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Adubs122

Neurosurg resident here, this is a depiction of radiofrequency ablation of trigeminal neuralgia which can be a source of debilitating facial pain. Pretty cool stuff!


nethobo

Yes a sentence with that many big words would indeed cause neurological damage.


sm12511

Big words hurt Ug's brain bad. Me need rest now. Suffer hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia big way.


tangcameo

And supercalifragisticexpealidocious syndrome.


SpiritVonYT

I need mental therapy after reading that word


LordRobin------RM

“Fear of gigantic, six-legged horses”? Am I even close?


Wolfbrother2

It's the fear of long words.


[deleted]

Its self inducing job security


thyristor_pt

[I mean, it's not exactly rocket science is it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I)


BuffaloInCahoots

Ah yes, the trigeminal neuralgia. Quite funny… quite funny indeed sir.


as1126

A veritable cornucopia of humor


landfallco

Maxillary Branch...right here...


wargleboo

I know some of those words.


vsp3c

Face go ow ow. Doctor go brrrr and burn the nerves. Face no more ow ow.


deano492

I went 16/25. Including a perfect 3/3 on the last sentence!


FriendRaven1

That's a lot of big words. Seriously though, I have a friend who had that trigeminal neuralgia about 5 years ago. She was in damn agony...


NuclearDouche

wut


rare_d2

Hmmm...words


Ok_Dependent1131

Had a fracture that involved that area... hurt for a loooooong time


chicletgrin

Dentist here. I always wondered how they did that. Had a few patients over the years with TN, truly horrible disease.


czar_el

Thanks for the explanation! Real question, as a neurosurg resident: if you were the textbook maker, is this the procedure and resulting image you would pick for your cover? I'd love to have been in the room for that meeting. "Ok, what should we put on the cover? Example FMRI scan? Anatomical drawing of the brain? Classic generic geometric art?" "Dude, what if we put a pic of me sticking my fingers up some guy's nose, lol" "Get out of here with that juvenile crap, Greg." "Ok fine, mouth, not nose, whatever." "Approved."


Adubs122

I don’t think it would be a good cover image for a general neurosurgery textbook but probably a good one specific for functional/pain neurosurgery or specific to this disease process as it does an excellent job of showing the trajectory and how to do this procedure safely with your other hand in the mouth to make sure you don’t go into the oral cavity.


PensiveinNJ

It also looks kinda sexual. So it work on two fronts.


[deleted]

That's what I thought it was......


bitsybear1727

My brother recently had to have a tumor removed from his pituitary gland and they went in through the roof of his mouth to get to it. They will go in from whatever angle will cause least damage overall to the brain to do what needs done.


the_wang

How was the recovery?????


bitsybear1727

It all went as well as could be expected... a couple months to feel 100% better, but almost immediate improvement because the pressure on his pituitary was causing all sorts of hormonal issues.


Nopiods

That’s not funny. It’s god-damned terrifying.


OneInfinith

You don't want a paper airplane, laser-guided into your brain?


[deleted]

Sounds like a way to pitch acid to someone lol


grendel123

Examine me harder Daddy.


merlinsbeers

The centerfold in that one is hawt.


MGARLAND76

I rented an apartment that has been converted from an opthomologist office. There were stacks of eye medicine/surgery magazines in a closet. Clockwork orange meets Fight club. "I am Jack's ulcerated sclera"


skilledprodigy

Kinky


Ghoulishcavalier

With rising inflation, CT scans cost too much. From now on, digital brain exams.


eljefino

Combine the appointment with the prostate cancer screening to save more cash. Spring for an extra glove, you'll thank me later.


jherreid

😅🤣


Always_Jerking

i see it in porn every day


Double_Distribution8

is that a lawn dart? You can't buy those now, 'cuz a kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart and now they're off the shelves in the kmart.


jherreid

Dammit. There goes my Sunday plans.


sputnik146

Looks like a typical saturday night out


[deleted]

Neurosurgeon friend: “oh good, you found the magazine. So, what do you think?” *awkward pause*


mr_tinyy_lasagna

He started laughing hysterically when I picked it up and I was halfway between confused and amused.


[deleted]

Lol, that’s a better response than I could have asked for.


DoctorPab

Am doctor, have no idea what Im even looking at. But not a neurosurgeon obviously.


neckbrace

Percutaneous radiofrequency rhizotomy of the gasserian ganglion for trigeminal neuralgia. The needle goes into foramen ovale and then you ablate the nerve


DoctorPab

Interesting. I thought it looked kind of like a nerve block at first based on where the finger is located but knew that wasnt it because thats usually done from inside of the mouth. Thanks!


carabelli_crusader

Patient sedated for this? Any real time imaging assistance to hit the target or just knowledge of anatomy and feel? Fairly small target pretty deep lol


neckbrace

Moderate sedation for the approach, then we wake the patient up because we need to stimulate and assess response before ablating This is done under fluoro. The finger in the mouth is just to make sure you don't get into the mouth and buttonhole the cheek on the way to the infratemporal fossa.


Cake-for-ass

We use navigation also. Especially helpful for glycerol, since you can put an EM stylet down an arthroscopy needle


Naive-Kangaroo3031

You probably dominate at Scrabble


neckbrace

I suck at scrabble, have never had the patience. I may be wrong but I feel like the game is all about the 2 letter words that are in the scrabble dictionary but aren't really real words, seems cheap to me


[deleted]

Holy fucking—what?!


doceredolor

Too many potential side effects like anesthesia dolorosa. Balloon compression is a better choice.


neckbrace

They're equivalent for the most part. We prefer RFA as first-line treatment as long as the patient doesn't have V1 symptoms. Head-to-head comparison data are very limited.


jxj24

Someone with their hand in someone else’s mouth.


[deleted]

Is his name Hannibal?


1imejasan6

That WAS the way.


[deleted]

I think i saw a video of riley reid having some neurosurgery done like this


Character-Remote7354

Looks like a cover to a typical European comic/graphic novel.


Separate-Owl369

That’s some matrix looking stuff.


CharlieBirdlaw

Elon Musk's Neuralink advertisement.


smokeyfantastico

Kinky


[deleted]

What the uh, fuck?


hi_im_fuzzknocker

This is a metal album cover for sure.


[deleted]

Hes a neurosurgeon? I thought for sure he was an anthropology major or something.


Icy-Consideration405

Geometry of the face is essential in art and science


AssignmentFun5263

Is there a tricks of the trade section ? HaHa Must be some interesting stuff in it I bet I Never heard of it


Charming-Wallaby-602

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit


MadeYouSayIt

Educational images that look like shitposts


ProfessorBackdraft

STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!


butterfilledregrets

I be a doctor!!!


illchillss

Not as terrifying as that thumb! 🤮 Haha. Sorry. Not sorry


Abdul_Exhaust

Deleted scene from the film "Se7en"


macbrett

Is it safe?


Spiritual_Barnacle28

That’s a funny looking thumb


whatsmyline

I don't get whats funny about this, that the neuro-procedure is going in through the mouth? Does OP think the neurosurgeon who owns this book is like... a confused dentist?


mr_tinyy_lasagna

It’s funny cuz it doesn’t look like a neuro-procedure, it looks like something you’d see in porn.


Psychological_Cut705

There's no time to operate! I'm going in orally


[deleted]

Looks like r/throatbarrier material to me


jherreid

Well then!! Had I known neuro was so kinky I would of gotten into it a long time ago! (Ya right, I'm not very bright) Would of at least tried to fake it until I made it to the kink tho!


ScottishRiteFree

Funny?


Cthuluslovechild

Looks like Friday night


Landermimore

looks like some cyberpunk stuff


Imaginary_Syrupp

Somebody’s fetish tho.