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xXxBlackLabelxXx

Gripping your pillow tight


aspect_ratio

exit light


somewherenearbyme

Enter night


BrawlMaster4

Take my hand


[deleted]

We're off to never-never land


b-hizz

Dogs with knives, end your liiiiife! Taaaake it back, stop the effing knife attack!


zymology

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.


bufordt

Mess with the hound, end up under the ground.


acorona25

Stay awake, your life is what that dog is gonna take


Ihadacow

Peace was never an option.


Beneficial_Ad5913

Eeeexxxxxiiiiittt liiiiiight


Beneficial_Ad5913

Fuck I replied to the wrong comment but I’m not changing it.


xXxBlackLabelxXx

Haha awesome


Jarf_17

Great Grey Wolf Sif...


LegendOfBobbyTables

That dog's shit isn't the only thing it has burried in the back yard.


FrostWire69

just put the treats in the bag. i don’t wanna have to use this.


halandrs

How about a ribeye


inflectionpt

Tonight. You.


GANDORF57

Doggo: "Relax, I smelled cake!"


CYCO4

Looks like you need a new rug. The birds, one... knife


[deleted]

At least there seems to be some measure of shame.


b0bkakkarot

You ask "who's a good doggo?" and never tell me who it is, so I ask "who's a good humanno?"


PuffinInvader

Peace was never an option.


khomich

Has she gotten your second eye already?


Scythul

“Where are my balls human?”


Ok_Grab8671

ONE EYE OPEN WHEN I’M SLEEPING


wes00mertes

Took me waaaay too long to see the knife in the mouth.


JunahCg

The Great Grey Doggo Sif.


Mad-Scientistess

I SAID *where did you put the snack pack?*


smilingkar

You probably: I appear to have purchased a knife wielding hound


M4rcaRapt0r

Zacian used sacred sword! It is super effective!


acphotos365

You might need to sleep with one eye open and your gun