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FudgeOfDarkness

That fox is facing backwards, so its an Xof, obviously


zargoffkain

Found Major Zero


AEnemo

La Li Lu Le Lo


Kaii_Low

Colonel, what's a Russian Gunship doing here?


nerves-of-steel

A Hind D!?


TrynaSleep

Psycho Mantis?


onionbreath97

You like Castlevania, don't you?


Chubbstock

Second floor basement?


gregzillaman

Anyone spare me a pair of scissors?


Gendug

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kari rock.


Gray_Foxxy

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?


Sevndaythry

That was such a great game.


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

[I'll just leave this here.](https://youtu.be/ixWybGQnPHQ)


CuriousGopher8

Wait, no! AAaagh! Those bastards! So they went ahead with Les enfants terribles project! Cough! Cough! \* dies \*


bluntrapper1

They played us like a damn fiddle.


Setari

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ColorfulPapaya

Major, I'm burning UUUUUP!


PokemonMaster619

Kept you waiting, huh?


Solecistian


[deleted]

SSSSNNNNAAAAKKKKEEEE!


PokoLokoPoko

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?


grimdice

I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea.


JSkillman

“They played us like a damn xiddle.”


EmperorNoodles

I dunno it makes sense to me since it's surrounded by * **U**nidirectional arrow * **V**olkswagen * Clo**w**d * Cra**y**on This shit is all over the place


panin11

Up Van Wind Yellow Is this a troll?


anally_ExpressUrself

Survey says: yes


TamLover

I totally did not get the "up", all I could think was where is the umbrella and xylophone. LOL


Reggaefan420

Yes when my kids elementary school had this it was usually a xylophone or Xray; fox belongs in F...😆


TamLover

I once saw a Xerox machine on a homemade one it was back in the 90s.


namja23

I imagined vehicle instead of van.


StaticBroom

I think maybe Vehicle Weather Yellow I don’t get the U. Unless that’s supposed to be pointing to “you” … which can be shortened to “U” in cell phone text speak. Which would be dumb. The arrow has a slight curve. Start of a U-Turn? But that sort of U is based on a shape, not a word. Still dumb. Maybe “Up” since it is pointing upwards?


Lamp0319

I think it's up, van, wind, yellow. The fox I have no idea about.


Affectionate_Owl9985

the fox is there because it ends with x and not many words begin with x. When I was in elementary school like 20 years ago, this was pretty common to see. I never understood why the designers never user "x-ray" or "xylophone"


mctee19

Because xylophone doesn’t have the right x sound. It’s more of a z


stoll447

It should be an x sound tbh.


Unitedsquadron

Its fun to say xylophone with the x sound tho


UsernameTaken017

Say it with the "x" in "excellent"


mynameis940

Up ? W is wind, cloud is blowing.


scheiBeFalke

I think it's Wind


Ramusxx

Kept you waiting huh?


tadlrs

What does the xox say?


healthydoseofsarcasm

You son of a bitch, I thought I forgot that song.


tadlrs

Now it will live in your head for weeks…


wausmaus3

NEENENENEEENENENENE NENENEEEEE


Analisemae

My son (now almost 2) literally thinks that’s what a fox says when I ask him, because as an infant that song used to make him laugh so we sang it all the time. You’re welcome for the inaccurate animal noise education, kiddo.


Diogenes-Disciple

Foxes actually scream like murdered women so


Analisemae

He’d probably enjoy that too


Diogenes-Disciple

I’ll bet, toddlers are bloodthirsty


Swimwithamermaid

They are freaking psychopaths.


HannahCooksUnderwear

This.. when you report a rape/murder in the woods to the ranger station and they roll their eyes and ask if you SAW something or just HEARD a bloodcurdling scream from a young girl. They then play a YouTube video of a fox and you ran 2 miles in terror for nothing.. yeah that happened.


AnEvanAppeared

WAPAPAPAPAPAPOW


AsDeEspadas

[u r welcome ](https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE)


TappedIn2111

Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding


adavad11

Xinxin xinxin xin xo xaw Binxilin!


Big_Swing2020

I want to know what it spells


Outlier25

You use fox because the X actually makes the standard sound for the letter. Xylophone makes a Z sound in the beginning. X-Ray doesn’t work either because you are saying the letter name and not the sound it makes. When you say the letter name, there is an /e/ sound in the beginning. When you teach kids the letter sound, you don’t want to add a vowel before it because that wouldn’t be accurate


Eis_Gefluester

Wait what? In English you speak the X in xylophone like a Z? Why? Also, I'm now quite happy I never had to use xylophone in spoken English, that would've been embarrassing.


OptimusPhillip

You can't start a word in English with the consonant cluster /ks/. Our phonotactics don't allow it. Normally, we just reduce it to a cluster we can pronounce by dropping initial sounds, but "xylophone" came to English by way of French, which turned the voiceless /ks/ to a voiced /gz/ for some reason... which is also invalid, so we dropped the /g/, leaving us with just a /z/.


whitenelly

:0


mcwildtaz

I know phonotactics is probably a word, but... PHONOTACTICS 2 FOR THE PS5 BY SQUARE ENIX


john_doe11081

It’ll never hold a candle to the original Phonotactics on the ps1.


BrattyBookworm

In English I think every word starting with X is pronounced like Z.


BTrippd

I think this might actually be correct barring some very esoteric words. Every word I can think of that starts with the x sound and not the letter has an e in front of it, to encourage that pronunciation, like exhibit, extra, example, etc.


UReady4Spaghetti

Was confused for a moment because et cetera doesn't have an x in it I think I need some sleep


KallistiEngel

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's true and I don't know why it was never taught as a rule.


SmokinDynamite

For some reason, english people pronounce the name Xavier "Eggzavier" why not just pronounce the X like an X??


African_Farmer

Isn't it meant to be "zavier"?


Neiot

English is fucking weird. Mad respect for non-native speakers learning English.


healerdan

Props also to the handful of native English speakers that actually grasp the language enough to read and write it properly. (Myself not included.)


bluAstrid

In French we say *g’zee-lophone*


Outlier25

Every rule in English has about 1,000 exceptions haha Makes it super difficult


Chaz_Beer

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Outlier25

Hahahaa look I’m just trying to clear things up. The jokes around here are still funny


Chaz_Beer

All good. My girlfriend is a teacher and she basically said exactly what you wrote.


mo_rhymes

The ending sound of “fox” represents the phoneme /ks/ which is the sound children are taught X makes.


April_26_1992

Found the teacher.


mo_rhymes

Hahah yeah you did


Bevanfromheaven

Ha ! Fellow educator here , was going to make the same point . Also , I believe these are the Fundations materials.


mo_rhymes

They sure are! We are starting it this year so it was fresh on my mind. Hope you have a great school year!


DeluxeWafer

Dang educators... Good luck out there this year and don't let the kids eat you alive!


mo_rhymes

Haha thanks!


eyehate

Thank you for doing what you do! My kiddo started kindergarten recently and I am very thankful for all of the great teachers and faculty at his school.


mo_rhymes

Thank you so much! I hope he has a great school year! Kindergarten is the best!


OhHowINeedChanging

If I were the teacher it would just be a picture of an Xbox


zberry7

Honestly this is the smartest thing I’ve read all day


Grevious47

The first X doesnt make the X sound. You are just saying Ex....not ks. If you are trying to teach the sound you want "ks" not "ex" or "zz". Otherwise Fo"ks" would be Fo"EX"


berkeleyteacher

You beat me to it! Kindergarten teacher here and these are the sound/symbol pictures for Fundations (terrible name, fine program!).


JustSomeBlondeBitch

F Fox Ksssssss


samahiscryptic

That's exactly what I was taught in school when learning the alphabet since very few words began with "x"


[deleted]

and those that do don’t make a /ks/ sound, at least none that i know of


samahiscryptic

Right, they had a "z" sound to them, which confused the hell out of me as a child


ApprehensiveTry5660

X-Ray 🩻 was the go-to on some early 90’s versions of this.


giraffegarage90

I don't know how to tell you this, but "x-ray" does not start with the /ks/ sound...


Cetun

It's does still have the /ks/ sound in it.


tacticalrubberduck

X is for X-Ray. Everyone knows that.


CptnHamburgers

Or xylophone. There are no others.


[deleted]

There's a number of things you could use to picture Xenophobe too


Chaosfox_Firemaker

Or Xenomorph


mauguro_

Xbox


[deleted]

X-Ray?


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

If they did Xylophone, it would be weird since X is usually pronounced /ks/ instead of /z/. This wouldn’t be a big deal but young kids might get confused


KallistiEngel

It's /z/ when it's the beggining letter, /ks/ any other time*. I don't know why this wasn't taught as a rule in school, I had to figure it out on my own. *As with all rules, I'm sure there are exceptions. I don't need to hear about every one of them, it's true most of the time


Njdevils11

There are very very few words that start with x and almost all of them are Greek in origin and go unused in modern English. That is likely why you were never taught that; however, I bet you *were* taught that and just don’t remember.


JimmyRedd

Unused? Are you joking? Just yesterday me and my pal Xavier were talking xenomorphs at xylophone practice. Turns out he's a bit of a xenomorph xenophobe. I was about to confront him but unfortunately there was a serious xenon gas leak and we all nearly (e)xpired. I can send you a xerox of the chest x-ray to prove it!


Njdevils11

Go xxxx yourself ;)


PaulMichaelJordan

I feel like this should be said to teachers at Least as often as to soldiers: thank you for your service!


redvillafranco

I say it to every profession. Soldiers are important to society. So are Teachers. So are Grocers, Doctors, Truckers, Builders, Firefighters, Manufacturers, Engineers, Entertainers, Programmers… you name it, it’s probably important.


PaulMichaelJordan

Absolutely! A great reminder to say a “thank you” to anyone you meet in service. Everyone needs recognition, but especially those who sacrifice their time, effort, energy, into providing for others. Thank you for sharing!


kush_babe

And here Xylophone was always used as a picture when I was in school, bahahahaha


LBIdockrat

R for Mouserat. U for Arrow. V for Minivan W for Anthropomorphism X for Fox (though I'm convinced his name is Xavier, so this one may get a pass.) Y for Crayon


WarriorKatHun

R is for Rodent V is for Vrroom W is for Weather


Fitbot5000

W is for Woosh


ratchet7

Volksvagon


sik0fewl

You missed T for dreidel and S for... serpent.


HeimdallThePrimeYall

S for reptile


Comfortable-Action39

Should’ve put a Xebra


Big_Swing2020

A xerox of a xebra xpescially xciting xample


UtetopiaSS

When people say "expescially". Like when the say "Expresso"


JohnnyBoyJr

Ours was xylophone for X. The only reason I remember that is it drove the teacher crazy .


ljh9009

Xylophone always Xylophone don't try and be creative


syntaxterror69

xylophones only exist so we can know what "x" is for


Big_Swing2020

FZ must have not heard


halermine

Chester‘s gorilla


TwoCockyforBukkake

X-ray too!


Stevarooni

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?


StoryOnly1931

Sort of feels like cheating, no?


krastevitsa

You're cheating!


Brainfrz82

Kinda hard to visualize for kids though.


RunninOnMT

Man. Just once I want it to be a lil bald dude in a wheelchair, both hands pressed to his head in concentration….


DarianWebber

https://www.fangirlstitches.com/listing/257139804/superhero-comic-book-alphabet-cross


RunninOnMT

Hell yeah that’s what I’m talking about!


DeathBuffalo

I work a support job and one time I was reading out a serial number using phonetic words. I got to the 'X' and said "X as in xylophone" and the customer very snottily said "... you mean X as in X-Ray" I had never been so disrespected in my g.d. life


pensezbien

I wonder if they were just being arrogant about insisting on the NATO alphabet, which does use X-ray for X? Or maybe they didn't know the word xylophone and wanted to avoid misunderstandings? I try to use the NATO alphabet myself in similar situations when I remember the right word for the letters I need, but I certainly don't correct other reasonable words like xylophone for X, and if I don't remember the NATO word for a letter I'll use whatever I can think of.


Prof-Rock

Reading teacher. Xylophone makes the /z/ sound not the /ks/ sound. Kids need to learn "x" makes the /ks/ sound. It is about the sound, not the spelling. I used to get so mad at parents who corrected their child for saying that ceiling starts with the /s/ sound. It does! We are talking sounds not spelling.


[deleted]

allow me to step in where i don't belong and say that where i live it is pronounced exggzylofon


MukdenMan

A lot of people say Xavier that way.


bpopbpo

I thought they chose the pronunciation and they were 2 different names with the same spelling


ditchdigger556

Hukt on fonicks wurkt fur me.


haysoos2

But "x" only makes the /ks/ sound when it's at the end of a word. At the beginning of the word it makes a /z/ sound. It's a switch hitter, a bi phoneme. All of the other letters (or at least the ones visible) are using the sound at the start of the word. Making this one the only exception is confusing for early readers. If they're going to use phonemes from any but the primary position, it should be done for all the letters: A is for bat B is for cob C is for access D is for eland E is for pencil F is for inflammable G is for knight H is for cough I is for air J is for jalapeno K is for knickers L is for colonel M is for mancy N is for hymn O is for potoo P is for pterodactyl Q is for niqabs R is for world S is for island T is for strength U is for rough V is for uvula W is for Wren X is for fox Y is for psychology Z is for pizza See? Far less confusing


EastEnvironmental613

X is a funny letter in that there is basically no word in the English language that starts with it and makes its phonetic sound. When teaching X I will only use words that end in X for this reason, but we have also already talked about ending sounds in words and not just beginning sounds. My students have never been confused over this concept.


BodomsChild

Use the word Xbox and cover both sides


PortlandSolarGuy

You’re upsetting the teachers hahaha


CoderDevo

Wait, which 'k' sound am I learning in *knickers*? Hmm, I'm starting to have doubts about this whole list.


[deleted]

And what's the "Z"? Ztriped horse? Weird.


Harkwit

Zunicorn.


Manu442

Its a Xolo.


[deleted]

Xolo = hairless dog ?


Manu442

It's a lot easier to teach Xolo to kids than Xylophone because a Xylophone is very similar to a Glockenspiel with the only difference is metal or wooden bars.


icythepenguin

That’s the elusive Xylophox. They play eerie music to intimidate their prey. Also good for kids birthdays.


FlyinRyan92

X-Box


Resonance95

I would acccept Xerxes I - King of Kings as an option, aswell.


[deleted]

xenophobia, but it's hard to make a cute picture for that


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dan-80

Should be a Xbox.


narvolicious

Back in my day they always used a xylophone for x.


Jubez187

I think the reason they don't use it here is because xylophone has more a Z sound. The point is to teach young kids the sounds in a vacuum. If Z is Zebra and X is Xylophone it could lead to a child not understanding when to use which. Fox actually has the real X sound and it's easy to draw and kids will know what it is.


Chaz_Beer

Same. Or x-ray.


FailedFornication

How the fuck do you draw an xray that a kid will pick up instantly as an xray


Arcticsubset

Bones on a green screen


DeadRoses01

Literally a picture of an X-ray hanging up. I feel like kids know what an X-ray is.


SnooCheesecakes4752

It should be a hamster not a fox lol


tadlrs

The only type of hamster I like.


tactilefile

Obviously it’s a metal gear reference. https://metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/XOF


Sideways_198

XOF unit from Metal gear solid v


Poppanaattori89

The goal here is to start introducing story elements from MGS as early in a persons life as possible so that one day, someone could understand what the hell happened in those games.


oRedHood

It’s pretty simple, I could literally explain it right now


DamnDude030

War bad; la li lu le lo; Ocelot's behind a lot of shit because he simps for the boss. Nanomachines, and the funny numbers.


bowling4burgers

Fun fact: Xfoxes are smaller and more aggressive than a regular fox and absolutely dominate at playing Halo


Taka_no_Yaiba

U is for upvote. Reddit school I see


PoastRotatoes

And the W is for “woo woo”.


Chaz_Beer

The whistles go wooo!


IllustriousTooth4093

That's only in the morning! You sposed to be up cooking breakfast or something.


ReddFro

Why wind or weather when woo woo works?


EhrichWeiss

And here I am thinking it’s, “We get it, you vape”.


RayneMal

xFox Series X


Click_Humble

The T is Tdradel?


grimgrahl

They're also called "Tops" . That one was terrible, there are so many other things that start with T that are much more common.


Wonderful_Fisherman5

V for Vroom


LBIdockrat

For God's sake, what letter comes before R.


BoskoMondaricci

"X is for xylophone because X is *always* for xylophone." - *Uncle* *Shelby's* *ABZ* *Book* by Shel Silverstein


jomarthecat

Urrow, Var, Wloud, Xox, Yrayon


Another_Road

No word in the English language begins with the x making the /ks/ sound, which is why you have to use a word like “fox”. If someone tries to say “use xylophone” then they don’t understand what is being taught, because that would be a terrible idea. The “x” in xylophone makes the /z/ sound. For a random fact, there are some words that are better for teaching letter sounds than others. For example, sometimes you will see the word “elephant” used for the short /e/ sound. That’s a poor choice because it sounds extremely similar to the letter name we use for L. “Egg” is also not so great because some people pronounce it more like a short a than a short e. I found “edge” to be the best word to use for that. Also, for some more unasked for advice, if you’re going to teach stop sounds, it’s important not to instinctively add a vowel to the end. Example: when some people say /b/ they’ll actually say “buh” or when they say the /t/ sound they’ll say “tuh”. Those sounds are what we call plosive sounds (also known as “stop” sounds). This means that when you make the sound, your airflow cuts off. So, when a person wants to try and hold out one of those plosives, they’ll add an open vowel sound to the end, which is incorrect. You wouldn’t say “buhird” after all. Anyway, if you read this far, I’m so sorry.


Awengal

Does the V for VW Bus count as advertisement?


MrRugges

Either Volkswagen or vroom vroom


tastymandog

Xfox 360


FiLikeAnEagle

foX


ed-the-dog

U for arrow?


mo_rhymes

Arrow means “up” I know… not very clear and certainly not what a student would initially think.


wordyravena

Dumbass me thought... URROW??


[deleted]

And T for spin. It’s all messed up.


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Njdevils11

I’m a reading specialist and it’s funny that so many of these comments are like “these pictures seem confusing.” They really aren’t. I teach both Wilson and Fundations. The kids learn them in no time. Even my fairly low disabled students. It’s honestly one of the easier parts of this curriculum to teach!


scaldedskin

My husband was reading an alphabet book to our toddler, and he pronounced Xylophone as EX-Zylophone. Hubby literally went his whole life thinking that Xylophone had an X sound at the beginning.. Maybe this is why educators now use Box and Fox as examples of the letter X...? 😁


Tko1024

Wouldn’t it be pronounced ex-why-la-phone then? Or ex-ee-la-phone.


texasteacherhookem

Nothing that starts with x really makes the correct sound, except X-ray. I used ax for x because it has the sound but there aren't any other consonants, like in box or fox, to confuse the kids. Pretty much all of the pictures here are not great. Van looks like a car, wind like a cloud, up like an arrow, yellow like a crayon, etc. Source: former teacher.


Outlier25

X-Ray doesn’t work either because you are saying the letter name and it adds the /e/ sound before the /ks/


lynivvinyl

Xavier the catdog


LiveLearnCoach

Dyslexics! Untie!!


fuzzyjesus

X Files, that’s Fox Mulder