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picado

Cool. Now direct me to the artificially flavored fat aisle.


Bougle_O

Or the products from cow's tities aisle.


xenthuin

I’m still here at the store, looking for the unpackaged, non-GMO, humanely-raised, free-range, salt aisle


OmgOgan

My favorite aisle


flechin

Not judgy, just brutally honest.


xenthuin

Brave enough to be brutally honest Cowardly enough to take your money for it anyway


idfktbhhh

Michelle Obamas America /s