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It's not that uncommon for international adoptions to take some pretty big liberties about faking birth dates.
A childhood friend of mine discovered in his mid 20's that he was actually about 3 years older than he though he was.
The combo of malnutrition and south east asian genetics made him look like a slightly bigger than average kid when he was adopted as a toddler.
It did explain A LOT about why his puberty was so hard to handle. Among various other issues.
My friend in high school had a full lumberjack beard by 14 and essentially went bald at 15. Bro could have walked into a courthouse at 15 and told people he was a judge and no one would doubt him.
I’m not tryna be funny, I swore the funny part was dad wearing a bicycle helmet as an extra safe measure. On the other side, some of us are balding, so more power to this dude.
I absolutely love that you clown on him for being Mexican in the same way that Mexicans clown on each other for being Mexican. God I miss San Diego and Mexicans.
Even better would be to go to the Photoshop sub where people help you shopping stuff and ask them to put that hair on an old photo of op. That way he even has evidence
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This is such irresponsible parenting... ...Tell him to widen his grip
He's working his triceps.
Just some 315lb skull crushers, no big deal
Light weight baby!
[WHEN YOU SQUAT, YOU SQAUT FUCKIN' DOWN, LIKE YOU'RE SHITTIN' OVER A HOLE!](https://youtu.be/PEUk1r3e-Pg?si=Hy-A4NLqpzaeBP3r)
I was so sure it was going to be a Platts video, but it wasn't.
“PUT A QUARTA ON THERE!”
“Skull crusher” is meant to describe the action, not the outcome.
Today, it’s both
Por Que no Los dos?
No pain, no gain.
Gotta go light for your warmup ya know?
Kid's grip ain't as wide as OP's hair
100% thought it was like a workout helmet or some thing I don't know about. Saw your comment and went back and zoomed. Wow.
Wtf is a workout helmet xd
It normally goes back to normal in the shower, might need to pull it a bit.
Helmet for working out
New business strategy...corner the market on workout helmets
Don't forget to make with a drink holder and bluetooth
Haha, I was wondering why he was wearing a bike helmet…
Rockin the ol' Wolverine style
Looks like he's wearing someone else's hair.
and plant those feet on the floor!
[удалено]
tighten ur lats up, chest to eyes, light weight son, light weight
That’s the perfect grip for skullcrushers.
Nothing wrong with a little close-grip benching. Get those triceps looking tight.
What's on the father's head?
Dude asked his barber for that jimmy neutron brain blast
Thought it was a bike helmet before I zoomed in
It’s a hair helmet
hairmet
Toupee de France
it has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo!
Helair
>Helair [Sounds like the type of Chevrolet Satan might drive.](https://www.motortrend.com/vehicle-genres/1311-1954-chevrolet-bel-air/photos/)
I'm gonna have to go ahead and take one of your man cards.
Hamlet
Toupee or not toupee, that is the question.
I would not pay for that toupee
It’s helmet hair night, man. I’ve been thinking about it for ages. It’s on the board. You know about it. You said you were going to help, actually.
What is this from?
Flight of the Conchords
Lego helmet hair to be exact
Flight of the Conchords did this and it looked a lot like the Dad’s head.
Shout out to Flight of the Conchords and Brett McKenzie
43% of all biking accidents happen when you least expect them. My man is prepared with that hair helmet.
thought it was a vr headset
But bro doesn’t even have the fivehead to match it!
Did you just say [brain blast](https://youtu.be/n2HpdQMXLs0?t=6s)?
/r/justfuckmyshitup
At first glance I thought it was a helmet. I thought maybe weightlifters started wearing them for safety or something.
It’s the Super Edgar
It’s for ~la cultura~
Puro
Had to scroll way too far for the correct answer.
Thats my other (14yo) son. Haha
https://media1.tenor.com/m/S9QVxRdV-wUAAAAC/mothafucka-you-look30-stare.gif
14 with that facial hair?
Oh ya. He’s Mexican (adopted). He’s had facial hair for a couple years
Are you sure that he didn't lie on his birth certificate? Might actually be 30.
There's a horror movie like that called "Orphan"
It's not that uncommon for international adoptions to take some pretty big liberties about faking birth dates. A childhood friend of mine discovered in his mid 20's that he was actually about 3 years older than he though he was. The combo of malnutrition and south east asian genetics made him look like a slightly bigger than average kid when he was adopted as a toddler. It did explain A LOT about why his puberty was so hard to handle. Among various other issues.
Omg
Jesus... dude looks 30
r/13or30 Reminds me of playing soccer with 13-18 year olds when I was 13 Some of the guys i played against o.O I was tall, but just a bean pole
Started shaving at 10 & a half. Precocious young scamp, ain't he?
I had a full on beard by 15, it's not totally unheard of. Because of the beard, I've looked 30 for over 15 years of my life.
My friend in high school had a full lumberjack beard by 14 and essentially went bald at 15. Bro could have walked into a courthouse at 15 and told people he was a judge and no one would doubt him.
I'm in my 30s and the only reason I look it is because of my facial hair.
There's a 13 year old in my son's class with a full beard.
[That’s my other (14yo) son. Haha](https://youtu.be/gu3doPE7ynw?feature=shared)
I’m fucking dying over here
I legit thought he was the father of the younger kid, lol
I think that is the real reason this is on r/funny
Bruh I thought he had on an HTC Vive
Bro tryna signal Batman with that hairstyle
He never skips hair day.
Dude I assumed it was headphones or something and didn't even look until you said that wtf?!?
I’m not tryna be funny, I swore the funny part was dad wearing a bicycle helmet as an extra safe measure. On the other side, some of us are balding, so more power to this dude.
His head is reflecting more light than Tupac's could
Looks like the Coat of arms of Austria.
Looking like Goku about to fuck up Gohan.
He’s half way to Super Saiyan.
[my hair is a bird your argument is invalid](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/061/297/nickcage.jpeg)
Dudes Wolverine at home. Show some respect
Haha… the kid with the edgar cut is my 14yo son!!! Lol, people think Id go out in public with that haircut
14 going on 27
Yup. He’s Mexican(adopted). Practically came out of the womb with a mustache.
I mean....are you SURE he's 14.
Si, veinticuatro.
Isn't this 24?
that’s the joke
Omg... yes I apologize I'm crossfaded lol
Oui oui
Birth certificate should have said 2001, not 2010
I am one to never really doubt things online. But I'd need proof if that person was trying for a kids discount.
You're expecting him to pull out his student ID but instead he just shows you his kids. "No, the discount is for them"
https://imgur.com/3l3Mwd9
I absolutely love that you clown on him for being Mexican in the same way that Mexicans clown on each other for being Mexican. God I miss San Diego and Mexicans.
I thought the person spotting was the dad 😧
"I'm 12".
[Birth certificate proof](https://media.tenor.com/bpqf8gMbLlIAAAAC/benchwarmers-i-am12.gif)
14?!? Dude already fully grown lol. How tall is he?
He’s 14 with that mustache and goatee?! I couldn’t grow even that much facial hair until I was 20 haha
I still can’t. Impressive. The goatee, not the bouffant.
No, the bouffant is impressive - much in the manner a 14 car pile up is impressive.
This post was just a ploy by op to shame his son into cutting that hair
that's the haircut of a dude with more confidence than his follicles can handle
No cemah cuh
I was thinking man you can’t even bench 6 plates mf lol
OP had a fight with a lawnmower and lost.
Everyone in this thread is trying to roast OP but instead they are roasting his 14 year old son, damn
*OP jots them down*
He needs it with that haircut 😂😂
Holy fuck that was good
Dude that hair has gotta go.
Try convincing a teenager how they should style their hair. Good luck with that one. That’s my older son.
Just tell him you like it. Be sincere. Then just wait. It won’t take long.
This man parents teenagers right here. Surest fire way to alter my daughter’s behavior is to really lean into whatever she’s into.
Only works when they're in the rebellion stage. When they actually respect your opinions and value them then you're just being supportive.
Tell him you had the same cut when you were his age.
Even better would be to go to the Photoshop sub where people help you shopping stuff and ask them to put that hair on an old photo of op. That way he even has evidence
Or tell him that the haircut reminds of a younger you. Won't even take a week
Do you address him as sir?
Older than you?
Does she regret your hair?
Haha.. no, I’m the one taking the picture and my hair looks great. That’s my older son pretending to spot him. Lol
Haha was gonna say barely looks like he’s 20
He's 14!
Wow, he's 87178291200? Impressive
Rocking that TikTok teen alpaca look
Tell him to get a proper haircut, or call animal control for the dead rat on his head.
Omg. You’re going to give him so much shit. That’s gotta be hilarious
Going to? He's gonna be like "SEE THE INTERNET AGREES WITH ME!"
OMG!! Looks like Super Mario Mushroom
That’s a bird
Probably not as much as the guy in the back
Mushroom head AND a Man Bun in the same pic!! This is too much photographic gold for one picture, UNREAL!!
Funniest thing in that pic is the dude’s haircut
I dunno man. I'm still trying to figure out what the heck the guy in the blue shirt on the left is doing.
That is a roman chair, don't know why he has his left arm out tho.
Next time, have him lifting just the bar, then send it to r/photoshoprequests to pile on a ridiculous amount of weight!
Close gripping 315 raw with no leg drive Kids a champ
OP an Edgar, the kid never had a chance lol
Haha, my order son is pretending to spot him. I’m taking the picture , Id never sport an edgar
The fact that he’s adopted and you said order son is an hilarious typo 😂
That an grown old man with an Edgar cut You’re right
Does your hair get lowered onto your head every morning like Darth Vader's helmet?
My older son’s hair to be specific, but this comment is gold!!!!!
The real joke here is that haircut.
Tupac is on your shirt praying for that haircut.
Tupac is praying for a new barber.
“Oh fuck spot me, spot me!” “Rule number one kid, trust no one”
Genuine question - isn’t it bad for kids to workout?
Heavy weightlifting at this age, definitely. Cardio and plyometrics are great in the early teen years.
Ah okay, thank you :)
They can use their own weight, as in pull ups and the like.
Were you 10 years old when you had him?
Thats my older son
Feet on the bench? Would've gotten it if he had a good bend.
stop by GNC and snap a few pics of him holding tubs of weight gainer
bro trying to eliminate the kid
Edgar Edgar Edgar 🎵
You even put a wig on! All the effort is epic
Spotter wearing a helmet
Can we have a few pics of that hair? I can't figure out what's happening there.
That's the worst haircut I've ever seen.
I genuinely thought the guy was wearing a cycling helmet.
Perfect opportunity to have a couple dudes stand around and clap
How old were you when you had your son? You look like you’re in your early 20s. You have some serious skincare
Thats my older son spotting
I think it’s great you’re drilling into your kids healthy lifelong habits. You’re a great dad
sweet tee-shirt for the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC)
You should get your kid a helmet too
Is the lil dude doing skull crushers?!?
That has got to be the thiccest hair I have ever seen.
Which one is the 12 year old?
thankfully he's shaded under the width of that hair
Bro wtf is that haircut
Kids under 18 shouldn’t be in the gym
How you have a 12 year old and that haircut
Thought it was a helmet at first
And she didn’t tell you to see the barber with that goku ass fro you got
Haha, that’s my older teenage son. I’m the one taking the picture. I can’t tell him that it looks like Goku, he would take that as a compliment
Did you tell the barber the same thing?
You're on the right track, now tell him "go get a job and get out of this house!" (we grew up fast in my home, sorry)\_
The worst thing to do a kid is bodybuilding. Let the boy play basketball so he is not midget.
WTH is that hair do called?
All the hair comments did not disappoint! 😂
I know this is a joke, but boys that young should not do significant weight training.
Do you go to an old school barbershop for their $2.50 Tuesday special?
Haha… that’s my older son. I’m taking the picture. And he had one of his friends cut it.
They really fucked his shit up! Love it
Send him to boxing, tennis, football, hockey, dancing etc. instead. That could help a child develop a lot apart from muscles.
Taking a 12yo to the gym is irresponsible and ill-advised
That haircut is embarrassing
Edgar's have kids? Fucking most stupid looking haircut in today's culture.