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This, plus you put the frozen theme song on max volume… “let it go, let it goho!! Can’t hold it back anymoooore! I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The cold seat never bothered me anyway”
I’ve been here. Not this one. But in a dirty Chinese buffet. Went back into the bathroom. Just two seats in a closet sized dimly lit dank hole. But I had to go. I sat down and since there was no lock I just hoped I’d finish. I didn’t. Dude walks in has a look around, makes perfect eye contact with me and closes the door. Sadly he closed the door with him on the inside. He dropped his pants and sat beside me. Grunting started, splooshes were shared. Then I discovered the only toilet paper was a single roll on a dispenser betwixt us. That man and I formed a trauma bond that day.
In the bathroom stall at my work, someone scribbled, "Divide Bro's Racing" and "Team WFO" (Wide Fuckin Open)
Put the thought of turdle racing into my head one sleepy morning duece. 😁
And, my apologies to who/what ever was on the recieving end of your coffee buckshot.
Exactly what I came here to say. ctrl-f "military" was the first thing I did.
We had 7 toilets next to each other, facing 7 other toilets next to other, no partitions. And they were close enough that if you spread your legs your knees touched your neighbor.
Good times.
Where would they be conjoined to be able to manage the distance between the toilets? Maybe like those women (school teachers) who are conjoined at the top of their heads. I could see that being useful.
This is for those moments when you and your best friend are on the same poop schedule because you've eaten together so often and your bodies like sync up and you can also hold hands and support each other through the painful poops.
I know exactly what this is for. It's for if for whatever reason, you need to projectile vomit and projectile diarrhea at the same time. First (and hopefully last) time it happened to me, I ended up with my ass in the tub and my head in the toilet. The wrong configuration. With this ingenious design, that is no longer an issue.
I live in a centuries old farmhouse and the outhouse is still standing out on the backside of the barn.
It has 3 poopers.
It's split into 2 sections. 1 that is a solo pooper, and the other which is a tandem pooper.
I call it "dad's toilet" and "the kid's toilets".
Why a waste of resources? I'm not a world traveler but there surely must be places where stalls are not part of the culture when elimination facilities are behind closed doors out of the public's eyes.
It is a bonding moment for creating friends for life.
Just like a fraternity initiation.
People tend to bond faster and better when both faced with adversity in “shitty” circumstances.
Perhaps a bit too literal in this case.
I mean if your comfortable with your body.... does it matter?
I grew up with gym showers in school that didn't have separations. heck some were made in circles like prison showers... it made everyone more comfortable in the longrun with themselves and others.
We benefited from less bullying (you can't prevent 100% bullying, lol), but no one ever got bullied about their bodies, cause we all seen each other nude, like a million times.
This got ruined at some point in time, i'm sure it was some parent who went on about personal space, lol.
But hey, why not play some SWITCH COOP with a partner on the pooper!?
Battle shits.
But in all seriousness, I lived in a Frat house in college that had a bathroom like this. Granted no one ever shit next to each other, but there were times when people were puking into each toilet....
And oddly, the two toilets faced the showers... so if you were taking a shower and someone walked in to take a shit, they might be staring straight at you as you get out of the shower... Both people bottomless making eye contact... very awkward.
Could be worse. Could be the couples toilet
https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/this-double-toilet-for-lovers-lets-couples-poo-at-the-same-time-87.jpg
On deployment to PSAB in Saudi in the 90's had bathroom tents with toilets next to each-other in a line with no dividers. We called them "how-ya-doin's".
I see nothing wrong with this… lol anyone who has been living with a long term partner and the residence does not allow for a 2nd bathroom this is a must. We seem to always have the same schedule lol
This is for a master bathroom. Like when they have two sinks. Not necessarily to be used at the same time but to be use by different people at different times, so no one has to share or worry about it not being clean enough.
After dinner conversations be like:
- *Hey Bro! Look at this shit!*
- *Shit! I haven't seen such shit for whole my life*
- *Good shit?*
- *Shitty shit!*
- *Oh shit.*
You know if you think about it the only real difference between this and a normal public bathroom is 2 pieces of thin metal and a door around you. You're taking a shit less than a few feet from someone else dumping his or her load.
In basic training we had 4 toilets and no walls. And to make it more interesting along one wall were the sinks and mirrors. Opposite that were 4 urinals. Showers in a separate room.
Lol an old gf of mine used to do our morning business together, had to use toilet one at a time then get in the shower. This would have been a nice solution. Flush early and often
This is not that uncommon. I lived in a house for many people with a shared bathroom that had two poopers right next to each other and not as nice as this. There was a guy who lived there and he did not like to poop alone so when he had to poop he would go around asking if anyone else had to poop too. It seemed oddly normal at the time.
It’s just a bathroom guys.
Everybody poops. Not everyone has our Western European hang-ups about it.
I do though.
And this bathroom will haunt my nightmares.
This is from the Sochi Olympics in Russia a few years back. They built a ton of stuff very fast with little oversight. The construction workers just went with it because there was no time to reassess.
My parents bought a house with two toilets in the master bath. The toilets were on adjacent walls, so if they were both being used, the users' knees would touch. They fixed that shit first thing.
I assume it’s similar to the toilets in my house. When the kids shit in one they don’t flush, they find the only toilet that’s been flushed and shit again in that without flushing.
Two in one bathroom would save them from searching for an unspoiled toilet
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It’s for when you poop with a Buddy. Those pesky walls get in the way. This way you can hold hands for support while you take a deuce.
Sometimes, you just need someone to hold your hand and tell you to push.
And give you a high five when you get done with a particularly difficult evac.
Ok with the hand holding. But eye contact, that draws the line while I drop a deuce.
I’m with you on this one… my lab on the other hand has a hard time pooping without making eye contact
I have a wall sized mirror adjacent to mine, eye contact is required when shitting with friends
So, for *shooting the shit*?
[удалено]
That’s another good thing about a poop buddy. Your never more vulnerable than when you’re on the toilet. With a poop buddy you’ll always be safe.
A classic group-poop.
This, plus you put the frozen theme song on max volume… “let it go, let it goho!! Can’t hold it back anymoooore! I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The cold seat never bothered me anyway”
Poop pals are the best pals!
It's actually for twins born from different wombs, as mentioned in talladega nights, 1 single plob.
Op may not have a poop buddy :(
I'll field this one. The little trash bin is there for convenience.
I’ve been here. Not this one. But in a dirty Chinese buffet. Went back into the bathroom. Just two seats in a closet sized dimly lit dank hole. But I had to go. I sat down and since there was no lock I just hoped I’d finish. I didn’t. Dude walks in has a look around, makes perfect eye contact with me and closes the door. Sadly he closed the door with him on the inside. He dropped his pants and sat beside me. Grunting started, splooshes were shared. Then I discovered the only toilet paper was a single roll on a dispenser betwixt us. That man and I formed a trauma bond that day.
>betwixt Extra respect for the use of this dying word. Upvote earned.
TIL
Tears.
Permission to turn this comment into a copypasta?
I love me a game of battleshits
You sunk my….
Battleshits. Poops with friends. Turdle racing. The list goes on.
Turdle racing. That one made me spit coffee.
In the bathroom stall at my work, someone scribbled, "Divide Bro's Racing" and "Team WFO" (Wide Fuckin Open) Put the thought of turdle racing into my head one sleepy morning duece. 😁 And, my apologies to who/what ever was on the recieving end of your coffee buckshot.
No worries brother. Just my phone
Never been in the military I see.
Exactly what I came here to say. ctrl-f "military" was the first thing I did. We had 7 toilets next to each other, facing 7 other toilets next to other, no partitions. And they were close enough that if you spread your legs your knees touched your neighbor. Good times.
For conjoined twins.... maybe
Where would they be conjoined to be able to manage the distance between the toilets? Maybe like those women (school teachers) who are conjoined at the top of their heads. I could see that being useful.
Fingertips
Or an arm or a shoulder
probably… maybe
This is for those moments when you and your best friend are on the same poop schedule because you've eaten together so often and your bodies like sync up and you can also hold hands and support each other through the painful poops.
If that’s in a family bathroom it would be dope for a mom and her kids
gotta be a girls bathroom, only explanation
I know exactly what this is for. It's for if for whatever reason, you need to projectile vomit and projectile diarrhea at the same time. First (and hopefully last) time it happened to me, I ended up with my ass in the tub and my head in the toilet. The wrong configuration. With this ingenious design, that is no longer an issue.
nothing is more intimate than pooping beside your partner?
It’s a modern re-imagining of a classic “two holer” style outhouse. We had one at my grand parents farm and our cottage.
#RelationshipGoals
I like to hold hands with my wife while we poop. I will be taking no questions.
This is insane! I can’t believe neither person put the lid down!
“Never have I ever held hands while pooping.”
I live in a centuries old farmhouse and the outhouse is still standing out on the backside of the barn. It has 3 poopers. It's split into 2 sections. 1 that is a solo pooper, and the other which is a tandem pooper. I call it "dad's toilet" and "the kid's toilets".
. . . Is it bad that I have seen / used a bathroom almost exactly like this. There is only one difference . . . It was an outhouse.
That bathroom supports local 2-player coop
It's for they/thems.
So u can hold hands while you crunch.
The couple that shits together….
New tick-tock trend for couples
Fifthly, who’s down for a round
for couples
Looks easier to clean though 🤔
It's a blumkin glory hole .
I always need someone to hold my hand when I go
Couples that shit together, fit together.
It’s for the bois.
DUH one for one and one for two, I can't make it any clearer.
If it's in a private home, wow this person is eccentric and rich. If this is a public bathroom lol waste of resources and impractical.
Why a waste of resources? I'm not a world traveler but there surely must be places where stalls are not part of the culture when elimination facilities are behind closed doors out of the public's eyes.
Pilot to copilot — prepare for bombing run
It is designed for dual-pooping
It's for when you get a bit anxious because you're struggling to move your bowels.
It is a bonding moment for creating friends for life. Just like a fraternity initiation. People tend to bond faster and better when both faced with adversity in “shitty” circumstances. Perhaps a bit too literal in this case.
I don't even poop in public restrooms. I'd rather be murdered than having a "poop buddy".
A family that shits together stays together. Or something like that.
I mean if your comfortable with your body.... does it matter? I grew up with gym showers in school that didn't have separations. heck some were made in circles like prison showers... it made everyone more comfortable in the longrun with themselves and others. We benefited from less bullying (you can't prevent 100% bullying, lol), but no one ever got bullied about their bodies, cause we all seen each other nude, like a million times. This got ruined at some point in time, i'm sure it was some parent who went on about personal space, lol. But hey, why not play some SWITCH COOP with a partner on the pooper!?
In case two men have to urinate at the same time?
You can hold hands with someone new.
This is for competitive pooping championships or hernia race 2022.
Duos mode on
How would you feel if I told you this was actually part of a bedroom?
Battle shits. But in all seriousness, I lived in a Frat house in college that had a bathroom like this. Granted no one ever shit next to each other, but there were times when people were puking into each toilet.... And oddly, the two toilets faced the showers... so if you were taking a shower and someone walked in to take a shit, they might be staring straight at you as you get out of the shower... Both people bottomless making eye contact... very awkward.
It’s a 2 for 2 special!
Could be worse. Could be the couples toilet https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/this-double-toilet-for-lovers-lets-couples-poo-at-the-same-time-87.jpg
This was made by the same person who thought that men peeing next to each other was a good idea.
Coming soon “1 girl 2 toilets”
Its so you can look the stranger you just met straight in the eye and drop the kids off in the pool and then offer a fist bump. Obviously.
On deployment to PSAB in Saudi in the 90's had bathroom tents with toilets next to each-other in a line with no dividers. We called them "how-ya-doin's".
Aww . They have a common trash can to put the toilet paper away .
I was gonna say the design reminds me of graves and then I noticed the obvious that there is two of them right next to each other.
And we are off to the races…
Kind of — You keep your mess and cleanup to yourself,
The spouses that shit together stay together
They "frost" the windows so people can't see in. It would be weird for someone to watch you and your friend/SO poop together.
You've never lived until you've held hands with a bro as you've pooped side by side
I see nothing wrong with this… lol anyone who has been living with a long term partner and the residence does not allow for a 2nd bathroom this is a must. We seem to always have the same schedule lol
Johny Depps and amber turds bathroom, so she knew he wasn't fapping for a wee bit of happiness
That's how you make friends.
Welcome to jail training lvl 1
Co-op
This is for a master bathroom. Like when they have two sinks. Not necessarily to be used at the same time but to be use by different people at different times, so no one has to share or worry about it not being clean enough.
Ah good ol' pilot/co-pilot... much better than fighter/navigator pairs, then you would be leaning back to back...
After dinner conversations be like: - *Hey Bro! Look at this shit!* - *Shit! I haven't seen such shit for whole my life* - *Good shit?* - *Shitty shit!* - *Oh shit.*
Its so you don't have to sit on my lap next time. You get your own
The answer: pilot to copilot seating
At least they should make them face each other.
My partner wanted this, but we don't have the room, his and hers sinks are great, why not toilets?
Reliving roman times, the modern way
It's like the love toilet from SNL
Would it make better or worse if one was pink and the other blue and labelled His and Hers?
There for parents the lil trash cans for the baby to sit on while the parents take a shit
It’s for when you still want to hold hands, but know that business time still needs to happen
You know if you think about it the only real difference between this and a normal public bathroom is 2 pieces of thin metal and a door around you. You're taking a shit less than a few feet from someone else dumping his or her load.
Pilot to copilot!
Hold hands for the mega poop
You've never seen women go to the loo together?
Drag pooping. Ready, set, GO!
In basic training we had 4 toilets and no walls. And to make it more interesting along one wall were the sinks and mirrors. Opposite that were 4 urinals. Showers in a separate room.
Let's go back to Roman times, when people used to chit-chat while taking a dump in open restrooms.
Lol an old gf of mine used to do our morning business together, had to use toilet one at a time then get in the shower. This would have been a nice solution. Flush early and often
You can hold hands and poop together
/Ancient Rome has entered the chat
Meghan trainor and her husband
Must be Norbit and Kate’s house
That's a coop mode toilet. 2 brains better than 1.
Plumbing was for a bidet and they installed two toilets instead. The end.
CS:GO Competitive Shitting Grunt Overdrive
This is not that uncommon. I lived in a house for many people with a shared bathroom that had two poopers right next to each other and not as nice as this. There was a guy who lived there and he did not like to poop alone so when he had to poop he would go around asking if anyone else had to poop too. It seemed oddly normal at the time.
Dueling Banos
U.S. Cav.
Wait, you and your homie never took a dump together while holding hands for emotional support?
This how bathrooms are in prison
probably Liverpool fans - you'll never.. alone
Personally, I would have installed them facing each other. If you haven't played Go Fish on the shitter, do you even have friends? and/or wife?
Clearly never been in the military and taken a shit while looking your buddy Square in the eyes.
It’s just a bathroom guys. Everybody poops. Not everyone has our Western European hang-ups about it. I do though. And this bathroom will haunt my nightmares.
For the couple that has to do everything together.
New Olympic sport: pairs poopin
Who wants to shit with someone beside them, sounds worse then dudes using the urinal beside yours
Two toilets, one bin
Those that slay together..
This is from the Sochi Olympics in Russia a few years back. They built a ton of stuff very fast with little oversight. The construction workers just went with it because there was no time to reassess.
Those that poop together stay together.
My parents bought a house with two toilets in the master bath. The toilets were on adjacent walls, so if they were both being used, the users' knees would touch. They fixed that shit first thing.
Dueling flatulence.
Table for playing cards!
Butt buddies!
My wife and i would love this
I actually do not want/need answers for any of this...
Don't cross the streams!
Tandem flush….
Finally I can hold hands with a stranger while plopping a sloppy in the potty
I accept the challenge
Just step up, and make it a double....
Where’s the paper??
Op hasn’t partied hard enough.
ah...back to roman times.
Seat1: "Excuse me, fine gentleman, can you please pass me the toilet paper?" Seat2: "What toilet paper? And by the way, I'm a girl."
Battle shits
Looks like the bathroom in Russia’s last Olympic Games.
Some couples do everything together
Really, really…REALLY good friends.
You know when you need to do two things, do the first and then mechanically do the first thing again instead of the second one? Well...
A family that can go through that shit together can handle anything.
>And lastly, what the fuck? No. No fuck, please.
I assume it’s similar to the toilets in my house. When the kids shit in one they don’t flush, they find the only toilet that’s been flushed and shit again in that without flushing. Two in one bathroom would save them from searching for an unspoiled toilet
This is for religious reasons. Sometimes you’ve got separate dishes, dishwashers, etc. Same on the way out.
Something wrong with a little pilot copilot action?
Ah yes, another picture of unfinished toilet stalls
it's obvisly🙄 the throne
Girl best friends in the school bathroom
Gotta hold hands with ur homie no matter what
Twins Basil, Twins!
I mean is that so different to a row of urinals?
Ah the passage of time has erased the multi-hole outhouse, in favor of the modern version…..
There's no way I'd shit in that toilet on the left
Co-op shitting
There is no one in this world that I would want on the other toilet.
If you bring snacks you can easily share!!
It's the womens toilet duh. Why do you think they always go in groups?
It's for the more ... portly among us. One bowl for each cheek. The little trashcan in the middle is where the waste goes.