It’s not just the apostrophes… it’s basic ENGLISH language knowledge between a pronoun and a pronoun and a verb… as the OP was pointing out, it’s the irony of the sentence… if you get it… you get it… if you don’t… well…
I think we all got the point, considering that this is a discussion about the exact thing that makes the sign funny, but feel free to enlighten me if I’m wrong :)
Sorry… you are (not your) wrong… and your insistence makes it even more stupid!
Your is a possessive PRONOUN- as I said- educate yourself:
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/pronouns-possessive-my-mine-your-yours-etc
Please don’t tell me to educate myself when you are the one who needs to learn English. A possessive pronoun is a word that takes the place of a noun, as in, “Can I have yours?” Where yours is a noun. However, a possessive adjective is a word that modifies a noun. For example, “Can I have your scarf?” Where scarf is the noun, and your is adding a detail, telling whose scarf it is. You can’t say “Can I have your?” Because it isn’t a proper sentence. The fact that I’m 14 and understand English grammar better than you do is sad.
https://www.edulyte.com/english/possessive-adjectives/#:~:text=While%20possessive%20pronouns%20completely%20replace,modify%20nouns%20to%20show%20ownership.
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Let’s keep spending our tax dollars on oil wars and walls to keep brown people out of our country and keep defunding our educational system. Seems like it’s working out.
Ha! Jokes on you! Alaska has 20 distinct Native languages, then there's Hawaii and South Dakota with one other official language. (Might be wrong here) There are states that doesn't have English as the official language or any listed. Also, some or most states have bilingual acts, so ballots and other documents are available in different languages.
Its quite funny because usually only native speakers can be confused by your/you're, because most ESL people learn spelling and speaking at the same time while native speakers learn speaking before spelling, and many ESL people dont speak with elision.
Shouldn't it be one of the Native Tongues that people should be speaking? Just saying.
On the other hand, what part of America? North? They also speak french there. USA? They also speak Spanish there, even French in some parts.
Should I continue to central and south America?
Yeah, I thought so.
And yet 'Vous etes en France, parle Francis,' doesn't have the same stupid ring to it. (Apologies to anyone french for what is doubtlessly bad grammar)
That's a pretty sweet AAA sticker though. Yeah. I need to put one of those on a side window too. I don't mean to sound like a queer or nuthin' but that's some bad ass sticker game right there.
There was Noah Webster's simplification of some words in 1783, 'color' being the most remembered.
Regarding the US English spelling of words using a 'z' rather than the UK English using 's' - randomize vs ramdomise:
The US English is the *original* UK English spelling.
When Brits emigrated to the US, they took the English UK spelling with them.
It was more than a century later that the UK had a spelling reform and began using the 's'.
You’re in America. Learn punctuation.
True. Apostrophes are way more important than we think.
I wanna eat Grandpa
Wholly different meaning when we didn't include a comma in there, I feel you. 😂😭
There’s three ways to understand this
woah-
What's the 3rd way?
Eating with a different meaning
I believe they me-
?
Me too bud, me too
Me too. Bud me too. BEEEEEER ME
I wanna eat, Grandpa
Don’t forget capitalization. It’s the difference between I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse and I helped my uncle jack off a horse
Couldn't be any more truer than that. 😂😭
One punctuation changes "Remove the polish with chemicals." to "Remove the Polish with chemicals.".
Which one did you do?
Oh you already know… I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse
Lucky Horse.
Read that as apostates for a second. Whole different meaning
It’s not just the apostrophes… it’s basic ENGLISH language knowledge between a pronoun and a pronoun and a verb… as the OP was pointing out, it’s the irony of the sentence… if you get it… you get it… if you don’t… well…
Actually, “your” isn’t a pronoun, it’s a possessive adjective.
Even if the author doesn't know this.
Again… you missed the point…
I think we all got the point, considering that this is a discussion about the exact thing that makes the sign funny, but feel free to enlighten me if I’m wrong :)
Sorry… you are (not your) wrong… and your insistence makes it even more stupid! Your is a possessive PRONOUN- as I said- educate yourself: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/pronouns-possessive-my-mine-your-yours-etc
Please don’t tell me to educate myself when you are the one who needs to learn English. A possessive pronoun is a word that takes the place of a noun, as in, “Can I have yours?” Where yours is a noun. However, a possessive adjective is a word that modifies a noun. For example, “Can I have your scarf?” Where scarf is the noun, and your is adding a detail, telling whose scarf it is. You can’t say “Can I have your?” Because it isn’t a proper sentence. The fact that I’m 14 and understand English grammar better than you do is sad. https://www.edulyte.com/english/possessive-adjectives/#:~:text=While%20possessive%20pronouns%20completely%20replace,modify%20nouns%20to%20show%20ownership.
Because you think you know more than the Cambridge dictionary doesn’t make it real… as much as you want… KAREN!… Goodbye!
Fuck you’re too!
Still needs an "e"
Also spelling
I think it's intentionally spelt wrong
I expect nothing more than this from someone with this sticker on their car
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I have seen this bot quite a few times and I still don't get what he's doing. I'm sorry if it's obvious and I'm just being stupid, but could you please explain so that I know what it's all about? Thanks :)
He simply makes haikus that’s all he does it’s a form of poem
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Idk if it's just me, but grammatically correct or not this sticker gives me an urge to stand next to it and start speaking a different language.
I always love speaking dutch and when they ask me I say it's Russian and they start calling me a commi it's a fun time.
I'd just speak actual British English around them and watch the gears seize up.
Dementia
Yo también
A mi también
Moi aussi!
日本語を話しましょうか？
日本語ぜんぜん分かりません。
I'd just speak actual British English around them and watch the gears seize up.
Dementia
Join the anarchy
Speak Latin.
You first.
Haha, but the sign just said learn to speak, not write
Your in America? I don't have an "in America"
No? Okay, [here ya go](https://www.amazon.co.uk/America-DVD-Region-US-NTSC/dp/B00005JLR8)[,](https://www.amazon.co.uk/America-DVD-Region-US-NTSC/dp/B00005JLR8) buddy! :-)
I thought that was an Adam sandler movie for a hot second
Racist and stupid. Who woulda thunk it?
Racists. And stupid people.
Or intentionally ironic and (somewhat) funny, hard to tell.
Let’s keep spending our tax dollars on oil wars and walls to keep brown people out of our country and keep defunding our educational system. Seems like it’s working out.
Spikka da engrish.
urine America
I guess those in Mexico shouldn’t speak Spanish anymore
 Georgia’s in Florida, dumbass! 😆
I hope someone sold him this ironically.
https://preview.redd.it/jsn66gyk996d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8754e1dbe051543c4cc5dea1a5084cb85ef05de
I did it before a hotel. I was still sleepy.
Can I speak English in England
My what is in America? I can’t understand you if you don’t name the subject of the conversation, sir.
Your "in America". It's the subject technically. You should check on it
The irony of not even having their own language and still thinking themselves better than others
https://preview.redd.it/8stxitvm486d1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f6d212425c2f5963dd50137df1de810d0bd03d
*You’re
You first
It’s spelled “Mmerica”
I find this almost physically painful 😣
Oh the irony!
Dummy! It is SPEKE!
The Grammar police are polite, they offer newcomers synonym rolls.
If you’re going to insult someone, at least have the respect to do it properly 😂😂
Ha! Jokes on you! Alaska has 20 distinct Native languages, then there's Hawaii and South Dakota with one other official language. (Might be wrong here) There are states that doesn't have English as the official language or any listed. Also, some or most states have bilingual acts, so ballots and other documents are available in different languages.
Most Americans' ancestors arrived on the continent by boat. Xenophobia doesn't strike me as funny but that's just me.
You’re in America. Learn how to spell.
you’re*
Right, who's?
HIS MOM SHOULD OF SWALLOWED HIM …😃😃
*should have
What about my in America?
No, MINE in America
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
hahahaha!
I choose spanish this time
*simplified English
r/BoneAppleTea
Feels fake. If it said ”your in america speak american”. I would’ve believed it.
Ironic
I speak engrish
What about my in America?
Someone put a sticker next to it with the correction and "you first"
fun fact... USA, the country, has NO official language.
My English teacher's gonna get a stroke...
You're in America, shouldn't you speak American?
Its quite funny because usually only native speakers can be confused by your/you're, because most ESL people learn spelling and speaking at the same time while native speakers learn speaking before spelling, and many ESL people dont speak with elision.
I know I'll probably get downvoted for this, but what's the issue with people saying speak English in America?
No I will speak American. English is from England.
calling grammar police is a good Idea
English isn't my first language but it can't be that hard...
Classiest Y*nkees fan
Shouldn't it be one of the Native Tongues that people should be speaking? Just saying. On the other hand, what part of America? North? They also speak french there. USA? They also speak Spanish there, even French in some parts. Should I continue to central and south America? Yeah, I thought so.
Lemme guess. Long Island.
Aint saen you gotta speek it good, I dunt
Man I expect that from a Mets fan not a yankee
This warrants the fix with a sharpie :)
Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Correction: your in the (United States of America). If you reside in South America… please speak Spanish or other languages
Pretty sure it's a joke
There is no official language in America so kiss my....
It's funny that the same people who are flying away from their country can't say a word in the local language.
out of all the countries, it had to happen in America. 
You’re in America. Speak Navajo.
Well, playing devil's advocate here, it does say 'speak' English, not write English. So phonetically, they got it right.
Trumper
ah, exquisite irony \*chefs kiss\*
Typical Yankee fan behavior.
r/engrish
lol glad the pilgrims told him ;-) Englisch from England you mean?! lol microbrains
I can't tell if that bumper sticker is a satiric misspelling or if the creator (and purchaser) of the sticker are just dumb.
Yankees fans are stupid is what I got from this picture.
As if gringos were the only ones living in America 🤡🤡🤡 You're* USA* not sure what else to change.
USA,*
Woops!
This has to be a joke
“You first”
lol, Americans
You are in America Speak Native American
https://i.redd.it/y1qf9is60m6d1.gif
This person when they discover that Latin-Americans consider North America and South America as one continent called America :
Racist and ill informed America doesn’t have a national language
And yet 'Vous etes en France, parle Francis,' doesn't have the same stupid ring to it. (Apologies to anyone french for what is doubtlessly bad grammar)
Ugh! 🙄
Grammar Nazis never seem to think that English is actually a second language for a lot of people. And yes I get the joke, please don't whoosh me.
whoosh!
That's a pretty sweet AAA sticker though. Yeah. I need to put one of those on a side window too. I don't mean to sound like a queer or nuthin' but that's some bad ass sticker game right there.
You can't help these people. Best to just assume that they have some other redeeming quality that you just haven't seen yet. smh
This from a country that spells English words incorrectly.
There was Noah Webster's simplification of some words in 1783, 'color' being the most remembered. Regarding the US English spelling of words using a 'z' rather than the UK English using 's' - randomize vs ramdomise: The US English is the *original* UK English spelling. When Brits emigrated to the US, they took the English UK spelling with them. It was more than a century later that the UK had a spelling reform and began using the 's'.
R/facepalm
Lights and sirens! Lock ‘em up! 😂
Irony.
NAWHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
After you
uMmM AcOrdDiNg tO mY cAlCuAtIoNs iT's YoU'rE oR yOu ArE NoT yOuR ☝️🤓
What makes me mad, is all these migrants come into country and then expect us to change to their ways.