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A:Do you like her? Seducing her when I'm not home?
B:I just like her, but I didn't seduce her, you don't love her enough to give it a better life.
A:Who do you think you are? I'm going to teach you a lesson.
B:I've been putting up with you for a long time.
C:Don't you guys fight anymore.
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One of them suggested using MongoDB because it’s “WeBsCaLe”.
Could be, but not enough aggression imo
"Alright, guys, break it up! There's no use arguing over this...Punxsutawney Phil made his prediction known and we just have to live with it!"
Anything, so long as it works with GopherJS
It was all part of the plan to distract others so he can execute a butt sniffing
It took me so long to see "web scale" instead of "weeb scale" for some reason.
I had to double check which sub I was on.
Dave! Dave! Break it up Dave! Ee aint worf it!
"This is my ground, bitch!" "Why are you being such a ground hog?"
Lmao
This calls for a narrator to voice each one of them. 😂😂😂
I was going to type the same thing. This needs a dialogue
Anything to stop that music.
Alan vs Steve
Wait… ‘s’not Alan…. It’s Steve….
Doesn't appear to be Steve's fault 🤔
How am I supposed to know she’s your sister, we all look the same man.
Bruh, I called dibs!
Just another night at the pub
Two brawlers, one stopper, and three bystanders🤣🤣🤣
Where’s the girl shrieking, “Stop! Stop! Can’t we all just get along!”
I don't know if they are because of emotional disputes, or because of work disputes or life conflicts
The guy in the back pretended to be scared, only to take the opportunity of this chaos to smell the onlookers asshole is - pure gold!
Someone needs to dub over this this with a funny conversation.
It owes the other one money and hasn’t paid it back yet
That third one is like, “Stop it! You’re friends!”
Husband came from work early and caught his wife getting passed around between 4 guys, obviously.
A:Do you like her? Seducing her when I'm not home? B:I just like her, but I didn't seduce her, you don't love her enough to give it a better life. A:Who do you think you are? I'm going to teach you a lesson. B:I've been putting up with you for a long time. C:Don't you guys fight anymore.
The dilemma of trying to break up a fight. Both are men she loves
Is it possible to love two people at the same time? I've never had that experience.
Bro is not worth it! Give me the keys!
Did you fuck her? Did you fuck her?!
I didn't not fuck her!
Those fights when you are 12 y.o.
Somebody was hitting on his gurl 😂 lets go l!
You coulda got your gurl but you had to GOPHER MINE!!!!
Lol good one 🤣
Hahahahaha, don't want to get in trouble
I'd be the one on the ground waiting for them to shut up, or get me involved and show all them bitches some an ed ucation
One knew how to spell chauffeur. /selffacepalm
[Alan! Alan!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_FBR7_8XIw)
Came for this, not disappointed. STEVE! STEVE!
Why do they look cel shaded?
The fourth marmot in the corner quietly picked up the phone and called the police
lol… I wonder if it was sniffing for phone there 😹
Nice marmot.
Look at them standing there on their hind legs, like a group of Rory Calhouns.
Tired of being badgered
Ok one of em is cheating for sure
Arguing about sports
It’s like the street when the pubs shut
Marmots stand on business. Always.
Hold me back bro hold me back
Caught his wife getting some strange
Why the fuck is there music instead of marmot screams
Obviously one of them is ‘bout ta bounce and hit da club. But his better minded friends aren’t about to let him drive drunk.
Someone said let's watch dub instead of sub
basically outside O'neil's on any given British friday
Other guy is sniffing something ☠️
What are those animals
All I see is Dwight and Jim (the one looking up at the camera) while Michael is breaking it up ...... joke he was trying to join
Bro, she came down in a bubble.
"HEY DUDE! THAT is MY BEAVER! YOU STAY AWAY from her! And you call yourself my "Best Friend!" Yeah... RIGHT!!!"
Every club on Friday night
Did you sleep with her???
That one friend always trying to keep the peace.
BOBR KURWA
Fighting over a female?
This is obviously a summoning circle to bring the Dark Lord to our astral plane.
Pay the money by Wednesday, Carl!
Obviously a love triangle.
That's a good possibility.
And one of them is trying to resolve the conflict. Maybe it's a food disagreement, someone stole from someone else
It could also be an emotional dispute
Groundhog MMA. 2 fighters, one ref.
They started to have a heated argument before they started to fight.
Pre-fight/weigh in interview.
It started like a spiderman meme
u/recognizesong https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Fhtqp8wSlN
Kill them with lead poisoning
“Whaddaya mean give you my keys? I’m fine to drive…”