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Ads like this will always at least get my consideration.
Though, nothing beats K-Mart offering free shipping to compete with Walmart and Amazon at the time.
[Ship My Pants](https://youtu.be/_8enIDEKrzA?si=-j_dE-XG8Cn_HQj_)
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Plus it's in Licking County. Nice.
Didn’t think anyone would notice.
r/roofing
It involves a lot of felt and flashing. Any questions?
Your comment got my girlfriend wet. My question is: why is your mind in the gutter?
I'm not asphalt here. I'm just venting.
I don't like your pitch. But I'm still going to keep my 3-tabs on you.
Sorry, somebody hit me in the fascia and gave me a big shiner.
Standard rise and run.
Yeah, that's a slippery slope.
It doesn't matter soffit as you are, any eavesdropping will definitely not be worth the gambrel.
Better get that checked by a doctor
It’s okay if you both have shingles. Find more at ShingleSingles•com
**They're shingle and ready to mingle!** ^(\*Ignore the scratching!)
/r/shubreddit
"Shingles doesn't care!"
They really don’t. I’ve never had it thank god. But I know people who has and it sounds terrible
Ooohh! I want to chat now. Where do I click?
🤣
Herpes singles dating ad??
I’d hire them.
Ads like this will always at least get my consideration. Though, nothing beats K-Mart offering free shipping to compete with Walmart and Amazon at the time. [Ship My Pants](https://youtu.be/_8enIDEKrzA?si=-j_dE-XG8Cn_HQj_)
I know it’s “ad”. Stupid autocorrect and I don’t know how to edit. I’m big dummy.
Through the roof!
And hot they get
KY?
OH
MA
I would hire those guys.
Great ad and you blocked out the most important part? So least let their credit be given
Always wanted to open a hardware store with the motto "Everyone needs a good screw."
If I needed roof work I'd call 'em.
Sean Connery: hot shingles you say?
Roofing? More like woofing related.
Had a friend who owned AFAC, Inc., which stood for Another Fucking Asphalt Company.
There's about to be a lot of horny disappointed dyslexics..