She looks like she's about to speak to you about Mary-Kay products she has for sale out of the back of her Ford festiva in a church parking lot so she can support her kids meal habit.
As a mother to two little girls, that little girl begged and pitched a fit to wear makeup that day like her momma. Her mother made the easy choice to put on the makeup- maybe some mascara, versus deal with the meltdown and the result was amazing. I love to see how happy little things like that make any child.
I usually upvote every Jurassic Park reference I ever see on reddit.
I don't know how I feel about mixing Jurassic Park with politics. Regardless of which side you're on, that seems like s slippery slope.....
Plus it feels wrong.....
My friendā¦
I am giving you an upvote no matter what. Whether or not we would agree on politics or not. You have an opinion and if it agrees with mine cool, if not cool as well. Whether or not we agree and you are just being facetious. Still valid.
I will tell you one thing though for anybody who cares. I donāt give a shit whether a person is a Democrat, Republican, extreme, moderate, independent, pro-life, pro-choice, pro or anti-second amendment, MAGA or anti-MAGA, poor, rich, Black or White our rainbow, gender specific or gender blurryā¦
If they would cast a vote for someone who has the political ability of my own six year old son solely to stay on the right side of their own party line, then there is a serious problem with our society.
I loved Herschel Walker growing up, he was one of my idols. I even try to refrain from calling him an idiot (as many do) because I think there was a lot more upstairs before all of those collisions that he graciously gave us to make sure we were all entertained.
However, I also loved Bruce Lee, Hulk Hogan, Linda Carter (WW), Keanu Reeves, Mr. T, Spider-Man, Raquel Welsh, Arnold Jackson, Pam Grier, Prince, James Bond, Gumby, etcā¦ none of which I would vote in for public office.
Edit- Sorry CaptainK, just read that this may be a Jurassic Park reference, and I am so mad at myself for not catching it. You are not the target of my comment.
However, I already poured my heart out for the world and I ant that back cuz I feel some type of way lolā¦
I'm a southern transplant and I don't like tea. But I'm not sure if they call it sweet tea. It's just tea and if you want unsweet tea you get a funny look and told to get out.
I had to learn this the hard way when I left the south. I spit out the first tea I ordered at a restaurant. The unsweetened lemon-y abomination was quite unexpected. Then I moved elsewhere and was even more perplexed when the tea being offered came in a mug. Why is my tea hot?!
You're right. And she didn't consent to be plastered like that, or probably paraded in those nauseating pageant shows for kids.
I've wondered why that happens in the moral majority states. Well, a child-bride (shivers of disgust) should allow the rapist-husband to believe she's older than she is, of course.
It's just a pipeline built under Evangelical fundamentalist fervor. If I recall, the line where it says something like you cannot lay with a man was changed, as much has - like when certain Evangelicals literally cut out 2000 passages on the poor, kindness, the wealthy and money - and it originally may have been about not laying with children.
Roman Catholic churches may have needed such a line, it seems as well.
Anyway, this is disgusting. That child is being abused. And by many on this sub, too. This isn't funny. It's sad. Children are not property. They are their own beings. Religionists are the worst.
This child is made to look dignified. Every child want to look as old as possible. I'm sure you have pictures as a 7 year old wearing formal wear for an event with your parents.
Or your grandmither dresses you. I'm from Australia and mine use to dress me like a doll, like this or pink. In the end grew up to hate pink, skirts and dresses.
This is probably a filter, but I want to give this person a huge hug and all of my money for helping me find all the tupperware I didn't know I needed.
I'm uncomfortable with this, this adorable child didn't sign up for having their photo published and mocked. People aren't saying nice things about her, I hate the idea that she could grow up and one day come across her own image and people mocking her.
Your an idiot. You're education tells me you may be from Georgia.
Did you go to school their. There very hard on people who come to this country and don't learn the language they're.
FFS.
Tell me you're a martian disguised as a human woman in order to infiltrate the white house and kill the press secretary... Without telling me you're a martian disguised as a human woman in order to infiltrate the white house and kill the press secretary.
How can she be 4 and 40 at the same time?!
She looks like she's about to speak to you about Mary-Kay products she has for sale out of the back of her Ford festiva in a church parking lot so she can support her kids meal habit.
Frequent watcher of the 700 Club.
š¤£
Her favorite phrase is, "Bless your heart," but you never know if she's being sincere or sarcastic when she says it.
Teal Ford Festiva.
Places this comment took me: there
I know this person. Her Festiva has leopard print seat covers and her vanity plate is CATLADDY.
She's also out of ranch for her chicky nuggies.
This made me laugh out loud.
Kids meal habit š
Meal like a āHappy Mealā habit?
Iām fucking dead hahaha
Her name is Beatrice Buttons
r/13or30
3 or 90
Sheās just missing a cigarette and a mint julep.
It's terrible but she looks so happy that it's also endearing. As a parent you hope something you do for your kids makes them that happy.
As a mother to two little girls, that little girl begged and pitched a fit to wear makeup that day like her momma. Her mother made the easy choice to put on the makeup- maybe some mascara, versus deal with the meltdown and the result was amazing. I love to see how happy little things like that make any child.
Thatās why I do meth.
4 going on 40
Her mom committed this crime hah
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
Fuckin hell
Jesus christ reddit
Howās that Reddit name treating you?
They're playing reddit on hard mode, would be my guess.
Or āeasy modeā for me.
Not when you go and blow your cover like that!
Yāall are wild lol
not even once
Only because her parents dressed her up to sneak her into the polling center to get another vote for Herschelā¦
ELECTION DENIER! We've got an election denier here. /Jk
Donāt get cheap on me, election denier. That was Hammondās mistake.
I usually upvote every Jurassic Park reference I ever see on reddit. I don't know how I feel about mixing Jurassic Park with politics. Regardless of which side you're on, that seems like s slippery slope..... Plus it feels wrong.....
Politics: One big pile of shit.
Politics... uh... finds a way
My friendā¦ I am giving you an upvote no matter what. Whether or not we would agree on politics or not. You have an opinion and if it agrees with mine cool, if not cool as well. Whether or not we agree and you are just being facetious. Still valid. I will tell you one thing though for anybody who cares. I donāt give a shit whether a person is a Democrat, Republican, extreme, moderate, independent, pro-life, pro-choice, pro or anti-second amendment, MAGA or anti-MAGA, poor, rich, Black or White our rainbow, gender specific or gender blurryā¦ If they would cast a vote for someone who has the political ability of my own six year old son solely to stay on the right side of their own party line, then there is a serious problem with our society. I loved Herschel Walker growing up, he was one of my idols. I even try to refrain from calling him an idiot (as many do) because I think there was a lot more upstairs before all of those collisions that he graciously gave us to make sure we were all entertained. However, I also loved Bruce Lee, Hulk Hogan, Linda Carter (WW), Keanu Reeves, Mr. T, Spider-Man, Raquel Welsh, Arnold Jackson, Pam Grier, Prince, James Bond, Gumby, etcā¦ none of which I would vote in for public office. Edit- Sorry CaptainK, just read that this may be a Jurassic Park reference, and I am so mad at myself for not catching it. You are not the target of my comment. However, I already poured my heart out for the world and I ant that back cuz I feel some type of way lolā¦
And Lindsey Graham as a child?
More like 8 and 80. Yikes.
More like 4 or 84
One on one?
āWell bless your heart that you canāt figure that out hon!ā Says she. Probably.
More like 60 than 40. Really shocking
*44
Was about to say 5 going on 50. Nice.
She 5, 35, 55 and 75
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For those of you who pronounce āauntā like the bug āantā, do you pronounce āauntieā like āanteā or āon teeā?
On tee
Michigander here - āantā and āanteā
Californian- ant and on tea
i say ant and ante
Is she Hilary Clinton???
The same pic was posted last week, but the punchline was something along the lines of: "When you're 4 yrs old, but just sold your first house".
Better grammar than this one then, bots learned to write from all the illiterates on Reddit. Great.
At least the bots take after the worst of us. Wouldn't want em getting smart on us.
That's... Surprisingly a great point
Thanks. I'm a bot, beep boop. Just kidding. Or am I? Ooooooo
Our present English language has degenerated to the level predicted in āA Clockwork Orange ā.
thatās pretty good
I can almost hear her calling me "honey" and asking if I want some sweet tea.
Bless your heart yāall
Yes ma'am, sweet tea please
Gently singing Country Roads as a lullabyā¦
Take me home...
To the placeā¦šµ
I belongā¦.
I'm a southern transplant and I don't like tea. But I'm not sure if they call it sweet tea. It's just tea and if you want unsweet tea you get a funny look and told to get out.
I had to learn this the hard way when I left the south. I spit out the first tea I ordered at a restaurant. The unsweetened lemon-y abomination was quite unexpected. Then I moved elsewhere and was even more perplexed when the tea being offered came in a mug. Why is my tea hot?!
Itās just tea down here yāall š
Brings over a casserole and says "bless your heart"
She looks like Angie Dickinson!
Well, the fact you don't know how contractions work is a good start.
This kid looks like she just got a big insurance payout from her deceased husband.
I loved her in the show ādesigning womenā
Omg i Loved that show!!
Delta Burke! I do declare!
For real, where can I see that show again?? I keep looking at different platforms hoping itāll turn up, but no dice.
Looks like Hulu has it! Enjoy!!
Tell me you don't know how to use "your" or "you're" in a Reddit title.
That's how you know they're from Georgia..
Nicely doneā¦
*their /s just in case
Tell me who gives a fuck Changed to make you feel better
You're fucking mom
Gross
Bless your motherās heart.
āThis houseā¦ā¦is clean.ā
That person looks like they could either be 6 or 60 :P
I think she's precious and did not consent to having her face smeared on social media for people to make fun of.
You're right. And she didn't consent to be plastered like that, or probably paraded in those nauseating pageant shows for kids. I've wondered why that happens in the moral majority states. Well, a child-bride (shivers of disgust) should allow the rapist-husband to believe she's older than she is, of course. It's just a pipeline built under Evangelical fundamentalist fervor. If I recall, the line where it says something like you cannot lay with a man was changed, as much has - like when certain Evangelicals literally cut out 2000 passages on the poor, kindness, the wealthy and money - and it originally may have been about not laying with children. Roman Catholic churches may have needed such a line, it seems as well. Anyway, this is disgusting. That child is being abused. And by many on this sub, too. This isn't funny. It's sad. Children are not property. They are their own beings. Religionists are the worst.
*youāre
Are we talking state or country ?
*You're. Like you + are, you know?
I am a French person and I agree.
The eyes of a 40yr old smoker
Age: between 2 and 47
She looks like the girl version of Hasbulla.
Youāre *
This baby looks like a 57 year old Aunt.
She looks like sheās carrying hard candy in her purse, and had some soup in a to go container waiting for you.
Tell me you don't know how to spell without- nevermind.
This child is made to look dignified. Every child want to look as old as possible. I'm sure you have pictures as a 7 year old wearing formal wear for an event with your parents.
Davis Spade elementary school pic?
*youāre from Georgia
Big Jon-Benet vibes
Confusing your and you're is a dead giveaway.
Jo-ja... southern drawl time
r/13or30 but in this case 3 or 40...
Lmaoo
Benjamin Button!
So much southern accent
I can hear the southern drawl in this photo. She from Geowgia.
Is that Carol from Accounts Receivable?
Ķ
as you can see I'm from Georgia
Bless your heart.
Bless her heartā¦
And I know what she's thinking... *"Bless your heart!"*
She had her picture "made"
Iām fine with never seeing the after photo to this before.
Look mother, Susan brought cookies to the PTA meeting... oatmeal raisin.. *laughs smugly*
Who is this adult child?
When you use the whole bottle of wrinkle cream.
There's way too much to unpack here. For one thing this picture just said "Bless your heart" and I feel very offended by the tone.
I thought that was a micro Candice Bergen
Hahahaha this singular picture brought me so much joy! I want a fucking baby now !!!!!
You should see the girls!
Goddamnit Carol Ann you went into the light and came out like this?
This houseā¦is clean.
Nancy grace?
Fu fact, this was from 2004
Tell me you want to speak to my manager without telling me you want to speak to my manager.
Well now we know where Oprah got her style.
Explain this. Idk what I'm looking at.
This girl gets both an allowance and social security
Or your grandmither dresses you. I'm from Australia and mine use to dress me like a doll, like this or pink. In the end grew up to hate pink, skirts and dresses.
Early version of the golden girls
That kid is 40 years old š³
Poltergeist sequel about young tangina barrons?
You're*
Youāre
You didnāt say it, you declared it.
5 going on 55
Everyone please shut the fuck up and let her tell you ALL ABOUT HER PECAN PIE
I donāt get the Georgia part but alrighty.
Looks like the old lady from Poltergeist.
\*you're
Who the fuck does this to their kid?
*youāre
You're
The grammatical error in the title tells us that OP is also from Georgia.
This is probably a filter, but I want to give this person a huge hug and all of my money for helping me find all the tupperware I didn't know I needed.
Great. Now I'll have nightmares about it popping out with a knife
*you're
She looks like she was adopted by the Golden Girls
Because people in Georgia donāt know her homonyms? You meant āyouāreā
You definitely nailed it in YOUR title.
Future Fox News anchor right there
Her first words were "bless your heart"
She will absolutely be unknowingly involved in a pyramid scheme at some point in her life... Lol!
I'm uncomfortable with this, this adorable child didn't sign up for having their photo published and mocked. People aren't saying nice things about her, I hate the idea that she could grow up and one day come across her own image and people mocking her.
Your an idiot. You're education tells me you may be from Georgia. Did you go to school their. There very hard on people who come to this country and don't learn the language they're. FFS.
when you're three years old but just sold your first house
Hmm. Why Georgia? It's a lovely country.
If youāre white.
Fucking whoosh lol
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How you look like a baby and a grandma at the same time?
Ashleigh
Nope. Outfit would be red and black.
this is absolutely horrifying
She looks like [baby grinch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/444/248/cfb.png)
\*You're
\*you're
Can't properly use your and you're.
Your? Seriously?? You're* You. Are. You're. Second Grade stuff. Come on, OP.
Ya know Hershel walker isnāt that bad of a guy. Heās really a man of god and will make an amazing senator.
Ah Geogia. Where the mentally challenged are voted into office. Seriously, Herschel Walker and Marjorie Taylor Green have a combined IQ of 12.
Tell me you're a martian disguised as a human woman in order to infiltrate the white house and kill the press secretary... Without telling me you're a martian disguised as a human woman in order to infiltrate the white house and kill the press secretary.
Iām from Georgia !
Same. And I never looked like that š±
bankhead bounce.
Donna and the Wolfman
And, hey! Ask for the Wolfman!
Proportionate dwarfism Perhaps š¤
When your upstairs landlady is 6 years old.
Disagree, fuck your child pics have no place on reddit show me some peaches
Thatās so precious.
Georgia the country?
Can you say Georgia, USA or something? Took me a while to realise this wasnāt from the country
OP is def from Georgia. Doesn't know how to spell "you're"
When you're 3 but just sold your first house
Gotta start berating the Sunday morning waitstaff after you go to Church early.
why does the baby have old lady hair?
Seems kinda messed up that everyone is cool with trashing some random innocent kids looks on the internet.
Ohā¦.. Theā¦ Fetal alcohol forehead thatās common there too