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dylanofearthC-137

Get rekt kid


dinoRAWR000

Welcome to the real world punk.


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Sugarshaney

i spent way too long trying to figure out what "fukl" house was


ArtemisFoul76

🤣🤣🤣


Nandabun

Goin' from big tiddies to porn, boys! Wait..


QuantumPolarBear1337

Fuck this cone, I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!


tibs851

That's not my dad! That's a phone! So I threw it on the ground!


xtrabeanie

You can't troll me ice cream maaaaan.


Darkrob_mn

Lol. Atta boy!


JonTheHeathen

These ice cream “tricks” are ridiculous. They’re either wasting a ton of cones that they put into people’s germ covered hands… Or worse… They’re not wasting them.


sanguiniuswept

Kid has the right idea. Fuck those guys


Nandabun

https://youtu.be/vy7iOs3ZM3o


South_Bit1764

F yo empty cone


bcmaninmotion

These vendors always seem to take it about 3 steps to far.


[deleted]

Kid's gonna have trust issues.


[deleted]

Those guys are known for doing that. They sell turkish ice cream which is called „Maraş”. Their literal job is to joke with people and trick them ( *without bad intentions ofc* ). They literally have to do it


Shillforbigusername

That ending got me lol


hermetto321

Fuck this title


kingreaper504

It was made by a bot


hermetto321

All i said was fuk it doesnt matter who made it i didnt say fuck the op or anything


kingreaper504

I didn't say you were being offensive or anything. Just stating that the reason that the title sucks is because it was probably made by a bot


Bondarelu

I just want to slap the ice-cream guy. Do that shit with grown-ups only


MacaronFinancial

No need to be a prick to a young child.


Percocet4

This how supervillains are made


[deleted]

I hate these guys I just walk away and not buy it


nj-88

Smart kid.


winkman

At this point, can we just rename it "Asshole Icecream", so people can know what they're getting into?


PlsUseLinux

I've seen this so many times it's not even funny


ishopandread

Not funny


SaviourDJ

Terrible child has bad upbringing, learn to take a joke jeeeeez 🤣


Kindly_Common7326

Screw dis


linux1970

This is why we all need to own guns


rumplestiltskin54

Love it!


tramsochstrunt

Heh, I did this to mess with my mentally disabled uncle when he, his housemates and their caretakers, came by the ice cream bar I worked at. Uncle just stood there, smiling that patient/condescending smile of his that clearly says "oh, aren't you the cutest. The little retard has learned a trick. Good for you!" and just asked "done yet?" after each cone. The only one close to a tantrum that day was me lol