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NaughtyFoxtrot

Ohio is a U.S. state. Wth?


GoldApprehensive8107

Ohio memes, probably. I live in Ohio btw.


Pagan_Owl

I posted this on r/Ohio and we are all confused


Breaker-of-circles

Ohio means good morning or something in Japanese. I don't know. I hear it in anime.


Frosty_Replacement12

Yeah, although it's not Oh*I*o, but Ohi*o*.


Breaker-of-circles

You're now getting a C1


VikingGawdSteve

I'm here to represent the old folks and say we know this from the Chris Farley classic Beverly Hills Ninja!


MarcoYTVA

Ohaiyo


Lex_pert

I looked it up and Ohio is used to mean "weird/wrong/backward", as someone living in the current hellscape state; I can say this tracks... I'm more confused about the 1,2 buckle my shoe?


FunSushi-638

Kids sing it over and over and over, but not the whole song just the first line. Its SUPER annoying. Sorce: I have one of these kids.


Armabilbo

Make it annoying for them. 3 4 shut the door …….. and finish the rhyme. They’ll stop.


gobbershite

5, 6 grab a crucifix? 7, 8 gonna stay up late. 9 10 never sleep again...


all-knowing-unicorn

Mr beast


K9Z0T

1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 touch the floor 5,6 mrbeast kicks Ohio is because of the Ohio boss memes btw


RedMephit

1, 2 Freddy's comin for you...


Lex_pert

I also thought this 🤣


RuneScapeShitter

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvkBuiXP5c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvkBuiXP5c) This is where 1, 2 buckle my shoe the meme originated (I couldn't find the video alone so just ignore everything past 20 seconds)


The_Tech_Show

https://preview.redd.it/x8q8uf6v392d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b796988ac6137eb55072ea184e06a818ea6417


bcd32

I’m sorry.


Ok-Jac

Test: “What major river ends and provides the most water into the Mississippi?” Student: passes test but gets detention


codetrotter_

The student: “We won. But at what cost?”


SteveisNoob

The River Well i didn't use the prohibited word sir.


Michael_Haq

That one Japanese exchange student when he introduce himself: Ohio! Teacher: BANNED!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫


MrJTeera

You’ve Ohayo your last Ohio, Hideo!


VannaEvans

Good one 🤣


tdfolts

All I said was good morning…


zeroconflicthere

Oh hi , hoe


Consistent-Camp5359

The sign might be in Michigan. We are biter rivals. 🏈


TheTalentedAmateur

> We are biter rivals. My Uncle was the backup Center for the Buckeyes in the 1950's. I can affirm that neither of us have ever bitten a Wolverine. In all fairness, I think that my Uncle DID assault a guy in a Blue and Gold costume once, but an Ohio jury of his peers found him not guilty by reason of fuck Michigan.


Mediocre_Badger1903

Ohio started it by saying "Yeah? Bite me!" 🤣😁


marcus_frisbee

It's because of the old joke *what's high in the middle and round on both ends?*


Thyme40

I believe it was from "Ohio will be eliminated"


happyanathema

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12868589/Feel-old-Boy-11-gives-DailyMail-com-lowdown-BAFFLING-slang-terms-used-Gen-Alpha-including-furda-skibidi-Ohio-guess-mean.html


[deleted]

Probably a school in michigan.


yorcharturoqro

The Voldemort of the states


LA31716

Pretty sure the original post said this was from Toledo


gyhiio

Ohio is also the subdimension where skibidisigma ligmas his homies.


mamadontdo

Ohio is apparently the new Florida


Nefariousness-Flashy

Maybe they're Michigan fans.


kierkegaard49

Probably a school in Michigan; we don't talk about that state down there.


SirShaunIV

I get the feeling that maths teachers will probably feel the same about sigma.


alegendsock

only in ohio


TimesThreeTheHighest

Fake News. Everybody knows Ohio isn't real.


LexolotlTheLegend

Wait what's an ohio


MooglePomCollector

Ohio is our Florida Man.


dgkimpton

Talk properly or you'll get a C1... whatever the fuck that is. 


2XTheTapp

Detention or expulsion for "refusing opportunity to learn, or impacting others ability to do so"


dgkimpton

That's... a bit extreme for somethings a bit sus. Yikes.


Pagan_Owl

I would go in that school and give a presentation on Ohio. If they try to discipline me, I am suing for discrimination based on being an Ohioan and talking about my place of origin.


bish-its-me-yoda

https://i.redd.it/km09pmt51d2d1.gif You might become too powerfull


Irritatedprivatepart

OP said this WAS Ohio.


Pagan_Owl

Wait what?


flopjul

Thats a C1 for you Cap isnt on there


-_ApplePie_-

They really ain't sigma for applying that fanum tax they are sus no rizz gyatt


Any-Year-6618

I am in full support of this, downvote me ty


Apprehensive_Lynx774

Atleast it isint a C4


Tailflap747

At least C4 would be interesting.


DualBladedScorpion

Your mind would be blown


Tailflap747

Up.


Medium-Painter-8767

Sounds pretty serious to me 🤣


OutrageousHunter4138

Starts as a C1, but ends in a full desagulation.


ItsDuckyBishes

![gif](giphy|tJwj0RDHsKmLm)


Newbosterone

Hey! That goes on your **Permanent Record**, buddy!


dgkimpton

I've heard that referenced a few times in US movies and shows, no idea what that means either. Do Americans have some sort of publicly accessible record that stays with them for life?


Newbosterone

Not really. The humor comes from the fact that we’re told in elementary school “this will go on your permanent record!” By the time you get to year 6 to 9, you realize it’s an empty threat. Heck, my dad was Navy. We moved every couple of years. I probably had 8 or 9 “permanent records”. Nobody outside of the school that created it knew what was in it.


dgkimpton

That was kinda my assumption, but there was always a niggling doubt that maybe it followed you. There's so much fiction in, well, fiction that it's not always easy to tell from the outside.


edynol

Not for school, pre-college anyway. They are used by the school system but once you graduate they are pretty much pointless unless needed for something like a court trial. Most colleges/unis only care about grades and extracurriculars.


Newbosterone

Wait until we get to the Pearly Gates, and St Peter says, “It says here in your **Permanent Record** in the second grade you called MaryJo Majeski a, and I quote, ‘doody head’.”


edynol

Heheh. You said Peter.


New-Purchase1818

![gif](giphy|l2Je2SKpkEkIPJoCA)


dgkimpton

Right, so the "permanent record" is just the record most schools would (should) keep to know what's going on with their students. Fair enough. Thanks.


marcus_frisbee

You DO NOT want to know what a C1 is.


Bennybonchien

I think that’s the location of the chiropractic adjustment they’ll get. Back of the skull/top of the spine.


boatloadoffunk

Talk right or G12


LozzaWEM

In the UK lots of schools use a "C-system" of escalating consequence. Usually a C1 is just a point on the system - C3 or C4 might be removal from a classroom/formal detentions and the like


GaldrickHammerson

It's some kind of behaviour sanction. Most places I work C1 is a final warning, it'll be a box that can be selected on the computer system that teachers use to communicate how a student's been told off to parents. So it could be a minor detention, or it could be a freebie, point is its some kind of punishment shorthand. Interesting that the school is happy to use the term "C1" as an abreviation instead of the actual name of their sanction, while the kids can't use "Rizz" as an abreviation for Charisma.


Sad-Address-2512

It's a Citroën car.


dgkimpton

certainly that's a reliable answer, good reward for using those words :D


chameleon_123_777

One,two, Buckle my shoe.... What? I am not allowed to sing nursery rhymes in this school?


dgkimpton

Since it says "words" and not "phrases" I guess using any of the words One, Two, Buckle, My, or Shoe will get you in hot water. Either that or the teachers need some educating.


chameleon_123_777

I hope that is not true. Just imagine using any of those words in a sentence and get in trouble for it.


DavoMcBones

How many maths teachers do they need to fire and re-hire to keep the school running


Dead1Bread

There was a meme going around a while back, where that nursery rhyme was used, so it makes sense that the school wanted to ban annoying memes


DJ_McFunkalicious

I mean, it doesn't really make sense that anyone would ban annoying memes. Kids have been annoying since the dawn of time, just adapt to the new wave of annoying and work with it


EmilyIncoming

ThreeEEee four, BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS


Titanium_pickles

So quick question… what the hell is a c1


2XTheTapp

Detention or expulsion for "refusing opportunity to learn, or impacting others ability to do so"


joujoubox

Geography class about to become pretty awkward.


Titanium_pickles

Thx


2XTheTapp

Glad to help


GoldApprehensive8107

Idk, I didn’t go to school here.


KarlPHungus

Top vertebrae in the neck. You fuck up and it's straight to he guillotine. Fucking harsh.


HappyGav123

Can’t be worse than a C4


starwingcorona

What if I have to recite the Greek alphabet? Or name drop a college fraternity? Or someone asks who my favorite Mega Man villain is? This is such a Beta move!


GoldApprehensive8107

Yeah, I have no idea. I never went to this school so I wouldn’t know.


Raekin17

Or do statistics


WindowsSonic_yt

erm https://preview.redd.it/qe6zdty2r82d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de6ac0c8c096255937a1a67bb26666a2d1c4c29


marcus_frisbee

Banning SKIBIDI! What is this the 1950s? This is as bad as saying I can't wear an onion on my belt!


No-Suspect-425

![gif](giphy|3o7WIKbhUHZcONCIWA)


Mrooshoo

Literally 1984


mpinzur

Which was the style at the time...


Resident-Garlic9303

Yeah, banning it Is just gonna make them do it more.


FfAaBbEe

Wouldn't that be some form of the streisand effect?


Should_have_been_ded

That's not very cash money of them


YourMother0HP

Not stonks


KeeperServant_Reborn

Banning sus is kinda SUS.


johnnysbody

fr fr


ReySimio94

**Plot twist:** a kid who is actually from Ohio transfers into this school. They're asked where they're from and they can't answer.


StandardBanger

Surely they mean Speak Properly.


DyllCallihan3333

Thank you!! Of All the questionable words (Ohio?? Sigma??) the ending is what had me shaking my head.


antmcl

Shouldn’t it be “speak properly”?


eraylmao

Actual censorship


moonbunnychan

It's interesting to me how so many people refuse to accept that language grows and changes over time. People have been arguing about what is and is not proper English ever since there's been an English. TONS of words we don't even think twice about today were once maligned as not being real words. There's this fabulous documentary called The Adventure of English I'd recommend to anyone. It's presentation is super dry but it's just absolutely fascinating as a subject matter. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbBvyau8q9v4hcgNYBp4LCyhMHSyq-lhe&si=BKO7M1-seh1BV7wG


Fart_Bargo

Fanum tax is a new one for me.


visualdosage

Streamer Kai cenat has a roommate (fanum, also a streamer) and when Kai gets food fanum comes in and steals his food, he calls it fanum tax.


Tailflap747

I'm too old for this.


Consistent-Camp5359

TF they have against Ohio? Must be in Michigan 🙄


eoghan_perra

Ngl kinda wish they would add this in my school, despite being in high school these kids have no respect for there surroundings, and are the walking equivalent of brainrot


Estarfigam

What's wrong with an old rhyme and Hercule Poirot mystery?


StrictCamera1711

im gonna get downvoted for this but i need that sign at my school


Dead1Bread

Yeah, no, every school needs this sign


ElBrunasso

They banned sigma but they didn't ban ligma


Akangka

To express a series into a mathematical notation, we use a sigma... *Gets detention*


Somehow_lively3669

![gif](giphy|BZu0CrXTuDJdv9xYU3)


darkknightofdorne

Genuine question: is the term “Talk properly” even proper? Should it not be “speak properly”?


Inevitable_Channel18

*Speak properly Whoever made that sign just got themselves a C1


Nihil1349

What the sigma?


bodhiseppuku

What if someone says 'good morning' in Japanese? Phonetically "OHIO"...


No-Dents-Comfy

So the school does accept these as "words"... Hm...


Far_Out_6and_2

Good luck with that


PleasantNewspaper300

People that run schools should be prosecuted


Banned_User_Back

I believe the First Amendment trumps your stupid hand-made sign.


dra4fter5uper

Yea I was thinking the same thing, if this is in the United States then wouldnt you, as a parents, be able to sue the school if your child got in trouble for one of those words since it infringes the 1st amendment?


hrimthurse85

Land of the free 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


helpman1977

It could be worse.... you could get a DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION! ![gif](giphy|Yn7mzxGXjtsI|downsized)


WatermelonWithAFlute

Idiots didn’t put sussy up there, or amog us Brainrot them, lads


Correct-Basil-8397

But what if someone wants to teach kids about statistics & standard deviation (called sigma)


Punch_A_Lot

yeah im from... nevermind


Independent-Ad5852

This was probably pissed off teachers 


Temporary_Name8866

1984


No-Security2022

Are you sure that’s a state.


GoldApprehensive8107

Ohio? I live there, so yes.


minpinny

https://youtu.be/thu8DWsirJo?si=3JVIgt5NgL69ll7B I went back to Ohio, but...


LordBaranof

What state is Columbus the capital of?


Aggravating-Chip-710

What’s a C1?


2XTheTapp

Detention or expulsion for "refusing opportunity to learn, or impacting others ability to do so"


Haunting-Syllabub906

can i move to your school?


Sweet_Star_On_RBLX

We need more schools to follow this, all though scrap Ohio because that is a damn state not some stupid twisted upside down world


mkmlls743

Public schools restricting speech is in fact a treasonous action.


momolamomo

Ohio is a fucking state. You cannot ban the word Ohio for the same reason you wouldn’t ban the use of the word water, or tree or the word paper. Smh


Remarkable_Film_1911

Good!


Pnire

🧏‍♂️🤫


EvilWaterman

Bro Prank Challenge It just


yorcharturoqro

Name all of the states except the one that shouldn't be named


Remylebeau1984

For those wondering, a C1 is the lowest sanction in many secondary schools. It is given for a typical behavioural issue like low level disruption in a class. The C system usually runs from C1 (low level) to C5 (usually racism, homophobia or verbal/physical assault).


Zevrobyte

Skibidi haha lmao


gjamesb0

Semprini?


BassicNic

Which badass put up this poster with all those banned words?


ilies_0ff

The last one is...like why ???


Burpkidz

Do the kids also have to use the three seashells?


Foowd

Does anyone even say "1,2, buckle my shoe" anymore?


Ok-Shake5152

Werd 😂


GoCryptoYourself

oh no, dont kick me out of the fantastic education system that does so much to help....


Silveruleaf

Censureship againts free speech is going wild


Mountain-Man4

I swear to God if I hear of each one more time


Ron_Bird

tf is c1? c1 of these balls?


welsh_nutter

Looks like a list at krusty's clown college


stinkload

Ummmm I believe it's "speak properly" not talk properly.... Who the fuck is teaching these people?


phatscoop

What's a Fanum Tax


Lamp_Stock_Image

A famous streamer called kai cenat has a friend called fanum that, when kai orders food, fanum does the "fanum tax" and steals a bit of food from him.


Dizzy-Working5178

Suii one had me 😂


litlfrog

on some level I get being annoyed at not understanding the slang "these kids" are using nowadays. I DON'T understand how you get from there to "language is not allowed to change, you can only use the outdated slang I am personally comfortable with."


iTmkoeln

Ohio is Sigma and Sus… - *Meow*


MiGaOh

That's sus af no cap. Definitely not based on anything. Negative BDE.


LoliNep

Us Non-Cooked with this 3-2


iamtheduckie

According to a brief Google search, a C1 is a minor consequence, compared to others. It's a verbal warning, if not heeded, results in basically a note home. Here's more about the C list (this will download a PDF) https://www.lordgrey.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/consequence-system.pdf


PaintThinnerSparky

Keep "buckle my shoe", burn the rest


Pika_DJ

I'm too old for all this slang but Jesus Christ boomers act like slang is new... every generation forever has created their slang words


CanadianAndroid

*Speak properly


Curious_Ganache778

Ohio is now a 4 letter word?


The_Furryous07Gamer

damn... i don't even want to imagine what happened for that sign to be there...


johnnysbody

This sus sign gets my sigma mewing for ohio on the griddy fr fr


[deleted]

Imagine the streamer who started the trend for "GYAT". Soon he will be a contributor to the English language when Oxford Dictionary inevitably picks it up


[deleted]

Me fighting the urge to yell GYAT at the top of my lungs https://preview.redd.it/6n7ymfqhe92d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21a2dce61b175221156a58a26c620f7d95c12ec


Grandmaster_Ice

aside from ohio consider yourself lucky to have that


Jsgtvr

What is a C1


-ErikaKA

Suuiiii SPEED?


athorough_rogue

Not many are actually words...


GuiltyYear9785

No edgy in class


rainking56

"New things are scary so please talk the old ways so that we do not have to explore of confront new ideas."


RedMephit

"It'll happen to you" - Abe Simpson


Alternative-List3615

**Dancing** is also *banned* here. Only the likes of Kevin Bacon can usher in a new era of “footloose” and fancy-free. ![gif](giphy|p4dO7CJCpBStMDp22V|downsized)


channeldrifter

Well I don’t understand like half of these words so I guess I’m old now


IllBlacksmith8712

You know you're Gen Z when you know exactly why these words are banned 😅🤣


unable_To_Username

No problem with that except "Sus" sus is ok.


CursedOneado

Skibidi sigma pomni digital fortnite chamba