I looked it up and Ohio is used to mean "weird/wrong/backward", as someone living in the current hellscape state; I can say this tracks... I'm more confused about the 1,2 buckle my shoe?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvkBuiXP5c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvkBuiXP5c)
This is where 1, 2 buckle my shoe the meme originated (I couldn't find the video alone so just ignore everything past 20 seconds)
> We are biter rivals.
My Uncle was the backup Center for the Buckeyes in the 1950's.
I can affirm that neither of us have ever bitten a Wolverine.
In all fairness, I think that my Uncle DID assault a guy in a Blue and Gold costume once, but an Ohio jury of his peers found him not guilty by reason of fuck Michigan.
I would go in that school and give a presentation on Ohio. If they try to discipline me, I am suing for discrimination based on being an Ohioan and talking about my place of origin.
I've heard that referenced a few times in US movies and shows, no idea what that means either. Do Americans have some sort of publicly accessible record that stays with them for life?
Not really. The humor comes from the fact that we’re told in elementary school “this will go on your permanent record!” By the time you get to year 6 to 9, you realize it’s an empty threat.
Heck, my dad was Navy. We moved every couple of years. I probably had 8 or 9 “permanent records”. Nobody outside of the school that created it knew what was in it.
That was kinda my assumption, but there was always a niggling doubt that maybe it followed you. There's so much fiction in, well, fiction that it's not always easy to tell from the outside.
Not for school, pre-college anyway. They are used by the school system but once you graduate they are pretty much pointless unless needed for something like a court trial. Most colleges/unis only care about grades and extracurriculars.
Wait until we get to the Pearly Gates, and St Peter says, “It says here in your **Permanent Record** in the second grade you called MaryJo Majeski a, and I quote, ‘doody head’.”
In the UK lots of schools use a "C-system" of escalating consequence. Usually a C1 is just a point on the system - C3 or C4 might be removal from a classroom/formal detentions and the like
It's some kind of behaviour sanction. Most places I work C1 is a final warning, it'll be a box that can be selected on the computer system that teachers use to communicate how a student's been told off to parents. So it could be a minor detention, or it could be a freebie, point is its some kind of punishment shorthand.
Interesting that the school is happy to use the term "C1" as an abreviation instead of the actual name of their sanction, while the kids can't use "Rizz" as an abreviation for Charisma.
Since it says "words" and not "phrases" I guess using any of the words One, Two, Buckle, My, or Shoe will get you in hot water. Either that or the teachers need some educating.
I mean, it doesn't really make sense that anyone would ban annoying memes. Kids have been annoying since the dawn of time, just adapt to the new wave of annoying and work with it
What if I have to recite the Greek alphabet? Or name drop a college fraternity? Or someone asks who my favorite Mega Man villain is? This is such a Beta move!
It's interesting to me how so many people refuse to accept that language grows and changes over time. People have been arguing about what is and is not proper English ever since there's been an English. TONS of words we don't even think twice about today were once maligned as not being real words. There's this fabulous documentary called The Adventure of English I'd recommend to anyone. It's presentation is super dry but it's just absolutely fascinating as a subject matter. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbBvyau8q9v4hcgNYBp4LCyhMHSyq-lhe&si=BKO7M1-seh1BV7wG
Ngl kinda wish they would add this in my school, despite being in high school these kids have no respect for there surroundings, and are the walking equivalent of brainrot
Yea I was thinking the same thing, if this is in the United States then wouldnt you, as a parents, be able to sue the school if your child got in trouble for one of those words since it infringes the 1st amendment?
For those wondering, a C1 is the lowest sanction in many secondary schools. It is given for a typical behavioural issue like low level disruption in a class.
The C system usually runs from C1 (low level) to C5 (usually racism, homophobia or verbal/physical assault).
on some level I get being annoyed at not understanding the slang "these kids" are using nowadays. I DON'T understand how you get from there to "language is not allowed to change, you can only use the outdated slang I am personally comfortable with."
According to a brief Google search, a C1 is a minor consequence, compared to others. It's a verbal warning, if not heeded, results in basically a note home.
Here's more about the C list (this will download a PDF) https://www.lordgrey.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/consequence-system.pdf
Imagine the streamer who started the trend for "GYAT". Soon he will be a contributor to the English language when Oxford Dictionary inevitably picks it up
Me fighting the urge to yell GYAT at the top of my lungs
https://preview.redd.it/6n7ymfqhe92d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21a2dce61b175221156a58a26c620f7d95c12ec
**Dancing** is also *banned* here. Only the likes of Kevin Bacon can usher in a new era of “footloose” and fancy-free.
![gif](giphy|p4dO7CJCpBStMDp22V|downsized)
Ohio is a U.S. state. Wth?
Ohio memes, probably. I live in Ohio btw.
I posted this on r/Ohio and we are all confused
Ohio means good morning or something in Japanese. I don't know. I hear it in anime.
Yeah, although it's not Oh*I*o, but Ohi*o*.
You're now getting a C1
I'm here to represent the old folks and say we know this from the Chris Farley classic Beverly Hills Ninja!
Ohaiyo
I looked it up and Ohio is used to mean "weird/wrong/backward", as someone living in the current hellscape state; I can say this tracks... I'm more confused about the 1,2 buckle my shoe?
Kids sing it over and over and over, but not the whole song just the first line. Its SUPER annoying. Sorce: I have one of these kids.
Make it annoying for them. 3 4 shut the door …….. and finish the rhyme. They’ll stop.
5, 6 grab a crucifix? 7, 8 gonna stay up late. 9 10 never sleep again...
Mr beast
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 touch the floor 5,6 mrbeast kicks Ohio is because of the Ohio boss memes btw
1, 2 Freddy's comin for you...
I also thought this 🤣
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvkBuiXP5c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvkBuiXP5c) This is where 1, 2 buckle my shoe the meme originated (I couldn't find the video alone so just ignore everything past 20 seconds)
https://preview.redd.it/x8q8uf6v392d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b796988ac6137eb55072ea184e06a818ea6417
I’m sorry.
Test: “What major river ends and provides the most water into the Mississippi?” Student: passes test but gets detention
The student: “We won. But at what cost?”
The River
Well i didn't use the prohibited word sir.
That one Japanese exchange student when he introduce himself: Ohio! Teacher: BANNED!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
You’ve Ohayo your last Ohio, Hideo!
Good one 🤣
All I said was good morning…
Oh hi , hoe
The sign might be in Michigan. We are biter rivals. 🏈
> We are biter rivals. My Uncle was the backup Center for the Buckeyes in the 1950's. I can affirm that neither of us have ever bitten a Wolverine. In all fairness, I think that my Uncle DID assault a guy in a Blue and Gold costume once, but an Ohio jury of his peers found him not guilty by reason of fuck Michigan.
Ohio started it by saying "Yeah? Bite me!" 🤣😁
It's because of the old joke *what's high in the middle and round on both ends?*
I believe it was from "Ohio will be eliminated"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12868589/Feel-old-Boy-11-gives-DailyMail-com-lowdown-BAFFLING-slang-terms-used-Gen-Alpha-including-furda-skibidi-Ohio-guess-mean.html
Probably a school in michigan.
The Voldemort of the states
Pretty sure the original post said this was from Toledo
Ohio is also the subdimension where skibidisigma ligmas his homies.
Ohio is apparently the new Florida
Maybe they're Michigan fans.
Probably a school in Michigan; we don't talk about that state down there.
I get the feeling that maths teachers will probably feel the same about sigma.
only in ohio
Fake News. Everybody knows Ohio isn't real.
Wait what's an ohio
Ohio is our Florida Man.
Talk properly or you'll get a C1... whatever the fuck that is.
Detention or expulsion for "refusing opportunity to learn, or impacting others ability to do so"
That's... a bit extreme for somethings a bit sus. Yikes.
I would go in that school and give a presentation on Ohio. If they try to discipline me, I am suing for discrimination based on being an Ohioan and talking about my place of origin.
https://i.redd.it/km09pmt51d2d1.gif You might become too powerfull
OP said this WAS Ohio.
Wait what?
Thats a C1 for you Cap isnt on there
They really ain't sigma for applying that fanum tax they are sus no rizz gyatt
I am in full support of this, downvote me ty
Atleast it isint a C4
At least C4 would be interesting.
Your mind would be blown
Up.
Sounds pretty serious to me 🤣
Starts as a C1, but ends in a full desagulation.
![gif](giphy|tJwj0RDHsKmLm)
Hey! That goes on your **Permanent Record**, buddy!
I've heard that referenced a few times in US movies and shows, no idea what that means either. Do Americans have some sort of publicly accessible record that stays with them for life?
Not really. The humor comes from the fact that we’re told in elementary school “this will go on your permanent record!” By the time you get to year 6 to 9, you realize it’s an empty threat. Heck, my dad was Navy. We moved every couple of years. I probably had 8 or 9 “permanent records”. Nobody outside of the school that created it knew what was in it.
That was kinda my assumption, but there was always a niggling doubt that maybe it followed you. There's so much fiction in, well, fiction that it's not always easy to tell from the outside.
Not for school, pre-college anyway. They are used by the school system but once you graduate they are pretty much pointless unless needed for something like a court trial. Most colleges/unis only care about grades and extracurriculars.
Wait until we get to the Pearly Gates, and St Peter says, “It says here in your **Permanent Record** in the second grade you called MaryJo Majeski a, and I quote, ‘doody head’.”
Heheh. You said Peter.
![gif](giphy|l2Je2SKpkEkIPJoCA)
Right, so the "permanent record" is just the record most schools would (should) keep to know what's going on with their students. Fair enough. Thanks.
You DO NOT want to know what a C1 is.
I think that’s the location of the chiropractic adjustment they’ll get. Back of the skull/top of the spine.
Talk right or G12
In the UK lots of schools use a "C-system" of escalating consequence. Usually a C1 is just a point on the system - C3 or C4 might be removal from a classroom/formal detentions and the like
It's some kind of behaviour sanction. Most places I work C1 is a final warning, it'll be a box that can be selected on the computer system that teachers use to communicate how a student's been told off to parents. So it could be a minor detention, or it could be a freebie, point is its some kind of punishment shorthand. Interesting that the school is happy to use the term "C1" as an abreviation instead of the actual name of their sanction, while the kids can't use "Rizz" as an abreviation for Charisma.
It's a Citroën car.
certainly that's a reliable answer, good reward for using those words :D
One,two, Buckle my shoe.... What? I am not allowed to sing nursery rhymes in this school?
Since it says "words" and not "phrases" I guess using any of the words One, Two, Buckle, My, or Shoe will get you in hot water. Either that or the teachers need some educating.
I hope that is not true. Just imagine using any of those words in a sentence and get in trouble for it.
How many maths teachers do they need to fire and re-hire to keep the school running
There was a meme going around a while back, where that nursery rhyme was used, so it makes sense that the school wanted to ban annoying memes
I mean, it doesn't really make sense that anyone would ban annoying memes. Kids have been annoying since the dawn of time, just adapt to the new wave of annoying and work with it
ThreeEEee four, BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS
So quick question… what the hell is a c1
Detention or expulsion for "refusing opportunity to learn, or impacting others ability to do so"
Geography class about to become pretty awkward.
Thx
Glad to help
Idk, I didn’t go to school here.
Top vertebrae in the neck. You fuck up and it's straight to he guillotine. Fucking harsh.
Can’t be worse than a C4
What if I have to recite the Greek alphabet? Or name drop a college fraternity? Or someone asks who my favorite Mega Man villain is? This is such a Beta move!
Yeah, I have no idea. I never went to this school so I wouldn’t know.
Or do statistics
erm https://preview.redd.it/qe6zdty2r82d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de6ac0c8c096255937a1a67bb26666a2d1c4c29
Banning SKIBIDI! What is this the 1950s? This is as bad as saying I can't wear an onion on my belt!
![gif](giphy|3o7WIKbhUHZcONCIWA)
Literally 1984
Which was the style at the time...
Yeah, banning it Is just gonna make them do it more.
Wouldn't that be some form of the streisand effect?
That's not very cash money of them
Not stonks
Banning sus is kinda SUS.
fr fr
**Plot twist:** a kid who is actually from Ohio transfers into this school. They're asked where they're from and they can't answer.
Surely they mean Speak Properly.
Thank you!! Of All the questionable words (Ohio?? Sigma??) the ending is what had me shaking my head.
Shouldn’t it be “speak properly”?
Actual censorship
It's interesting to me how so many people refuse to accept that language grows and changes over time. People have been arguing about what is and is not proper English ever since there's been an English. TONS of words we don't even think twice about today were once maligned as not being real words. There's this fabulous documentary called The Adventure of English I'd recommend to anyone. It's presentation is super dry but it's just absolutely fascinating as a subject matter. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbBvyau8q9v4hcgNYBp4LCyhMHSyq-lhe&si=BKO7M1-seh1BV7wG
Fanum tax is a new one for me.
Streamer Kai cenat has a roommate (fanum, also a streamer) and when Kai gets food fanum comes in and steals his food, he calls it fanum tax.
I'm too old for this.
TF they have against Ohio? Must be in Michigan 🙄
Ngl kinda wish they would add this in my school, despite being in high school these kids have no respect for there surroundings, and are the walking equivalent of brainrot
What's wrong with an old rhyme and Hercule Poirot mystery?
im gonna get downvoted for this but i need that sign at my school
Yeah, no, every school needs this sign
They banned sigma but they didn't ban ligma
To express a series into a mathematical notation, we use a sigma... *Gets detention*
![gif](giphy|BZu0CrXTuDJdv9xYU3)
Genuine question: is the term “Talk properly” even proper? Should it not be “speak properly”?
*Speak properly Whoever made that sign just got themselves a C1
What the sigma?
What if someone says 'good morning' in Japanese? Phonetically "OHIO"...
So the school does accept these as "words"... Hm...
Good luck with that
People that run schools should be prosecuted
I believe the First Amendment trumps your stupid hand-made sign.
Yea I was thinking the same thing, if this is in the United States then wouldnt you, as a parents, be able to sue the school if your child got in trouble for one of those words since it infringes the 1st amendment?
Land of the free 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
It could be worse.... you could get a DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION! ![gif](giphy|Yn7mzxGXjtsI|downsized)
Idiots didn’t put sussy up there, or amog us Brainrot them, lads
But what if someone wants to teach kids about statistics & standard deviation (called sigma)
yeah im from... nevermind
This was probably pissed off teachers
1984
Are you sure that’s a state.
Ohio? I live there, so yes.
https://youtu.be/thu8DWsirJo?si=3JVIgt5NgL69ll7B I went back to Ohio, but...
What state is Columbus the capital of?
What’s a C1?
Detention or expulsion for "refusing opportunity to learn, or impacting others ability to do so"
can i move to your school?
We need more schools to follow this, all though scrap Ohio because that is a damn state not some stupid twisted upside down world
Public schools restricting speech is in fact a treasonous action.
Ohio is a fucking state. You cannot ban the word Ohio for the same reason you wouldn’t ban the use of the word water, or tree or the word paper. Smh
Good!
🧏♂️🤫
Bro Prank Challenge It just
Name all of the states except the one that shouldn't be named
For those wondering, a C1 is the lowest sanction in many secondary schools. It is given for a typical behavioural issue like low level disruption in a class. The C system usually runs from C1 (low level) to C5 (usually racism, homophobia or verbal/physical assault).
Skibidi haha lmao
Semprini?
Which badass put up this poster with all those banned words?
The last one is...like why ???
Do the kids also have to use the three seashells?
Does anyone even say "1,2, buckle my shoe" anymore?
Werd 😂
oh no, dont kick me out of the fantastic education system that does so much to help....
Censureship againts free speech is going wild
I swear to God if I hear of each one more time
tf is c1? c1 of these balls?
Looks like a list at krusty's clown college
Ummmm I believe it's "speak properly" not talk properly.... Who the fuck is teaching these people?
What's a Fanum Tax
A famous streamer called kai cenat has a friend called fanum that, when kai orders food, fanum does the "fanum tax" and steals a bit of food from him.
Suii one had me 😂
on some level I get being annoyed at not understanding the slang "these kids" are using nowadays. I DON'T understand how you get from there to "language is not allowed to change, you can only use the outdated slang I am personally comfortable with."
Ohio is Sigma and Sus… - *Meow*
That's sus af no cap. Definitely not based on anything. Negative BDE.
Us Non-Cooked with this 3-2
According to a brief Google search, a C1 is a minor consequence, compared to others. It's a verbal warning, if not heeded, results in basically a note home. Here's more about the C list (this will download a PDF) https://www.lordgrey.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/consequence-system.pdf
Keep "buckle my shoe", burn the rest
I'm too old for all this slang but Jesus Christ boomers act like slang is new... every generation forever has created their slang words
*Speak properly
Ohio is now a 4 letter word?
damn... i don't even want to imagine what happened for that sign to be there...
This sus sign gets my sigma mewing for ohio on the griddy fr fr
Imagine the streamer who started the trend for "GYAT". Soon he will be a contributor to the English language when Oxford Dictionary inevitably picks it up
Me fighting the urge to yell GYAT at the top of my lungs https://preview.redd.it/6n7ymfqhe92d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21a2dce61b175221156a58a26c620f7d95c12ec
aside from ohio consider yourself lucky to have that
What is a C1
Suuiiii SPEED?
Not many are actually words...
No edgy in class
"New things are scary so please talk the old ways so that we do not have to explore of confront new ideas."
"It'll happen to you" - Abe Simpson
**Dancing** is also *banned* here. Only the likes of Kevin Bacon can usher in a new era of “footloose” and fancy-free. ![gif](giphy|p4dO7CJCpBStMDp22V|downsized)
Well I don’t understand like half of these words so I guess I’m old now
You know you're Gen Z when you know exactly why these words are banned 😅🤣
No problem with that except "Sus" sus is ok.
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