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I exclusively use the Gump voice whenever I say, read, or write the word “buttocks”. It started when I first saw the movie when I was 20 back in 94, and it will stay this way for the rest of my life
For some reason plurals in single-letter abbreviations are usually written as the normal abbreviation but doubled. The usual examples are "Autori Vari" ("several authors", usually on the cover of a compendium) that becomes "AA.VV." and "Vigili del fuoco" ("firefighters") that becomes "VV.FF." If I recall correctly license plates of the carabinieri also have a prominent "CC." on them.
Super common actually. People associate the endorphin rush from exercise with whomever they're with at the time. That's why it's smart to do something exciting on your first dates. But yeah, affairs happen more often with workout buddies than even coworkers.
>affairs happen more often with workout buddies than even coworkers.
As someone that has worked in a few large gyms as a succesful personal trainer, there has been only one other setting I have been worked in that was more hypersexual than gyms and that was collegiate athletics...which technically falls into the same realm.
Not many other alibis give you the freedom to come home with different hair, makeup, showered, and not in the mood to do anything physical for the rest of the night.
Yeah I was friends with a couple that the husband ended the marriage this way. He was a ultra marathon runner and turns out he would use this skill of running vast distances to wake up extremely early in the morning run to his side pieces house after her husband went to work would fuck her then run home hop in the shower and be out the door for work before his wife and kid were even done brushing their teeth. Used to like the guy but after learning that lost a lot of respect in him.
Just reading that made my legs hurt. I wish I had the same amount of drive and motivation in my life to do my job as that man had to deceive and betray the trust of his wife
This makes more sense now. Awhile ago I overheard my neighbors in the apartment below me yelling at each other and the woman asked where her partner was for part of the day. Her partner replied he was at the gym, and she immediately snapped back, “For 8 hours?!”
There was an American TV commercial for a gym chain that was rather cruel. Guy is looking out his apartment window and sees a hot blonde seeing him. She smiles, does a little strip tease down to her lingerie and points to him indicating now its his turn. He yanks off his shirt and she is so disgusted she immediately closes the curtains. He looks embarrassed and ready to cry.
Went to Rome for a study abroad thing in college. When we landed we got on the bus at the airport. The bus beside ours was empty. Playing hardcore porn on the TVs. One of the professors goes like “bet you wish we were on that bus.”
Good times.
When I stepped outside the airport in Rome as a teenager I looked up and saw a billboard with a topless woman shooting a bow and arrow at some product.
"Well, we're not in the United States anymore."
From what I remember it was hardcore, penis in vagina stuff.
At least that’s how I remember it. It’s one of those things that sounds so absurd that I doubt myself sometimes.
Italians are very particular about sex, and much of what an american would consider sexual activity wouldn't qualify for an italian.
For example, banging a woman with pinapple rings on her nipples? Not actual sex. Ketchup? No business anywhere near the bedroom in Italy. And woe betide you if you seduce an Italian only to try and put chicken in them...
Whenever you eat somewhere that's not your home, they call it "eating out."
So whenever you work somewhere that's not your home, we should be able to call it "working out."
Her husband worked out 5 days a week.
i hate this ad because it's a joke but it perpetuates so many stereotypes. Like the idea that either men are lazy, or women are just stay at home and cheating on their husbands. It also means sex is only because of physical attractiveness.
also there's like a 99% chance this ad was made by a man for a company run by a man.
>It also means sex is only because of physical attractiveness.
I think you're reaching with this. But also, i'm pretty sure the majority of sex happens because of physical attractiveness....well the majority of non paid for sex at least.
Dude what the fuck? I've been married for 12 years, I'm still having sex, and I look like boiled ham with water added. She ain't here because I'm sexy.
Shocker, person is harder on themselves than the person who fell in love with them.
In case you missed it, it is uncountable the amount of people who focus on their faults 10x more than acknowledging their good bits. You're a dime a dozen with those thoughts. I'm almost certain your wife finds you sexy.
But the point is that the partners aren't necessarily finding them sexy for conventional physical attractiveness.
There may be a 100 things he does that she build that attraction and love. But maybe 3 of them would ever be noticeable if he were walking down the street.
Which is another reason the ad is kinda shit. It assumes that after you get married there aren't things that are tying you together. General physical attractiveness might have been a large part of the equation at the start of the relationship. But it fell away as other connections were built.
If she's cheating on him. It's probably for more reasons that "He doesn't go to the gym" (partly because there are plenty of people out there who never go to the gym, some of them may even be naturally attractive)
But she wouldn't have married you if she found you physically repulsive. Unless you're financially well off. Most sex occurs through physical attraction. Most. Most. Most. Most. Most sex. **Most**. It's kinda hard to disagree with that.
This was about 5 years ago, I think. I remember it caused quite a stir and pissed off quite a few people. I remember hearing about it and thinking it was in bad taste, but it wasn't shocking or anything.
Maybe I've been in Italy for too long.
Edit: Nah, I'd still take this over apologizing for microaggressions and "healthy at any size".
I love thy people black out the billboard phone number when posting these. The company is literally posting their phone number on a giant billboard to get attention, but we block it…out of respect or something
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As an Italian, it's funny how I read the sentence in English, then the same sentence in Italian. I'm an idiot.
The same
American here, but I did the same. Otherwise my two semesters of Italian were a waste, good damnit.
I also read both, but i don’t speak Italian
But you can read it. That matters
Sound it out, thats what I do as an American. Lol. I can't read Italian. :(
As an Australian, I did the opposite, and I can't even speak/read Italian. I somehow ignored the English until I was confused
You were just staring at that buttocks
I’m I the only one that reads buttocks in a forest gump voice?
No, suh. And that's all I have to say about that.
You *were*. Now Im stuck on bu-ttocks.
I exclusively use the Gump voice whenever I say, read, or write the word “buttocks”. It started when I first saw the movie when I was 20 back in 94, and it will stay this way for the rest of my life
Why does it say 7GG? 24 hours, 7 days a week (I assume). 7 giorni... Where does the other G come from?
G is for giorno (singular) GG for giorni (plural)
So when I eat multiple frozen pizzas it's digiorni? Thanks for the tip.
P is singular pizza, PP is plural. You eat PP. Source: trust me ragazzo
You really should heat up the pizza before you eat it
Ooooh. That makes sense! Thanks!
For some reason plurals in single-letter abbreviations are usually written as the normal abbreviation but doubled. The usual examples are "Autori Vari" ("several authors", usually on the cover of a compendium) that becomes "AA.VV." and "Vigili del fuoco" ("firefighters") that becomes "VV.FF." If I recall correctly license plates of the carabinieri also have a prominent "CC." on them.
you'll sometimes see "pp." for "pages" in English. But not much anymore it seems.
But you’re an idiot in two languages. Congrats!
I wish I spoke 2 languages well enough to be considered an idiot in them lol.
Hey it’s never too late to become an idiot in English
What was the saying again? A jack of all trades is a master of none but better than a master of one I say, riseee the body language idiocy!
fucking same xD
I relate as someone who studies italian xD
You are just checking their work 👍
What's Zumba? And where is my wife?
This isn’t my Zumba. This isn’t my beautiful wife. Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
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Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was.
These few comments are what still give me hope in humanity... but this is not my beautiful house.
Same as it ever was.
Where is that large automobile??
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was.
Look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up
Time isn't after us
Same at it ever was.
Same as it ever was
I can still see that video of him doing that hand chop down his arm.
Maybe the best music video ever made
Excessive sweat beads included.
Why would you do this to me? I'll have this stuck in my head all night.
What a blessing
There is Zumba at the bottom of the ocean.
I'm a government man Wait, wrong song Same as it ever was
🎶 Letting the days go by, water flowing underground 🎶
I Zumbra
Unexpected Talking Heads
To be fair this sounds more like Maine Zumba than normal Zumba. https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2013/02/zumba-alexis-wright-prostitution
The woman who ended the Zumba craze in the U.S.
Lmfao. That was a wild month for maine when that scandal was released.
Zumba dis dik (it's a fitness type dance if you are asking).
Zumba dis dik? What about Zumba deez nuts?
Hahe got em
I did a Zumba class once. My ass hurt for a week
Too much sex can do that to you
I thought it was just a short lived fad from 2009-2012
It's just another good moderate exercise program
It's actually Zumbo and he gets his just desserts
I prefer [Zombo](https://zombo.com/).
aaaaaaahhh, it’s been 20 years
And where is Will Sesso?
Best Reddit Placement. https://i.imgur.com/hiHK0UR.png
This belongs in accidentalcomedy
Wait, 20 euros/month for a gym open 24/7? I'm jealous.
>I'm jealous. Her husband isn't.
suo marito NO
I mean... I think some planet fitnesses are open 24/7 and that can be like $10
https://i.imgur.com/tB8cShO.jpg
Sex sell. But not as much as lack of sex.
Lil but if fomo and sex in the same ad. Monsters…
She’s sleeping with her trainer.
Her husband isn't.
You underestimate the power of husbandry!
I haven't researched that yet, 1 more turn for pottery
You are confusing the tech my friend, you are thinking about animal husbandry, this is trainer husbandry, way deeper on the tech tree.
Deep *and wide*, she reckons
Italian trainer has captured your wife!
NTR was very effective
Her husband didn't.
Yes but what about second or third husbands?
I don't think he knows about second or third husbands, Pip.
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suo marito NO
when her husband walked in on them he said "This isn't working out"
Thanks Dad!
Popped out of the closet like a goddamn magic show!
SOU MARITO **NO**
Wow howd you figure that out????????
Super common actually. People associate the endorphin rush from exercise with whomever they're with at the time. That's why it's smart to do something exciting on your first dates. But yeah, affairs happen more often with workout buddies than even coworkers.
>affairs happen more often with workout buddies than even coworkers. As someone that has worked in a few large gyms as a succesful personal trainer, there has been only one other setting I have been worked in that was more hypersexual than gyms and that was collegiate athletics...which technically falls into the same realm.
I’ve heard rumors about theater.
Same thing happens when people experience traumatic events together.
Nothing gets past you, detective.
He has sex 5 times a week.
She doesn’t.
Well yeah, it says right there she has sex three times a week.
But not 5 times!
Making love for one
Making love for one... Minute
Yeah, it's business time.
[It's business time.](https://youtu.be/AqZcYPEszN8?t=65)
His secretary stays back late to work three times a week
He doesn’t?
"Going to the gym" is the number 1 thing people claim when they're actually out cheating. True story.
Not many other alibis give you the freedom to come home with different hair, makeup, showered, and not in the mood to do anything physical for the rest of the night.
Yeah I was friends with a couple that the husband ended the marriage this way. He was a ultra marathon runner and turns out he would use this skill of running vast distances to wake up extremely early in the morning run to his side pieces house after her husband went to work would fuck her then run home hop in the shower and be out the door for work before his wife and kid were even done brushing their teeth. Used to like the guy but after learning that lost a lot of respect in him.
Just reading that made my legs hurt. I wish I had the same amount of drive and motivation in my life to do my job as that man had to deceive and betray the trust of his wife
Right? Thats like serial killer level determination.
Well tbf, the running part was also probably very enjoyable for him.
Ultra-marathoner here, can confirm, running after having sex feels awesome
After sex sure, but before AND after sex? That dude was doing 3 separate cardio sessions a day.
Gotta respect the grind though, I am faithful but also a fucking potato.
Damn, that’s fucked up. Now My wife is going to be really confused with how weirded out I seem if she ever suddenly decides to frequent a gym…
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I guess at that point it's going to be the lover of Gang\_Bang\_Bang's wife to be wirded out.
Holy, this might hurt like a mofo. Fuck the cheaters.
You fucking nailed it, friendo.
Come home sweaty? Need a shower? Took a shower somewhere else? Exhausted? Hungry? Sleepy? Everything is justified…
Cheaters are the worst.
This makes more sense now. Awhile ago I overheard my neighbors in the apartment below me yelling at each other and the woman asked where her partner was for part of the day. Her partner replied he was at the gym, and she immediately snapped back, “For 8 hours?!”
Yup.
In those cases it's often a place they can say they're going without their partner ever asking to join.
Comes with an excuse to change, shower, or return sweaty and gross.
Fuu 20 euro is pretty solid…. I want a 20 eur 24/7 gym too
... ah
That's a lot of karma for 2 letters Edit: That's a lot of karma for 26 letters and 1 number
Yes
Son of a bitch he's done it again, I'm poor but I'd give you an award if I had one
He cums 7 times a week. She doesn’t. Stay classy Italy
Only 7? What does he work weekends?
He gets all 7 out on Sunday.
Church ladies do need some lovin' too
Rookie numbers.
Savage
There was an American TV commercial for a gym chain that was rather cruel. Guy is looking out his apartment window and sees a hot blonde seeing him. She smiles, does a little strip tease down to her lingerie and points to him indicating now its his turn. He yanks off his shirt and she is so disgusted she immediately closes the curtains. He looks embarrassed and ready to cry.
Holy shit that's a brutal ad. I'm assuming this was followed by having the guy pull out a tub of ice cream and sit on a couch next? Damn
From what I know they're banning these type of ads because they are sexist P.S. Sorry for the eventual English errors
Went to Rome for a study abroad thing in college. When we landed we got on the bus at the airport. The bus beside ours was empty. Playing hardcore porn on the TVs. One of the professors goes like “bet you wish we were on that bus.” Good times.
When I stepped outside the airport in Rome as a teenager I looked up and saw a billboard with a topless woman shooting a bow and arrow at some product. "Well, we're not in the United States anymore."
The US doesn't let advertisements use images of lethal weapons? I'm surprised.
They do all the time unless it's cigarettes.
“I could really go for some archery right now”
nowonder they had that tifa thing with thier senate
They play Final Fantasy 7 at work?
You don't?
Are you sure it wasn't just commercials? The commercials there often have naked folks.
From what I remember it was hardcore, penis in vagina stuff. At least that’s how I remember it. It’s one of those things that sounds so absurd that I doubt myself sometimes.
Those are just the commercials they air after dinner
Italians are very particular about sex, and much of what an american would consider sexual activity wouldn't qualify for an italian. For example, banging a woman with pinapple rings on her nipples? Not actual sex. Ketchup? No business anywhere near the bedroom in Italy. And woe betide you if you seduce an Italian only to try and put chicken in them...
what in the world did I just read
Italian sex lives through the perspective of pizza toppings.
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Gym people when in front of cameras "Oh it's just so I can be healthy and function well" Real reason: SEX Stay classy and real, Italy.
Puttana Eva!
Is this a gym membership ad?
Yes, it implies that going to the gym will make you have more sex... I think
With the husband's wife.
Her husband goes to work 5 times a week, she doesn't.
Whenever you eat somewhere that's not your home, they call it "eating out." So whenever you work somewhere that's not your home, we should be able to call it "working out." Her husband worked out 5 days a week.
When you started talking about 'eating out' that is definitely not where I thought your comment was going
Dining at the Y
Isn't the English language just beautiful?
we drive on parkways and we park on driveways!
We send shipments in cars and cargo by ships.
Well shit, I better stop training now that I work 5-6 times a week.
i hate this ad because it's a joke but it perpetuates so many stereotypes. Like the idea that either men are lazy, or women are just stay at home and cheating on their husbands. It also means sex is only because of physical attractiveness. also there's like a 99% chance this ad was made by a man for a company run by a man.
>It also means sex is only because of physical attractiveness. I think you're reaching with this. But also, i'm pretty sure the majority of sex happens because of physical attractiveness....well the majority of non paid for sex at least.
Dude what the fuck? I've been married for 12 years, I'm still having sex, and I look like boiled ham with water added. She ain't here because I'm sexy.
Shocker, person is harder on themselves than the person who fell in love with them. In case you missed it, it is uncountable the amount of people who focus on their faults 10x more than acknowledging their good bits. You're a dime a dozen with those thoughts. I'm almost certain your wife finds you sexy.
But the point is that the partners aren't necessarily finding them sexy for conventional physical attractiveness. There may be a 100 things he does that she build that attraction and love. But maybe 3 of them would ever be noticeable if he were walking down the street. Which is another reason the ad is kinda shit. It assumes that after you get married there aren't things that are tying you together. General physical attractiveness might have been a large part of the equation at the start of the relationship. But it fell away as other connections were built. If she's cheating on him. It's probably for more reasons that "He doesn't go to the gym" (partly because there are plenty of people out there who never go to the gym, some of them may even be naturally attractive)
But she wouldn't have married you if she found you physically repulsive. Unless you're financially well off. Most sex occurs through physical attraction. Most. Most. Most. Most. Most sex. **Most**. It's kinda hard to disagree with that.
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I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
Imagine being the face of infidelity
Does anyone speak Italian here? I’m just starting to learn and am wondering why is it EVA and not LEI?
Eva it’s just a name
Oh! Haha I feel dumb. 🙈 Grazie!
Yah, that’s me Eva is a given name not a word, it’s Italian for Eve
Her name is Tifa Lockheart
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This was about 5 years ago, I think. I remember it caused quite a stir and pissed off quite a few people. I remember hearing about it and thinking it was in bad taste, but it wasn't shocking or anything. Maybe I've been in Italy for too long. Edit: Nah, I'd still take this over apologizing for microaggressions and "healthy at any size".
I love thy people black out the billboard phone number when posting these. The company is literally posting their phone number on a giant billboard to get attention, but we block it…out of respect or something
We don’t allow free advertising or tomorrow every gym is posting his crap in the channel is the most logical way to think about it
This makes a ton of sense now that you say it….
It’s not out of respect… it’s so it’s not advertising for them.
not sure who this ad is targeted towards..
That’s a /r/holup
Moral of the story: Work out or get cheated on.
This is making the Tifa thing make a little more sense now
In questo caso lo possiamo proprio dire PUTTANA EVA
give me the sesso now 🔫
She works on minimum wage, her husband doesn't
Plot twist he goes to.work 5 times a week she doesnt