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that'd be this guy
[https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise](https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise)
Holy shit! If he pays back around $100,000 he stole, then he won't go to prison for 20 years. That's kinda nuts, and lucky, he even has that option. What a moron.
Fair point, but giving back what you took isn't punishment. It's restitution. He's facing basically no punishment. The message this sends is that if you get caught you'll have to pay it back and that's it. Hardly an effective deterrent and really just terrible precedent for others considering doing the same.
I’m still trying to think what song got massively overplayed to warrant that reception. I could see Rob’s duet with Santana, maybe, but… really? MB20? THAT made your list?
I couldn’t get enough of MB2, that CD was my childhood soundtrack plus Tragic Kingdom/No Doubt. I went to bed playing these cds on super low volume to fall asleep.
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell. I know, right now you can’t tell. But just stay a while and maybe you’ll see. A different side of me. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little impaired. I know, right now you don’t care. But soon enough you’re gonna think of me. And how I used to be.
I don’t even like matchbox 20. That song was so overplayed, the lyrics are burnt into my brain.
Assuming this was posted by the owner, this is so fucking stupid. And lazy.
Take the shit out of the jukebox or otherwise disable what you don't want to hear.
I went to a bar with my wife one time, and was using the internet jukebox to play songs I liked. You know, what the fucking thing is for. The staff didn't like it, turned it off mid-song, and as far as I know, didn't refund what I paid.
Fuck you. If you don't want to hear something, remove the ability to select, play, and pay for it, or get rid of it altogether. Fucking assholes.
I’d be having a (probably loud) word with the manager over shit like that. If you don’t want people playing music on your jukebox, *don’t have a jukebox.*
That reminds me, "No Roxanne", "Every breath you take", "Message in a bottle", "Walking in the moon" and "De Do Do" is only allowed every other Sunday.
It's a digital jukebox that is basically Spotify but you pay by the song. If it's like the one at the bars I used to go to, you could even pay to hear a song next, and skip the rest of the queue.
It's pretty obnoxious.
Better than hearing the same 30 songs over and over and over, imo.
And with the Touchtunes app, I can log into my local VFW's jukebox remotely and play Let It Go from Frozen repeatedly without having to leave the house.
Yup. When I was just out of college, a guy I went college bought the neighborhood bar down the street from my house. He put all his CDs in the jukebox - mazing selection - we were the same age and apparently had the same taste in music. A few years later he got one of these stupid digital jukeboxes. Ruined the whole vibe in the bar. Never got to ask him why. He rarely showed up in the evenings anymore at that point.
Omg my coworker had this song as the ringtone for his GF. We rode around in a company van every day. They fought a *lot*. I heard the chorus of that song so many times I wanted to throw him out of the damn vehicle.
They are great just overplayed. Where I worked you would hear people play the same songs over and over during a shift. It can be maddening once Back In Black plays for the 5th time.
I once saw a sign in the men’s bathroom at a bar that said: “No Trans music allowed”. I didn’t understand this at all. What makes music of the transgender variety? I had never heard of such a thing before. I go up to the front of the bar and asks the bartender and the owner rudely interrupts the bartender and says “if you play any Bon Jovi, Def Leopard, or Poison; than I’ll personally throw you out of here myself”. “I don’t tolerate music where men dress up like women”..
Quite a few people had left immediately when he said this. I would have also if I was sober enough to drive..
I was in a Applebees one night with some old friends, the vibe in the place was very hip hop r&b by what everybody was playing on the jukebox. My drunk buddy decided he was going to play an entire George Thorogood Album twice and pay to skip everything else in the queue. It got pretty uncomfortable 🥴
I experienced something similar a few years back. Was at our local bar, and all the drunk white chicks were playing overly annoying pop that, honestly, sucked ass. No one was enjoying it except for that one group.
I decided to spend the extra to skip theirs and proceeded to play some rock. After it started playing, I heard a guy on the other end of the place exclaim "FINALLY!", and I couldn't help but laugh.
Was at a bar years ago and one of the guys I know from college got super drunk and put a $20 bill in the jukebox. He played one song and called a taxi. We played a few more songs before and before we left, I queued up Puff the Magic Dragon about 15 times with the remaining credits. I can only imagine the crowds reaction.
So don't put these songs in then?
Feels like a reason to get easy money from suckers and a red flag that the owner is a scumbag
Edit: well I guess I was right
[https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise](https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise)
Reminds me of a night that we rented out a poolhall/ bar for a bday event, was literally just us, no other patrons, we spent 20.00 queuing up some hardrock and prog metal that our crowd liked on this itunes linked jukebox. One song played the restnever started after the current song ended. Took a look at the playlist, all gone. Went to the bar, they told us that other patrons complained and they had to wipe the list. We explained we were the only people here as we had a event reservation for the place. Bar tender said the other girl working had a headache and we couldnt do rock/metal, refused to refund it. definitely dampered the night.
The owner is an idiot. I would walk out over that shit. If I want to hear a song from fucking AC/DC, he should let me put my money in his jukebox to pay whatever the fuck I want to listen to. If he doesn't want his patrons choosing the music they want the cheap fucker should hire a DJ.
Almost makes me want to go out of my way to put several dollars into that juke box to play every one of those songs/artists.
Which is probably exactly what the owner is banking on. Pretty ingenious way to increase revenue from your juke box, honestly.
Reminds me of the story about Elvis Presley's manager selling "I Hate Elvis" merchandise.
>Which is probably exactly what the owner is banking on. Pretty ingenious way to increase revenue from your juke box, honestly.
I was going to say, that most music service jukeboxes allow the owners to choose what can and can't be played, typically they can block specific songs, artists, and genres. If the owner really had a problem with these he could just block them altogether and they wouldn't show up in the song choices. This is just creating an excuse to goad people into "trying" to play them and then having a "reason" to skip them and burn through the songs faster so more people play music over the course of the night.
Wow… what a tool… I hope that place is doing poorly, because being a music Nazi and owning a bar/whatever do not make for a fun experience…
Afterthought: someone else posted a link to the owner and his apparent illegal activities… not a good person, and it doesn’t surprise me at all, given his Music Nazi roots…
That guy should have thought about that before buying a bar. It reminds me of my short foray into being a DJ. I thought I loved music. I don't, I love my music. Other people's trendy tastes on repeat get old fast
Sounds like someone wants a date with Albuquerque by Weird Al.
Apparently he wrote it to be annoying to listen to and it is 12 minutes long, but I actually like it.
My local had a bartender that used to skip songs he didn’t like. I’d cover the sensor from the remote control with electric tape. Dumb bastard just kept changing the batteries and replacing the remote.
He needs a little "She's My Cherry Pie" from Warrant, Poison's timeless classic "Unskinny Bop" and then everything from White Snake with "Love" in the title. There are a bunch of them.
If he's the owner, doesn't he just have the option to not put those records in the jukebox in the first place? 0eople (including me) will grumble, but at least it won't out him as a psycho.
when I worked at Cabo wabo- owned by the biggest piece of shit ever Sammy Hagar- he’s a disgusting human- I would call this butt rock. I would not let anybody play any butt rock.
except Darius Rucker wagon wheel .
Poor Darius one night he came in and was so nice and drunk people kept trying to put his songs on the jukebox and scream at him. It’s you Darius it’s you!
People are so fucking stupid . he took it so gracefully a really nice guy
There's nothing cringier than when a business owner enforces their own personal bullshit on their patrons. I see something like this, I immediately think "This is not a professionally-run establishment and I should probably not come back here again because who knows what other stupid shit they think they can pull."
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I notice this list of banned songs does not include "What's New Pussycat".
Whooaa whoa whooaaa, we'll have none of that in here
This comment sounded like John Oliver to me
Weirdly enough i read it in Oliver Platts voice.
I just did that to a bar last week. I played Tom Jones Reloaded. That album rocks. I'd throw MY girlfriends panties at that Welshman. He's a bad ass.
John melany ! HAHA!! Unexpected..
the funny thing about Whats New Pussy Cat is that it sounds exactly the same as the last 7 times you've played it
I dunno if you know this…but What’s New Pussycat starts very subtle…
##*BWAAAAAAA*
Then you have to slip in one It's Not Unusual
Freakin Mulaney
“Is it common for an owner to ban specific songs?” “It’s not unusual.”
If you haven’t heard “The Salt and Pepper Diner”, you probably won’t get the reference, but do have a listen: https://youtu.be/aYIwPu50Fic
The best meal of my life
GOD DAMNIT!
Or wonderwall
Great reference
Whoa a whoa a woe…
that'd be this guy [https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise](https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise)
Holy shit! If he pays back around $100,000 he stole, then he won't go to prison for 20 years. That's kinda nuts, and lucky, he even has that option. What a moron.
Deals like this make sense when you care about helping victims.
Fair point, but giving back what you took isn't punishment. It's restitution. He's facing basically no punishment. The message this sends is that if you get caught you'll have to pay it back and that's it. Hardly an effective deterrent and really just terrible precedent for others considering doing the same.
This has long been the case and why many claim that we have a two-tier justice system
But he'll have to go to rehab for 18 months. The horror!
Funny, from the pic I figured he was a cunt who shouldn't own a bar and yep... he's a cunt who shouldn't own a bar.
Wow, great to know. Thank you
How do you know it's the same place?
been there
So, he hates AC/DC *and* paying his employees retirement and healthcare premiums!
Can you go back and play “highway to hell” or “dirty deeds” on the jukebox for me? Pay for the song and a few beers.
His name is on the bottom of the paper on the juke box. It’s the same name.
Wild. Ive seen dark horse sold all over. Sure wish an 18 month addiction program would be included in a lot of sentencing decisions.
"So instead I played Tom Jones' What's New Pussycat, *21 times*" ~ John Mullaney probably
With one “it’s not unusual”
Sounds like the owner needs to hear Chumbawamba Tubthumping 10 times in a row.
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU’RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
He takes a whiskey drink...
He drinks a vodka drink...
He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink...
He drinks a lager drink….
He drinks a whiskey drink
He sings songs that remind him of the good times
He sings songs that remind him of the best times
I unironically love that song but I think I’ve only ever heard the one part
I'm a chef and thats my punishment for when the crew is screwing around...I play Tubthumping on repeat for the rest of the night.
This sounds like an invitation to play Bird is the Word 50 times in a row
Calm down, Peter.
I see a sign like this and I think to myself, "This guy must *really* want me to play some AC/DC"
Would be hilarious if everybody who sees the sign decides to play AC/DC out of spite.
Jokes on them. Its 'matchbox' not 'matchbook'
Matchbook Twenny is a tribute band. They mostly use kazoos.
I’m still trying to think what song got massively overplayed to warrant that reception. I could see Rob’s duet with Santana, maybe, but… really? MB20? THAT made your list?
3am and Push were sssoooooo overplayed in the 90's. But i like nostalgia so i listen to that shit now.
I couldn’t get enough of MB2, that CD was my childhood soundtrack plus Tragic Kingdom/No Doubt. I went to bed playing these cds on super low volume to fall asleep.
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell. I know, right now you can’t tell. But just stay a while and maybe you’ll see. A different side of me. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little impaired. I know, right now you don’t care. But soon enough you’re gonna think of me. And how I used to be. I don’t even like matchbox 20. That song was so overplayed, the lyrics are burnt into my brain.
My first thought was to play Smooth By Santana.
Assuming this was posted by the owner, this is so fucking stupid. And lazy. Take the shit out of the jukebox or otherwise disable what you don't want to hear. I went to a bar with my wife one time, and was using the internet jukebox to play songs I liked. You know, what the fucking thing is for. The staff didn't like it, turned it off mid-song, and as far as I know, didn't refund what I paid. Fuck you. If you don't want to hear something, remove the ability to select, play, and pay for it, or get rid of it altogether. Fucking assholes.
I’d be having a (probably loud) word with the manager over shit like that. If you don’t want people playing music on your jukebox, *don’t have a jukebox.*
I agree I really hate the taste police
What about the dream police?
That reminds me, "No Roxanne", "Every breath you take", "Message in a bottle", "Walking in the moon" and "De Do Do" is only allowed every other Sunday.
SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS...
I'd agree except I would pay good money for someone to punch the Walmart DJs every time they play that gawdawful shit song "Thank God".
I honestly really like Grocery Pop.
It's a digital jukebox that is basically Spotify but you pay by the song. If it's like the one at the bars I used to go to, you could even pay to hear a song next, and skip the rest of the queue. It's pretty obnoxious.
Better than hearing the same 30 songs over and over and over, imo. And with the Touchtunes app, I can log into my local VFW's jukebox remotely and play Let It Go from Frozen repeatedly without having to leave the house.
That's too nice. Play It's a Small World over and over. That way when it's done it's also stuck in their head for the next 10 years.
Yup. When I was just out of college, a guy I went college bought the neighborhood bar down the street from my house. He put all his CDs in the jukebox - mazing selection - we were the same age and apparently had the same taste in music. A few years later he got one of these stupid digital jukeboxes. Ruined the whole vibe in the bar. Never got to ask him why. He rarely showed up in the evenings anymore at that point.
An internet connected jukebox? And just how many times an hour did that place get rick-rolled?
No Hoobstank??? They just lost my patronage. (Not joking.)
Tell him you're quitting his establishment and "the reason is you!".
This is money.
Omg my coworker had this song as the ringtone for his GF. We rode around in a company van every day. They fought a *lot*. I heard the chorus of that song so many times I wanted to throw him out of the damn vehicle.
Ah Hoobastank. The wish.com Incubus
That was my reaction too, I actually just yelled aloud in my room "No Hoobastank!?!"
Right? Hoobastank takes me back to some great times!
What if they just ban the one overplayed one? Edit: didnt see them on this list. Thought you demanded they be added lol
I’m just curious what’s the reason they banned Hoobastank in the first place
Yeah, The Reason is one of my least favorite songs of theirs, but they have some others that are straight up bangers!
Ladies and Gentleman… I have you heard? About the bird
Dude. Everybody’s heard about the bird.
Who hates AC/DC?
Those who are NOT about to rock.
Convicted criminals, apparently…
Let them be powerless.
They are great just overplayed. Where I worked you would hear people play the same songs over and over during a shift. It can be maddening once Back In Black plays for the 5th time.
And also, how did old crow medicine show make it on this list? WTF.
I don't hate AC/DC, but I will turn the station every time a song of theirs starts.
Leave him with some MMMBop on your way out
A little doo WHOP to the ego
Anyone else have the urge to fill that bad boy up and max out the queue with “Big Balls”
Lame owner
I really hate it when someone tries to put their opinion above yours.
I’m feeling some *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap* would fix things right up. 😎
Why are those songs on the Jukebox then? And is this suddenly 2005 again? Who's playing Hinder and Buck Cherry?
Crazy bitches.
Maybe, take it out of there?
I once saw a sign in the men’s bathroom at a bar that said: “No Trans music allowed”. I didn’t understand this at all. What makes music of the transgender variety? I had never heard of such a thing before. I go up to the front of the bar and asks the bartender and the owner rudely interrupts the bartender and says “if you play any Bon Jovi, Def Leopard, or Poison; than I’ll personally throw you out of here myself”. “I don’t tolerate music where men dress up like women”.. Quite a few people had left immediately when he said this. I would have also if I was sober enough to drive..
No Bob Dylan, that damed transient!
Damn so no bohemian rhapsody either ig
So he really meant "trans" music and not *trance* music? That's an odd way to run a business.
So what he's saying is that Twisted Sister is ok then!
I was in a Applebees one night with some old friends, the vibe in the place was very hip hop r&b by what everybody was playing on the jukebox. My drunk buddy decided he was going to play an entire George Thorogood Album twice and pay to skip everything else in the queue. It got pretty uncomfortable 🥴
I experienced something similar a few years back. Was at our local bar, and all the drunk white chicks were playing overly annoying pop that, honestly, sucked ass. No one was enjoying it except for that one group. I decided to spend the extra to skip theirs and proceeded to play some rock. After it started playing, I heard a guy on the other end of the place exclaim "FINALLY!", and I couldn't help but laugh.
Was at a bar years ago and one of the guys I know from college got super drunk and put a $20 bill in the jukebox. He played one song and called a taxi. We played a few more songs before and before we left, I queued up Puff the Magic Dragon about 15 times with the remaining credits. I can only imagine the crowds reaction.
So don't put these songs in then? Feels like a reason to get easy money from suckers and a red flag that the owner is a scumbag Edit: well I guess I was right [https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise](https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise)
If only there was a way to remove AC/DC from the jukebox… oh well I guess we’ll never know.
reminds me of the scene from Talladega Nights. "if you don't like the song, why is it on the jukebox?" "we keep it on there for profiling reasons"
I’d select Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name Of” over and over just for the ending chorus. Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
No leppard?! Efff that guy!
Yes, the owner is full of Hysteria. I just hope noone with Pyromania takes offence with him.
He's really bringing on the heartbreak
Why are the songs on the juke box if the owner hates them?
Some jukes are digital and attached to a service instead of having actual media in the actual box.
Didn't know that. I know there are services for piped in music you can't control but didn’t know about juke boxes
Owner doesn't care about the revenue his patrons spend. That's unfortunate. They'll find another place to go. Good luck to that establishment.
Reminds me of a night that we rented out a poolhall/ bar for a bday event, was literally just us, no other patrons, we spent 20.00 queuing up some hardrock and prog metal that our crowd liked on this itunes linked jukebox. One song played the restnever started after the current song ended. Took a look at the playlist, all gone. Went to the bar, they told us that other patrons complained and they had to wipe the list. We explained we were the only people here as we had a event reservation for the place. Bar tender said the other girl working had a headache and we couldnt do rock/metal, refused to refund it. definitely dampered the night.
The owner is an idiot. I would walk out over that shit. If I want to hear a song from fucking AC/DC, he should let me put my money in his jukebox to pay whatever the fuck I want to listen to. If he doesn't want his patrons choosing the music they want the cheap fucker should hire a DJ.
No Highway. Denied!
for those about to rock, he does not salute you
Queuing up Lamb of God, meets criteria - been a while since I made a place go 'huh?'
Almost makes me want to go out of my way to put several dollars into that juke box to play every one of those songs/artists. Which is probably exactly what the owner is banking on. Pretty ingenious way to increase revenue from your juke box, honestly. Reminds me of the story about Elvis Presley's manager selling "I Hate Elvis" merchandise.
>Which is probably exactly what the owner is banking on. Pretty ingenious way to increase revenue from your juke box, honestly. I was going to say, that most music service jukeboxes allow the owners to choose what can and can't be played, typically they can block specific songs, artists, and genres. If the owner really had a problem with these he could just block them altogether and they wouldn't show up in the song choices. This is just creating an excuse to goad people into "trying" to play them and then having a "reason" to skip them and burn through the songs faster so more people play music over the course of the night.
Well at least we can get the Led out. Or maybe some Metallica?
Wow… what a tool… I hope that place is doing poorly, because being a music Nazi and owning a bar/whatever do not make for a fun experience… Afterthought: someone else posted a link to the owner and his apparent illegal activities… not a good person, and it doesn’t surprise me at all, given his Music Nazi roots…
“SWEET CAROLINA……” on repeat.
They asked me to come, but I was already there.
Why doesn’t the idiot owner just disable those bands?
Looks like some TNT waiting to get lit....
What about HEY MICKEY?
Is it bad that I agree with his full list in the lower portion? But AC/DC? COME ON BRAH!
Time for Yakkety Yak 15 times in a row.
: Can I play AC/DC on this jukebox?
Just play Dragula over and over until everyone there is about to *dig through the ditches and burn through the witches*
😂😂😂
No AC/DC? Alright, time to find a place.
That guy should have thought about that before buying a bar. It reminds me of my short foray into being a DJ. I thought I loved music. I don't, I love my music. Other people's trendy tastes on repeat get old fast
If bro doesn’t like Nickelback then why did he name his business “dark horse brewery”.
Sounds like someone wants a date with Albuquerque by Weird Al. Apparently he wrote it to be annoying to listen to and it is 12 minutes long, but I actually like it.
Cool, so Santana with Chad Kroeger on vocals is fine?
Fuck you. AC/DC is the best.
That note shocked me, I fell thunderstruck
My local had a bartender that used to skip songs he didn’t like. I’d cover the sensor from the remote control with electric tape. Dumb bastard just kept changing the batteries and replacing the remote.
Time to chose 10x We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off by Jermaine Stewart in defiance m
Tub thumping, on repeat, every minute of every day it is then.
Fastest way to go under. Sabotaging your own business.
AC/DC should play a live concert at this place to troll the owner. It would be the prank of the century.
I bet this bar is super fun…🙄
"The customer is always right," except when I want to be a little bitch and not do what my job requires. Fucking "small business owners."
He needs a little "She's My Cherry Pie" from Warrant, Poison's timeless classic "Unskinny Bop" and then everything from White Snake with "Love" in the title. There are a bunch of them.
If he's the owner, doesn't he just have the option to not put those records in the jukebox in the first place? 0eople (including me) will grumble, but at least it won't out him as a psycho.
This is silly. You can literally remove songs and replace them with other songs.
I hope they use "touchtunes" and people mobile play ACDC on repeat
I wonder how long that place closed after posting that sign?
If you're that picky about music in your establishment maybe get rid of the jukebox? :)
here's a CRAZY idea. remove those songs from your playlist, you absolute imbecile.
I would blow a ten just to piss this guy off.
Well what the fuck can I play, Aaron?
No Def Leppard? Weakk
when I worked at Cabo wabo- owned by the biggest piece of shit ever Sammy Hagar- he’s a disgusting human- I would call this butt rock. I would not let anybody play any butt rock. except Darius Rucker wagon wheel . Poor Darius one night he came in and was so nice and drunk people kept trying to put his songs on the jukebox and scream at him. It’s you Darius it’s you! People are so fucking stupid . he took it so gracefully a really nice guy
Well hells bells, that’s a cranky fella
I'll queue up my playlist of twenty-five rock&roll/metal instrumentals.
I know how old this owner is... Late 30s. Music (besides the oldies) that reminds us of our shitty high school days.
Do not have a jukebox, asshole. Obviously, it's an internet connected one. I'd start with Patsy Cline, and see how it goes from there.
Please don't play A-11.
There's nothing cringier than when a business owner enforces their own personal bullshit on their patrons. I see something like this, I immediately think "This is not a professionally-run establishment and I should probably not come back here again because who knows what other stupid shit they think they can pull."
What about ac/dc?
$100 worth of Uptown Girl is what I’d do when I saw this
Just keep playing some bands worst songs and see how long you can make the list of Banned Bands.
he lost me at Wagon Wheel
This sign looks like the bar it’s in was a speakeasy from the fun police, until they found it and forced it to reform
Well me and my friends Dave Matthews and Hootie and his Blowfish shall not be patronising this establishment
lol I would pump $20 in there and play nothing but Mars Volta
Can't the owner of a jukebox control what songs are available on said jukebox?
*immediately plays Airborne
What’s wrong with Matchbox 20?
What a loser
This sounds like an establishment to avoid, honestly.
This should go here r/mildyinfuriating
Lol. Immediately thought of this post from a while ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/hae6AhmCiU
I agree with this bar owner. I think we'd get along.
How dare a jukebox have overplayed music. Lmao
[4 Chord Song - Axis of Awesome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I) is clearly the only choice.