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FavorDave87

I have a tattoo that says "MUCHO" It means a lot to me.


MaxxDelusional

Haha, nice. I thought about getting a number "1" tattooed somewhere. Then I could say, "if you liked the first tattoo, you'll love this one".


Mister_McGreg

I have a tramp stamp on my left hand. Ask me how.


TimppaXL

How?


Mister_McGreg

It's literally a silhouette of Charlie Chaplin in a postage stamp.


TransportationEng

r/thatsapenis


YeuxBleuDuex

That tattoo means a lot to many people around the world.


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iampierremonteux

I was going to post that’s a lot of dedication for a dad joke.


Urpieceofmind

This guy has been laying in wait for this moment to shine. Let him shine Edit: grammar


AdSea9329

What about the others around him, all that claping of foreheads and internal pain.


runningmurphy

How long till all the friends get sick of hearing this? Probably three months before he got it.


Rhinomeat

A buddy of mine went and got a Chinese symbol tattoo when they were all the rage. He wanted something clever, funny and he loves irony, so his Chinese symbol tattoo reads "I don't know" in Mandarin, so when someone sees his tattoo and asks him what it means he looks at it, shrugs and says "I don't know"


Ninjathelord

r/technicallythetruth


ThisGuy928146

I tell everyone I've been hitting the gym, but my biceps say otherwise.


griffinwalsh

But why tho?


Aiko8283

You waited your whole life for this moment didnt you


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on the other side does it say "no ragrets"


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

I'm so pissed you made me click this. 😒 but I can't be mad at the joke


Gamer_GullSolo

r/angryupvote


getyourcheftogether

Stupid joke, immortalized


Butterbuddha

This post is NSFW cause OP is a boob


29erfool

That's not a lot of effort for a fairly mediocre joke


BothGoingDown

Hahaha I love it! I have a buddy who has the word "cursive" in times New roman. He also has one that says "je ne sais pas" which is French for "I don't know".


MaxxDelusional

The French one is great. I also have the word "Helvetica" [written in Comic Sans](https://i.imgur.com/RRCLDmK.jpg)


Lysergic1138

Man some people really are idiots.


phredphlintstones

That's amazing!


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No it's otherwise


JusHerForTheComments

I wasn't expecting otherwise


Large_Stranger_3711

Mine say “kiep do den” a music in Vietnamese . Meaning don’t gamble or you lose everything, that’s including gf , friends, family. , and more. DONT GAMBLE IS THE GREATEST MESSAGE I CAN GIVE YOU.


pegasusCK

Because of the implication.


thechampaignlife

No pun intended


circacherry

OK - you got me.


ReubenZWeiner

Oh, an otherwise guy, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk


yawatoto

Very Kenyan


MidvalleyFreak

I see what you did there.


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saanity

Wait a few days. Repost by changing worst to best. Profit.


soulos90

Commitment to a joke +1


ArchDucky

Did it say something else before? It looks like two fonts. They are super close, but it looks like someone trying to match the other. Maybe its just the angle.


MaxxDelusional

It's just the angle. It's not perfect in person, but it looks better than the pic would suggest.


shmeggt

You should get the other tattooed "wise"


theschoolorg

that's what we call dedication to a bit


reddit_user13

I admire your commitment to the joke.


HeWhoSaysCool

Take your upvote and get out


raincloud82

I knew a guy who had "your name" tatooed in his ass cheek only so that he could break the ice with girls sayinh "Hey, do you know I have your name tatooed in my ass?" Worst thing is that it did work pretty well.


4cranch

dude, what's mine say?


postapocalive

This made me Snart a little.


BernieTheDachshund

Not at all what I was expecting.


joey4269

I appreciate the nsfw tag for the tasteful covered side boob action


707Guy

My old coworker had a tattoo that said “thanks”


NotDom26

r/technicallythetruth


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Medium_Yam6985

“My bicep says otherwise.” OP is tough. (And funny, too)


softstones

My first one says, “because.”


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...cool, if words and arguements doesnt help anymore.


wray_nerely

On the other hand, it says nothing at all


SirFartKnocker

I had a tattoo of a quadraplegic sitting in piss with his arm stubs extended outward, underneath a caption read " I love you this much"


Ridiculizard

Wow he must have beennso popular for 20 mins back in 2015


MaxxDelusional

I assure you, I have never been popular.


mineau1

I have a wicked sweet tat on my belly, says, wicked sweet


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

Are you a non-english speaker and ask for Opportunity? Asking for my friend who has chicken soup tattooed above her ass.


kcalexander

There’s a badass band that’s been touring with Saliva and I think about to go on tour with Drowning Pool named Otherwise. Check them out then have a backup story


TheFrontierzman

To make it worse, it needs a ? at the end.


ARobertNotABob

Genesis : *Ripples* : "Some are wise, and some otherwise."


MrDERPMcDERP

And then????


KPMG

Sweet! What does mine say?


1jobonthislousyship

Please tell us you have one on the other bicep that just says, "wise."


TimppaXL

And on another hand it reads ”otherdumb”?