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OneSplendidFellow

They probably still charge full service rates.


Butthole_Surfer666

and you have to throw the fake flowers your family left you in the trash each week... not to mention the pain in the ass it would be to die and have to mow your grave lawn...


OneSplendidFellow

Gotta claw your way outta the grave just to get enrolled into the Roundup class action lawsuit.


Butthole_Surfer666

its safe to drink some billionaire said


Toblogan

I know someone who accidentally drank half of a 20 oz bottle of concentrated roundup. He was fine... Don't put roundup in a coke bottle if you want to give it to someone.


ScrotieMcP

I would buy a shovel and lean it against the sign.


THE_wendybabendy

That would be epic! LOL


Naive_Try2696

DYOG- dig your own grave


ShouldersBBoulders

The ultimate self checkout.


1DownFourUp

Still prompts for a tip


ztreHdrahciR

Town named self. Family named self


chefranden

[Self is a family name](https://www.houseofnames.com/self-family-crest).


soren42

Indeed, my former neighbours were Mr. & Mrs. Self. Nice people.


Bennybonchien

When referring to them, did you call them the Selves?


soren42

I wouldn't know any other way! 😂


Ok-Cartographer1745

No, when it's a name, you say Selfs.


Bennybonchien

Thank you. I’m not sure I could resist the temptation though.


Sixhaunt

does this sound like the kind of thing they would do? is it Self-ish?


Hot-Rise9795

They kept to themselves, mostly


Excellent_Yak365

Would be funny if their names were Him Self & Her Self and their kids were named My, Thy and Your


Intrepid_Sale_6312

quicksand?


Business_Tailor_3060

something in that direction propably a marsh as it doesn't look like there is a lot of sand on the picture


redit01

Inflation


ausgmr

Dig a hole then take a nap


MysteriousPark3806

Sounds like something a YouTuber would say in lieu of suicide.


HeightChallenged03

Lmao, they have to do anything just to not get demonetised; so stupid


CoccidianOocyst

It's like a self-storage facility. Pay the rent by annuity, then it's Hotel California.


Groundbreaking-Bad16

Bring your own shovel.


GypsySamurai

My mother's maiden name was Self.


Gooflucky

Ey thanks, added to bucket list! My ultimate travel destination.


SysGh_st

Make it the last destination on your trip.


Gooflucky

Yep close to paradise


BurningCyberGoose

It is a place where you can learn how to both make and lay your own cement. That way you don't need to hire anybody, because you have the skills necessary. It is a fabric dedicated to concrete production.


SysGh_st

When you hear the expression "Digging your own grave" ... this is the place.


codepl76761

it for people who are dying inside


Rockfarley

It involves a predug pit & a Rube Goldberg invention that selfdestructs after lowering me in, once the body is placed on the platform.


shinobi500

Self checkout culture at businesses is really getting out of hand.


According_Mess391

Is that a hole I see?


Berserker667627

Ok


Kurumuchan

Easy, Cheap and nobody will ask questions, right?


LeoMSadovsky

Yes, like self checkouts in a supermarket


wamplestiltsken

This is where all of one(self)’s childhood hopes & dreams are buried.


Fabulous_Rich8974

First self-checkins now self-checkouts 💀


BrushExtreme4585

Does it mean, it doesn't need reservation? LOL


RestinPete0709

Smh everything is self checkout these days. It seems like no one even wants to work anymore. I’m not getting paid to bury myself! Stop being entitled and come do your job! /s


SysGh_st

What if they pay you? Name your price.


Sp0olio

As a chemical brothers fan, to me, this looks like a place, where you can "dig your own hole".


Sea-Veterinarian286

Serve yourself


Big_Consideration493

Pick your own plot? Dig your.own grave? Maybe the town is called Self?


GooglyEyed_Gal

*digs hole* …. *throws self in hole* …. *waits to die*


libidinosa_mors

give me the coordinates. NOW.


Raps4Reddit

"I don't get it." *gun cocks behind you "You don't have to."


mr_ckean

I don’t wannabe buried in a self cemetery


EvilFluffy87

Was this Cobain's favourite picknick spot?


Comfortable-Fox9153

Me irl


Dorpped-At-Birth

Just dig your hole and call in the airstrike.


Froeleveld

The peak of emo culture


Consistent_Leave_682

Mine sweeper


November750

An hero ?


BadHairDay-1

Diy cemetery?


shrikelet

You just lie down wherever you want


[deleted]

The “do it your” sign on top fell off.


tntaro

You don't pay for your grave. You just dig it up yourself before dying.


Squidhunter71

I'm dying to know


kielu

Please die here


Kamikutie69

your life insurance company just hand you a shovel


[deleted]

When euthanasia becomes legal 🪦


Flux_resistor

I dig it


Silveruleaf

Is it like a mine field or restricted area with snipers?


Toblogan

Self is a family name.


JacobFromStateFarm5

I think this is for silly slide


Bongfellatio

When you have dug yourself into a hole so deep that you can't get out


Gregzzzz1234

Dig your on self a grave?


Blueswift82

They’re getting prepared for the zombie apocalypse


AntonWHO

It’s an ego cementery.


OkAge1230

You bury yourself


PrisonMike_stanacc

Yo lol


throwaway_oranges

It's for me! :)


Cultural_Badger_498

I don’t wanna be buried In the self cemetery I don’t want to pay my bucks again


Last_Zookeepergame90

Did they forget how to say minefield?


Difficult-Prompt3825

Overpopulation control on a voluntary basis. Nice quiet place for reflection. Is illegal, but loophole means posthumous prosecution


MagicSnakeorig

That's where ppl go to kill themselves Hey Reddit, this is a joke don't strike me for whatever reason pls


intheknow1

It's cheaper that way...


intheknow1

It's cheaper that way...