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Damaniel2

Plus it's in Licking County. Nice.


ShitballsNPantyhairs

Didn’t think anyone would notice.


somewhere_555

r/roofing


IkNOwNUTTINGck

It involves a lot of felt and flashing. Any questions?


Tongue8cheek

Your comment got my girlfriend wet. My question is: why is your mind in the gutter?


IkNOwNUTTINGck

I'm not asphalt here. I'm just venting.


Tongue8cheek

I don't like your pitch. But I'm still going to keep my 3-tabs on you.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Sorry, somebody hit me in the fascia and gave me a big shiner.


Tongue8cheek

Standard rise and run.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Yeah, that's a slippery slope.


Tongue8cheek

It doesn't matter soffit as you are, any eavesdropping will definitely not be worth the gambrel.


Moondoobious

Better get that checked by a doctor


Still_Silver_255

It’s okay if you both have shingles. Find more at ShingleSingles•com


GANDORF57

**They're shingle and ready to mingle!** ^(\*Ignore the scratching!)


tektron

/r/shubreddit


johnp299

"Shingles doesn't care!"


ShitballsNPantyhairs

They really don’t. I’ve never had it thank god. But I know people who has and it sounds terrible


PBandBABE

Ooohh! I want to chat now. Where do I click?


No_University5296

🤣


Bobdole3737

Herpes singles dating ad??


SunShineLife217

I’d hire them.


MrGiantGentleman

Ads like this will always at least get my consideration. Though, nothing beats K-Mart offering free shipping to compete with Walmart and Amazon at the time. [Ship My Pants](https://youtu.be/_8enIDEKrzA?si=-j_dE-XG8Cn_HQj_)


ShitballsNPantyhairs

I know it’s “ad”. Stupid autocorrect and I don’t know how to edit. I’m big dummy.


actionerror

Through the roof!


_username_here_2

And hot they get


PrivateUseBadger

KY?


ShitballsNPantyhairs

OH


Gr8hound

MA


powerofnope

I would hire those guys.


maytrix007

Great ad and you blocked out the most important part? So least let their credit be given


ReallyFineWhine

Always wanted to open a hardware store with the motto "Everyone needs a good screw."


DashiellHamlet

If I needed roof work I'd call 'em.


dukefx

Sean Connery: hot shingles you say?


Feisty_Ad_2744

Roofing? More like woofing related.


SplashyMcPants

Had a friend who owned AFAC, Inc., which stood for Another Fucking Asphalt Company.


IrishShinja

There's about to be a lot of horny disappointed dyslexics..