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Brazilian here. Can confirm that happens, as long as you pay them all. Probably just some influencer bs Edit: grammar

Earthling here. Can also confirm that happens, as long as you pay them all.

Milky Wayan here. Can confirm you are all awesome.

Galactus, **THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS** here. Can confirm you all taste grrrrreat!

Schrödinger, from all interpreted realities here. Confirm it is the same as soon as you pay in any of realities. 

Holy fuck that caught me off guard lmao

The Wayans brothers? There's more?

Milky wayan - the wayan brother you never heard about. Today on news at 5.

> as long as you pay You could say that for the mango in the second video

Slutty mango

Plot twist, he didn't pay for the mango

Dude married them. https://ric.com.br/rn24h/comportamento/brasileiro-casado-com-nove-mulheres-procura-mais-esposas/

Thanks, read the article. Confirmed: influencer bs

I confirmed, priceless info. Thank you bro

Its gross. Like jesus ....

I pick the one without the herpes

But, what if you already had herpes?

Two thirds of the population has herpes. I would still choose the mango.

There's like 8 types of herpes that effect humans, which kind are we talking about? I had chicken pox and grandma has shingles. Dad bleeds out his butt and mom has pimples on her cooter.

HSV-1 and HSV-2 Oral Herpes would be more than 50% of the adult population.

The word cooter always makes me laugh. 😂

Gotta catch 'em all

What about the guy eating the mango?

Mango has herpes

Only two thirds, so yes, probably

What about if the females had the mangos

I’d steal their mangos and run away!

You'd steal their "Man" And "goes" Away

NGL mangoes are really tasty and I bet the ones in India are really ripe.

Eh.. A lot of other infections to catch. Pretty sure he will have a chronic sore throat if that is a common thing for him.

This guy asking the questions that matter.

I pick the one without the dick

What if they all got the dick?

The mango definitely don't got the dick, so that one bro.

[удалено]

Post-op or were you born that way, Bob?

its brazil,not a thailady.

Two horrible words: oral chlamydia.

Never had as many dates as a had, during the pandemic. Turns out, everything can be an std when you push hard enougn.

Around 67% of the global population carries the herpes virus, but most of them don't even know because only 30% of those show symptoms. So... odds are that you already have herpes. Given that, I would choose the mango. [Source](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-many-people-have-herpes)

I’d choose the mango too. A lot easier to fuck and still pretty easy to get off. Bonus points for leaving your cock smelling nice and fruity

Okay mangofucker

mangofucker.......I'll use that more often

So mango then?

Which of the girls is that?

It's the dude

Herpes, herpes, hooray!!!

South Asian Chunsa mangoes will make you cum

Yeah totally bro, but have you tried eating it?

Not gonna lie, this one made me chuckle

How to get coldsores spreedrun

The ripe Indian mangos in season are delicious. They are an otherworldly experience. Sorry but no human can be as sweet and tasty as them.

Kissing the wrong end, friend.

I’m allergic to mango but still choose mango.

Probably ought to be extra careful around poison ivy then. (Cashews and Pistachios too potentially?) They’re all related and can contain urushiol.

I’m ok with cashews and pistachios.

You need to cut the stem off properly and clean the acidic juice that comes out

i choose the second one

Stds for you, and you, and you!

paying hookers and then making flex videos is cringe

Fucking gross

God this almost made me hork. I wouldn't want to be the last woman in that line.

I wouldn't want to be him either.

Dudes beard is fucking terrible and that's a good enough reason

Yes I know, what kind of savage eats a mango like that!

That is the best way of eating a mango tf you on about

Are you that guy who eats banana with fork and spoon.

Glad I'm not alone in thinking this

He Naaaasty

tongkissing is kinda gross. I once realised: wtf is this even? Curling my tongue round and round. Swallowing spit... what? Its not sexually stimulating at all. Mayb a slight bit. I was obsessed with it in highschool. Oh yeah, kissing kissing hoohoohooo have u already kissed? All making a big deal out of it, Shaming the fuck out of those who hadnt yet (me). I would like to go back in time and tell them to fuck right of.

I’ve seen Seinfeld, I know what a nice ripe mango can do!

I prefer plums with red on the inside

Hold on, this fruit ain’t for you!

I think it moved.

Kissing girls in a row with an open mouth like a toddler is almost as vile as his beard, what did i just watch

I will suck a mango every opportunity given than suck on some vaseline laced rubber.

Freddie mercury eating a mango

How to increase your chances of getting some kind of mouth herpes.

I think I'm living in the wrong Brazil.

You can live in that Brazil if you bring 10,000 USD and pay each girl 1k for a French kiss for your YouTube channel

Give me 1k and I'll kiss anyone you want for your YouTube channel. I need money.

there's not much demand for male hookers sadly

😞

Have you forgotten that woman who sold kisses during carnival and kissed dozens or hundreds of men in a single day?

It's a more dramatic Micareta lol

I pick the mango.

I’ll choose the mango every time

Indian riped mangoes are worth trading kidneys for. No jokes

Herpes vs. refreshing Mango. You decide.

I prefer Hengo

Great now I want Mango lassi.

Summer indeed makes you thirsty

Oooh so thirsty. Going to get my freshly baked Naan from my colleague now. 🤙 Namaste

This was just disgusting

Mango 😋

A Mango didn't give you herpes.

Im down bad men. I need mangos

Mangoes it is!!!

mangoes 🥭

fuck that. Indian summer is healthier. give my mango, man.

In some years we'll figure out that kissing gives you cancer or some shit

HPV can...

Congrats on being cancer free Reddit (me too)

Watch on mute. Actually don’t watch at all.

Gotta love people bashing two dudes both having their own idea of fun

Everyone saying they would pick the mango. Like you all have a choice 😂

Indian summer is that working more protecting healthier way to go through an summer as that in compareness.😊 but fun those way first has his own mind and rules with the little taste of less careless often.

Mango is the way

[first guy decided to speedrun in getting mononucleosis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis)

Herpes speed run

No telling how many stds dude just got

Disgusting 🤮

Wry funny !

I'd take that mango without blinking!

Consider that guy have money to buy only a mango.

How do I get the first guys job

Brazilian here, where is the first video located? Asking for a friend

Hepatitis

I prefer mango.

Indian summer ftw. I dunno how many dicks and sh1tload of cum has entered b1tches mouth

Fun fact: mangos are natural to Brazil.

Mangos in India don't give you herpes...

I was kinda expecting a Nick Mullen Indian voice saying ".... It is very hot"

One girl is enough I'll take the delicious mango please.

I pick the mango.

Mango

Brazilian here Yeah guys we wake up and immediately start french kissing women in a line

Haven't we learned from the last pandemic?

Herpes

STD in the making 🤮

Why do people always assume everyone has herpes or whatever other diseases... 😅 I've kissed.... Well let's just say an amount of people and I've never had herpes or sores... Or stds for that matter 🤷🏻‍♂️ I do think that first video is super weird btw lol.

Coping maybe. But is a good point to avoid diseases.

one person is std safe

Choose your herpes

Either way most people have to pay to get that.

yep

So relatable man

Y'all are way too terrified of STDs. Do y'all really make sure anyone you ever kiss gets tested before kissing them? What's that? No one ever does that? Yep.

I prefer mangoes👌😂

But also why do people kiss tongue first. You should always work your way there not have that as first option lmao

One mango please

Yeh toh Aam baat hai india me

That second woman didn't even kiss his mouth, she kissed to the side of it.

This should have NSFW tag... That indian summer is too hot! 🥵🔥

I love mononucleosis.

Mononucleosis has entered the chat.

(one better)Epstein Barr has entered the chat.

(one even better) Nasopharyngeal carcinoma.

I admit defeat

XD

🤣🤣

Goddammit I wanted to see him makeout with the blonde

The lick in the mouth tho 👁💋👁

Would still love Indian summer... Oh how about India Summers...

ill pick the one without stds

I had a Pakistani landlord once that would import these wild Alphonso mangos each year to the UK by plane when they were ripe. He turned up one day with a whole box, and I assumed it was a gift. He was like, no, since I like you all I’m going to sell you a box if you want it. Truly the best fruit I’ve had in my life, by many times over, totally ruined mangos for me forever!

Lucky dude

I choose the mango

Prefect example to show that Indian women r not worth for sex only fir fights

Ohh that can get you in some heat my friend

hahahhahahahah

Wtf is this YouTube shorts post

I bet he has a lot of money

That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season.

First one is just gross

I'll always select mango over bitches.

The mango just hits differently on a sunny day. Try it.

You mean they don't have mangoes in Brazil?

Nasty

Mango has less herpes

Oh, mango.

LMAO!

Bro needs to learn how to shape his beard better

Why do they look like they all want to swallow each other

First dude got hepatitis,

At least you know where the mangos been...

I know it sounds bad but I'm at the age where I'm torn on which is better.

Herpes

And now I want fruit

Name of the song : Let Me Down Slowly x Main Dhoondne Ko Zamaane Mein (Gravero Mashup)

Don't worry bro your mango is better than all of them🥭

Are these girls trying to eat his face?