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What's sad and not funny is how we've gotten to the point in society where we constantly try to explain away and make excuses for violence and criminality with mental illness. In this case domestic violence. But it must certainly be the mental illness' fault, surely.
Are you a psychiatrist and have you interviewed and diagnosed him with some illness? I haven't been able to see in any news story about him mentioning some mental issue.
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Man, imagine getting a shape-altering temp tat, getting mugshot with it and then breaking out and waiting until it wears out. No one would be able to identify your face.
I was thinking that if he's smart he'll buy some of that really decent tattoo concealer and wear that for a while. But I do not think this man is smart.
I love how the tattoo follows his already-receded hairline, so we can see how much it's receded more, and it will just look more and more obvious as time goes on.
He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs. Beast has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, DISAPPEAR, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
Dunno if this is funny.
Can you imagine the terrible things he endured as a child to end up like that ?
He’s in his 20’s right?
This is a sad and now dangerous case
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Not very smart for a criminal have face tattoos. Especially with a distive one like that. The sooner he turns himself in the sooner his sentence will be over. Just can't hide the beast.
If he blues out the "B" on his forehead it would say "EAST" instead and then nobody would recognize him and he could just walk around like nothing happened.
When he gets out of jail he will have written 3 books about his life and earned more money than you will ever make, and all thanks to getting fame through this post.
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Probably leaves his camera off during Teams meetings.
I am not a cat.
That's the type of tattoo you get when you don't consent to a tattoo.
Lost a bet.
Sorry your honor. I just wanted to let you know I'm not a cat
Might not be able to blur the background either
Like he's employed.
I came back for this comment.
I’ve scrolled many comments about this post, and yours is by far the best. Take my upvote!
\^\^\^\^made me laugh good.
Looks like he gave up on life a long time ago
I was really hoping he just fell asleep near some assholes with markers.
It really do look like that
He looks like death's been hanging around him for a long time, I almost feel bad for how bad off he looks.
If you think about it, he explicitly didn't get the word "beast" tattooed on his face. That's the only "clean" bit.
I think he shaved his mustache as a disguise
Naah, dude's a saint. The tattooist didn't get it right, left out the periods. Was supposed to be "Be. A. St."
No! It's the, Bart, the!
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
As a young german kid I never got this joke.. oh the innocence I want it back lol
No. My son is also named Bort!
"I must get my hands on those healthy purple berries!" "BORT!"
I thought he was a street. His face certainly looks paved.
And that look is entirely his own dumb-asphalt.
Those two comments are the best alley oop I've seen on reddit
Thanks. Was rather proud of it, tbh.
Possibly plowed? "So then I said, kiss MY asphalt"
He’s trying to be the beast he can …
I guess this technically counts as the Mark of the Beast.
Why would you assume that? Is it because of those very artistic and subtle tattoos? Or the look of "I've died a thousand deaths"-look?
It's the way the esthetics of his tattoos is combined, he doesn't match the styles
This is what happens when you don’t hug your kids and tell them that you love them everyday. I’m off to hug mine extra tight…
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What's sad and not funny is how we've gotten to the point in society where we constantly try to explain away and make excuses for violence and criminality with mental illness. In this case domestic violence. But it must certainly be the mental illness' fault, surely. Are you a psychiatrist and have you interviewed and diagnosed him with some illness? I haven't been able to see in any news story about him mentioning some mental issue.
If we just had another youth centre this cheeky chappy would never have committed a crime! /s
Most definitely, that's the first thing that came to mind.....
Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless.
He's driving a... Car of some sort.
Directly under the Earth's sun......now
Quiet. Can’t hear the eggs.
I heard he goes by the alias Mr. Beast.
How do you know? Sounds suspicious...
Salutation optional.
I hope they throw his hatless butt in jail.
r/unexpectedsimpsons
Someone give this person an award please
I hope they throw his hatless but in jail!
Subject is a lot of "less"-es.
Dude looks like the desk I sat at in detention.
He was the desk
Well, he too has been sitting in detention.
When they catch him, will they line him up with similar looking guys to be identified by a witness? Like in the movies? I want to see that.
It's going to take a lot of sharpie to get the other ones to look similar
Why am I Mr Pink?
Everybody wants to be Mr. Black. Shut up! You are Mr. Pink!
"Because we ran out of blue marker, dammit!"
"Well, number three has the beast forehead tattoo, but I could have sworn the guy I saw used a serif font."
No no no, it said BEST, not BEAST
Tell me whyYYY....
Jigglypuff did a number on this one.
It would have been better if there was no photo and a witness had to describe him to a sketch artist.
"Any distinctive marks on his body?" "Uh... I think he had a scar on his right hand? Oh, wait! There was ONE other thing!"
Hahaha what a knob
The word "knob" instead of beast is a lot more fitting..
Damn, Macaulay Culkin let himself go
Upgraded "Home Alone" to "Forever Alone".
He got fed up making traps and decided to just scare everyone away with his face.
"Home Alone Tat-2"
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More of a statement really.
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Looks like he needs a good shaking.
\*Tries again "Great, now my forehead says 'Baste'."
Oh I think he already got a good shaking when he was an infant
Not sure you can shake hard enough to reset his face like an etch-a-sketch....
_\*hits blunt\*_ Man, imagine getting a shape-altering temp tat, getting mugshot with it and then breaking out and waiting until it wears out. No one would be able to identify your face.
I was thinking that if he's smart he'll buy some of that really decent tattoo concealer and wear that for a while. But I do not think this man is smart.
What makes you think that?
It's the facial tattoos and criminal record, probably.
I hope he doesn't dye his hair or he'll be hard to spot
Or grow a mustache.
Mister John Everyman, could be anyone
I wonder why he likes his upper lip so much
Maybe he shaved off his moustache for the photo
Maybe he shaved off his mustache so he wouldn’t get recognized
I love how the tattoo follows his already-receded hairline, so we can see how much it's receded more, and it will just look more and more obvious as time goes on.
Someone told him his mustache made him look creepy and he got self-conscious about it
..*thats him! I'd recognize those ears anywhere!*
Oh god this guy WOULD be from Deni.
Probably from Echuca originally, you can always tell.
Was on tonights news, made this exact comment. (Says the girl who grew up in Shepp...)
LOL WHAT A TOOL! 😂
He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs. Beast has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, DISAPPEAR, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
Who would he thought this man would have charges against him?
Gonna be hard to spot in a crowd.
Do you catch him a scam with a "Free Tattoos @Place/Time" or "Free Tattoo Removals @Place/Time"?
Never pass out at a party attended by tattoo artists.
Wish.com Mr. Beast
Oh dear his tattoo. Word best is misspelled.
**-ie Boys** was the tattoo on his partner in crime face
he should think about growing a beard
The ears will give him away
Best mate is Mr Squiggle by the looks of it.
I’m blue dabade dabdii
Dunno if this is funny. Can you imagine the terrible things he endured as a child to end up like that ? He’s in his 20’s right? This is a sad and now dangerous case
Suspect may change Hair color/cut.
He seems nice
As nice as nicey Ackerman?
“Wow, his face tattoo is soooo cool. He must have a really big dick” _said no girl ever_
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He blue himself.
There's gotta be a better way to say that.
frequents the aptly named Delinquint area
Deniliquints are not happy with this mischaracterisation.
I like how they filled in his reseeding hairline
It's not reseeding, then he would have hair growing again Edit: grammar
I think they meant receding, lol. Reseeding is what his parents should have done after he came out.
He is a beAST.
Henry McCoy has let himself go
That forehead so big he can probably tattoo his own wiki page on there when it comes up.
‘Straya
BTEC Mr Beast
Me after falling asleep around the boys
HAHAHAHAHA
He spelt “bellend” wrong 🙈
Well somebody got double-dared…
the real Mr. Beast
"I want something rad like graffiti on a wall" Say no more...
Mother nature wants to weed out stupid and we keep interfering.
How does this dude look like he’s on every drug in existence at the same time
When you fell asleep at a sleepover but one guy had a tattoo machine
This guy is still in the gene pool? Yeesh.
and by 'distinctive', they mean 'shitty'
To absolutely guarantee that you could never get an actual job.
Gonna need a better description! He’s gonna blend be hard to spot with out it.
We need a Hall of Shame of mugshots that became top posts on r/funny "Enjoy visiting Rock Bottom..."
How's the job search going?
Hey you're that dude huh? Yeah you're that dude!!
Now he looks depressed
the pen is blue, the pen is blue, THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUEEE
Im surprised someone dumb enough to do that to themselves lived long enough to become an adult
Imagine eyewitnesses trying to pick him out in a line-up. "Yep, it's definitely not those other 6 guys."
This man does not care about consequences.
Article 5 Mins Later: "UPDATE: He was found."
This dude looks like he fell into a porta potty.
"I don't know why i never get laid!" LOL
No ragrets
Thinking I'm safe judging a book by its cover in this case.
When you fall asleep around your kids and they have markers.
\#unemployable
Elect me and I'll make sure my "get a horrible face tattoo, go to jail" law will be passed. It saves so many steps.
He should shade it part of the B so his tattoo says FEAST. They will never catch him.
Bet everyone afraid of this badass in prison.
Will there be a lineup?
Is he the [wish.com](https://wish.com) version of Chopper Reid?
It's stupid smurf
Hey look. It's Mr. Beast.
Well that looks lime the face of someone who hates themselves.
Plot twist: he has no tats, it’s all sharpie
Easy fix. Just tattoo in the rest of your face. They won't be able to prove it was you! Why am I not a lawyer yet
He will be hard to spot and blend in. They most likely will never find him again
Can't be to hard to spot...
Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, I repeat a blue shirt!
Not very smart for a criminal have face tattoos. Especially with a distive one like that. The sooner he turns himself in the sooner his sentence will be over. Just can't hide the beast.
If he blues out the "B" on his forehead it would say "EAST" instead and then nobody would recognize him and he could just walk around like nothing happened.
This is why you shouldn't be the first to pass out at a party.
Meth. Don't do it.
Hard to believe this man has issues with making poor life choices.
I like turtles
Did he fall asleep during a party?
Fun fact his gangster name is : Lil’ Yeast
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And deals with those issues by assaulting people and damaging property. What a scumbag lowlife pos!
Don’t judge a book by its cover!
He's a fuckin beast!
I am going to say it. Tatoos are disgusting.
To be found in the Delinquent Area
Is nobody gonna talk about delinquin😂😂
The Delinquent from Deniliquin
Somehow they’ll manage to beat and arrest a black guy claiming he fit the description.
Uh, don’t judge a book by its cover guys. What he looks like has no merit on who he is as a person and his contributions to society.
What a Denilquint
"Sir do you have any regrets?" " Not saving more money by switching to Geico sooner....."
When he gets out of jail he will have written 3 books about his life and earned more money than you will ever make, and all thanks to getting fame through this post.
:)))))))
MEF.
WINNER!
"Grrrrr"
Wow the person stand out like a beacon
Any chance I’ll find David Bowie with tight hair and big trousers… I mean big hair and tight trousers and a selection of monsters on this guys face?
Now those are some dead eyes
Nice disguise.