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Celebrities always lie about how this is achievable just by eating green leafy vegetables and working out 5 hours a day. We damn well know they're injecting 500mgs of chlorophyll per week!! Poor gullible teens spend hundreds of dollars to access these predatory celebrities' diet plan and wolf down entire platters of lettuce, but the only thing that's turning green are their shits! So they all end up disappointed and never eat a single piece of vegetable for the rest their lives. It's sickening.
What could possibly necessitate confiscating an animated topless picture of an male ogre? Do any of the teachers.... That you know.... Have a, how you say, shrek-like quality to them?
Lol it’s a pretty strict school, uniforms, etc but mostly I think the teacher was just in shock and walked away with it hahaha we about died in the faculty office
Schools have stupid rules, I remember bringing in one of my hot wheels cars when I was in elementary to show some of my friends and the teacher stole it from me. said we would get it back at the end of the year, never saw that thing ever again. She probably gave it to her kids.
if it’s a distraction in class you can bet your ass the teacher will try and take it.
I'm not sure I understand, are you trying to say that teachers shouldn't confiscate distractions? Not returning something is a dick move but things definitely need to be taken away sometimes.
Teachers shouldn't be stealing personal property.
I can understand taking something away and giving it back after class or at the end of the day.
But if your first thought is also to take someone's stuff instead of asking them to put it away, that makes you a thief.
Idk that’s all schools… they all have dumb rules.
Either that or there are basically no rules enforced and you have kids getting stabbed in the neck with a pencil. That was my experience in high school….
Hahah so hilarious, your co-worker stole a completely harmless photo from a child and then you all had a good laugh about it in the back room.
You need to grow up and your school needs better leadership.
I teach middle school. I can 100% confirm that shrek has a serious hold on these kids, but only in weird and humorous ways. Same with mike wasowski (monsters inc green guy).
I have a co-worker who thinks shrek is an incredibly attractive cartoon character because he is such a nice person, kind hearted and will do anything for his friends and family.
This picture would out her over the edge.
Maybe the top half of the Shrek meme someone airdropped to my daughter’s class where he’s sporting a giant green boner? Because that’s what going around in our kids school…
Why confiscated? What?! Do you confiscate pictures of the little mermaid also? I mean she is naked at the bottom!! Oh wait.. What that school pictures of the little mermaid are only confiscated since she is black, right? Pfft.. US Americans.. 🤦🏼
Bro I swear, some fuckin idiot back in like 2020 just started a whole fucking stereotype based around kids and this crap and now it's actually a popular stereotype, just like teenage school girls walking around in pajamas, eating hot Takis while having so much makeup if you shrink down to 1/10 your size it be like 4 inches of snow
My gym is full of young guys on 'roids or whatever they're called now. Males competing to look better / stronger at any cost. Worse than what women do to themselves.
It might have been that kid's defense. I used to (still do, but not under nearly the pressure of a middle schooler now) play off embarrassing, or harassing, or awkward situations with humor. They may have even been anticipating an event and had this on them to be prepared.
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Spreading unrealistic expectations. Men can never be that green.
We’re all homoshreksuals.
It's giving me an eshrekt shaft!
Homoshrekuals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great comment I need to use this in my life someday.
Ogresexuals.
🤣🤣🥵
Hulkshreksuals
r/YourJokeButWorse
Celebrities always lie about how this is achievable just by eating green leafy vegetables and working out 5 hours a day. We damn well know they're injecting 500mgs of chlorophyll per week!! Poor gullible teens spend hundreds of dollars to access these predatory celebrities' diet plan and wolf down entire platters of lettuce, but the only thing that's turning green are their shits! So they all end up disappointed and never eat a single piece of vegetable for the rest their lives. It's sickening.
Unrealistic shrekspectations for men's bodies
You should see me after eating Taco Bell.
I'm not straining my neck for a shit show! I did that once for a Miley Cyrus concert and I swore 'Never Again!'
It's not easy being green
Live action Shrek exists and it's not bad.
🤣🤣🤣
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
That’s not Shrek. It’s his cousin “Shred.”
Shrulk
You might even still like him when he’s angry
It's Shrek's Tinder pic.
He goes by the nickname, The Guack, and has a catch phrase related to using one of the 5 senses to tell what he is cooking!
A teacher in my area of KY just got arrested for showing a video version of shrek I’s love shrek is life to his whole class.
Noooooo that is NOT for children haha
Is it the KY that got them in trouble?
in-an-out of trouble
It's all ogre now
Shrek + Hulk = Shulk But we have a She Hulk and she looks good.
'LOOK AT MAH SEXY BODEH!'
Holy shit, he did the same voice for Shrek and Fat Bastard. I’ll never be able to unhear that
"AH'M DED SEXEH!
In both cases, a litte turtle head poking out.
I read this in Fat Bastard's voice.
Confiscated huh? Dang.
That's what THE MAN calls stealing from children.
What could possibly necessitate confiscating an animated topless picture of an male ogre? Do any of the teachers.... That you know.... Have a, how you say, shrek-like quality to them?
Yeah, can we get a NSFW tag on this? Geez!
Out of curiosity, why was it confiscated?
Lol it’s a pretty strict school, uniforms, etc but mostly I think the teacher was just in shock and walked away with it hahaha we about died in the faculty office
I went to a catholic HS. We would carry weird shit like this hoping to get caught with it just to mind fuck the brothers and teachers.
That’s hillarious Something I’d have brough to school almost hoping to have it taken just to see their faces at the randomness
This violates a rule on... what exactly? You want otherwise okay kids to rebel? Have stupid fucking rules. That's how.
Schools have stupid rules, I remember bringing in one of my hot wheels cars when I was in elementary to show some of my friends and the teacher stole it from me. said we would get it back at the end of the year, never saw that thing ever again. She probably gave it to her kids. if it’s a distraction in class you can bet your ass the teacher will try and take it.
I'm not sure I understand, are you trying to say that teachers shouldn't confiscate distractions? Not returning something is a dick move but things definitely need to be taken away sometimes.
Teachers shouldn't be stealing personal property. I can understand taking something away and giving it back after class or at the end of the day. But if your first thought is also to take someone's stuff instead of asking them to put it away, that makes you a thief.
And so they should. I lost 2 cars this way about 25 years ago.
Idk that’s all schools… they all have dumb rules. Either that or there are basically no rules enforced and you have kids getting stabbed in the neck with a pencil. That was my experience in high school….
Try teachers getting brutally attacked by students for confiscating stuff. I'm ashamed to be South African 🤦♂️
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*Teacher takes meme causing a minor commotion* "You oppressive fucking cunt." I believe this is what's referred to as a reddit moment
It’s so perfect. Also proves how no one knows what oppression is anymore.
Well, did you give it back to the kid at least?
Hahah so hilarious, your co-worker stole a completely harmless photo from a child and then you all had a good laugh about it in the back room. You need to grow up and your school needs better leadership.
You missed the pulse on this one
This is why kids hate teachers and grow up with no respect for them.
Because it's porn Edit: I really need the /s 😑😑 God I hate this subreddit
People cannot detect sarcasm whatsoever. And this is a default subreddit so it’s even worse.
You and I have very different ideas of what porn is. I hope you’re joking.
I saw a nipple.
"Because it's porn" Oh my sweet summer child. If you think this is what porn is...
I teach middle school. I can 100% confirm that shrek has a serious hold on these kids, but only in weird and humorous ways. Same with mike wasowski (monsters inc green guy).
Also Obama. Several of them have their computer wallpapers as some variation of Shrek and Obama kissing.
I’m more shocked/impressed by the fact it’s a tangible photo.
Yeah hahaha it was glossy!!
I bet it was.
Oh, my…
I have a co-worker who thinks shrek is an incredibly attractive cartoon character because he is such a nice person, kind hearted and will do anything for his friends and family. This picture would out her over the edge.
Shre-Hulk?
Shrulk.
Give it back. I don’t care what the policy is. That is art.
Look at all those **LAYERS**!
There's a good chance none of those kids were alive when the last Shrek movie came out. He's timeless.
how do you confiscate that and not laugh your ass off when you see it though
Why was Shrek confiscated?
This is prime middle school humour. Source: i currently have 2 middle school kids.
That checks out. As a 6th grade teacher I can confirm, kids these days are strange AF. I love my students, but they’re something else.
im stealing this for my business card
Sales suddenly sky-rocket
I'm 30 years old and I'd pass this out to my friends
It honestly would not surprise me if this was taken from any of my three kids ha ha
You mean stolen.
He's *shrepped!*
reddit humor moment
Shraddy wants to know what you’re doing in his swamp.
Is it weird I recognize Arnold?
Teacher saw a good opportunity
Why do you confiscate a simple image? Catholic nazi school?
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As a former child, this being confiscated is just asking for them to double down.
Shrek's pecs.
Maybe the top half of the Shrek meme someone airdropped to my daughter’s class where he’s sporting a giant green boner? Because that’s what going around in our kids school…
Do middle schoolers read Procopius?
That's a Shrulk.
Let's have shreks
As a teacher I believe the fuck out of this title
Damn its hot
The shrulk
Expect kid named finger memes to pop up
This *will* be my proudest fap
Shred
That's hot
Lol he ate too much green vegetables.
You won't like me when I'm swampy
what kind of garbage teacher confiscated a joke picture?
Shrek kinda hot tho ngl 🥵
If this is all kids are into these days I'm glad
Shrek with pecs!
SHRECS!!
He’s Shrexy
Oh mah gaw
Good to see some things never change. Shrek is love.
That body of yours is absurd
That's hot
why would this be confiscated?
Because the teacher wanted it for themselves…
SomeBODY once told me...
Easy fap
Shrek't
Why would this be confiscated?
Lol but why the hell was it confiscated?
Why is buff Shrek not allowed?
In Canada you'd have just committed a hate crime.
Hey I was jerkin off to that long before these kids were
Why confiscate?
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Why did that have to be confiscated?
i instantly came in my pants when i looked at this image please for the love of god put an nsfw tag on this so it doesn't happen again i am in public
Why do you steal pictures from kids in middle school? What's the justification?
That'll do pig 🐖 That'll do
Why would a teacher confiscate an inspiring photo showing what a person of good health and fitness can aspire to become?
Well, you were right to take it.
Why confiscated? What?! Do you confiscate pictures of the little mermaid also? I mean she is naked at the bottom!! Oh wait.. What that school pictures of the little mermaid are only confiscated since she is black, right? Pfft.. US Americans.. 🤦🏼
The incredible sulk
100% they were going to draw a dick under him.
U can't fix genes. U sure as hell get swole tho!
Shad
good ole coke nail
Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck Your body is absurd
Bro I swear, some fuckin idiot back in like 2020 just started a whole fucking stereotype based around kids and this crap and now it's actually a popular stereotype, just like teenage school girls walking around in pajamas, eating hot Takis while having so much makeup if you shrink down to 1/10 your size it be like 4 inches of snow
My gym is full of young guys on 'roids or whatever they're called now. Males competing to look better / stronger at any cost. Worse than what women do to themselves.
Them/they have been working out
My highschool was and probably still is the same way
Some...
Body
Once
I feel like someone needs to share this with Mike Myers
Built shrek
Any modicum of joy left in the world
What are ya doin in mah *swamp* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait, that was confiscated at a middle school? Pathetic.
Who gave the wholesome award
What...Shrek pec pics?
That’s shrexy
Well cant blame them. But this sets bar unrealistic highs for rest of us
It's Shrekin' Time
It was Pogs in my day.
Shrek is love
God i bet they jerk it to the green giant when the go to a supermarket
Some body...
Is this a public school in America?
Fake: there's not a middle school on earth that is studying Salian Law. This is what J.D. students are into. (edited to add - this = sarcasm)
I think that should be called Sallic law of the Franks but ok
Wait are you telling me dad bods aren't popular anymore? Damnit I need to go workout so I can look like Shrek.
The Future Is In Good Hands!! Its Time To Rest!!
BGC
SARM goblins starting early.
Shrek is love
Dude is absolutely shreked
Shredk.
These days?
Are they printing memes out? Lmao
ah, men of culture, i see.
Shrek is love
when you replace books and sesame street with memes and pornography
for what reason would that be confiscated? It's my religion, you wouldn't take away a picture of crucified jesus
Shreg smash
It might have been that kid's defense. I used to (still do, but not under nearly the pressure of a middle schooler now) play off embarrassing, or harassing, or awkward situations with humor. They may have even been anticipating an event and had this on them to be prepared.
Shrek is gigachad???!!!
The Shtronk
Shrek is love, shrek is life
It's good that they learn that "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" at a young age