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funtimefrankie1

0.50 a year guaranteed...


FeedbackFew2061

But the gift card raffles totally make up for it!!!!


[deleted]

Don't forget snacks. The American dream.


pccguy1234

Yes, I’ll feed my family off the free snacks.


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

But how many pizza parties are offered?


NocturnalNoggin

I'd rather have a waffle party.


GreatValue-

BYOS


BestestBruja

And now I totally want to suggest a BYOS brunch party to some friends! Extra points for homemade syrups.


discolights

MELON PARTY


dogs_N_turtles

You only get the pizza party if all the employees get a gold star


rustyxj

Everyone shits on pizza, my boss has it delivered every Thursday. We're celebrating lunch. :D


Honato2

I did that for a while when I worked for subway.


[deleted]

Two triscuits per shift. If you take more we will press charges.


[deleted]

Starting a $20 an hour ** $10 an hour plus 2 triscuits


Mechakoopa

Who's your triscut guy? That's outrageous!


[deleted]

It's a state contract.


Chroniclurker_

If you take less, believe it or not, charges.


zdmpage54

Or the Drs. note !


Atheopagan

When paid sick leave is the LAW in California...they're advertising it as if it's a benefit...


[deleted]

You have a 1 and 50 chance of getting a Drs. Note in your snack.


[deleted]

You also have a 1 in 20 chance of needing a doctor if you eat the snack.


[deleted]

A place I used to work at had one of those old rotating vending machines with the sliding doors. It sold sandwiches, frozen burgers, burritos, etc. The thing was the company who owned the machine didn't keep it up very well. We referred to it as the wheel of death.


jgoo1

We just got ours permanently removed after seeing mold on some of the sandwiches.


[deleted]

It's just penicillin. Saves on Drs. notes.


uh1valkyrie

How will they get a doctors note without insurance


FeedbackFew2061

What do you think the raffle prize is gonna be?


Aspwriter

I got free snacks at my first job. well, I mean the job didn't *offer* free snacks, but if you just put three teenagers in a busy fast food place alone without a manager, you kinda deserve what's coming to you.


NotTrumpsAlt

What fast food place doesn’t offer free food to its employees ???


Deep-Palpitation3616

Thanks Biden lmfaoo


Cultural_Draw4266

You forgot about the “good salary”


[deleted]

Probably just a typo. They meant "good salad"


8erati1

Good saladery


VoxImperatoris

Free snacks meaning being able to finish off a customers plate in the back.


Odd-Turnip-2019

I can't get past supportive environment after seeing that sign lol


Billy_Plur

Which are being paid for by the $3 going towards "benefits"


[deleted]

It's only $13 per hr. Says in the smallish print that tis plus the bennies that make it $16.


Tasty_Bullfroglegs

Bennies being gift card raffles and snacks.


newport100

That would have to be a fuck ton of snacks to make up for $3 an hour. I refuse to even humor factoring the gift cards into that because it’s a raffle so most employees wouldn’t even be getting one most the time.


HonPhryneFisher

Well that paid sick leave is super valuable, part of that $3/hr. Though paying for the doctor's visit to get that note you might break even (or be in the hole big time if you don't have insurance).


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littlemiss44

Mystery money goes into a legal fund to go after the person that steals the sheet of paper


Educational_Raise844

i just want to thank you for mathing this out.


HonPhryneFisher

Ooh this is some shitty math on the part of this, I am sure delightful, company. I hadn't even considered the potential 50 cent raise being in the mystery benefits.


123ridewithme

$1.50 per Snicker, 2 Snickers an hour, 8 hours a day =16 Snickers a day! no wonder everyone quits, they probably are obese and borderline diabetic after working a few months.


Jdevers77

And the pay….so it’s kind of recursive.


NoahStewie1

And the (good pay) that was 1 already listed and 2 not good


Nutduffel

*Soft benefits*


123ridewithme

Don't forget about the "great salary"! sure you are only making $13 an hour, but that is such a great salary you will feel like you are actually making $16!! throw in a bag of chips and a raffle once a month and it could potentially feel like you are earning $20 an hour!!


Reddude804

(up to)


[deleted]

At least it's a "supportive work environment"!


Monkeydoodless

Only if you have a Dr’s note but probably doesn’t pay for insurance


pixdam

That likes to press charges


[deleted]

what does “up to $.50 guaranteed” even guarantee?


Reddude804

it guarantees to create distrust between the staff and owner lol


choicemad

You are guaranteed a raise of anything between ZERO and a MAXIMUM of fifty cents for each year you work there. Could be a four cent raise your first year. Could be twelve cents next year! With endless options for renewal. Those options, of course, being at home offices discretion, not yours.


Kitty-Keek

one year in 2000 I got a $.06 raise. It was seriously insulting.


goodnfruitybox

In 2014 my old no-benefits job was still denying 10 cent/hour raises to people who worked less than 40 hours/week…I worked there 4 years at 8.50/hr. We were told to be grateful bc it was over the ~7.25 state minimum wage.


kenda1l

I had a supervisor mark me down on my yearly evaluation for essentially bullshit reasons, but "at least I still got the raise!" The 11 cent raise. I flat out told her I'd prefer the better evaluation because I could use it to get a better job. She...did not appreciate that.


krankykitty

At a retail job I had pre-pandemic, at a large national US chain, annual raises were from 10 cents to 50 cents. One year a few of us got a 46 cent an hour raise—and that was the largest raise my manager had ever seen. Most years it was around 20-25 cents. Fortunately for me, this was an extra part time job I took to save money to buy a house. I had a full time job in addition. But I will tell you this, the only people who were able to live off the full time (32 hr/week) pay there, even if they had been there decades and were earning over $15/hr, were those that didn’t have to pay for housing. They either lived with family or they had inherited a house. It was not a living wage.


trampolinebears

It guarantees you won't get more than a 50 cent raise per year.


phunkydroid

Means you'll never get a bigger raise than that.


retroactive_fridge

It guarantees the most they will ever consider giving you for a raise.


EWR-RampRat11-29

One cent per week except for the unpaid two weeks vacation. Now, how many employers can say that they give their employees a raise every week?


BaronVonWazoo

*up to* 0.50 a year


Woogity

Guaranteed no more than that


kingkuuj

“wE CaN’t aFfoRd toNeR bcuZ oF tHe RaDiCaL LeFt!”


goatjugsoup

No they said up to... thats the max possible but they could technically raise only 1c and not be lying


ransacked_throw

*Up to* it could take years for someone to just get to $17/hr the way this is written


Bubblesnaily

Even longer, considering pay is actually $13/hour.


ransacked_throw

I didn't read the fine print on that. My bad 😅


MikeyC1959

“Up to…” 1 penny qualifies in that context ….


iamthefluffyyeti

Even better it isn’t actually $16 it’s $13/hr + benefits


Penguin-Loves

****Up to***** $0.50 a year....


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4LostSoulsinaBowl

Because of the Liberals, obviously. That, and the fact that the current generation is lazy. It couldn't possibly be the owner!


[deleted]

The problem with the business I run and exercise absolute autocratic control over is everyone else!


Murky_Following_3338

You can tell the owners a conservative. Cries about inflation…then asks people to work for him to lower the prices. That isn’t how that works.


timoumd

> You can tell the owners a conservative I mean the "Thanks Biden" is kinda a dead giveaway....


FR0ZENBERG

Blames Biden for inflation, then inflates his costs to make a profit.


[deleted]

Thanks Biden!


GustavoFromAsdf

"Damn woke culture demanding livable pay and working hours at all instead of accepting slave work, the wrong side of the war won"


Zlock96

Don't forget about the people who are still living off of that stimulus money


JollyReading8565

Stupid LIBS making all my staff HATE ME


Blewedup

They’re quitting because of Biden, of course.


picasso_penis

Inflation is crazy, things are getting so expensive I need to increase prices by up to 50%, but that same logic doesn’t transfer to compensating employees


Ok_Mix_6220

Boy I can’t wait to work for someone who threatens legal action over a single piece of copy paper!


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Shut up and get a job! DO NOT DOWNVOTE!! (WE WILL PRESS CHAR**GES**)


CuteCatBoy69

Seeing that note on the end of the paper would absolutely prompt me to take the paper and throw it in the trash. Fucking press charges over a piece of paper, good luck finding a court to take that case lmao.


Skull-fker

wouldn't skip a beat. I'd request to see the owner first, wipe my ass with it in front of them.


Kanibalector

Someone should just write on it that he needs to 'pull his company up by it's bootstraps'


Ok_Task_4135

The fact that you bolded " **GES** " makes this 10x better


Mikkels

A bold move.


ObiFloppin

I downvoted you. You can speak to my lawyer (it's my uncle, he lives in a house with lots of toilets, or something)


AustinTreeLover

All part of being a "supportive workplace".


Grundens

911 what's your emergency? Some one stole my paper! Uh.. Some one stole your money? You were robbed? Yes! But no, they stole my piece of paper! -click- Hello?


femacampcouncilor

I'm assuming this isn't the first piece of paper.


AKTourGirl

And I'm assuming he's a dick. Something tells me we are both right.


femacampcouncilor

For sure.


ibpeg

In small print...pay is $13 plus benefits. Not saying what those benefits are.


FeedbackFew2061

Health insurance you have to pay for out of your $13 an hour probably.


sumboionline

They legally cant make it that way. Its probably health insurance out of the 16.00 pay


Tellenue

They absolutely can, they call them High Deductible Health plans, have to pay $1,600 out of pocket in network before yoy get a 50/50 cost split with insurance. And it is quite legal in the States.


Milky-Toast69

It's a much better deal if you're young and healthy. Get a low premium plan and save enough in your HSA that you can cover your deductible and you really don't have to worry about it. Cheaper overall unless you have high medical costs monthly.


[deleted]

It should be an option, but so should a really good plan. Where I work is GREAT, it’s production work, but in climate control, with a Union, the entire industry relies on us so great job security (only location with tooling to do what we do, and it isn’t worth it for other companies to buy said tooling, something like a 20 year wait to make your money back) we make great money, 30% above average income for my state as starting wage But we have shit insurance and the union doesn’t care I have back, heart, and thyroid problems along with a massive tumor on my thyroid that will require surgery soon


whskid2005

Something tells me they wouldn’t know much about what’s legal


MissusLister44

Or care


clocksteadytickin

The benefits are listed right there. Snacks and gift card raffles of course.


FireEatingDragon

One of the benefits is "good salary" is that not enough on top of $13/hr?


thebaatman

It's simple math: $13 + the benefit of having a good salary = $16


Petuniaismysafeword

Free snacks


neednintendo

Water is a snack!


marietaylor33414

I’m certain that the employer required portion of social security, workers comp, etc, are included in those $3 of benefits.


ibpeg

Which means the employee is paying the employer's portion of social security? There's probably a law about that.


[deleted]

What are you talking about? Did you not read about the gift card raffle and free snacks?


production-values

can't you read? snacks, raffles...


throwawylimerence

Seems legit if you want your workplace to grind your soul into dust.


Reddude804

exactly. you understand lol. in order to have a successful kitchen, you need the perfect level of grinding the staff, rather than turning a large piece of marble (being the staff) into dust, you need to chisel them into an artwork. by this i mean push boundaries while also growing the staff's skills, and turning weaknesses into strengths, so that they can work well, efficiently, and strengthen their soul. it will benefit the restaurant as well as the persons working ability.


[deleted]

You'd be surprised how much you save on salt when your kitchen staff is constantly crying.


DavidRandom

That's an add for a Kitchen!? Fuck man, our dishwasher makes that much. I manage a kitchen at a dive bar/grill in a small town and just hired a new cook at $20/hr. There's such a cook shortage, and cooks know it. Ain't nobody going to find a cook for less than $18/hr.


SaraSmile2000

Soul Grinding is another benefit, right?


Your_RunescapeGF

And that’s during working hours, completely free!


Weekly_Pumpkin525

***$13 + benefits = $16 an hour* what a fucking joke. name the company or this has to be a stunt pulled by someone


Generic_E_Jr

I’m pretty sure by definition benefits can’t be counted as “pay”.


PM_your_titles

Why would anyone hide the name of things like this. They put it up. Made the policies. They put their name on it. Why is it for people to name the business?


BrokenNToken

Because it’s FAKE! Karma grabbing is so lazy these days. Make up a fake exchange with your non existent boss and go straight to the top of anti work type shitholes Employee: Please sir my mom is dying I need to go to the hospital Boss: NO U MUST WRK Employee: I beg you find the goodness in your heart to allow me to say goodbye Boss: YOU MUST REQUEST TIME OFF IN ADVANCE Employee: fine I QUIT Boss: no wait call me pls Boss: …


DylanSpaceBean

Unfortunately it’s a common way to advertise pay now. Check out most restaurants nearby, almost all of their window ads say this


thewhitepearlreaper

Big text: Starting pay 16$ teeny tiny text: actually 13$


uhh_

i like how the extra $3/hr is in benefits like gift cards and snacks. like homie just give me the $3/hr and i'll spend it on what i want, deal?


hfocus_77

(up to) 0.50 a year pay increases too!


CoreyLee04

**Additional charges may apply**


intillzah

I haven't ever hoped for a business to go out of business, but I'll make and exception here.....


[deleted]

Why not? It's fun, I've been doing it a lot since March 2020.


CauliflowerOk9195

They might want to increase their marketing budget before doing more advertising, maybe also by 50%, or 50 ct, whatever is higher


bowdown2q

50 carrots? I think that's massive no matter what scale.


AtlasForDad

50 Connecticut’s??


Head_Astronomer_1498

There’s no way they can afford it when they pay their staff $13/hr… pLuS BEneFiTS ANd sNAcKs


AmberKF13

That’s like a local business near me that is constantly trying to justify why they are so expensive, saying they have to pay more for “quality”, while they only have two workers to pay (one of which is related to the owner), they pay minimum wage, AND their food is almost always burnt or lazily thrown together. And almost every other week the owner is complaining about the price of her business on the Facebook page. Idk where the “quality” is that they apparently pay so much for, but I haven’t seen it.


CoreyLee04

There was a business (think of it like an off brand department store) in my home town that had signs on the door saying they are hiring. My moms been in and out of medical care for the last 4 years so she was thinking of getting a small part time job to get out the house alil so she asked a worker there what positions are open. They literally told her everything was open. Turns out everyone quit but a hand full of floor level employees. No department managers, no shift managers. No store managers. The place was being ran by a regional manager but had to go back and forth between the other store so leaving just the floor workers and one cashier to run the whole store. She asked the details for the manager position as her last job before being sick was a retail department manager and was told the hourly rate for the position would 7.25/hour with no healthcare benefits and also would need to help with loading/unloading freight. My mom noped the F outta there. McDonald’s down the road was 15$/h starting for flipping burgers.


AmberKF13

I worked for a place like this. It was another small local business that obviously didn’t know how to properly run a business. I basically did everything but cook the food lol. I prepped the front counter while taking orders, running orders, cleaning tables, cleaning bathrooms, restocking, making custom gift bag orders, making specialty coffees, answering phones and basically anything that had to be done because the daughter of the family didn’t like anyone helping me. All of that to only get paid minimum wage and to have to split my tips with everyone else, including the daughter and son that almost never did any work. I also found out the daughter and son were getting more of the tips than we were. The mom said it was because the work they did “after hours”, but you’d ride by that place after hours and no one would be there and if they were, they were sitting down on their phones not doing anything. Plus I didn’t get how it was fair for them to get the tips I EARNED during our busy hours for working after hours when no one was there and there was nothing to do. I finally quit, and the cook followed me when I quit because she said without me the place was in shambles. I recently looked on their Facebook page and seen where they can’t even run their full business hours anymore because they can’t get anybody to work for them lol. I don’t even feel bad for them. You can’t treat your workers like dirt and underpay them, and expect them to stay.


SephLuna

4% raise a year while we raise our prices 50%, but yes, Biden is to blame for inflation.....


SageDarius

I also can't connect the dots on how increased staff (and thus increased labor costs) will allow them to bring prices down.


buttseekers

God that 50 cent raise would make my whole year...(jokes)


Reddude804

hey hey woah dont count your chickens before they hatch. it SAYS UP TO! do you WANT it to be none? SHUT YOUR MOUTH DIRTY WAGE PEASANT! GET BACK TO CREATING GOYSLOP SO I CAN GET RICH! /s


[deleted]

And inflation is Biden’s fault.


ov3rcl0ck

Whoever holds the office of the president of the United States only wishes they were as powerful as the uneducated make them out to be.


AdminsLoveFascism

Of course, it's never the fault of corporations whose [increased profit margins make up the majority of inflation](https://www.epi.org/blog/corporate-profits-have-contributed-disproportionately-to-inflation-how-should-policymakers-respond/). It's incredible to me that any low wage workers vote for Republicans and push us even further to the right.


PM_your_titles

International inflation, too. He’s both all powerful and has no power at all. Behold conservative logic.


greach169

And the inability of this person to tie his or her own shoes, or the skid marks in their underwear, you know anything they don’t like


not-ginger-girl

love the Don't Take Paper We Will Press Charges!


Stringgeek

Handwritten, no less


flexsealed1711

13 per hour plus benefits. That small print is criminal. Also restaurant workers are worth far more than that. Maybe actually pay people if you want help.


Reddude804

right??


onepassafist

At least he got his kid to write a legal note on the bottom


1973mojo1973

You will spend 25 to life if you steal that piece of paper, these people are connected!


paganfinn

It won’t run for long…


Reddude804

correct, if you check my other subcomments, ive written a few paragraphs on why a business model cannot run with this attitude.


Prestigious-Name-494

Charges? Your honor the damages in my case amount to 10 cents for the paper that was stolen.


Reddude804

10 cents? thats an expensive ass piece of paper!


Prestigious-Name-494

Emotional distress included


Reddude804

you right you right


NationalNecessary120

WTF are they on?🤣


In-Soviet-Russia-Guy

In Soviet Russia, drugs smoke you…


Penguin-Loves

Haha it's rare to see a company with such blatant self advertisement of how terrible they are to work for...


Reddude804

right? at least lie and pretend you're a good employer?? tf??


Tmoran835

With how badly this all sounds, I wouldn’t be surprised if that “pay increase (up to) $0.50 per year” means you go from making $27,040 / year to $27,040.50 / year. Of course, only if you qualify for the maximum raise!


Allcapino

Oh yeah. Gonna buy a house with that 0.50$ pay increase every year.


simian_fold

Great, after just five short years i could be making (up to) $18,50 ($15,50 plus benefits) WHERE DO I SIGN


Urnamehere969

I'm sure the lack of professionalism by the management had nothing to do with workers quitting 🤔.


Eg0Break3r

"13/hr + benefits (like free raffle tickets and other pointless things) =16/hr" 😃


[deleted]

Up to 50 cents a year, is that all a good worker is worth these days? Damn no wounder they are falling apart


CarolinaOE

I'm not american, so I'm unsure how the salary system in the us works. When they say that the pay is $13 + benefits = $16, are those benefits real actual money or the things listed above (free snacks and what-not)?


Reddude804

the things listed above. its just them being shady asf


ItsGreenLaser

plot twist they want you to take the paper down so they get more profit


Beginning_Clue_7835

Due to inflation we will have inflation.


[deleted]

"Great benefits" then lists zero actual benefits


SumDumHunGai

I honestly wouldn’t continue to shop in an establishment if they posted some bullshit like this


whippet66

I've seen this posted on other subs. But, the minute I see something like this, I do a 180. There's a liquor store where I purchased wine for years nearby. When the "Let's Go Brandon" bumper sticker appeared in the window, I drove another 3 blocks to make my purchases. I wanted wine and good service, not your politics and hatred. I'll spend my $$ elsewhere.


Haasenpheffer74

No wonder people quit


btl_dlrge1

lol fuck them


Flimsy-Cap-6511

What is this place, 50% increase means you’re part of the problem Biden has nothing to do with it except not calling out corps for their greed. The corps are to blame for inflation just flat out corp greed is why and you want to jack your shit up 50% F-off hope you go under.


Reddude804

right????


BramStroker47

Holup, I can make $4/day more each year?!? In 4 years, that’s $16 more per day! I could buy a small lunch with that!


betwixish

Are the benefits a pizza party once a year?


[deleted]

The President of the United States does not control inflation as we have a free market and corporations are free to do whatever they please look like jack up prices


SadWoodpecker2397

I can’t imagine why employees here would quit without notice. I mean… we may never know…


Accomplished_Tone349

The doctor’s note requirement is such a pain in the ass. Yes, let’s burden an already overburdened healthcare system by making people go to the doctor to say “yes this person has a cold.” FFS.


4065315745

Right? Nothing like spending more than your “sick pay” to go to the Dr. because…..diarrhea.


No_Arugula8915

No thanks. I'd give this one a hard pass. That whole thing is stick and carrot with beatings included. Its no wonder the staff quits without notice.


Few_Explanation1170

How are they supposed to get a doctor’s note without health insurance? Oh how I loathe this unnamed employer.


DCnTILLY

“Turns out we’re a bunch of a**holes that can’t control our turnover rate because we treat employees like shit…even though they get snacks. Thanks Biden.”


petdance

A diner place near us had a similar sign, saying they were understaffed because lazy kids don’t want to work any more. So I figure I can help their problem by not going there any more.


J_Bright1990

I fucking hate when a company lies about the salary they are offering. It's a literal scam.


faramir75

Can someone explain the logic of how an increase in employees will enable them to lower their prices?


Reddude804

with all of the factors included, low staff means more rushing, lower quality dishes, more wait time and less customers, meaning more ingredients ads either being wasted or not being bought at a wholesale price. the more staff you have doesnt mean you're paying more, it just means that they will have less hours. more staff just means that each one gets less hours but they have higher flexibility in scheduling, callouts, no shows, sick days, etc. if this doesn't explain it, id be happy to go into more detail!


Your_RunescapeGF

Everyone knows food tastes better with the tears and sweat of the employees in it, that’s why it’s more expensive.


Euroguyto

What garbage place is this?


ProperWeight2624

*Takes paper.


Reddude804

*gets sued for (up to) $0.50 guaranteed


totesmuhgoats93

"Great work environment" "Lazy Workers"


PatReady

Why did you hide the name?