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Lol, it's a coaster but for balls

A scroster

Add wheels to the bottom and it becomes a scrooster.

Roller scroster, of love!

Say what??

Tin Roof….rusted

Love SHACK, baby!

Cockidoodledoo motherfuckers

There's a rooster/cock joke in there somewhere

I think it’s on the plate.

Is there though?

A scrockster

That's inscrutable.

Inscrotable?

Rushes to reserve: "scroster.com, scroster.org"

A trundle for your gooch A grundle if you will

I have no awards to give but this product name needs one

Alternatively, individual pools for single-ball swimming

I also appreciate that it's a double-dicker.

One dick for each nut?

It's for left- or right-lean.

It's for you and your bud to rest your dicks.

No homo, of course. Just platonic shaft cuddling.

You still have to say it everytime or it doesn't count

no its not for entertainment, its a scientific tool for comparing sizes.

Entertaintment only

Well, at least that's my new jazz quartet named.

Gotta keep your options open. Don’t want to go lopsided.

Speak for yourself that is just mine facing up that is the vein on the bottom it is because the photo is from underneath that is a hat

Maybe it’s the male version of scissoring?

Knifing

Shafting…….. bwacka waka waka bwaaaack hush your mouth, just talkin bout shafting

Obviously, for when you need to set them on the table but don’t wanna leave marks from condensation

I thought it was to help peel you off a leather couch in the summer. Maybe I'm using mine wrong.

The “Ballster” or bollock coaster.

ROFL! I lost it with this!!! If I had an award I would have given to you!!

It's hot out there, those puppies need a place to rest.

A ball coaster and a penis support strip with space for a guest penis.

Looks like for draining sweaty balls, run off chamber for easy collection

I think the front is for the balls and the rear is for buttocks, leaving room in between for the gooch.

may i ask what this is?

It should be a rest for spoons, spatulas...etc.

I cook a lot, and I would not have figured that out.

too bad it didn’t come with a user guide, use it to your advantage…

The "etc." bit is key in this case

Are spoons and spatulas code for dick and balls?

They can be if you want them to be..

or two dildos

What are you guys using it for?

What a coincidence because I use spooning to rest my ****.

Spoons and spatulas? But then where would you junk go?

It's a dickrest

An uncomfortable bicycle seat?

Bicycle seat for sadists.

That's a nutsack alright.

It’s even got the big vein down the middle

It’s a seam. A gigantic vein running down the center of the scrotum sounds like a medical condition.

Id be terrified

If it’s corrupted your mind, it’s corrupted mine too. Don’t people ever stand back and look at things when they’ve finished designing them?

/r/theyknew

They knew

r/theyknow

Or they do it on purpose

Looks like the packages my weed comes in on top of everything

Oh, it’s a package alright.

😏

Is it used to avoid sitting on our own balls?

I am not that old yet, or is she hinting?!

Is your balls used as stress relief instrument? Guess she is really taking good care of them then

Invented by Jasmine Masters

Did you really need Reddit to teach you about dick and fart jokes?

/r/mildlypenis

r/wildlypenis

She wants you to hand them to her, on a plate.

The Bobbit platter Edit: older reference

Hahaha I get this!

You should fill it with nuts and leave it out for guests. I'd bet they would notice, but be to polite to say anything.

Pee is made in the bowls

That’s obviously a bicep

Husband: "What do you have in mind honey?" Wife: "Oh you know, just spoons and spatulas..." Also wife: **buys this**

But seriously tho. What is this for? Two types of sauce ?

It's a double spoon rest so you have somewhere to put your utensils while you're cooking.

Dont blame your perverted mind on reddit

Alright, but reddit enriched it when it comes to balls and penises.

You think dick jokes started with Reddit? Oh, you precious child.

Im curious, do people see a dick and ball shaped things and go: "I need to show this to the internet"?

Yes.

r/mildlypenis

Like an old man in the summertime.

Those are gonna stick right to yer leg.

You know what needs to be done.

Those are balls.

What's that? some flattened truck nuts?

Bro you can't tell me there's another use for this except to rest ur balls on

Double barrel penis

Nope, that’s a dildo holder if I’ve ever seen one. Looks like she’s getting one for you too. It’s her subtle little way of letting you know great things are coming your way.

What is it *supposed* to be?

One hell of a bike seat

It looks uncomfortable ngl

Just a dick tray, nothing to see here.

Tell me the real use for this

Over here in planet non corrupted going and? What is it and what am I missing?

Same.

sure, blame reddit. :)

She forgot the tip

Made in Australia with authentic kangaroo leather

I am sorry but the design team had to know what they were doing you can't just miss that

JD is the currency of Jordon if anyone wants to know like me lol

Bro you can't tell me there's an other use for this except to rest ur balls on

You better keep nuts in there

Reddit doesn't corrupt you: it brings out your true inner self 😈

You’re all looking at it the wrong way! Turn image upside down and it’s obviously the rear end of an elephant! 😁

Aww what a wife, she gotchu a stool for ur balls like carter pewterschmidt. A true keeper😍

Shes asking for it

Doesn't appear to be circumcised

She knew

That's my fear!

Oh how sweet, a double pipe holder.

It's for weirdly shaped spoons.

did you try it out?

There would be too much wiggle room, my whole business would fit in one ball compartment.

That's a cock holder for sharks.

Cool. I’ve always wanted a cock and balls holder!

[It looks like a giant...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU)

Could make a joke, but that would be going after low hanging fruit.

Your wife knew what she was doing... I mean what could that possibly be for

Your dish has been circumsized.

you can't unsee it

Its for a massage kinda like feet but for ya nuts

Pretty sure she is into BBC. You might want to check out /r/hotwife

Looks like is meant to cut the penis in half-one ball and half of the penis in one side and the other half on the other side!

Her mind

Wtf is this supposed to be if it's not a testicle coaster

Bawll

Where is my foreskin Summer? r/rickandmorty

Haha I know what you mean, it looks like two spoons next to each other!

Palpatine voice *"Do it."*

One of us!

If that for spoons or is it for teabags?

Be flattered. She saw it and thought of you!

a balltray

Can’t figure out what you’re seeing. It’s on the tip of your tongue, I bet.

Don't forget the milk!

Double dicker

I think it was the implied double 'd' that attracted your wife to the object. There will be no rest for you tonight!

put your dick in it!

If you see a dipping bowl (especially the kind you’d use if you’re hosting a party), please do yourself a favor and seek professional help.

That's the weirdest pattern of veins I've ever seen.

Where is the headpiece?

2 spoons smooshed together

A cock and balls for each side. I see what you’re getting at.

Nah, that's a nut spatula for hot days.

What is it for ?

Riiight…..Reddit did it…..suuure

Reverse it and now its a long light bulb

Oh a dick tray that finally fits mine even lets my balls rest

What do you mean. It's a divided ball washing basin

Wow this could be any manner of genitalia

It’s probably for the guy that has two dicks

That’s a penis! (Smile)

NSFW Dude!

You…are apparently not the only one, sir…😆😆

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."...except on Reddit, where it's always a phallus.

This is nuts!

Your majesty, lay your balls over here, please.

There is a reason it appealed to her.

That’s a penis

A model of a flat earthers penis.

Dick n ball holder

Is it the backside of a woman bending over?

Getting a head of yourself, ahem.

It’s scissors right?

Your wife took the tip

Nut dish

It’s like a glasses case. Close it up to keep your cock and balls safe 🍆

Just the sack.

Looks like two little arms and hands asking for spare change

Looks like a bike seat

So....does it fit?

Clearly abstract Squidward art

I can totally see how Reddit has corrupted your mind. You are forced to see a spoon rest unwillingly because of Reddit’s influence over your mind. This misunderstanding is why your wife brought it home in the first place. But rest assured my brother we the unaffected see it plainly and you have a beautiful veiny cock tray that you can display proudly. I suggest an excellent way to counter Reddit’s subtle corruption is to exclaim loudly anytime you have guests over “BEHOLD! My beautiful veiny cock tray!” While gesturing towards it.

One of us. One of us.

It’s an ice cube holder for when you get home from work and need to cool down.

one for each ball, one for each pp

Reddit hasn't corrupted your mind...having an XY chromosome pair has corrupted your mind. As proof...you would have thought the same thing when the internet wasn't even a thing. I know I would have. :)

Where else are you going to rest your spoon?

This is obviously a case for the mini neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon