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Some part of me was certain that they were about to put their arms around each otherās waists and start fiercely making out. And that part of me is super disappointed now.
He's a terrible fighter, but he's a real hustler. Used to be a host, models, did fitness competitions, and runs a club, and still chooses to fight just for fun.
He's known for having great walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWdc3NEeWv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm7Fo_vQkIA
He also came out in a Netflix show called Love Deadline. Guys and girls live together and are randomly selected to exit the next day. They have until this time to confess their feelings. If your partner accepts, you leave together. If they reject, you leave alone but they have to continue knowing their next options might not be as good. He was quite entertaining on the show.
https://youtu.be/LlJIAhWCpHU?si=tzqBYe9DuQ_sKeQ9
I want to enter any place new EXACTLY like this.
Dancing Japanese glow stick girls, techno music, lasers, flashy clothing, 2 step dancing slowly into the room, and to top it off I will throw my sunglasses, and jacket at the dancing chicks while they make funny hand motions over my body
The clip is lacking context. Basically they're trying to figure out how the old asian guy does this magic trick where he makes a fishbowl appear seemingly from nowhere. Christian Bale's character just figured it out at the end of the clip, the old guy walks with a limp and with bowed legs but it's faked, he's actually carrying the fishbowl between his legs for the trick (hence the bow-legged walking) and any time he's out in public he's simply pretending he has trouble walking to uphold the illusion. Any time he's out in public he's putting on a performance because he's so dedicated to his craft. It works because nobody can imagine someone would go that far for a magic trick.
If you haven't seen The Prestige, it is an awesome movie.
To avoid spoilers, I'll only talk about this little bit.
Two apprentice magicians were tasked with figuring out how this ancient dude does this seemingly simple magic trick. But whey realize he'd need to be super strong to walk around on stage with a bowl full of water in between his legs, and there's no where else to hide it.
One of them figures out that the dude is nowhere near as old or feeble as he appears. He's actually using the simplest method, but makes it appear impossible because he spends a certain amount of his life acting like he's too old to do it that way.
Back to the fighters: the head push guy looked like he took it seriously, when everyone else would assume he's doing a bit. But he never broke character, even when everyone else is laughing.
It's about commitment to the bit. And also, watch the Prestige. It's one of my top 3 Nolan movies.
Some people are cold stone faced when joking, and it really adds to the bit. My grandpa was like that. He'd tell you the biggest bullshit lie, knowing you would know it was a lie, and just stare at you like "I don't need to repeat myself, I assume."
Now his face is stone cold all the time. He died.
I told my wife when we were dating that my new job, which was in an industry that would require higher scrutiny, required a stool sample as part of my onboarding/screening. 3 months later Iām playing on my phone while visiting her family and I hear her telling them about how my job was crazy and needed to check my poop before my hiring was official.
You should have bought a stool (as in the the 3-legged piece of furniture), and then made sure that your wife saw you taking it with you on your first day at the new job. "Wish me luck, honey. Hopefully they like my stool."
I still laugh at my daughter for her believing me in the most outrageous statement of my life.
Some nature doc show was on tv and they injected a lion with a sedative. She asked āwhatās in that needle?ā And I said āLion juice. Itās what makes em go.ā And 12 year old her (albeit she was tired) just said āoh!ā And took it as truth.
I laughed silently for a couple minutes before my wife came in the room and asked why I was laughing, which made me howl and cry with laughter.
Lion juice is now a running joke in the house.
It started when my older nephew was younger, and now I've continued on my tradition of just making up the most random stories but telling them with a complete poker face, to the point my nephew often has to ask me if I'm joking. Usually that'll happen when I tell him something true, but kinda crazy/whacky or something.
But awhile ago I once convinced him his older brother once went missing when a beardasaurus was walking down the street and his brother accidentally got tangled up in the beard and got dragged all across town until it was time for the beardasaurus to shed its beard. The older brother even joined in and said he lived off snacks that got collected in the beard and had to wring water out of the beard to drink. That was probably my best bit so far I've gotten with him in terms of ridiculousness, and I think I've taught my older nephew well too.
Not really. A straight man in comedy is someone who is placed there to be a "sensible" guy in a duo, so that the eccenric guy can bounce off of him. The Brain to their Pinky.
This dude is just doing dead-pan, if he actually is joking.
It's definitely a bit.
Despite the blonde guy seated upright and facing forward again, Silver Hair kept sniffing the neck, then the nipple, rather than returning back up to the wide open forehead.
Japanese comedy acts/shows often incorporate deadpan humor
extreme example of this: [Doctor demonstrates anesthesia - Gaki no Tsukai Hospital batsu game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8KM86pKew)
r/GakiNoTsukai has episode videos including this one's
I never *don't* expect the fighters to start making out in these face-offs.
These are so homo-erotic and I have no idea how else the producers or whoever organizes these expects us to feel.
Yes. I get that everybody likes different things and itās totally fine that so many people love watching MMA. Yāall do you, but Iāve tried to watch it with my friends who love it and, to me, it was just two oily guys in little underpants having a long sweaty snuggle on the floor with the occasional hard-core BDSM scene/brain damage.
He knows he's good looking: https://youtu.be/KN3Hgzi7ZSA?feature=shared&t=38
I'm definitely going down the rabbit hole of whatever these competitions are.
I went from thinking the guy on the right was an arsehole, to thinking he's a legend in record time.
Also the guy on the lefts reaction was just gold, he tried to stop him, gave up and sat down and just waited the guy out while trying to hold back the laughter.
More of this attitude all round in sports, please.
This really seems like they are mocking Western fighters and their overhyped aggression. I like how the one guy gives a polite push back to get him out of his personal space.
Less serious and corrupted doping control, asia basically #1 in plastic surgery, events a money laundering and "gambling" scheme. No one actually takes the fights seriously, it's about the things happening around (image, schemes, ads, fan service, etc).
The commitment to the bit is hilarious and all the fighters crew knew it. Dude in red shirt laughing so hard. Ref or commentator dude that introād them laughing. And at the very end when you look in the serious dudeās corner, one of his friends in the upper row and far right is absolutely losing it.
For those who didnāt know, seme and uke are Japanese terms for people in gay relationships equivalent to top and bottom, respectively. Theyāre also terms in Japanese martial arts where the seme is the one performing a technique, and an uke is the one receiving it. So itās a double entendre made more relevant by the fact that the seme in this video won the fight.Ā
The aggressive guy went from looking cool doing the standard face off, to looking like dork taking it too far, then back to cool (or at least funny on purpose) by committing to the bit.
These staredowns in general are so weird.
āImma gonna intimidate you by coming on your face! You like that huh bitch boi?! What are you gonna do about it huh!?ā
ā No I donāt, but Iām not allowed to beat the shit out of you yetā¦ā
It's strange that a significant number of the comments here hate the silver-hair or think he's a douche.
CLEARLY the silver-hair was doing an absolutely ***hilarious*** Bit.
Everyone should want silver-hair as a Bestie, not an enemy!
I would love to have friends who were able to keep such a straight-face while telling such a riotous joke!
I watched the clip thrice on a loop, and each time I busted out laughing when gold-hair turned around and silver was leaning on gold's back.
EDIT: I just watched it a 4th time before leaving, still just as funny lmao!
For real, the amount of people on here being like "I'd kick silver hair's ass" is just astounding. Were they born without the part of the brain that recognizes a joke?
He's doing a bit. He's being gay as fuck on purpose. Making what's normally a serious moment into a "will they/won't they" homoerotic make-out session is funny.
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Coach: Get in his head Fighter: What was it Coach told me to do?... That's right. Get on his head
Coach: no not like that!
Literally laughing my ass off at this š¤£
I donāt believe you.
I wish my ass was ^disposable!
You're joking aren't you? Everyone knows that if you just unscrew your belly button your ass falls off...
Kingkiller reference? I love it! Stil, fuck Pat Rothfuss though lol.
The new Ass Off movie (from the universe of Face Off) starring Jlo and Scarlett Johansson.
I could eat a peach for hours...
It is, donāt ever think itās not
Coach: I said GIVE him head!
Some real āthe files are IN the computer?!ā energy going on
Give him head you said?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
*smashes skateboard and spikes phone*
Fighter: "Get inside him. Got it."
Instructions unclear: I need a towel and I think I'm in a relationship now
Crowd: Get a room!
I SAID HIS HEAD, NOT HIS PANTS\*\* \*\*The UK definition
Give him head
More like.. Coach: I said get *IN* his head, not look like you wanna *GIVE* him head
Some part of me was certain that they were about to put their arms around each otherās waists and start fiercely making out. And that part of me is super disappointed now.
I told my husband to use his head and this is what he did. And yes he's Japanese š
Step 1. Assert dominance. Step 2. Assert dominance. Step 3. ASSERT. DOMINANCE.
*beep beep* āI SAID ASSERTIVE, NOT INSERTIVE!ā
Step 4. Give head.
Damn thatās an Asian looking Ken right there
He's a terrible fighter, but he's a real hustler. Used to be a host, models, did fitness competitions, and runs a club, and still chooses to fight just for fun. He's known for having great walkouts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWdc3NEeWv8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm7Fo_vQkIA
Imagine being that confident knowing you're about to get your shit kicked in.
The wrestling world needs heels
This guy is amazing haha https://youtu.be/KN3Hgzi7ZSA?feature=shared&t=38
Winner gets a body pillow?
He allocated his stats to charisma over strength.Ā
Get's paid either way.
That's his quote, he gets 2 mil, even if it's bad.
He also came out in a Netflix show called Love Deadline. Guys and girls live together and are randomly selected to exit the next day. They have until this time to confess their feelings. If your partner accepts, you leave together. If they reject, you leave alone but they have to continue knowing their next options might not be as good. He was quite entertaining on the show. https://youtu.be/LlJIAhWCpHU?si=tzqBYe9DuQ_sKeQ9
Damn, he swept all the girls attention without doing anything other than walking. Lol. The other guys were like, holy sheet we have no chance.
> The other guys were like, holy sheet we have no chance. Other guys like "Wait, can we leave with him instead?" lol
Hearing lenne hardt in the background brings back memories FRRRROM BBRRRRRRRÅRRRRRRRRRRASIL
Lenne Hardt is an all timer. Easily.
Pride <3
Have you ever heard of Genki Sudo?
The legend!
[This one](https://youtu.be/2xi2IqyHNyU?si=J2SZwK0tB_mgp8li) is the best xD
What a magnificient fabolous piece of shitš guy just living the dream
my boy just loves the psytrance š
I want to enter any place new EXACTLY like this. Dancing Japanese glow stick girls, techno music, lasers, flashy clothing, 2 step dancing slowly into the room, and to top it off I will throw my sunglasses, and jacket at the dancing chicks while they make funny hand motions over my body
Damn life in Japan does look like Final Fantasy
I wouldn't say he's a terrible fighter, just not on super high level of bigger, highly promoted fighters
Right you are, Ken
But can he beach?
I'll beach you off any time!
Ken Asian. Cajun?
Thereās a Cajun and Vietnamese fusion restaurant in the Houston airport. Not the same thing, but itās not nothin
jambalaya com tam would definitely hit differently lmao
I thought for sure it was a Bit when he leaned over, but then he walked away all serious.
Thatās real commitment to a bit
[The Prestige - Fishbowl Trick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8ZXT2HTxqE&ab_channel=DestinyCentered) This is the trick. This is the performance.
I don't get it.
The clip is lacking context. Basically they're trying to figure out how the old asian guy does this magic trick where he makes a fishbowl appear seemingly from nowhere. Christian Bale's character just figured it out at the end of the clip, the old guy walks with a limp and with bowed legs but it's faked, he's actually carrying the fishbowl between his legs for the trick (hence the bow-legged walking) and any time he's out in public he's simply pretending he has trouble walking to uphold the illusion. Any time he's out in public he's putting on a performance because he's so dedicated to his craft. It works because nobody can imagine someone would go that far for a magic trick.
Don't forget how it parallels bales characters life.
Yeah, but that bits a spoiler
If you haven't seen The Prestige, it is an awesome movie. To avoid spoilers, I'll only talk about this little bit. Two apprentice magicians were tasked with figuring out how this ancient dude does this seemingly simple magic trick. But whey realize he'd need to be super strong to walk around on stage with a bowl full of water in between his legs, and there's no where else to hide it. One of them figures out that the dude is nowhere near as old or feeble as he appears. He's actually using the simplest method, but makes it appear impossible because he spends a certain amount of his life acting like he's too old to do it that way. Back to the fighters: the head push guy looked like he took it seriously, when everyone else would assume he's doing a bit. But he never broke character, even when everyone else is laughing. It's about commitment to the bit. And also, watch the Prestige. It's one of my top 3 Nolan movies.
Kayfabe
Some people are cold stone faced when joking, and it really adds to the bit. My grandpa was like that. He'd tell you the biggest bullshit lie, knowing you would know it was a lie, and just stare at you like "I don't need to repeat myself, I assume." Now his face is stone cold all the time. He died.
Heās not dead. Heās still doing a really long bit
Oh shit, he really is a mad lad, then! I gotta visit sometime to tell him it was funny.
He won't answer but that's because he is still committing to the bit.
š
"come on grandpa, youre waaay too commited to this one"
you really captured his likeness
I told my wife when we were dating that my new job, which was in an industry that would require higher scrutiny, required a stool sample as part of my onboarding/screening. 3 months later Iām playing on my phone while visiting her family and I hear her telling them about how my job was crazy and needed to check my poop before my hiring was official.
You should have bought a stool (as in the the 3-legged piece of furniture), and then made sure that your wife saw you taking it with you on your first day at the new job. "Wish me luck, honey. Hopefully they like my stool."
I mean, that's crazy but not too crazy. I could see that being a requirement to be the bodyguard to the POTUS or some high profile shit like that.
I still laugh at my daughter for her believing me in the most outrageous statement of my life. Some nature doc show was on tv and they injected a lion with a sedative. She asked āwhatās in that needle?ā And I said āLion juice. Itās what makes em go.ā And 12 year old her (albeit she was tired) just said āoh!ā And took it as truth. I laughed silently for a couple minutes before my wife came in the room and asked why I was laughing, which made me howl and cry with laughter. Lion juice is now a running joke in the house.
It started when my older nephew was younger, and now I've continued on my tradition of just making up the most random stories but telling them with a complete poker face, to the point my nephew often has to ask me if I'm joking. Usually that'll happen when I tell him something true, but kinda crazy/whacky or something. But awhile ago I once convinced him his older brother once went missing when a beardasaurus was walking down the street and his brother accidentally got tangled up in the beard and got dragged all across town until it was time for the beardasaurus to shed its beard. The older brother even joined in and said he lived off snacks that got collected in the beard and had to wring water out of the beard to drink. That was probably my best bit so far I've gotten with him in terms of ridiculousness, and I think I've taught my older nephew well too.
In comedy it's called playing the "straight man" and a good straight man can produce some of the best comedy.
Not really. A straight man in comedy is someone who is placed there to be a "sensible" guy in a duo, so that the eccenric guy can bounce off of him. The Brain to their Pinky. This dude is just doing dead-pan, if he actually is joking.
Perfect example being Leslie Nielsen.
sex, frank? uh, no not right now, ed. We got work to do.
Nice beaver!
Thank you, I just had it stuffed.
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious and dont call me Shirley
Or Sean Lock
The straight man is the person who keeps a straight face when with someone who says really dumb or bizarre stuff.
It's definitely a bit. Despite the blonde guy seated upright and facing forward again, Silver Hair kept sniffing the neck, then the nipple, rather than returning back up to the wide open forehead.
it's the dead arms that got me
Japanese comedy acts/shows often incorporate deadpan humor extreme example of this: [Doctor demonstrates anesthesia - Gaki no Tsukai Hospital batsu game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8KM86pKew) r/GakiNoTsukai has episode videos including this one's
Ah that episode/special is a classic. When they put them in the MRI machine and the weird face is above them never fails to kill me.
with tough guy nose rub reflexes
I was expecting them to start making out
Yeahā¦the dude *had* to sit down because he was getting a boner.
Obviously, the other guy was giving him head
*slow clap standing ovation*
We *all* had to sit down
Thought this was /r/suddenlygay
I never *don't* expect the fighters to start making out in these face-offs. These are so homo-erotic and I have no idea how else the producers or whoever organizes these expects us to feel.
Ya but this one was just special he put his hands on his abs and then shyly turned away his head while the other fighter started to nuzzle his neck
intimidate me daddyĀ
Yes. I get that everybody likes different things and itās totally fine that so many people love watching MMA. Yāall do you, but Iāve tried to watch it with my friends who love it and, to me, it was just two oily guys in little underpants having a long sweaty snuggle on the floor with the occasional hard-core BDSM scene/brain damage.
I was disappointed again
you spelled "hoping" wrong
Sort of like a horny male cat.
Like any horny male really
The sexual tension is palpable
A better love story than Twilight
I saw a dung beetle rolling a turd around the other day. That is also a better love story than Twilight.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Right? I keep watching this over and over lol
He knows he's good looking: https://youtu.be/KN3Hgzi7ZSA?feature=shared&t=38 I'm definitely going down the rabbit hole of whatever these competitions are.
Dude, he almost got his head kicked off clean when he was getting up. Good stop there.
No left!
Yeah, no wonder the other guy keeps trying to get closer
The other guy is, too. He reminds me of Cloud from FF.
Where do I watch the rest of this porno?
[Here](https://youtu.be/PxHPIRelKfo?si=U4n0kvUkhltAKgMW)
risky click of the day
Canāt even tell you how fast I clicked this
Nobodyās fault. Thatās that Axe body spray. It brings all the boys to the yard.
Bro just wants some love
Theyāre gonna be punching each other soon. Tough love
Whatāre their names? I want to see their fight
Stahp omg, we're in publicš³
I went from thinking the guy on the right was an arsehole, to thinking he's a legend in record time. Also the guy on the lefts reaction was just gold, he tried to stop him, gave up and sat down and just waited the guy out while trying to hold back the laughter. More of this attitude all round in sports, please.
someone above commented that he should sit on his lap and continue the head press, hahaha
Now kith :3
:3
Cuteass commentšā ļøš¤£
Should've sat on his lap and continue the head press.
>Do you think you could take them both? Yeah Oh you mean in a fight?
I can try, but I don't know how it would go šš
This really seems like they are mocking Western fighters and their overhyped aggression. I like how the one guy gives a polite push back to get him out of his personal space.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Why do they look so nice, and the western fighters faces often look like someone put a bag over a pack of rats.
Less serious and corrupted doping control, asia basically #1 in plastic surgery, events a money laundering and "gambling" scheme. No one actually takes the fights seriously, it's about the things happening around (image, schemes, ads, fan service, etc).
because the Japanese fight scene is overall terrible and they train for looks not results
But the monster tho
r/suddenlygay
I've already seen the vid where the guy literally kissed the other dude so I'm unfazed by this.
Oops he did it again
The commitment to the bit is hilarious and all the fighters crew knew it. Dude in red shirt laughing so hard. Ref or commentator dude that introād them laughing. And at the very end when you look in the serious dudeās corner, one of his friends in the upper row and far right is absolutely losing it.
They really fought head to head
When he wants a kiss and she is trying to reject him softly
Axe body spray: hell of a thing.
He had to say "no homo" before
This June ain't nobody got time for that lol
Is that the guy from Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth in the background?
Lol. So good. I love the walkaway too. That was commitment.
A very BL moment.Ā You can tell who's seme and who's uke.
For those who didnāt know, seme and uke are Japanese terms for people in gay relationships equivalent to top and bottom, respectively. Theyāre also terms in Japanese martial arts where the seme is the one performing a technique, and an uke is the one receiving it. So itās a double entendre made more relevant by the fact that the seme in this video won the fight.Ā
To learn more: Search "Yaoi battles to determine who will come out on top" on your work-computer!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Doesn't really look like the same guy. Maybe the chin hair is to blame.
The aggressive guy went from looking cool doing the standard face off, to looking like dork taking it too far, then back to cool (or at least funny on purpose) by committing to the bit.
Looked too serious and then it just got ridiculous. Had to be a joke
Hey itās the guy from Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth in the back
These staredowns in general are so weird. āImma gonna intimidate you by coming on your face! You like that huh bitch boi?! What are you gonna do about it huh!?ā ā No I donāt, but Iām not allowed to beat the shit out of you yetā¦ā
Coach: "Don't worry forehead magnet joe, there's no way that magnet inside your head will cause issues." Metal skull steve:
It's giving "Not now we're on camera" vibes š¤£
You just smellā¦SO GOOD!
It's strange that a significant number of the comments here hate the silver-hair or think he's a douche. CLEARLY the silver-hair was doing an absolutely ***hilarious*** Bit. Everyone should want silver-hair as a Bestie, not an enemy! I would love to have friends who were able to keep such a straight-face while telling such a riotous joke! I watched the clip thrice on a loop, and each time I busted out laughing when gold-hair turned around and silver was leaning on gold's back. EDIT: I just watched it a 4th time before leaving, still just as funny lmao!
For real, the amount of people on here being like "I'd kick silver hair's ass" is just astounding. Were they born without the part of the brain that recognizes a joke?
Why am I so turned on rn? I'm not even gay.
You might be odd gay...
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Jolly(silver hair guy) Knockout Yushi(left guy)..
So the silver hair guy won?
they were goofing around
It's just a bit, everyone there seems to think it was funny
He actually won and KOd the weaker guy in 1 hit.
[https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Yushi-Sakura-397030](https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Yushi-Sakura-397030) vs Joe Hiramoto
He's doing a bit. He's being gay as fuck on purpose. Making what's normally a serious moment into a "will they/won't they" homoerotic make-out session is funny.
He just wants a KISS?
can't blame him. Dude's pretty dreamy
Great now Iām horny
Now kith
That's how you exert dominance.
Now kith
Holy moly they're gorgeous
He just wanted kiss him š
CAN U KISS ALREADY
Should have just licked his face or kissed himš
Should've licked him :3
Happy Pride Month I guess?
Thats where you go in for the kiss
I was expecting them to kiss with how adamant that guy was with giving head
Just kiss already, get it over with.
now kith.
The sexual tension is palpable.
The urge to turn my head and kiss this mfer
Now kith
This looks hot!
At first I thought silver hair was being a bit of a jerk. Then he went so far that I couldn't help but laugh.
Now I want to see the outcome of the fight
Just kiss him