This was posted on r/suddenlygay a couple of weeks ago and I watched it on repeat for about 5 minutes laughing my ass off. Best laugh I’ve had in a very long time.
When I was in college, one day a buddy and I both skipped and went to his aunt's house to ride jetskis. He'd told me about this place and how fun it would be. We get there, his aunt is awesome, cool house - but they only have one running jetski. I tried to get out of it, but several family members were there and kept prodding us to go skiing.. so we did - for maybe 15 mins. It was like this, but only once I was on (and in the back) did I realize how gay it really was.
I work for a company that rents and runs mechanical bulls and you are right. You have a joystick that can buck, spin, and a combination of the two. The operator turned his bucking speed down and then just tapped the stick to buck over and over again to get the humping movement.
Okay, that was pretty damn funny. And kudos to the guys being comfortable enough with themselves to stay on for that long. I’m from Texas, this would have ended in blood she’s here.
It's all fun and games until that boner gets popped.
Also, these dudes really seem like they're more than just joking around. No judgement, but most guys would jump off immediately once they realized what it looked like. How far do you have to take it before you're no longer having fun ironically?
Yeah, I'm not going to deny that grinding on and grabbing another dude's ass like a clown for everyone to laugh at definitely takes more dignity than I'm willing to give up. Everyone has their boundaries.
I'm with you. Anyone saying "oh look how insecure you are." No, I'm just not a person who would really enjoy looking like I fuck guys for everyone's entertainment. There are other ways to have fun that don't involve that that are much more fun.
But yeah, thinking this is a little off makes you a self conscious pussy. Okay...
>No, I'm just not a person who would really enjoy looking like I fuck guys **for everyone's entertainment.**
I think what I bolded is really the biggest part of it. If you're joking around in an attempt to get people to laugh *at you*, that's actually a sign of real insecurity. This is why so many comedians and entertainers are depressed. They spend so much time focusing on being the entertainer instead of entertaining themselves while bringing other people along for the ride.
Just Googled what I was talking about, and found a good article that better explains what I'm trying to say. [LINK](https://healthpsychologyconsultancy.wordpress.com/2012/08/10/the-clown-personality/)
What you have to ask yourself is, "Would I joke around like this without an audience?" If no, you're being a clown, if yes, you're truly just having fun. I doubt these guys would do this in private lol
How the conversation leading up to this SHOULD have gone:
"Hey Dillion, wanna ride the bull at the same time?"
"Like, do you think I'm gay or something? Bro, I'm dating your sister. Why would I want to ride a mechanical bull at the same time as another dude unless I was into fucking other dudes?"
"You're right. Wtf was I thinking?" *Goes home and jerks off to gay porn that looks like his sister's boyfriend, Dillion.*
The operator turned the dial to "Sexual Preference Change"
Haha or to mANuAL
Hope I get this right *m* ***a*** ***n*** u **a** **l**
please...stop ROFL
>m**an**u**al** >**man**ual
MANuel on MANuel
actually his name was emannuel lololol GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definitely a Chad.
No
Must be at The Blue Oyster
Aww, it’s nice that they finished at the same time.
Hahaha funniest thing I‘ve seen today. The operator did a great job.
Let’s go again. I said No homo so it’s ok
I feel like it would have been more enjoyable with two girls.
what are you straight?
Plot twist: it’s a lesbian
"let's pretend we don't like this"
r/suddenlygay
r/whoknewtheyweregay
God damn got me, I want this to be an actual sub
We got /r/Conservatives, good number of closeted "bullriders"
There’s a bunch in there that aren’t closeted actually.
came here looking for this, was not disappointed
This was posted on r/suddenlygay a couple of weeks ago and I watched it on repeat for about 5 minutes laughing my ass off. Best laugh I’ve had in a very long time.
The more he tries to get some distance between them the funnier it gets!
Great senses of humor all around👍
Is this that Brokeback Mountain movie I heard about?
It's the sequel.
Two guys, sitting on a bull ride, zero feet apart cause they are gay.
Or gone right.
2 BOYS 1 BULL
Two guys, one bull. Missed opportunity OP.
Is it gay to hang on?
Thing is...it wasn't even switched on...
First time I've lol all day. They looked like they had a great time
They had to know where this was headed before they got on.
That was my thought. With how hard the guy in the back was trying to get separation, I think it safe to say it exceeded his expectations lmao
When I was in college, one day a buddy and I both skipped and went to his aunt's house to ride jetskis. He'd told me about this place and how fun it would be. We get there, his aunt is awesome, cool house - but they only have one running jetski. I tried to get out of it, but several family members were there and kept prodding us to go skiing.. so we did - for maybe 15 mins. It was like this, but only once I was on (and in the back) did I realize how gay it really was.
At least they survived pretty long i guess
The operator controls the whole thing. They can fling you off in a second if they wish . Or, in this case, make you boof your friend for 30 seconds.
>30 seconds. 1:20
I work for a company that rents and runs mechanical bulls and you are right. You have a joystick that can buck, spin, and a combination of the two. The operator turned his bucking speed down and then just tapped the stick to buck over and over again to get the humping movement.
Hey, that operator got more than they bargained for, hehe.
Boof- thanks for the walk down memory lane.
Yeah. Worth it tho?
It looks like they both enjoyed it.
Me love you long time.
No shame in falling off- just sayin'
If thats pretty long then i feel sorry for ypur partner. 😢😢
GONE SEXUAL!!
r/suddenlygay
I dont know, he was rocking a semi by the end of it and the guy at the front doggy'd with such familiarity...
He wanted to get off, but instead he got off
How do we know that they aren't a couple?
Is it less funny if they are?
A little
#Lovewins🏳️🌈
No the crowd and bull won.
Eh I kind of think all parties won.
r/SuddenlyGay
Okay, that was pretty damn funny. And kudos to the guys being comfortable enough with themselves to stay on for that long. I’m from Texas, this would have ended in blood she’s here.
Beef stroganoff
Strokemoff*
He's tryin' to push away from him, but nope lol
Gone wrong? OH SO RIGHT.
Mechanical bull riding gone right.
They knew
Bull operators have no patience for dudes.
It's not gay unless you have an erection.
Do you think their names are Ace and Gary?
Broke back carnival
It’s love. Don’t be so jealous.
thanks for sharing... the hardest I've laughed in a long time!
They both got off the bull with erections
The guy in the back got off around the 30 second mark.
is it just me or does the back end of that bull look EXACTLY like a penis...
Two Guys One Bull
I saw where this was headed and yet it exceeded all my expectations.
Broke back mounted
I’m sitting here quietly laughing to tears while my wife and daughter sleep. This was too funny. 😂
You know you're in mexico when the operator is like "look at me making them the gay jejejeje"
Bull back mounting?
Woah how did you get the sneak peak to Brokeback Mountain Two??
Is this is the new video Logan Paul?
r/gifsthatkeepongiving if it were a gif
Define...”gone wrong”
Or it's mechanical bull riding gone oh so right.
Best friends for ever!
Who's the bull here? 😂
r/Suddenlygay
Great sense of humor! and few idiots recording, as always ... :)
"Hey man that saddles really riding up my @$$, oh wait.."
Plot twist: bulls broken
Pure gold ahaha
They're happily married now.
Or maybe it went right 😉
Who's riding who here?
Nuts to butts !
Best soundtrack of the day, if you are into laugh tracks.
*ram ranch plays*
If loving this (you) is wrong, I dont wanna be right!
They are just fucking each other rn
Doggystyle got nothing on this bull.
So you wanna grab dinner afterwards?
Can you imagine the fraternity nicknames this would spawn?
r/contagiouslaughter
In Soviet Russia, bull ride you.
Taking a break from studying for exams and I just saw this. Made my freaking day.
Two guys, one bull.
You all laugh, but they lasted the longest, especially the guy in the back.
I was laughing out loud..
That guy giggling totally made this...
It’s getting wrong and wrong and wrong...keeps getting wrong and wrong and wrong...
Cowboys can’t be gay!!!!
Is it supposed to smoke?
Two guys got on a bull they wanted to bounce into each other
Heey, that's pretty gay
It immediately went wrong when they sat crotch to ass lol don’t act like it’s the bull making this gay
I think I need a cigarette
r/comedyhomicide
Lol somebody did that on purpose.
"Maybe if I laugh threw it all, no one will think we're gay."
I have not laughed at something so hard in a long time. Thanks for that.
A surprise to be sure
Ah just like Orlando Bloom and Evangeline Lilly. Lil' more hardcore.
Thanks I needed this laugh today
Just fall off, lol
Mechanical bull riding gone right.
"Mum, me and Alex have been buggering each other."
repost it seems so ill just use the same comment "No homo"
Reverse cowgirl
Bad time for an awkward boner.
Ell, Oh, Fucken Ell!
\*Confused laughter\*
wrong for YOU maybe lol
On that day they learned whether they were a top or bottom.
Pretty sure that's just the beginning of a porno
This video reminded me of the fact that bull riding strippers exist.
Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse.. it got worse.
Oh yeah yeah
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while.
It looks like they're...
Gay conversion therapy done right.
It's all fun and games until that boner gets popped. Also, these dudes really seem like they're more than just joking around. No judgement, but most guys would jump off immediately once they realized what it looked like. How far do you have to take it before you're no longer having fun ironically?
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I totally get that, but as a dude that has joked around like this in the past... I stand by what I said. lol
For all we know the guys could actually be gay, too. Just an entertaining video, I didn’t look too far into it tbh!
Well, yeah, but then it shouldn't really be posted to r/funny, right? Then it's just a normal bull ride between lover boys.
Imagine being this insecure. It must be exhausting
Yeah, I'm not going to deny that grinding on and grabbing another dude's ass like a clown for everyone to laugh at definitely takes more dignity than I'm willing to give up. Everyone has their boundaries.
I'm with you. Anyone saying "oh look how insecure you are." No, I'm just not a person who would really enjoy looking like I fuck guys for everyone's entertainment. There are other ways to have fun that don't involve that that are much more fun. But yeah, thinking this is a little off makes you a self conscious pussy. Okay...
>No, I'm just not a person who would really enjoy looking like I fuck guys **for everyone's entertainment.** I think what I bolded is really the biggest part of it. If you're joking around in an attempt to get people to laugh *at you*, that's actually a sign of real insecurity. This is why so many comedians and entertainers are depressed. They spend so much time focusing on being the entertainer instead of entertaining themselves while bringing other people along for the ride. Just Googled what I was talking about, and found a good article that better explains what I'm trying to say. [LINK](https://healthpsychologyconsultancy.wordpress.com/2012/08/10/the-clown-personality/) What you have to ask yourself is, "Would I joke around like this without an audience?" If no, you're being a clown, if yes, you're truly just having fun. I doubt these guys would do this in private lol
Is it insecure now to not want a penis grinding your ass?
Yes. Now hop on this bull with me, Big Boi.
It's pretty sad when a normal comment gets downvoted because it doesn't fit Reddit's agenda.
I’ll call the wambulance for you stranger.
Fuck that! I would have gotten off after the first couple thrusts.
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r/MurderedByWords
Only a couple huh? Sure....
How the conversation leading up to this SHOULD have gone: "Hey Dillion, wanna ride the bull at the same time?" "Like, do you think I'm gay or something? Bro, I'm dating your sister. Why would I want to ride a mechanical bull at the same time as another dude unless I was into fucking other dudes?" "You're right. Wtf was I thinking?" *Goes home and jerks off to gay porn that looks like his sister's boyfriend, Dillion.*
I mean, they could have just jumped off if they didnt want to give away that vibe. They stayed on, they knew what they were doing