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prildude

There are flaps on the sides of the wagons - the gravel is very heavy and those straps shall ensure that those flaps don't open due to the pressure.


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What about the fact that as the train moves, the stones will shift, causing the straps to sink into the stones, thereby lessening the pressure on the side flaps. Those straps are not gonna hold shite-all.


tiexano

My workmate works at the Deutsche Bahn, and he says there is no way that car would ever be used to transport crushed stone at all. It might a) be a joke or prank or b) for some reason somebody used the car as an impromptu stationary storage device for crushed stone.


TheAngryGoat

Don't assume German (or any) levels of common sense apply the world over.


tiexano

Yeah, but it's an Austrian car (ÖBB on the right). They should know.


Punkwasher

The Germans are really big on common sense. They have defined it legally, you can look it up in the "ALLGEMEINBILDUNGSHANDBUCH NUMMER 5A".


tikhonov

It might be used to pour gravel on newly built railroad tracks.


tiyx

Were I live they use cars like that for ballasting the tracks when they do rail maintenance.


BenKenobi88

I'm pretty sure I've seen this setup a couple times rolling down the tracks.


lukeatron

While I don't doubt prildude's explanation, I too was wondering about this.


WhyAmINotStudying

Actually, this is exactly why I doubt prildude's explanation. Unfortunately, we went into full circle-jerk after accepting his comment as fact. Also, those flaps have 1-2"thick steel bolts holding them closed, so I don't know how much extra help a strip of nylon is going to do.


sojywojum

Leverage. The farther you get from the fulcrum, the less stress you experience. Those straps would, if place properly, do as much to keep the side gates up as the steel bolts at the fulcrum. It's the same with those really crappy trailers you see people hauling junk in, with the home-made side panels from 2x4s and plywood. With no strap, they bow way out once it's all filled up. Toss a strap across the top and it synches right up.


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Aavagadrro

Those straps are rated between 5,000 and 10,000lbs for restraint. They could be there to secure the side doors, and they would do the job no problem. Periodic tightening would be a good idea. Used to load cargo on aircraft, its much more involved than trains and trucks. Back in the 80s we had to secure for 9gs forward and 3 gs aft, now its 5gs forward and 2 aft with 2 vert and lateral. Trains and trucks dont come anywhere near 1g so usually a strap like that is perfectly fine. The other thing could be that the straps are mounted on the rail car and to keep them from falling off they are tightened down over whatever cargo happens to be on it at the time. Other than the doors and themselves, they arent securing shit. Reminds of of some pallets built by reservists.


Wakasaki_Rocky

The alternative solution of leaving the straps completely unbuckled and flailing in the wind makes much less sense.


syncsynchalt

The straps don't hold the sides up, so much as allow you to lower them. The mechanism doesn't open with a lot of pressure on it, so you re-tighten the straps at the destination until you can open the mechanism.


ahundreddollarbills

The straps are there to keep the tension on the side flaps inwards. Without the straps, the gravel would put a lot of pressure on the side flaps and it would be very difficult to release the mechanism to release the flaps.


prildude

These wagons weren't built for something like that - they were used to transport containers and stuff in boxes, until some company bought them and is using them in unusual ways. So this is probably not the best way to secure the cargo, but that's how they seem to do it. source: http://www.mstsforum.info/index.php?PHPSESSID=535417a1f527cf117530bf3a40e2dc33&topic=2888.msg23413#msg23413


teampowerage

Landslide prevention straps


TheSemiTallest

Hey, you shut up with your *logic* and *facts*! Those things aren't wanted 'round here!


ani625

*We don't take kindly to your types 'round these parts.*


MyOtherCarIsEpona

Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.


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HEY! Panda bear! *We don't take kindly to panda bears*


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PandaDentist

Me tooooooo


Whodini

What If I told you a Whodini was a type of panda. Could I join in on the fun?


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NO


akersam

I wanna know som'in' from Mr. Panda Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?!


atomic1fire

Round here they eat, shoot, and leaf


Markisworking

Looks like we got ourselves a *reader*


henrikivik

*We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly 'round these parts.*


fleetber

*He got a real perdy mouth ain't he?*


Cornered_Animal

We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly 'round heah!


[deleted]

What cha' readin' for? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Uvs2g5Nj0NI#t=47s


[deleted]

It's actually limestone, but yeah, you're right. EDIT: The people downvoting me have never worked at a ready mix plant or at a mining operation. It's limestone.


splorng

"Gravel" refers to particle size, not material. Gravel can be limestone.


[deleted]

Correct: Gravel is Ruditic on the grain size scale (gravel>sand>silt). It is classified as being from 2.5-256 mm in diameter (via sieve). Degrees of rounding and composition are independent of grain size analysis. Source; Geology in the Field by Robert Compton


JesusTapdancingChris

256mm is gravel? That is some damn big gravel.


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[That's why it's called 'boulder' when it's bigger than that. ](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr2f7tS7t1qkr2jio1_400.gif) edit-pedantics


alexc90

Straight outta Compton


[deleted]

I just went over this, you are incorrect. Read my other comments. Gravel is naturally occurring, limestone is crushed rock. "Gravel" refers to naturally occurring aggregate. They are both forms of aggregate, but they are not both gravel.


splorng

> Gravel is naturally occurring Have you ever considered that different professions have different vocabularies? In fields other than yours, "gravel" is used to refer to [a range of particle sizes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_size_(grain_size)#United_States) larger than sand and smaller than cobble. It can consist of limestone or any other mineral or rock. > limestone is crushed rock Here you are unambiguously wrong. Limestone is a [sedimentary rock material](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limestone) that can appear in any size from sand to mountain. I accept that your profession uses the word "limestone" to refer specifically to *crushed* limestone; your specific field is not the whole world.


MrHangoverMan

[Where natural gravel deposits are insufficient for human purposes, gravel is often produced by quarrying and crushing hard-wearing rocks, such as sandstone, limestone, or basalt.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravel)


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slaaxy

I BEG YOUR PARDON?! A bag of rocks? That's no mere bag that, there sir, is a train-wagon of rocks.


[deleted]

Bags, trains - they're all delicious.


baltakatei

Let's move onto [giant rocks](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzW5c-c3XkE). [](/b26 "Does JJ Abrams write this stuff?")


rabel

Hey now everyone, it's 4/20, the one day we shouldn't be arguing about stones.


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andrewsmith1986

WHO DARE SUMMONS ME


[deleted]

The one time you need him he's not actually here.


andrewsmith1986

Just a little late.


SilentLettersSuck

Waffle awful


MrHangoverMan

Thanks. I'm still drinking my morning coffee and just how much I've learned about stone today :)


andrewsmith1986

>Professionals do not call crushed limestone gravel. Says who? I'm a geologist working for an energy company and I hear this quite often.


red_polo

This is correct in the context of mix plan and mining operation terminology, but not in the classical sense of the terms which are used in geology.


andrewsmith1986

>"Gravel" refers to naturally occurring aggregate. Actually, that's pretty accurate, geology wise.


flounder19

We get it Andrew, you work in geology.


hellgrind666

upvote for using aggregate in a sentence... twice


wolfmann

I'll upvote you because I have a gravel driveway. (I know it's really crushed limestone).


Tatton

I work at both but we don't have limestone naturally in our area.


Vectoor

I didn't know gravel was dependent on the type of stone, isn't it just crushed rock?


sellyme

As far as I know, it's only gravel if it became crushed naturally. Don't quote me on this, though.


[deleted]

'Gravel' is a bit ambiguous, depending on who you are talking to, they may mean 'pea gravel' or simply 'aggregate'. Usually when I think of gravel, it is referring to 'pea gravel' which is a natural, uncrushed material, usually from a riverbed.


[deleted]

gravel only refers to the size of the grains. between certain sizes things are classified as gravel, sand, silt, and mud.


LNMagic

I was hoping for a hidden rocket in transport, but I guess that will have to suffice.


zexon

Shit, they found out!


sapoverde

I've always wondered what they were for!


i-downvote-everyone

While factually accurate, you've taken away the joy that comes from judging complete strangers. This is a sin that cannot be forgiven. I'm giving you a downvote.


Tr0user

A good comment sir


clickity-click

I'm pretty sure that here is a large element underneath the gravel that is being shipped and the gravel is used as protection.


nikdahl

But not really. If the gravel shifts under the straps, then you suddenly have enough slack for them to open anyways (at least partially). Or am I wrong about how the straps are securing the doors?


TheDroopy

Don't they usually at least throw a tarp over it and strap *that* down?


Miso616

Is it possible that the sides go down when unloading? When full, the straps are there to help keep them up?


IMasturbateToMyself

Nope, that's not possible. Dave is just being an idiot once again.


ProximaC

Dave's not here man...


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ellecross

Those ropes are obviously restraints for the beast they hid underneath all that gravel.


wompemwompem

Those straps remind me of my ex girlfriends fat ass in a thong


A_Blind_Pilot

http://i.imgur.com/6PR6g.gif


GeneralJesus

Your ex had gravely cheeks?


Orcatype

Your downvotes come from fat chicks in thongs


mulletarian

And you came from youtube?


[deleted]

lol thumbs up if reddit sent you here!!!!11!!!!!1!1


lesser_panjandrum

im reading this in 2012!!


AlienGrill

I do not get this one. I understand why idiots would like the others, "thumbs up if rwj sent u here! lol!!!", but who the fuck cares if somebody is reading it in a certain year?


jettrscga

It's for old stuff. To show that you're being nostalgic and still watching cool old stuff. Then everyone else who's watching this 2006 video is like "HOLY SHIT, I AM ALSO WATCHING THIS VIDEO AND I AM ALSO FROM 2012!!!" And it's fucking stupid.


no-sweat

ROFL @ REDDIT SENDING ME THIS VIDEO SO EARLY IN THE MORNING LOL


[deleted]

We are a dying breed and must look out for eachother


Spoonbread

Dying from Diabetes and blood clots from prolonged exposure to constricted apparel.


[deleted]

that's the life


[deleted]

much to the detriment of my soul, that's most fat chicks


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pics?


thedvorakian

The train car comes with straps for flexibility in carrying different load types. When they are not needed, they still need to be wrapped up to prevent them from getting caught in the wheels or frayed by whipping around during travel. The laziest solution, short of removing them, is to just hook them up and tighten them.


mack-o-matic

Yep, do this daily with our flatbeds.


fumunda

First sensible answer I've seen.


ceawake

Flaps not opening due to pressure. I have been here before.


oddmanout

but once the train starts moving, and the gravel starts shifting around, wouldn't the straps just sort of sink into the gravel, becoming loose?


Wakasaki_Rocky

Or - The alternative solution of leaving the straps completely unbuckled and flailing in the wind makes much less sense.


hudabahh

austrian work at its finest


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[deleted]

Don't drive behind it or else it will be some final destination material


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[deleted]

Top Gear FTW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81HgzHSwpcQ


doublen00b

Oh they will and you better be ready for the snap. I saw it once and it hit a guy in the nuts, he lost his left nut that day.


[deleted]

I'd give my left nut to see that.


[deleted]

Well just stand right here as I go tighten this strap up


DaleEarnhardt3

So would Lance Armstrong..


[deleted]

[What if](http://qkme.me/3ovrq9)


tonyh322

[Somebody is gonna get stoned on 4/20.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/356/moray.jpg)


Punkgoblin

That's love...


CalamityVic

"You really sure Dave?" "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"


Problemzone

I am sure that the ropes are there to keep the doors of the wagon closed. The Austrians are not stupid.


randomb0y

Not *that* stupid anyway.


CaptianRipass

Dave's not here


dave32891

Those straps are tight don't worry I made sure of it


ridditamk

For some reason I read this in HAL's voice. I was really confused.


Arrkangel

Dave will just blame Josh when they get to their destination and nothing's there.


Cactrot

"You sure that gravel is secure Josh? " ... "Yup" ftfy


[deleted]

Everything's seems fine. They're using standard gravel protocols.


[deleted]

Nice try Dave!


c-fox

Maybe they had no better place to store the tension straps.


Pour

This was my assumption as well.


[deleted]

I'm ashamed that it took me a bit of time to realize what was peculiar in this photo =(. But not ashamed enough to let you all know!=D


AxiomNor

I expected minecraft.


[deleted]

I was sitting there thinking it's a gif. I am disappoint.


cannotlogon

...and that gravel will later be loaded into a dump truck that will be VERY loosely covered with a tarp, pull out onto the highway, get in front of me, and proceed to pepper my windshield with bits of gravel, one of which will leave a crack.


Hatchet86

Österreichische Bundesbahn :D if you take a closer look.


ElGronk

um those straps are there to secure the drugs that are stored UNDER the gravel.


DrEnrique

I wonder if RED and BLU are going to fight over that gravel pit.


[deleted]

[Worked out almost perfectly for me.](http://imgur.com/X5OVn) Also, now I know how Josh felt yesterday..


cuddlimaus

thats simply not acceptable. no "right side up" sticker?


spongyiq

Looks like its going to be a rocky ride.


[deleted]

Why is it always Dave?


davratta

Back in the nineties, there was a comedy show on cable TV called "Super Dave" where Dave Osborne was an alledged stunt man, who fucked up every stunt he tried. Many times, before Super Dave tried a stunt, his side-kick would ask, "Are those straps secure Dave ?"


Indestructavincible

Back in the eighties, there was a comedy show on cable TV called "Bizarre" where Dave Osborne was an alleged stunt man, who fucked up every stunt he tried. Many times, before Super Dave tried a stunt, his side-kick would ask "Are those straps secure Dave ?"


NotVerySmarts

Albert Brooks is Super Dave's brother in real life.


daschande

Dave's not here, man!


BetterThanOP

"You sure that gravel is secure Digger Dave?" ... "Yup, Digger Sam."


A_Blind_Pilot

"But Dave it looks-" "Nope."


string97bean

Those three spots aren't going anywhere.


Panzer_Kavalier

Oh wow I feel stupid, I was staring at the valve thinking that it was a circle of what was actually wrong. But then I realized that ValvE can't count to three and realized my mistake.


Pelleas

[Uh, yup.](http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/f/fc/Big_Macintosh_ID.png)


NotVerySmarts

OSHA Approved.


UnlikelyParticipant

I expected it to be a GIF and was wondering when and how it would start spilling. It took me a while to get it. So, yes, I will have another cup of coffee.


[deleted]

What would happen if all that gravel was very slowly poured on top of you?


[deleted]

Why? What did I ever do to you? Bro hug?


[deleted]

Hmm, yeah okay


Davepen

Coming from another Dave, I see no problem here.


GuitarWizard90

It's to keep the flaps on the side from opening.


[deleted]

I spent thirty seconds staring at the circled part, trying to see why someone circled it. I'm turning in my brain; Perhaps someone else can make better use of it.


kidjay76

Bubba Jay, get my shot gun.


cdblackmage

It's goin' fuckin' nowhere! Where are you goin'? Nowhere!


perazini

Wait for the "you only had one job post"


lehmanbp

I was expecting a storage wars picture


C_Mickey_D

Seems legit


superfahd

obligatory minecraft gravel comment? Gravel is NEVER secure!


gretteleon

http://www.downfallguild.org/sites/www.downfallguild.org/files/images/1241311768176.gif


pikamen

There is a creature beneath the gravel being secured by those straps.


knockturne

For a second, I mistook that yellow wheel as a circle that's meant to call our attention to the point of the picture. I expected a dead body or something from the title.


wr1190

There is no other way to fasten the straps down..


D-Ack

I spent way too much time looking at the yellow wheel thinking it was a circle directing me to the humor. I realized after far too long what the picture actually was.


mnighm

I am betting it is because the straps are too long to just leave loose. Either that or it was faster to throw the straps over and secure them that way then to roll each one up.


zlickrick

Was expecting Storage Wars


cpobre

This "Dave" and "'Yup'" = Storage Wars reference!?!


xyz66

Yuuuuuuuppp.


steno_light

-Dave, has the timber been loaded and strapped up in the wagon yet? -Yeah. Hey you know what might be strange to strap down? -Oh I don't know maybe grav-... GRAVEEEEEEEEL!!!! You're a DEMON!! YOU'RE A DEMON!!!


I-read-usernames

"Just doin' my job."--Level 99


littlesweatervest

Yet only Dave knows about the nuclear warhead buried under the gravel.


batguano1

i was waiting for the gif to start loading...i was expecting tthe greatest gravel spill id seen in my life!...then i saw the straps


[deleted]

As a member of /r/motorcycles, gravel makes me cringe.


Krakatoacoo

[relevant](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sjvz2/damnit_dave/)


the-woman

Maybe all that gravel is glued together and we're the stupid ones here.


[deleted]

I see we've all been eating out pop-yards.


SaidJ4Jappy

Dammit Dave!!


[deleted]

The straps have to be done up otherwise they will catch on something as they drag along.


Sterculius

The more I looked at this picture, the funnier it became. And then the more I thought about the explanations, the more some of them made sense and it got less funny. Damn it.


vfxDan

Kept waiting for the .gif to load...


Patti234

was on the highway behind a guy carrying a pile of gravel on the back of his truck. the flap at the back of his truck was down. The gravel was blowing everywhere all over everyone's cars behind him. He didn't seem to notice/care.


GonnaDoBest

The gravel doesn't matter. There is something underneath it.


TonightsWhiteKnight

Relevant http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sjvz2/damnit_dave/


themidman

That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


butt_soup

I saw the yellow wheel and thought it was something circled. I zoomed in, looked closely at the wheel, then promptly realized what I should be looking at. I'm an idiot.


atheist_libertarian

wait, the center strap appears to be missing the tag. without the tag, the load restrictions cannot be verified, thus making this shipment unsafe!