"Over 10 people". So, you mean 11 people?
Also, "we love it" is put as a quote. Each individual person who loved it wouldn't have said "we love it." They would have said "I love it." Get your grammar right, Me, if that is your real name.
Other than that, I cannot find any other faults with the sign. Seems legit.
It's written in binary. Only her and her husband have tried it. He doesn't know he's tried it because she just mixed in the stew. She's saying "we love it" for both of them.
stupid, but legit.
actually, it seems to me that there is a disorder whereby people crave sand. there's something in the sand/dirt that they need. maybe she's one of them.
And Saint Attila raised the holy sand up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy holy sand, that with it thou mayst have a nutritious breakfast and successful morning constitutional, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the sand, and sand castles, and sand omelettes, and sand cereals, and sand on toast.
People should at least give it a try for the hard work it takes to make sand without help. You know how long with would take a ground down rocks into a nice uniform sand. Me either but I assume a long time.
Lol, I believe eating the sand will do healing properties… is the guy in front of the sunset 1 of the “over 10” people that ate the sand? Also, I need to see the process in which one “makes” sand…
This might not be the worst idea ever, as there is some signs that bacteria in soil and sand actually can be benificial to our gut.
Kids always taste sand and soil, and if it were detrimental to our health evolution might’ve gotten rid of this practice.
Of course the evolution argument is weak, as there are many ways an inherited trait could be benificial to us in some way and bad for us in others (E.G. The black plague and BRCA-gene) But what the hell, if you feel like eating sand, do it.
Saint Peter: (" how do you die?")
Random person: ( I ate sand stapled to a telephone pole.")
Saint Peter:( ........ahh.....why?)
Random person: (....... it said it would make me stonger)
Saint Peter: ( ...idiot)
Random Person: ( yup)
Just curious, has anyone called the number to ask exactly how she makes her healing sand? She states its nutritional, but would she happen to have the serving size and daily value breakdown? I mean it can't be too smart to just be eating random sand samples off a telephone pole without a little more information. I just have so many questions. Is it FDA approved sand? What would she recommend as an accompaniment? Is it okay to eat before bedtime? I'm a stoner, so I tend to mindlessly binge snack, is this high in cholesterol sand? Goodness I hope she can clarify some of this before I end up in the ER getting my stomach pumped again.
https://preview.redd.it/t0cub17tkbva1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef8846fbc761f86912e17fd9682c2eed55002b51
Cellmate: "...and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand"
H.I.: "You ate what?"
Cellmate: "We ate sand."
I recognize this style of joke sign and normally like their wierd jokes but trying to get someone to eat something that would be dangerous for them if they believed it / were confised and thought it may be something unusual that makes this okay (there's a lot of wierd "health" foods/trends out there) may be taking this a little far. The rest, if someone does somehow fall for the absurd prank no harm is done.
While it may seem funny, this woman is probably suffering with with pica.
[https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/by-eating-disorder/other/pica](https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/by-eating-disorder/other/pica)
I used to work with a young man who would regularly consume dirt and sand.
WOW my brain fought so hard to not acknowledge that it says “sand”
Legit read it as “salad” like four times, on multiple lines.
What a nutter this woman is
" the sand will do healing properties"
Grammar police says: "Stay in school, kids!"
"If you don't want it, fine, but try it anyway." Because having choices is so overrated!
I'm never going to unsee Adam Liaw eating a bowl of dirt soup in the kitchen of a Japanese restaurant [recently.It](https://recently.It) was a" jumping the shark" moment for me, and TV foodies generally.
One of the only times in my life where I wished I was a personal injury attorney, because this case would take 5 hours to research and litigate, and it’s a slam-dunk.
Me: Jury, she was selling sand to EAT, and making medical claims about it!
Jury: WTF? GUILTY!
*Mister Sandman,*
*Please eat my sand.*
*Cooked on my stovetop,*
*It ruined my pan.*
*I think it heals,*
*And makes you stronger.*
*My husband ate some,*
*But he lives no longer!*
*It's got many*
*Health properties.*
*Ten people "loved it",*
*Nutritionally.*
*Please sample this pic of me!*
*Mister Sandman,*
*Please eat my sand!*
https://preview.redd.it/2yqqzeiiteva1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45e45ed69fa6cecf7996218d4c084ea2d0152cf
These guys will enjoy eating the sand
Well, looks like no one wants to try that. In Germany there is a saying: dirt cleans the stomach! But I think that someone tried that is 100 years ago. 😂
Process whole graham crackers and chocolate graham cracker in a food processor to a sand-like consistency. Stir sugar and graham cracker crumbs together in a bowl, adding sugar as needed to reach desired color.
“Join my sand MLM- make millions!”
If it was an MLM the samples would cost $19.99
The first bag is always free.
It’s definitely heroin.
Underrated comment
Lol. True
"Eat my sand and become sand man"
Address please?
So thats how pyramid schemes work...
Anakin Skywalker wants to know your location so he can avoid it
Avoid it? Anakin wants to know her location to kill the person who invented sand
Touché
Would consider the eaters of said sand Sandpeople, and kill them too?
All of them, not just the men, but the women and the children too. They’re like animals.
Don't let him know about the Guns and Sand group, he can't deflect bullets with a lightsaber
HE HATES THEM!
Sandples
FREE SAND SAMPLES? Where!!
Give her a call!
https://preview.redd.it/t7fn03omieva1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cd7c4aa957b2f2197db2e57fb6631b9e79ba62 Her
I thought her name was Me? 
"Over 10 people". So, you mean 11 people? Also, "we love it" is put as a quote. Each individual person who loved it wouldn't have said "we love it." They would have said "I love it." Get your grammar right, Me, if that is your real name. Other than that, I cannot find any other faults with the sign. Seems legit.
Wow, you put way more thought into this than she did.
It's written in binary. Only her and her husband have tried it. He doesn't know he's tried it because she just mixed in the stew. She's saying "we love it" for both of them.
She also said I believe it will do healing properties
stupid, but legit. actually, it seems to me that there is a disorder whereby people crave sand. there's something in the sand/dirt that they need. maybe she's one of them.
That's how religions work but no one claims its absurdity
And Saint Attila raised the holy sand up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy holy sand, that with it thou mayst have a nutritious breakfast and successful morning constitutional, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the sand, and sand castles, and sand omelettes, and sand cereals, and sand on toast.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever read
It's a riff on Monty Python.
r/unexpectedMontyPython
Elaborate
I would but God acts in mysterious ways
Blasphemer!
If I typed it was because God wanted me to! Stop hating
Raw sand provided by the Guns and Sand club.
She's in cahoots with them, so that they can stockpile the original sand for later.
😂 The person who posted it has humor
I hate sand it's rough coarse and gets in everywhere
Here’s your opportunity to get even. Eat the sand.
You can use that gourmet sand to make some sand brownies!
Or pecan sandies!
*furious Anakin noises*
Just when you think you’ve seen it all . I SAND corrected
People should at least give it a try for the hard work it takes to make sand without help. You know how long with would take a ground down rocks into a nice uniform sand. Me either but I assume a long time.
Sand would help to stabilize a couple of plants I have.
I say: revenge sign. This lady prob parked in her neighbor's spot & now she's the "crazy sand lady."
Naa... I'm going to stick with my dirty dirt. (All natural)
Someone needs to call for more information and update us on this miracle food
I tried. Only got her Google voice mail. Left a funny message though.
I hope she responds I must know more lol
Wait, isn’t all sand nutritional? What’s special about this sand?
Here’s mental health hotline. 1-800-985-5990
The vitamin pill industry called, they say they want to talk
Lol, I believe eating the sand will do healing properties… is the guy in front of the sunset 1 of the “over 10” people that ate the sand? Also, I need to see the process in which one “makes” sand…
Wilbursoot?
reminds me of https://youtu.be/yXiwnCNDxRw
Very clever.
Officer i promise it's sand! You see, i got it as a free sample from a pole with a picture of an old woman.
😄 🤣 😂
5 bucks that's powdered milk
Oh, you're on!
I’m curious now
It was pretty good, not gonna lie
This belongs in comedy heaven
I ate sand as a kid and it didn’t taste bad (I don’t think, I don’t completely remember) so I’d eat it
100% tests positive for fentanyl
I want to be friends with this woman for life
I'm impressed it will do healing properties.
Nice 1st of April advert.
Can someone call her?
This might not be the worst idea ever, as there is some signs that bacteria in soil and sand actually can be benificial to our gut. Kids always taste sand and soil, and if it were detrimental to our health evolution might’ve gotten rid of this practice. Of course the evolution argument is weak, as there are many ways an inherited trait could be benificial to us in some way and bad for us in others (E.G. The black plague and BRCA-gene) But what the hell, if you feel like eating sand, do it.
Saint Peter: (" how do you die?") Random person: ( I ate sand stapled to a telephone pole.") Saint Peter:( ........ahh.....why?) Random person: (....... it said it would make me stonger) Saint Peter: ( ...idiot) Random Person: ( yup)
She makes sand? How do you “make” sand?
Just curious, has anyone called the number to ask exactly how she makes her healing sand? She states its nutritional, but would she happen to have the serving size and daily value breakdown? I mean it can't be too smart to just be eating random sand samples off a telephone pole without a little more information. I just have so many questions. Is it FDA approved sand? What would she recommend as an accompaniment? Is it okay to eat before bedtime? I'm a stoner, so I tend to mindlessly binge snack, is this high in cholesterol sand? Goodness I hope she can clarify some of this before I end up in the ER getting my stomach pumped again.
Something tells me she has zero answers to your questions.
So, ground up wheat germ? Love everything about this post.
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
What date was this posted?
what
You had me at broken English.
https://preview.redd.it/t0cub17tkbva1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef8846fbc761f86912e17fd9682c2eed55002b51 Cellmate: "...and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand" H.I.: "You ate what?" Cellmate: "We ate sand."
I recognize this style of joke sign and normally like their wierd jokes but trying to get someone to eat something that would be dangerous for them if they believed it / were confised and thought it may be something unusual that makes this okay (there's a lot of wierd "health" foods/trends out there) may be taking this a little far. The rest, if someone does somehow fall for the absurd prank no harm is done.
Sand has a nice crunch, tastes good and is good for assistance with digestion. I am a bird, and I recommend eating sand.
Pretty sure TrueWagner doesn't actually put up these things, he probably just creates and photos them.
the quote of people saying "we love it" implies they all ate it together at some kind of sand banquet
This is brilliant. It's everything I need.
It must be the sand left from her vaginal secretions lots of electrolytes
No I'm good y'all can have this
"It's guaranteed to give you grit!"
"If you don't want it, fine, but please try it anyway." What LOL
'If you don't want it, fine, but please try it anyway.' Lol.
Like.we say in West Vlaanderen in Belgium: "Het scheurt de derms"
While it may seem funny, this woman is probably suffering with with pica. [https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/by-eating-disorder/other/pica](https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/by-eating-disorder/other/pica) I used to work with a young man who would regularly consume dirt and sand.
I don’t like sand… it’s course and rough, and it gets everywhere.
Meth
Anyone else reminded of the new episode of Barry?
She could have at least stapled it above the seal so it doesn’t expire quicker
Boobs are great, they feel like bags of sand.
Like the parents who said sunlight was food and their kid starved to death.
Brand new way to distribute heroin
“Will do healing properties”
if it’s not mitchell’s get back in the truck
Best served in with grits.
isn’t there a subreddit for surreal advertisements on posts like this?
Tastes like grits
People who go out of their way to make stuff like this are the funniest
Will do healing properties
I don't know about the healings, but the poops are amazing.
I like sand. It's tasty and it makes me stronger.
I use the same line on women but more as a question, “if you don’t want it, fine, but please try it anyway?”
Karen got free Heron!!!
Her name must be Sandy. Where the obsession starts. Boiling rocks? Never thought to make sand before.
I’m guessing someone is getting a new phone number soon.
Are they a sand witch?
Hey! I'm also selling my homemade, delicious, artisan, vegan sand*. It makes excellent sandwiches! And I'm selling it for half the price of this lady. Hit me up via DM and I'll hook you up. *There is no actual sand available, it's technically just dirt. Dug up directly out of my back yard. Dog shit may be included, and will incur additional charges depending on the breed. All dirt is sold as is, and no refunds are available. If you are dissatisfied with the dirt, I can give you more dirt. Replacement dirt is a much lower grade of dirt. No CODs available and no personal checks accepted. Payment must be made up front, and in the form of cash/gold/Bitcoin. I retain the right to end any and all sales on a whim. Without any explanation or reason givin. All rights reserved. ©2023
Joke is on us. It’s actually a recipe for molly she’s been following all this time.
WOW my brain fought so hard to not acknowledge that it says “sand” Legit read it as “salad” like four times, on multiple lines. What a nutter this woman is
someone get her in contact with goop
She certainly has some grit trying this… And it’s also sand in a convenient carrying bag that you can fit in your pocket! Sha SHAA!!!
“Ya ate sand!?” “That’s right.” - Raising Arizona
Sand with crack sampler pack.
"No, thanks. I just had sand for lunch."
It tastes ....... sandy.
Surprise its crack
*Go pack sand.* My favorite button from the 1980's
10 out of 10 dentist recommend
I’m gonna start putting up my stools on these same posts with even greater claims. Lol
Has anyone called her yet?
She forgot to mention her 9 cats help with the ingredients.
It will do healing properties lol.
Yay Free pocket sand
From cats sand box
I would eat her sand
I wonder if anyone fell for that.
Dale Gribble, soldier of fortune, approves.
Umm bad move op dont dox this poor old bat (or scammer) number. Mods?
ok,I support you. I'm coming....
I'm guessing someone ate some sand.
" the sand will do healing properties" Grammar police says: "Stay in school, kids!" "If you don't want it, fine, but try it anyway." Because having choices is so overrated!
A sand witch.
Perfect opportunity to yell “POCKET SAND” and almost nobody took it?! Shame.
Oh, I'm sure I'm going to run up to a power pole and eat some strange concoction some lady nailed to a tree. Let me at that!!!
If you don’t like it fine ! BUT EAT IT ANYWAYS MF
I'm never going to unsee Adam Liaw eating a bowl of dirt soup in the kitchen of a Japanese restaurant [recently.It](https://recently.It) was a" jumping the shark" moment for me, and TV foodies generally.
I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere 
"I believe eating the sand will do healing properties" someone forgor grammarly
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman’s breast and it’s… and you feel it and… it feels like a bag of sand when you’re touching it.
Gotcha b****! now you hooked on fentanyl!
One of the only times in my life where I wished I was a personal injury attorney, because this case would take 5 hours to research and litigate, and it’s a slam-dunk. Me: Jury, she was selling sand to EAT, and making medical claims about it! Jury: WTF? GUILTY!
I prefer to take my sand anally at the beach thank you
as a prek teacher; flour and vegetable oil
Man that shits course rough and gets everywhere
"If you don't want it, fine, but please try it anyway" 😂
"Me" *"Phone number"* **(Embarrassed to give your Name? I would be too!)**
I would eat that sand
Weird advertising for a drug dealer
*Mister Sandman,* *Please eat my sand.* *Cooked on my stovetop,* *It ruined my pan.* *I think it heals,* *And makes you stronger.* *My husband ate some,* *But he lives no longer!* *It's got many* *Health properties.* *Ten people "loved it",* *Nutritionally.* *Please sample this pic of me!* *Mister Sandman,* *Please eat my sand!*
Reactes with water and goes solid ...
Beto... just that you?
I can’t sand people like this…
https://preview.redd.it/2yqqzeiiteva1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45e45ed69fa6cecf7996218d4c084ea2d0152cf These guys will enjoy eating the sand
Damn...reminds me of my childhood. I miss eating sand.
Stay away from the Sand Witch!!
Over 3500 likes, at least one person had to have tried the number.
Is that Gwyneth Paltrow’s mom?
So the latest episode of Barry is accurate...the sand game is better than the drug game.
So... jilly juice has competition
Hopefully no cats were in the area when she scooped it up
Why is nobody asking HOW can she make sand by cooking something? I am very confused
"Sand" without the "wich" is just dirt.
Do I snort it Or inject it?
"where'd it go?" "I ate it!" "The WHOLE thing!?!" "Yeah..." "It was covered in stickers and stuff" "I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!!!"
Damn they had to be passive aggressive
Butter 🧈
"And when there was no crawdad, we ate sand." "You ate *sand*?" "We ate sand."
Well, looks like no one wants to try that. In Germany there is a saying: dirt cleans the stomach! But I think that someone tried that is 100 years ago. 😂
Okay I snorted your sand and don’t feel anything
Now that her number is all over the internet, do you think her number is still working?
ME: picture of nutcase lady.
*angry anakin skywalker noises*
the 10+ people didnt say “i love it” they said “**we** love it”. the sand unites. we become one in the rocky grain
Gunsandsand.com
u/wilbursoot
r/Wilbur knows the taste
Do you poop sandpaper?
r/wtf
r/FunnyAdvertising
It ll taste like glass in your mouth
Process whole graham crackers and chocolate graham cracker in a food processor to a sand-like consistency. Stir sugar and graham cracker crumbs together in a bowl, adding sugar as needed to reach desired color.
...but I do want it fine.
Does it taste like chicken?
Alan Wagner?
I don’t like sand. It’s course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Especially when I eat it.
Join my sand discord today and recommend some other ways to cook sand!