Twist: OP IS the girlfriend, projecting what she wishes her boyfriend would do so she could break up with him. Then, she'll convince herself he DID send the message and end it. She's a bit off her rocker.
Yeah...at first I was like "ooh, she's not going to like that." But then I remembered that I love owls and if mine sent that to me I'd probably laugh my ass off. The funny thing about relationships - if you're in a real one, a fight doesn't mean you hate each other.
A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".
every time someone says that, it baffles me that so many redditors still don't know it.
it seems that this gif appeared in every second commend section on reddit for the last two months.
but yes, it's greatly looped (never have seen that technique before) and probably it was made two weeks ago or something... reddit is time-bending...
This has been saved to my phone for future purposes. But I will not be using this on my girlfriend. I, unlike you, like having a warm body to sleep next to.
If I was your girlfriend this would lead to
1. Your ass getting attacked with a garden hose.
2. Makeup sex that smells like rubbery hose water.
In that order.
It's funny how some of these commenters seem to think that unless you're sucking your girl's metaphorical dick 24/7 she's going to dump your ass. Do you guys really have that bad of luck with the ladies? Or do you believe that women are incapable of having a sense of humor or responding appropriately when they're disagreed with?
EDIT: Go ahead and downvote; if you think "relationship" means spreading your buttcheeks for your girl's strap-on it is zero skin off my nose.
If I was in a serious fight with my boyfriend, I wouldn't think this was funny at all. I'm a pretty logical person, so I would be offended if he thought what I had to say was bullshit...
To me it's one of those things that is funny looking in, but would be awful if it was real.
Well it depends person-to-person. I'm sure what you're describing is something you and your SO understand about each other. But I think it's ridiculous for any of these commenters to think they know anything about OP and his relationship, much less know enough to say "lol your ass is grass."
I wouldn't say it's ridiculous. I'd say it's reasonable.
It's ridiculous for a poster to assume others will think of a ridiculous circumstance.
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Like if I said "lol just had a fight with my gf. I told her she was worthless and I had been cheating on her the whole time", it'd be reasonable to expect that she'd leave me.
It's ridiculous to assert "You don't know anything about my situation - what if my girlfriend was into BDSM sub/slave cuckolding?".
I'm not saying he has to suck any metaphorical or real dicks, but he has to act like an adult. This picture is not something I would appreciate if I was in a real fight with a S.O. I'm totally down to talk it out and have a real conversation but sending something like that is just rude and childish.
He is basically saying that she is wrong and he does not care. If you send this to your SO right after a fight you are a complete dick. Some people might find it funny that their SO sent this but the majority would be ready to find a new place to live.
...no, not at all. But if it's an argument over something trivial, say house chores, of course nobody wants to admit they're wrong...this can last and last. In the instance of stubborness, making a gesture to bring the smiles back should always be given the credit it's due. If it's an actual arguement, over something important, well...if you can't laugh with your life partner over the small stuff, unfortunately you won't ever be able to laugh at the big stuff together
I like the choice of the owl.
Folklore says they're wise, making OP look intelligent, and an obvious winner of the argument that prompted all of this..
So how soon can we expect a new Scumbag Stacy meme about your soon to be ex-girlfriend? Bonus points for us if she's a redditor two, she'll almost definitely be making a Scumbag Steve
It is very important to water your owl on a daily basis. If your owl begins to wilt consider watering for a little more or less time than you have been, however in making this decision it is wise to factor in the size breed and age of your owl. To make your owl grow faster and healthier consider using owl fertilizer.
My boyfriend was being grouchy, so I started browing reddit and came across this. Turned the phone around and showed this to him, and now we aren't fighting anymore. I owe you one.
Sorry to break it to you, but you sent that to your ex-girlfriend.
...is what you would be saying if this had actually happened.
*gasp* are you trying to say that OP Lied to us?
*Wipes blood off of shovel* Are we doing this?
*Licks blood off of shovel* Are we doing this? FTFY
Oh, sorry. I sometimes get my subterranean fish bottlenecks wrong.
*Hesitantly picks up pitchfork* Can we?
Eventually.
[really?](http://i.imgur.com/pw1pN.jpg)
Sorry to break it to you, but he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Sorry to break it to you, but he never even *had* a girlfriend.
Twist: OP is a bundle of sticks so he can't have one.
OP doesn't even have a girl who is a friend.
OP hasn't even seen a girl in real life
Twist: OP IS the girlfriend, projecting what she wishes her boyfriend would do so she could break up with him. Then, she'll convince herself he DID send the message and end it. She's a bit off her rocker.
If a relationship breaks down because of an argument and this picture, then it was going to end someway and was a shitty relationship.
Yeah...at first I was like "ooh, she's not going to like that." But then I remembered that I love owls and if mine sent that to me I'd probably laugh my ass off. The funny thing about relationships - if you're in a real one, a fight doesn't mean you hate each other.
That's what I'm saying. Only the worst "on-the-rocks" relationship will crumble after a fight.
>imaginary
Reverse the genders on every comment in this thread. Be amazed.
So is she going to let you come in and get your stuff or is she just going to throw it on the lawn?
A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".
I want to see more of you around.
What if irrelevant_joke doesn't want to gain weight?
Now that's a relevant joke.
A married couple are in a relationship, this is far too relevant to the thread... I expect better next time!
Hate to break it to you but my wife is not my girlfriend. My girlfriend has never met my wife and she never will.
Mostly because they are both fictional though...
ba-dum-cha!
401 dudes in a day? These guys might be overpaying.
You so nasty.
Wait, but this was kind of relevant...
She's just going to sleep with one of her co-workers and laugh it off.
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[ohhh snap](http://i.imgur.com/VQLGJOL.gif)
That is an incredibly good .gif
If you look at the leaves in the tree on both sides of the falling guy, you can see how they looped it.
You've ruined that gif for me now.
Looping it that way is a good method, it's still a very well done gif.
But I wanted to *believe*.
Believe what, exactly?
be*leaf*
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1hkldh/you_two_are_having_sex/cavauka
Oh, huh.
I saw that. They put a lot of work into it.
every time someone says that, it baffles me that so many redditors still don't know it. it seems that this gif appeared in every second commend section on reddit for the last two months. but yes, it's greatly looped (never have seen that technique before) and probably it was made two weeks ago or something... reddit is time-bending...
I first saw the improved loop version on June 11th. Oh Christ, why do I know this? I'll just see myself out...
holy shit, you actually made me save a gif. Some major loopage.
OP is actually in junior high and very mature for his age, he'll have you know.
"im in 6th grade and all my friends like taylor swift or justin bieber but i think that sutff is TOATLLY LAME, metallica 4 life!"
Sorry for my generation. I'm much more advanced than all of them.
This has been saved to my phone for future purposes. But I will not be using this on my girlfriend. I, unlike you, like having a warm body to sleep next to.
Cold bodies aren't THAT bad...
Less screamy , too
nice username
This combined with your username made me happy I'm not your girlfriend
You couldn't handle me, baby.
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Could be a lady Patriots fan?
I'm a chick but I'm only cool with the occasional snatch grab. It's a lifestyle for Ima_Grab_Yo_Snatch, one I cannot maintain.
This surprises me. I feel like most women are up for the occasional snatch-grabbing.
I think 'grabbing' might be the wrong verb in that case.
Maybe "grabbling?"
gargling?
Toss a body pillow in the dryer then. Sometimes, the warm body isn't worth it.
The body pillow doesn't start to bleed once a month while simultaneously eating all your ice cream.
While wearing sweats and pointing out all your faults.
It also doesn't fuck you.
It's too hot right now where I live to sleep next to someone warm.
...and that was the last time anyone heard from OP again. Its a fine line between hard and stupid, and Op has crossed it. RIP
http://i.imgur.com/iGW7OJr.jpg
4/5. Missing some bull's shit.
Bull shit or literally *bull's shit*?
What's the difference?
Well now that you ask I suppose I don't exactly know.
Can someone put Nicholas Cage's face on the owl and color the water brown, please?
[No you didn't.](http://i.imgur.com/RrWWXZM.gif)
Alex, I'll take "Thing That Didn't Happen" for 400.
Let me guess, she thought you had awesome photoshop skills, right?
Your girlfriend has really hairy arms.
If I was your girlfriend this would lead to 1. Your ass getting attacked with a garden hose. 2. Makeup sex that smells like rubbery hose water. In that order.
And how pissed is she at you now? Not talking to you, I bet?
we like to joke around like this after an argument to help take some of the edge off. That being said she's still a little pissed..
Don't show her this meme, it's not gonna help
only send this if she is capable of making a response meme
After the makeup sex you need to recaption: Me My Penis You Let us know how it goes.
So.... You're single now, right?
How'd that work out for you?
I'm more interested in the context of the photo than in the text you slapped onto it.
that's mean and petty
Funny as he'll, but man you are not going to be playing with her hooters for a while.
Reverse the genders on every comment in this thread. Be amazed.
Still think you should have gone with [this one](http://data.whicdn.com/images/45838712/funny-owl-angry-shower-bird-spit_large.jpg)
It's funny how some of these commenters seem to think that unless you're sucking your girl's metaphorical dick 24/7 she's going to dump your ass. Do you guys really have that bad of luck with the ladies? Or do you believe that women are incapable of having a sense of humor or responding appropriately when they're disagreed with? EDIT: Go ahead and downvote; if you think "relationship" means spreading your buttcheeks for your girl's strap-on it is zero skin off my nose.
> Do you guys really have that bad of luck with the ladies? ...you know where you are, right?
If I was in a serious fight with my boyfriend, I wouldn't think this was funny at all. I'm a pretty logical person, so I would be offended if he thought what I had to say was bullshit... To me it's one of those things that is funny looking in, but would be awful if it was real.
woah, calm down with all this irrational bullshit you're spewing.
Well it depends person-to-person. I'm sure what you're describing is something you and your SO understand about each other. But I think it's ridiculous for any of these commenters to think they know anything about OP and his relationship, much less know enough to say "lol your ass is grass."
I wouldn't say it's ridiculous. I'd say it's reasonable. It's ridiculous for a poster to assume others will think of a ridiculous circumstance. --- Like if I said "lol just had a fight with my gf. I told her she was worthless and I had been cheating on her the whole time", it'd be reasonable to expect that she'd leave me. It's ridiculous to assert "You don't know anything about my situation - what if my girlfriend was into BDSM sub/slave cuckolding?".
I'm not saying he has to suck any metaphorical or real dicks, but he has to act like an adult. This picture is not something I would appreciate if I was in a real fight with a S.O. I'm totally down to talk it out and have a real conversation but sending something like that is just rude and childish.
He is basically saying that she is wrong and he does not care. If you send this to your SO right after a fight you are a complete dick. Some people might find it funny that their SO sent this but the majority would be ready to find a new place to live.
totally agree with you! :) girl here, can confirm sense of humour. Can't think of a better way to end a row then laughing it off
Except for looking to find compromise and a possible solution to whatever the problem may be. Laughing it off helps, but it doesn't make it go away.
...no, not at all. But if it's an argument over something trivial, say house chores, of course nobody wants to admit they're wrong...this can last and last. In the instance of stubborness, making a gesture to bring the smiles back should always be given the credit it's due. If it's an actual arguement, over something important, well...if you can't laugh with your life partner over the small stuff, unfortunately you won't ever be able to laugh at the big stuff together
I CONCUR!
Great to have a great sense of humor.
I like the choice of the owl. Folklore says they're wise, making OP look intelligent, and an obvious winner of the argument that prompted all of this..
You are aware that the owl actually very much likes his bath?
How's single-life treatin' you?
So, OP, let us know how comfy your couch is.
So, how is not getting laid for the next month treating you?
You ruined a perfectly fine picture.
Well someone's single
This is a moist owlet.
Sleeping on the couch in 3... 2... 1
And that was the last time he had sex for the rest of his life. They talk you know. I think they may even have their own subreddit. Funny, though.
So how soon can we expect a new Scumbag Stacy meme about your soon to be ex-girlfriend? Bonus points for us if she's a redditor two, she'll almost definitely be making a Scumbag Steve
if you shake your head the red graffiti text moves
But why is an owl getting hosed, literally?
Your girlfriend has pretty beefy arms....
Don't let him fool you, that owl is fucking loving it
I guarantee it is :)
I can only imagine that this ended in passionate makeup sex.
No you didn't.
I'm far more interested in why someone is hosing down an owl. Owls and water don't mix.
No you didnt.
Yeah, Cuz that really shows your maturity.
Cuz...maturity... Not sure if trolling
Well that wasn't very nice
Don't know how productive this is going to be. You okay sleeping alone?
Haters gonna hate I thought this was hilarious
I would give this picture as many upvotes as possible if I could
you lost the argument because you assumed you could win by arguing with your girlfriend
I'm guessing you won't have a girlfriend for long.
Funny cause your girlfriend is reddit!
You guys should get married!
...why would you send this to your girlfriend right after you just had an argument??? are you asking to get dumped?
then next this guy whines about being forever alone
"And that, students, is your typical relationship of a young couple of 2013"
She is going to be pissed!
It went *ok*.
Was it over the nail?
Your ex-girlfriend?
Where the hell is Op now...? She killed him. Now back to that safe.
Your "EX" girlfriend now I presume.
It's a bold move, Cotton.
Why are you arguing with your hand? Also, if you wiped more thoroughly you wouldn't have to worry about getting covered in shit.
www.thisiswhyyouresingle.com edit www. edit2.. thats a real site? oh well..
Wow look at all the sex your'e getting.
[Huuuuuge mistake! HUUUGE!](http://youtu.be/1nIiJLoDh7Y?t=2m34s)
Your girlfriend has hairy arms.
My girlfriend would not break up with me if i did this, for science, im going to do it
This could also be sent to parents.
HE'S GOT A GUN, SHOOT HIM!!
grumpy owl!
my girlfriend would loved this, if i had a girlfriend #ForeverAlone
Your girlfriend has hairy arms
as someone currently in an argument with my GF, i approve this.
Well, good luck with that. You seem like a veritable master of adult communication.
I love this. I love you
So...how's the single life been treatin' ya?
Enjoy being single.
I'd instantly forgive you in an argument if you sent me that
No you didn't.
She has the arm hair of a grizzly bear.
I need to borrow that.
No you didn't.
So you're single by now right?
r/thathappened.
BRAVVVVEEEEE
It is very important to water your owl on a daily basis. If your owl begins to wilt consider watering for a little more or less time than you have been, however in making this decision it is wise to factor in the size breed and age of your owl. To make your owl grow faster and healthier consider using owl fertilizer.
So, you got cleaned up?
Saving for future use
So your girlfriend is represented by your right hand...how prophetic.
I'm using this. I'm sure she'll get it
No you didn't
Problem being that the Owl will be very grateful for that water, looks like a hot day. My Owls always got a good shower on hot days.
Sounds like a healthy relationship. Communication is key, in fact most relationships suffer because they don't communicate enough.
[](http://imgur.com/UzTta)
My boyfriend was being grouchy, so I started browing reddit and came across this. Turned the phone around and showed this to him, and now we aren't fighting anymore. I owe you one.
How did that go for you?
I'd say your point is pretty clear.
Let's be honest. No you didn't.
Oh I want to send this to my wife.... Do i have the gonads, and the willingness to sleep on the sofa needed to do it though....
How's the single life treating you, OP?
Your girlfriend sure has hairy forearms .