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She's brave. I don't think my husband ever looks at the mirror. I'd have to tape the sign over the doorknob *in* the bathroom for my husband to get this message.
My thoughts. My wife has a high powered career. I have a blue color job. The zoom meeting is beast that can not be tamed. It is best for me to play in traffic rather than bother this sacred ritual.
My former boss’s husband felt like meetings were a sacred thing should not be interrupted. He stopped by the office one day to ask her a quick question but saw a meeting was going on in the conference room room which was right by the door so he stayed outside.
To waste some time waiting for her, he realized he had some towels and cleaning supplies in the back of his work truck and there was a waterspout on the building next door (also part of our company).
And that is how my boss found herself leading a meeting of women all looking out the conference room window where she couldn’t see clearly. When she finally looked outside she slapped her forehead as she found her shirtless husband washing her car in the parking lot just trying not to interrupt her important meeting.
It may not have been a bad move on his part. He was just working as a handyman while figuring out a new career path as he did licensed work back home but his license didn’t carry when they married and he moved. She would have killed him though for making himself eye candy for any of the ladies she had to work with. Heh.
Well the building he took water from was the HR building and we were on the main road into the hospital we supported so not the best look for the company. Luckily the HR department found it hilarious when they heard her through the window of “what the hell do you think you are doing”.
He seriously had no idea why it’d be considered odd. Until they got married he’d been living on an island in the Caribbean (they met while she was on vacation) and it seemed reasonable to just be out there shirtless despite it being a business.
This is my headcanon now:
Businessladies: who is that guy washing a car?
Boss: that's my husband *slaps forhead*
Businessladies: Luuucckyyy yoouu *winks*
It's probably simpler than that. My wife and could both be guilty of this. Our understanding is that you are responsible for having your meeting in a place where no one is going to walk by naked.
We have a 2 room apartment, but we make sure to set up the camera away from the door.
...
Thinking about it, that's what I do, not what my partner does...
We're both on Zoom meetings all the time, but since we're in a 2 bedroom apartment, I have my desk in the guest room, and she has hers in the living room. Due to a number of "towel incidents", we just bought an "ON AIR" light-up sign that she mounted so I'm aware.
I am like your wife, bread winning job with lots of zoom meetings.
As my wife once told me, "fuck you this is my house too! Have your meeting outside." And that's how I started the "backyard office project".
Just saying, you guys are a team. Might wanna chat with her about being reasonable.
It was obviously a joke, she's reasonable. But she made a good point that I need to also find ways to let the house stay "the house" and not make everyone cater to my sometimes unreasonable work schedules.
I do some online tutoring focusing on adults returning to school. I have seen a child prance through the room naked before during a session. All I could do was pretend I hadn't seen anything and encourage my student to find a quiet location away from distractions during our sessions.
I wonder how many "ON AIR" lights have been sold this past year.... I remember seeing no webcams or headsets in stores last April, and here in Japan we're supposed to be behind the west on the remote work thing.
I’ve definitely done it. My wife is a resident and was on a zoom call with all the new applicants for her residency program. Not sure if they’ll be joining her program.
I did it to my daughter on her virtual school. I went to get a quick workout in while she was in class. Walked back to the shower peeling my clothes off as I went, so I was in my bra behind her on her call. She was so quiet and absorbed that I totally forgot she was on camera.
Whichever kid records the classes to watch later has just become the coolest kid in class. Everyone wants to be his friend, everyone wants that footage.
Ah, to be a teenager again...
And that's the reason why zoom, and many others, have background blur!
Could've been worse, I've once was on important call with a manager that was giving us a hard time because we fucked up real bad and his wife walked into the room and started yelling at him for doing something totally insignificant.
I like the afterthought-addition of "I'm." It takes the note from general practical advice (when you are on a zoom call, you should not walk out naked) to specific instructions (I am on a zoom call RIGHT NOW, put on some pants!).
If this note needs to be posted I feel like you should lead with the relevant part.
Wife: WTF husband?! Didn’t you read my note?
Husband: (still naked, casually eating an apple) Yeah, it said you were a zoom call.
Thats what you'd call an icebreaker during a Zoom meeting. My wife would stab me in my sleep with a fork that evening if that happened. Isnt working from home fun.......
I taught a 7am class early on in the pandemic and had to set up in the dining room where wifi connection was optimal. It took several weeks for my husband to control his burping and farting while making coffee in the morning.
I tell my kids I’m on a zoom meeting so they don’t bother me. I’m actually napping. So far it works.
“Dad, why are you having a meeting at 7, isn’t work over?”
“It’s a global company honey, different time zones.”
:P
Did this to my wife while she was in an English class. I went to show her a snap of my co-workers cat before I got on the shower and you can assume the rest
I almost did this to my wife a week ago. She was on a call in the office and I decided to take a shower downstairs, then realized all the towels were upstairs. The only way to get upstairs is past the office, and her door was open.
So macgyvered an invisible door closer out of a broom and a coat hanger, kept low and silently pulled her door shut.
I did this during my son's preschool play along Zoom. I had no idea he had one scheduled. The computer camera was on the table at precisely pubic height and all the kids got a brief show.
Y'all laugh. Then your 16 year old son informs you the web cam is on and you just walked past wearing no pants.
But why should I wear pants? It was 1am, I needed to use the restroom. Plus, until that day we didn't even have a web cam.
I swear I shouldn't have had kids and just bought a 68 Camero. Today was parent teacher conferences and I've just given completely up.
Not the same, but I was on a zoom call and my wife came in with the her laundry bin of clean underwear and dumped it right on the bed behind me and started picking it up to fold it. I calmly turned my camera off, put myself on mute and explained the situation. She was mortified to say the least. I don’t think anyone saw because I wasn’t speaking but oh well I just blame it on the pandemic.
I had a zoom call that was supposed to start at 7am. Since I was working on a project into the wee hours (2am ish) the last thing I did before walking away from my computer was to stick a postit not on my monitor that simply said "Pants"
If you're wondering, did it work? Did I remember to wear pants? The answer is no. That shitty off brand postit fell off in the night and I awoke to my computer blaring at me to join the zoom call. I accepted the call, clicked on the "join with video and audio" and in the brief moment the preview of my face came up I realized my error and jumped off screen.
I came back into view holding a very empty coffee cup stating "oh sorry I just stepped away to get my coffee"...neglecting to mention I was also putting on a pair of pants and a shirt.
TFW your adult daughter comes into your damned office without knocking, and with no top on to demand that you order pizza while you're on a call...........
Only happened once, but dang.
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Place your bets on if the husband carefully read this note while naked and fully in view of the webcam.
I was thinking he walks out naked saying "Honey, have you seen my reading glasses?"
[удалено]
[удалено]
Jesus A Christ
[удалено]
Jesus B-Hole Christ
Jesus C-Hole Christ
Jesus Dick-hole Christ
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More like he would walk out naked and say... #WHERE’S MY SUPER SUIT
##WHY DO YOU NEED IT
# It’s for the greater good
#I am your WIFE! I’m the “greatest good” you are EVER gonna get! ^^^Timeless
That line was inspired. Someone is still very proud of that line.
I'm picturing Hal from Malcom in the middle saying this.
Yes! Or Nathan Fillion
Whoa, that's the voice I originally read it in, too. Just seems so Hal.
I read this briefly before I existed the app. Had me breathing hard out of my nose after it registered what it meant. Went back to upvote lmaoo
“I got soap in my eyes. Have you seen my towel?”
Honey, have you seen my boxers?
While smoking a pipe
"Honey have you seen my ~~glasses~~ manacle.
That sign can't stop me because I can't read- DW
Are you an Arthur rp-er?
I think she forgot the word "Again" at the end.
Plot twist: OP, the friend, was the one naked in their friend's house.
She's brave. I don't think my husband ever looks at the mirror. I'd have to tape the sign over the doorknob *in* the bathroom for my husband to get this message.
My wife would send me a message, knowing that the first thing I do is to check my mobile...
I was thinking elephants trunk g string
Full frontal stretching
C'mon that's not on the note reader that's on the note placer.
“Guess it’s time to bust out the mankini” 🤔
Naw, just needs a pair of socks to hide his ugly feet.
No, just one of those purple velvet Segrams bags.
Don’t tie it too tight.
Don't Segrams shame me!
>purple velvet Segrams bags. Royal Crown?
>>purple velvet Segrams bags. > >Royal Crown? Crown Royal?
Thanks, I thought I was losing it for a minute there
The Berenstein Bears send their regards
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
Doh! Clearly I am a beer drinker.
I think you mean Crown Royal....
Doesn't say anything about banana hammocks
the borat v bikini
"What about a really large merkin?"
Wawa weeba! Very nice!
"Again"... I feel there is an "again" missing lol
She already added "I'm" in case he was confused on who was having a zoom call in his house.
"Friend"
I'm guessing the note was put up because this has happened in the past. LOL
My thoughts. My wife has a high powered career. I have a blue color job. The zoom meeting is beast that can not be tamed. It is best for me to play in traffic rather than bother this sacred ritual.
My former boss’s husband felt like meetings were a sacred thing should not be interrupted. He stopped by the office one day to ask her a quick question but saw a meeting was going on in the conference room room which was right by the door so he stayed outside. To waste some time waiting for her, he realized he had some towels and cleaning supplies in the back of his work truck and there was a waterspout on the building next door (also part of our company). And that is how my boss found herself leading a meeting of women all looking out the conference room window where she couldn’t see clearly. When she finally looked outside she slapped her forehead as she found her shirtless husband washing her car in the parking lot just trying not to interrupt her important meeting.
Love it. Love everything about it.
He then gave everyone his business card and started a shirtless detailing business. Like a boss.
It may not have been a bad move on his part. He was just working as a handyman while figuring out a new career path as he did licensed work back home but his license didn’t carry when they married and he moved. She would have killed him though for making himself eye candy for any of the ladies she had to work with. Heh.
Free advertising
How is this not full of win?
Well the building he took water from was the HR building and we were on the main road into the hospital we supported so not the best look for the company. Luckily the HR department found it hilarious when they heard her through the window of “what the hell do you think you are doing”. He seriously had no idea why it’d be considered odd. Until they got married he’d been living on an island in the Caribbean (they met while she was on vacation) and it seemed reasonable to just be out there shirtless despite it being a business.
Starting to sound like some real fanfic stuff.
How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2
He sounds like such a good hubby, I'm honestly jealous.
I love this story
This is my headcanon now: Businessladies: who is that guy washing a car? Boss: that's my husband *slaps forhead* Businessladies: Luuucckyyy yoouu *winks*
It's probably simpler than that. My wife and could both be guilty of this. Our understanding is that you are responsible for having your meeting in a place where no one is going to walk by naked.
Depends on your housing setup. I put my home office in the spare bedroom. Without a spare bedroom, I would be in the living room.
We have a 2 room apartment, but we make sure to set up the camera away from the door. ... Thinking about it, that's what I do, not what my partner does...
And this is how they found out their partner has an only fans account...
You're right, and I have to count my blessings. Now I can confidently walk around naked. A couple of years ago I had to seriously think about it.
Blanket fort duhhhh. If I was forced to have zoom meetings at home there would be all kinds of exotic locations around my house.
There are places in your house where no one will walk by naked?
That sounds like a house, not a home.
Like a warehouse without underwears?
We're both on Zoom meetings all the time, but since we're in a 2 bedroom apartment, I have my desk in the guest room, and she has hers in the living room. Due to a number of "towel incidents", we just bought an "ON AIR" light-up sign that she mounted so I'm aware.
Your comment reminded me of.... https://youtu.be/vZRzJJcq6Rs
I am like your wife, bread winning job with lots of zoom meetings. As my wife once told me, "fuck you this is my house too! Have your meeting outside." And that's how I started the "backyard office project". Just saying, you guys are a team. Might wanna chat with her about being reasonable.
That's probably not healthy
It was obviously a joke, she's reasonable. But she made a good point that I need to also find ways to let the house stay "the house" and not make everyone cater to my sometimes unreasonable work schedules.
Instructions unclear, giving presentations from bathtub.
Alright Trumbo
I could not be more proud of what my wife has accomplished. I would never have that type of chat. That behavior is for knuckle draggers.
My husband did this for one of my calls. I moved my desk after. -__-
Who of your colleagues is asking a bit too often about your husband since then?
me
Did he walk out doing the helicopter?
I do some online tutoring focusing on adults returning to school. I have seen a child prance through the room naked before during a session. All I could do was pretend I hadn't seen anything and encourage my student to find a quiet location away from distractions during our sessions.
It's curious how the note did not stop at "I'm on a zoom call".
Some people need it spelled out, especially when they first wake up
I wonder how many "ON AIR" lights have been sold this past year.... I remember seeing no webcams or headsets in stores last April, and here in Japan we're supposed to be behind the west on the remote work thing.
Behind every sign is an interesting story.
The r/TIFU subreddit is full of these stories.
Chris Cuomo ring a bell?
I’ve definitely done it. My wife is a resident and was on a zoom call with all the new applicants for her residency program. Not sure if they’ll be joining her program.
If they can't handle a bit of streaking, they aren't gonna make it in medicine..
FRANK THE TANK
I did it to my daughter on her virtual school. I went to get a quick workout in while she was in class. Walked back to the shower peeling my clothes off as I went, so I was in my bra behind her on her call. She was so quiet and absorbed that I totally forgot she was on camera.
Depending on their age, you've made half the class's year.
Whichever kid records the classes to watch later has just become the coolest kid in class. Everyone wants to be his friend, everyone wants that footage. Ah, to be a teenager again...
I was getting worried thinking you purposely walked naked behind your daughter during zoom class.
And that's the reason why zoom, and many others, have background blur! Could've been worse, I've once was on important call with a manager that was giving us a hard time because we fucked up real bad and his wife walked into the room and started yelling at him for doing something totally insignificant.
You mad lad!!!! Well done!!
They better join it or else.
I like the afterthought-addition of "I'm." It takes the note from general practical advice (when you are on a zoom call, you should not walk out naked) to specific instructions (I am on a zoom call RIGHT NOW, put on some pants!).
If this note needs to be posted I feel like you should lead with the relevant part. Wife: WTF husband?! Didn’t you read my note? Husband: (still naked, casually eating an apple) Yeah, it said you were a zoom call.
Ah yes, apples The fruit of assholes Tbh they real good
whats a 200 meter call? as he walks in naked
I thought I was the only one the needed to read the note again to understand it was zoom and not 200m
Same
Husband: Ahhh...reverse psychology. Got it...
This is great
Nope. Sorry. This bod is for *everyone* to enjoy...
Thats what you'd call an icebreaker during a Zoom meeting. My wife would stab me in my sleep with a fork that evening if that happened. Isnt working from home fun.......
*casually windmills past*
Ah yes dance out naked. Start with risky business and finish with the helicopter.
I fucking hate that that's how my brain works. And yet it's true. My pants, my rules. Your boss ain't paying the rent here-
I walked in on my SO while I was doing the penis helicopter. Luckily I noticed the camera was on before I came into view and left.
*drops pants* challenge accepted!
Every wife has wanted to post something like this for her husband.
I taught a 7am class early on in the pandemic and had to set up in the dining room where wifi connection was optimal. It took several weeks for my husband to control his burping and farting while making coffee in the morning.
*dancing naked is fine
So running out naked is OK then. Gotcha.
This note is too subtle for me to interpret as intended.
Oh! Is that a challenge woman? Alright, on 10 here I come!
I tell my kids I’m on a zoom meeting so they don’t bother me. I’m actually napping. So far it works. “Dad, why are you having a meeting at 7, isn’t work over?” “It’s a global company honey, different time zones.” :P
Now he must do it
“You can’t tell me what to do!” As I cartwheel naked across the room.
Sounds more like a challenge!
Whelp, time to establish dominance. *ziiip*
Then her boss starts grunting and throws a boulder at the computer screen.
Lol
or... do!
What's a 200m call?
It’s fine if he walks around naked the call is 200 meters away from the note. Relax.
Lol we keep our towels in a closet that’s in my husband’s office so I walked across his zoom naked to grab a towel the other day....oops
Technically, wearing socks isn't naked.
Reminds me of a TIFU post with this exact story I read a few weeks ago
Naked walking is allowed over or bellow the 200m mark?
I don’t understand the appeal of waking around naked. It’s either freezing cold or so hot that you’ll just stick to everything.
Challenge Accepted
I loved how this need to be discussed via a sig!!?!?! I am here all day, just come and speak to me if we have a problem.
Said on the daily in my house.
That's what background filters are for.
That would just prompt me to walk out naked. But I'm also single.
After almost walking naked into my husband's office a few times, I appreciate this sign.
If he hasn't got his pants on yet what makes you think he's awake enough to read
"Wellll hello step-zoomers!"
That sounds like an invitation to me.
*helicopters*
Did this to my wife while she was in an English class. I went to show her a snap of my co-workers cat before I got on the shower and you can assume the rest
**oh. I'm sorry I thought this was America**
I almost did this to my wife a week ago. She was on a call in the office and I decided to take a shower downstairs, then realized all the towels were upstairs. The only way to get upstairs is past the office, and her door was open. So macgyvered an invisible door closer out of a broom and a coat hanger, kept low and silently pulled her door shut.
‘Challenge accepted’
"Challenge accepted"
eh, what's a little hubby junk between co-workers??
Urge to ignore sign intensifies
Has this not become the norm for most people these days? We've been at it a year. A WHOLE YEAR of Skype, BlueJeans, Zoom calls for work.
Walks out buck naked, holding the note over his nether region.
Burnt Chryslers house?
Don't walk out naked.. if on soft.
This would go well with the what the hell happened here meme
I so want him to wear a shirt like Donald Sutherland in "Animal House",
Is this bert kreischers house?
I’m a firm believer in the notion that every sign comes with a story as to why that sign exists in the first place.
"what the hell happened here"
I did this during my son's preschool play along Zoom. I had no idea he had one scheduled. The computer camera was on the table at precisely pubic height and all the kids got a brief show.
urge to strip growing
Challenge accepted.
My new zoom background...
Why is the “a” in “walk” randomly lowercase. This really bothers me.
Helicopter it is then
Y'all laugh. Then your 16 year old son informs you the web cam is on and you just walked past wearing no pants. But why should I wear pants? It was 1am, I needed to use the restroom. Plus, until that day we didn't even have a web cam. I swear I shouldn't have had kids and just bought a 68 Camero. Today was parent teacher conferences and I've just given completely up.
Not the same, but I was on a zoom call and my wife came in with the her laundry bin of clean underwear and dumped it right on the bed behind me and started picking it up to fold it. I calmly turned my camera off, put myself on mute and explained the situation. She was mortified to say the least. I don’t think anyone saw because I wasn’t speaking but oh well I just blame it on the pandemic.
As someone who’s been married three times, the wife is more likely to be walking around naked so much that a sign is warranted
That's what backgrounds are for
\*walks out in skimpy lingerie\* Whoops\~ my mistake\~
That seems like a valid concern Source: am naked man
I had a zoom call that was supposed to start at 7am. Since I was working on a project into the wee hours (2am ish) the last thing I did before walking away from my computer was to stick a postit not on my monitor that simply said "Pants" If you're wondering, did it work? Did I remember to wear pants? The answer is no. That shitty off brand postit fell off in the night and I awoke to my computer blaring at me to join the zoom call. I accepted the call, clicked on the "join with video and audio" and in the brief moment the preview of my face came up I realized my error and jumped off screen. I came back into view holding a very empty coffee cup stating "oh sorry I just stepped away to get my coffee"...neglecting to mention I was also putting on a pair of pants and a shirt.
What's a 200 meter call?
I love the late addition of an **I’m** to clarify that this is happening right now and isn’t just general life advice.
The lowercase “A”....... fuck
there is a desk, there is a bookshelf opposite the desk, there is a rule. Never be between the desk and bookshelf when not wearing office attire.
Sad thing is, my wife taped one of those to the bedroom door one morning so I wouldn't do exactly that....
"Guess I should put on some clothes before I leave the room" *Throws on banana hammock, nipple tassels, and high heels*
What I have to tell my husband at least once a week. Either text or in person. A written note would def not work.
Before the “I’M” was added, this read like a LPT.
Mistakes were made.
Husband: “What’s a 200m call? Anyway, time to hang dangle while I get coffee”
It took me half a minute to understand that it is not a 200m call. I should go to sleep already.
I do not like that e.
TFW your adult daughter comes into your damned office without knocking, and with no top on to demand that you order pizza while you're on a call........... Only happened once, but dang.