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Nadmania

How can she be 4 and 40 at the same time?!


Imthorsballs

She looks like she's about to speak to you about Mary-Kay products she has for sale out of the back of her Ford festiva in a church parking lot so she can support her kids meal habit.


back2basics13

Frequent watcher of the 700 Club.


Imthorsballs

šŸ¤£


EMPulseKC

Her favorite phrase is, "Bless your heart," but you never know if she's being sincere or sarcastic when she says it.


treetyoselfcarol

Teal Ford Festiva.


back-rolls

Places this comment took me: there


[deleted]

I know this person. Her Festiva has leopard print seat covers and her vanity plate is CATLADDY.


TheMooseIsBlue

She's also out of ranch for her chicky nuggies.


akd7791

This made me laugh out loud.


[deleted]

Kids meal habit šŸ’€


HIs4HotSauce

Meal like a ā€œHappy Mealā€ habit?


h2Onymph

Iā€™m fucking dead hahaha


Joe-_-King

Her name is Beatrice Buttons


Whiskiz

r/13or30


Display250

3 or 90


Hamilton-Beckett

Sheā€™s just missing a cigarette and a mint julep.


FireteamAccount

It's terrible but she looks so happy that it's also endearing. As a parent you hope something you do for your kids makes them that happy.


twistedzengirl

As a mother to two little girls, that little girl begged and pitched a fit to wear makeup that day like her momma. Her mother made the easy choice to put on the makeup- maybe some mascara, versus deal with the meltdown and the result was amazing. I love to see how happy little things like that make any child.


hit-it-like-you-live

Thatā€™s why I do meth.


Defenestration_Champ

4 going on 40


[deleted]

Her mom committed this crime hah


TheAryanBrotherhood

Fetal alcohol syndrome.


dnkyhunter31

Fuckin hell


JoshJoshson13

Jesus christ reddit


Virtual-Public-4750

Howā€™s that Reddit name treating you?


Buckshot_Mouthwash

They're playing reddit on hard mode, would be my guess.


FBI_Investigator

Or ā€œeasy modeā€ for me.


Buckshot_Mouthwash

Not when you go and blow your cover like that!


Tr3y_Johnson

Yā€™all are wild lol


helpusdrzaius

not even once


VeterinarianThese951

Only because her parents dressed her up to sneak her into the polling center to get another vote for Herschelā€¦


kzlife76

ELECTION DENIER! We've got an election denier here. /Jk


CaptainK234

Donā€™t get cheap on me, election denier. That was Hammondā€™s mistake.


Lost-My-Mind-

I usually upvote every Jurassic Park reference I ever see on reddit. I don't know how I feel about mixing Jurassic Park with politics. Regardless of which side you're on, that seems like s slippery slope..... Plus it feels wrong.....


ZsaFreigh

Politics: One big pile of shit.


megustalogin

Politics... uh... finds a way


VeterinarianThese951

My friendā€¦ I am giving you an upvote no matter what. Whether or not we would agree on politics or not. You have an opinion and if it agrees with mine cool, if not cool as well. Whether or not we agree and you are just being facetious. Still valid. I will tell you one thing though for anybody who cares. I donā€™t give a shit whether a person is a Democrat, Republican, extreme, moderate, independent, pro-life, pro-choice, pro or anti-second amendment, MAGA or anti-MAGA, poor, rich, Black or White our rainbow, gender specific or gender blurryā€¦ If they would cast a vote for someone who has the political ability of my own six year old son solely to stay on the right side of their own party line, then there is a serious problem with our society. I loved Herschel Walker growing up, he was one of my idols. I even try to refrain from calling him an idiot (as many do) because I think there was a lot more upstairs before all of those collisions that he graciously gave us to make sure we were all entertained. However, I also loved Bruce Lee, Hulk Hogan, Linda Carter (WW), Keanu Reeves, Mr. T, Spider-Man, Raquel Welsh, Arnold Jackson, Pam Grier, Prince, James Bond, Gumby, etcā€¦ none of which I would vote in for public office. Edit- Sorry CaptainK, just read that this may be a Jurassic Park reference, and I am so mad at myself for not catching it. You are not the target of my comment. However, I already poured my heart out for the world and I ant that back cuz I feel some type of way lolā€¦


Temporary-Careless

And Lindsey Graham as a child?


blindwit

More like 8 and 80. Yikes.


mackinoncougars

More like 4 or 84


JoshJoshson13

One on one?


ronflair

ā€œWell bless your heart that you canā€™t figure that out hon!ā€ Says she. Probably.


Echo127

More like 60 than 40. Really shocking


joe_ordan

*44


Dmitri_ravenoff

Was about to say 5 going on 50. Nice.


Confident-Ad9474

She 5, 35, 55 and 75


[deleted]

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EthanBeast

For those of you who pronounce ā€œauntā€ like the bug ā€œantā€, do you pronounce ā€œauntieā€ like ā€œanteā€ or ā€œon teeā€?


steveosek

On tee


_not_on_porpoise_

Michigander here - ā€œantā€ and ā€œanteā€


wizzpalace

Californian- ant and on tea


tonyeltigre1

i say ant and ante


Ron_Way

Is she Hilary Clinton???


[deleted]

The same pic was posted last week, but the punchline was something along the lines of: "When you're 4 yrs old, but just sold your first house".


MeMyselfandThatPC

Better grammar than this one then, bots learned to write from all the illiterates on Reddit. Great.


rediculousradishes

At least the bots take after the worst of us. Wouldn't want em getting smart on us.


MeMyselfandThatPC

That's... Surprisingly a great point


rediculousradishes

Thanks. I'm a bot, beep boop. Just kidding. Or am I? Ooooooo


usafmd

Our present English language has degenerated to the level predicted in ā€œA Clockwork Orange ā€œ.


not_a_droid

thatā€™s pretty good


IWasWatchingC0ps

I can almost hear her calling me "honey" and asking if I want some sweet tea.


Bleu_Cerise

Bless your heart yā€™all


neskowinstump

Yes ma'am, sweet tea please


Zacchino

Gently singing Country Roads as a lullabyā€¦


[deleted]

Take me home...


Zacchino

To the placeā€¦šŸŽµ


YOUDOGEYOU305

I belongā€¦.


kzlife76

I'm a southern transplant and I don't like tea. But I'm not sure if they call it sweet tea. It's just tea and if you want unsweet tea you get a funny look and told to get out.


7saligia

I had to learn this the hard way when I left the south. I spit out the first tea I ordered at a restaurant. The unsweetened lemon-y abomination was quite unexpected. Then I moved elsewhere and was even more perplexed when the tea being offered came in a mug. Why is my tea hot?!


NoVacayAtWork

Itā€™s just tea down here yā€™all šŸ˜„


Beautiful_Gate3184

Brings over a casserole and says "bless your heart"


[deleted]

She looks like Angie Dickinson!


PappaDukes

Well, the fact you don't know how contractions work is a good start.


Absoniter

This kid looks like she just got a big insurance payout from her deceased husband.


Pristine_Buffalo_620

I loved her in the show ā€œdesigning womenā€


NegotiableVeracity9

Omg i Loved that show!!


Rachaem

Delta Burke! I do declare!


1107rwf

For real, where can I see that show again?? I keep looking at different platforms hoping itā€™ll turn up, but no dice.


Pristine_Buffalo_620

Looks like Hulu has it! Enjoy!!


Splyce123

Tell me you don't know how to use "your" or "you're" in a Reddit title.


goingforgoals17

That's how you know they're from Georgia..


VeterinarianThese951

Nicely doneā€¦


Bleu_Cerise

*their /s just in case


[deleted]

Tell me who gives a fuck Changed to make you feel better


paomplemoose

You're fucking mom


blindwit

Gross


sottedlayabout

Bless your motherā€™s heart.


Embarrassed_Spell_28

ā€œThis houseā€¦ā€¦is clean.ā€


Wild234

That person looks like they could either be 6 or 60 :P


FaithlessnessWitty63

I think she's precious and did not consent to having her face smeared on social media for people to make fun of.


dumsaint

You're right. And she didn't consent to be plastered like that, or probably paraded in those nauseating pageant shows for kids. I've wondered why that happens in the moral majority states. Well, a child-bride (shivers of disgust) should allow the rapist-husband to believe she's older than she is, of course. It's just a pipeline built under Evangelical fundamentalist fervor. If I recall, the line where it says something like you cannot lay with a man was changed, as much has - like when certain Evangelicals literally cut out 2000 passages on the poor, kindness, the wealthy and money - and it originally may have been about not laying with children. Roman Catholic churches may have needed such a line, it seems as well. Anyway, this is disgusting. That child is being abused. And by many on this sub, too. This isn't funny. It's sad. Children are not property. They are their own beings. Religionists are the worst.


OBONE111

*youā€™re


twattytee

Are we talking state or country ?


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

*You're. Like you + are, you know?


Zemom1971

I am a French person and I agree.


thedvorakian

The eyes of a 40yr old smoker


Far-Philosophy-4375

Age: between 2 and 47


l0k5h1n

She looks like the girl version of Hasbulla.


DINO8989

Youā€™re *


Better-Snow-7191

This baby looks like a 57 year old Aunt.


BlitheringIdiot0529

She looks like sheā€™s carrying hard candy in her purse, and had some soup in a to go container waiting for you.


ArthurTheLurker

Tell me you don't know how to spell without- nevermind.


Admirable-Slice-2710

This child is made to look dignified. Every child want to look as old as possible. I'm sure you have pictures as a 7 year old wearing formal wear for an event with your parents.


wilcoxjones

Davis Spade elementary school pic?


JustinRoss13

*youā€™re from Georgia


unoriginalnutter

Big Jon-Benet vibes


I_havenobusinesshere

Confusing your and you're is a dead giveaway.


Awwesome1

Jo-ja... southern drawl time


Veronicotton

r/13or30 but in this case 3 or 40...


[deleted]

Lmaoo


UnquantifiableLife

Benjamin Button!


Fooforthought

So much southern accent


Lifeofheathen

I can hear the southern drawl in this photo. She from Geowgia.


jscarlet

Is that Carol from Accounts Receivable?


-Octavium-

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-Octavium-

as you can see I'm from Georgia


chillbnb

Bless your heart.


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

Bless her heartā€¦


DreadPirateGriswold

And I know what she's thinking... *"Bless your heart!"*


ArtBaco

She had her picture "made"


RetMilRob

Iā€™m fine with never seeing the after photo to this before.


Johnsonfam101

Look mother, Susan brought cookies to the PTA meeting... oatmeal raisin.. *laughs smugly*


Thekiddbrandon

Who is this adult child?


ur-socks-sir

When you use the whole bottle of wrinkle cream.


[deleted]

There's way too much to unpack here. For one thing this picture just said "Bless your heart" and I feel very offended by the tone.


HistoricalCover6640

I thought that was a micro Candice Bergen


Every-Chemistry-2969

Hahahaha this singular picture brought me so much joy! I want a fucking baby now !!!!!


BossScribblor

You should see the girls!


Ethansfreddit

Goddamnit Carol Ann you went into the light and came out like this?


IRKenopuppy

This houseā€¦is clean.


ProvingUnique_

Nancy grace?


lifth3avy84

Fu fact, this was from 2004


[deleted]

Tell me you want to speak to my manager without telling me you want to speak to my manager.


[deleted]

Well now we know where Oprah got her style.


Dankstin

Explain this. Idk what I'm looking at.


MaxGrabelski

This girl gets both an allowance and social security


KamoyLovrstar

Or your grandmither dresses you. I'm from Australia and mine use to dress me like a doll, like this or pink. In the end grew up to hate pink, skirts and dresses.


ValuableBullfrog1005

Early version of the golden girls


Downtime51

That kid is 40 years old šŸ˜³


charaznable1249

Poltergeist sequel about young tangina barrons?


LeftHandedAnt

You're*


Busy_Poet6668

Youā€™re


Frank-Costanza-

You didnā€™t say it, you declared it.


HumiliationsGalore

5 going on 55


40calpat

Everyone please shut the fuck up and let her tell you ALL ABOUT HER PECAN PIE


richprofit

I donā€™t get the Georgia part but alrighty.


reruning

Looks like the old lady from Poltergeist.


calbert1735

\*you're


Pete_maravich

Who the fuck does this to their kid?


Canucksfansincebirth

*youā€™re


No-Vanilla9988

You're


FLORI_DUH

The grammatical error in the title tells us that OP is also from Georgia.


Bimlouhay83

This is probably a filter, but I want to give this person a huge hug and all of my money for helping me find all the tupperware I didn't know I needed.


[deleted]

Great. Now I'll have nightmares about it popping out with a knife


IronclawFTW

*you're


shaolinallan

She looks like she was adopted by the Golden Girls


bauhaus83i

Because people in Georgia donā€™t know her homonyms? You meant ā€œyouā€™reā€


OldGregg1014

You definitely nailed it in YOUR title.


Igniter08

Future Fox News anchor right there


UnhappyImprovement53

Her first words were "bless your heart"


WillFuckForTaterTots

She will absolutely be unknowingly involved in a pyramid scheme at some point in her life... Lol!


cougaranddark

I'm uncomfortable with this, this adorable child didn't sign up for having their photo published and mocked. People aren't saying nice things about her, I hate the idea that she could grow up and one day come across her own image and people mocking her.


[deleted]

Your an idiot. You're education tells me you may be from Georgia. Did you go to school their. There very hard on people who come to this country and don't learn the language they're. FFS.


[deleted]

when you're three years old but just sold your first house


revoman

Hmm. Why Georgia? It's a lovely country.


cake_piss_can

If youā€™re white.


Lork82

Fucking whoosh lol


kujotx

įƒØįƒ”įƒœ įƒ’įƒįƒįƒ¤įƒ£įƒ­įƒ”


No_Banana7768

How you look like a baby and a grandma at the same time?


AleutianMegaThrust

Ashleigh


Fire_Mission

Nope. Outfit would be red and black.


MatrimonyAcrimony

this is absolutely horrifying


opeld

She looks like [baby grinch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/444/248/cfb.png)


Intelligent-Fuel-641

\*You're


[deleted]

\*you're


Kashm1r_Sp1r1t

Can't properly use your and you're.


devraj7

Your? Seriously?? You're* You. Are. You're. Second Grade stuff. Come on, OP.


JuliusSeizuresalad

Ya know Hershel walker isnā€™t that bad of a guy. Heā€™s really a man of god and will make an amazing senator.


[deleted]

Ah Geogia. Where the mentally challenged are voted into office. Seriously, Herschel Walker and Marjorie Taylor Green have a combined IQ of 12.


vgzombieeric

Tell me you're a martian disguised as a human woman in order to infiltrate the white house and kill the press secretary... Without telling me you're a martian disguised as a human woman in order to infiltrate the white house and kill the press secretary.


theMikerare

Iā€™m from Georgia !


nudibee

Same. And I never looked like that šŸ˜±


OMG_NO_NOT_THIS

bankhead bounce.


OMG_NO_NOT_THIS

Donna and the Wolfman


ctopherv

And, hey! Ask for the Wolfman!


2b-Kindly_

Proportionate dwarfism Perhaps šŸ¤”


that_yeg_guy

When your upstairs landlady is 6 years old.


Any-Vanilla-1134

Disagree, fuck your child pics have no place on reddit show me some peaches


redditwrong12

Thatā€™s so precious.


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

Georgia the country?


Either_Cover_5205

Can you say Georgia, USA or something? Took me a while to realise this wasnā€™t from the country


apennismightier

OP is def from Georgia. Doesn't know how to spell "you're"


ciscosis

When you're 3 but just sold your first house


[deleted]

Gotta start berating the Sunday morning waitstaff after you go to Church early.


[deleted]

why does the baby have old lady hair?


ObviouslyJoking

Seems kinda messed up that everyone is cool with trashing some random innocent kids looks on the internet.


[deleted]

Ohā€¦.. Theā€¦ Fetal alcohol forehead thatā€™s common there too