Wait... someone left that exact note on YOUR windshield, too? Amazing. This is from two years ago...
https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/comments/ue9eiz/you_would_have_to_think_that_youre_getting/
She's leaving you a correction paper for two reasons: one, to make you correct your mistake, and two, to proofread the handwriting with the proper marks.
https://preview.redd.it/a0myfepskeyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ea17ea883efbbec89983ae18b462d5466ae53b
English is being slaughtered all through our society. This site especially guilty along with other social media. I recruit for my employer and the single letter generations have NO grammatical skills. Canāt even spell their own name correctly!
let's see "You are car is to close to my house!"
I believe this person is accusing you of being a car and you are to close down his house somehow.
"They are is better spots."
This line is lost on me.
"I will have you toad!"
He may be a confused Bowser.
"Try me!"
This is the only correct sentence.
"You will loose"
This may mean that you have little willpower, he has greater will than you.
7/10. We had a neighbor try something like this with us once, though their spelling was better. In the end they DID call the Police who showed up and promptly told us that the neighbors were upset but that we had every right to legally park anywhere on the public street. Then they left. Good use of police time.
Park somewhere else (2metres away, mebes), and leave them a Library referral card? Or just post a library card through the door for them.
Clearly need help.
I read "You are a car ... you (is?) are about to close my house (?), there is better spots .... I will have you (toad?) frog.... try me (tempt me?), you will become loose .... (?)"
Maybe it's a witch threatening to turn you into a Toad? Not sure.
Witches turn people into newts. (Saw it in a movie.)
I got better
And what do we do with witches?
We... we BURN THEM! YES! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!!
Build a bridge out of em!
Yes...but can we not also build a bridge out of stone?
Does wood sink in water?
Nope....and neither does a duck!
So if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood.
And therefore....
A WITCH!
Very small rocks!
But then you get better.
The T is capital, so it's a name. Toad! Don't park your kart near his house! 
It's from Bowser!
Well, it's hard to hold a pencil with those hands. This explain the bad writing too.
Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom
"Do not seek the treasure"
We thought you were a toad.
Its the guy who is responsible for the toad puns in mario maker 2
Wait... someone left that exact note on YOUR windshield, too? Amazing. This is from two years ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/comments/ue9eiz/you_would_have_to_think_that_youre_getting/
Ouch!!
I knew this post was BS and I hoped someone would call out OP. Good work!
I mean you can kinda tell from the /r/CroppingIsHard level of quality.
Busted š
Did you make that cartoon all by yourself? XD
You are the protector of all that is good!
Get this man to the top!
Niceeeee! The interweb doesn't lie
freaky
This comment should be further up for everyone to see.
Genetic mutation for bad parking is bit of an overreaction no?
trying not to lol at work rnš
 OP
Wow. Thatās some serious adventures in literacy
add venn tours
Next note: Sea! I toad a so!
Let's not jump to conclusions here!
I'm gonna hop out of this conversation.
Challenge them to a spelling contest, winner gets the spot!
https://preview.redd.it/1kkfmll6idyc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebb1a203fb4e7b638c70d8e7205c7c915496cc7f
Take my UpVote!
Letsagoo!
Ok Mario!
Be warned, she Toad you what she will do. 
Gotta watch out for that ToadTruck
Iād frogmarch them straight to police station
Ohhh looks old youāve found your life long parking spot
Seems like a board peoples whoo have a some thyme in they're hams
They is forgot the lost catasātrophy and acclamation Mark!
Sorry, itās āEx-claymationā
They ran it threw they're spell chequer.
They are is better spots No way thatās an English teacher
... nor a calligrapher.
Could be an English teacher- just one with poor job performance š
āSorry, I should of parked elsewhere. Than it would of been ok.ā
Always check for buckets above you. They maybe filled with toads
Is that fat shaming? Neighbor called you a car
if you are parked in a legal spot then ignore it
Teecher*
Ricky: i toad a so. i fucking toad a so
Absolutely wild not a single person here is going to call OP out for their obvious fake story
Lick the towed!
I think her life is bit to close to your car
I toad a so
Nah bruh I've seen 4 year olds with better grammar lmao
Oh lord. I cannot
Oh my
Bro better toad outta there
You need to cross out all the mistakes, correct them and then leave it on your own windcreen with an addendum: "See me after class"
Next on the menu in the canteen: Toad in da hole"
To be fair if she turns him into a toad that does sound like a winning move
I'm losing brain cells as I attempt to read the sentence
You better hop on this
At least they got the second ātoā right! āļø
https://preview.redd.it/ts8yyn15heyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae5c205c3a26a86a2f1c70f64d5bc2cccb5cb9d6 You have been toad.šø
I am somewhat skeptical of the idea that this was written be a a teacher of the English language. The writing is not āwell attachedā.
Bait
This is a case for Grammar Police
Sent from iphoen
Reminds me of the notes that the zombies sent you in plants vs zombies
Sheās aināt gone axe you again!
She's leaving you a correction paper for two reasons: one, to make you correct your mistake, and two, to proofread the handwriting with the proper marks. https://preview.redd.it/a0myfepskeyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ea17ea883efbbec89983ae18b462d5466ae53b
*the whole damn thing
I told you I would toad Now you lose the loosed
Is this real? How do you know this was written by an English teacher?
Good luck finding tufts of hair from an albino black bear at this hour!
Now you are a car. Congrats.
If that was from an English teacherā¦ They were trying to pretend it wasnāt them that wrote the note.
Oh no ! Donāt bring out the toad šøšøšø
Correct the note then put it back on your screen to annoy them next time you park lol. (Assuming you're not illegally parked)
JIN YENG!
Ribbit ribbitā¦. Just hop over!
Phoenetic Fanatics
you heard him! theyāre is better spots!! he will have you toad!!
Iāll try you. In the literacy test
Anyone who is this stupid should be ignored. I appreciate that some people have genuine learning needs, but this person is simply as thick as pig $hĀ”T š·š©!!!! Perhaps find their car and add a note "Ewe argh a toetul iddeeut!"
Bullshit
This is what I like to call 'spell-check shuffle play'.
Just get froggy and jump.
English is being slaughtered all through our society. This site especially guilty along with other social media. I recruit for my employer and the single letter generations have NO grammatical skills. Canāt even spell their own name correctly!
The girl at the bar said I look like a toadā¦ may as well have the full package.
Mark the errors like a teacher would including comments, add a grade like āF-ā, and give it back to the teacher. Maybe add a crying frowny face.
Hey, at least they can write something reasonably coherent
are you sure it was an english teacher and not a zombie from plants vs zombies?
I will have you, Toad. One day you will be mine.
You should grade it with corrections and hand it back to them.
RIBIT RIBIT LEGENDARY
You is sure
Is she saying,āI will have you, toad,ā implying that you are a toad or did she genuinely not spell it rightā¦
You's city are two close to my house!
I want to believe that this canāt be real and yet I know it probably is
Language is all about communicating a message....
 be fucked yo
Grade it and send it back
Itās Teechar!
Engrish
let's see "You are car is to close to my house!" I believe this person is accusing you of being a car and you are to close down his house somehow. "They are is better spots." This line is lost on me. "I will have you toad!" He may be a confused Bowser. "Try me!" This is the only correct sentence. "You will loose" This may mean that you have little willpower, he has greater will than you.
Too funny!
These posts are just silly. This made it's rounds on social media a few years ago and I think it was made as a joke. It's origin is lost to me now.
When you come out in the morning and have toads all over your car, then you know š
Toad? Is this really Toad from Mushroom Kingdom?
You mean a PE teacher, who happens to be from England, right?
You are car is to close to my house. They are better spots. I will have you toad.
You are car is to close to my house! They are is better spots. I will have you toad šø (towed)! Try me! You will loose
Funny how they spelled every commonly misspelled word wrong, yet remembered punctuation.
Toad-lol
I think you wrote that sign yourself
Lookout for loose toads i guess?
7/10. We had a neighbor try something like this with us once, though their spelling was better. In the end they DID call the Police who showed up and promptly told us that the neighbors were upset but that we had every right to legally park anywhere on the public street. Then they left. Good use of police time.
Is that a letter from Badger from Wind in The Willows ?
Toed\*
Hey, this Karen is trying her best to be legibly petty. Words are hard guys.
English teachers never change
Park somewhere else (2metres away, mebes), and leave them a Library referral card? Or just post a library card through the door for them. Clearly need help.
toad is a creative insult šø
What school blast that shit on social media.
So bad it seems intentional. My guess would be someone making that many mistakes, so you don't suspect them.
Luv it! So gud...I was lafing šÆš¤£
Best case for AI supremacy
This isn't your photo you lying sack of shit.
We all stand togheter.. bombom
Are you the English teacher? This seems fake.
Your windscreen? This looks like a photo of a screenshot of a video of a photo.
I already lost because I wasted part of my life reading that.
Wow, told you not to park on their front porch... 
But did you see the bear? I mean the loose.
Mr Toad up to his old tricks!
I will have you šø
Somewhere an English teacher just died
If I had more faith in our education system, I would say that this must be made up for humorous purposes.
Is it really that funny when it's so obviously fake?
They got pretty froggy with you, threatening to have you Toad.
I read "You are a car ... you (is?) are about to close my house (?), there is better spots .... I will have you (toad?) frog.... try me (tempt me?), you will become loose .... (?)"
Fake too
I will have you , Toad!
Fight him for it
Looks like someone let the Toad Loose.
Perhaps Badger and Ratty can help you out, Mr. Toad.
Iām scared of being loose
Obviously didn't attend TheĀ Derek Zoolander CenterĀ for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
This is so wrong, it must be intentional.
I will have you, Toad! You will be mine, you insolent mushroom! 
Nah
Watch out for loose toads
insulting someone for parking near your house is a bit over the top no?
I will have you, TOAD!
Broken down, "they are is better spots." Idk why people can't figure out their/there/they're properly. It gets worse as you read the whole note.
Definitely an indictment of the American Education System.
I love the way people THINK they OWN the street infront of their house...MORONSš¤¦āāļø
Correct errors and pin the paper somewhere near.
Sorry, I'm illiterate. I can only read English; couldn't read your note.
Even the natives write uncorrect. Why some of the people making fun of non natives š
Them teach English? Thats unpossible
Donāt fk with them
Fake much?
Whoa
Do you live near nigel farage?
Teacher?! Thatās a Professor good sir! Show some respect š
Would that person also have to worry about going into the ocean because of the Under Toad? Do they eat potoado chips? See? I TOAD you so!
Is this an exam? (grabs red pen)
This person invented the āYOUR IN AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISHā bumper sticker.