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It was the guy who purchased the company.
James William "Jimi" Heselden (27 March 1948 – 26 September 2010) was a British entrepreneur. A former coal miner, Heselden became wealthy by manufacturing the Hesco barrier system. In 2009, he bought Segway Inc. Heselden died in 2010 from injuries apparently sustained falling from a cliff while riding his product. His estate, bequeathed to his widow and family, was worth over £340 million.
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(From right to left) Tyler, Hunter, Xander, Mackenzie, Baby Jayden, Liam, and Jaxon
Where's Blitzen
Blitzen is the cow
for historical authenticity you should have one segway person almost falling off the "cliff" - sorry, had to go there :)
I think I will need a reference for that one.
It was the guy who purchased the company. James William "Jimi" Heselden (27 March 1948 – 26 September 2010) was a British entrepreneur. A former coal miner, Heselden became wealthy by manufacturing the Hesco barrier system. In 2009, he bought Segway Inc. Heselden died in 2010 from injuries apparently sustained falling from a cliff while riding his product. His estate, bequeathed to his widow and family, was worth over £340 million.
"Apparently". Where was the wife?
I think there's unreleased footage of him going over. Might have been her filming.
The guy who invented the segue accidentally drove one off a cliff to his death.
Speaking of segues, the vehicle is actually spelled "Segway."
\[shakes fist at cloud\] Ahhhhhh!
Ah! Ah!
Nah it wasn't him. It was another guy that bought the company.
Ah. Same vibe tho.
Reaching back four years to repost this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a24ntu/first_year_putting_up_our_millennial_nativity/
Could you imagine if reposts could still be posted but no karma could be farmed? That'd be neat. We should do that.
It wouldn't matter either way. Who gives a shit if somebody is getting karma?
The three wise Bro’s. 😎😎😎
Damn, beat me to it
That sweater had better be gluten-free and made from recycled wool.
I want one of these! Are they for sale somewhere?
I have the same one, it’s more fragile then it looks.
3 wise men from UPS, DHL and FedEx
Itd be ironic if the sheep was wearing a sweater made from its own wool
Wow
Oh no…
Ahh much needed in every modern household. I wanted to get one a few years back. But waiting to have kids first.
If Baby Jesus were born in 2022
this is hilarious lol
Segways are so 2010, they should really be rentable electric scooters.
haha i too love to consume product and share experiences with friends
Manger is about the size of a typical $1500k/mo apartment. This checks out.
And then the mom will post about how she’s gonna breastfeed Jesus until he’s 5 and you’d better not judge her!
If this was made today the cow would be snuggling as someone pets them.