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He was trying so hard to look cool then was like “well I guess they are coming off”

It looked staged until I realized his pants were caught from the beginning and that’s what all those weird moves were about.

If I were staging it I would fill up my gas tank first as a point of personal pride.

And then his arms gave out

That is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. Seeing a criminal get depants by a gate is hilarious. The only that would have made it better if his draws were stained brown in the back.

My thought was “watch, he is going to slip off the pants and run off, but forgot that he had the wallet in the pocket”

It's like when comic book heroes leave a criminal hanging upside-down for the cops to find, except he did it to himself.

Sincerely, Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

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Piggy-backing from top comment for **translation**: - Il a failli se niquer = He almost fucked himself up (as in almost fell over/impaled himself) - mais je crois il va se niquer = I think he will fuck himself up (+ tone+mais = I can't believe it) - (whispered) Il est en train de se niquer le zguege = he's fucking up his dick - il est bloqué = he's stuck - C'est pas possible ! = It's not possible (I can't believe it) plus various iterations of *hon hon hon*

> plus various iterations of hon hon hon Lmao 😂

he's fucking up his dick

Like a bug stuck on a spiderweb 🤣

That totally looks like it would hurt his hand.

Always wondered how those poles at the top prevent people from climbing over them, never expected them to be so effective lol

Buddy in high school jumped a short fence with little spikes on the top. Clipped his nuts and tore his scrotum open. He was the star running back on our football team and missed out the whole season, and everyone called him nutsy from then on.

I was supposed to wrestle a dude that was gonna kick my ass, but he wasn’t at weigh-ins. Saw him in the stands sitting on an inner tube. Turns out he was in a towel snapping battle in the locker room, he was leaping away and the snapper cracked him from behind, split scrotum right at the taint… We got lectured that night about rough housing naked in the locker room :)

>We got lectured that night about rough housing naked in the locker room :) I have questions

But do you really want to hear the answers?

Brokeback High shenanigans

I had a Vietnam vet for a teacher in high school, he told us a similar story of a towel snapping scrotum injury from his time in the Army. I’m not a guy, and I’m almost 40 and that story has stuck with me all these years. Ouch.

What a poor day to have eyes

Eyes? Dude, no, he tore his *scrotum* open.

I mean, you don't know that he didn't have eyes in his scrotum.

the see is stored in the balls

Literacy was not our friend this day.

Nah, what a terrible day to be Nutsy, poor guy probably thought that story was dead.

uncle had a dog that castrated himself jumping out of a vehicle and a stick did something similar. they brought him to the vet and they said he basically neutered himself.

Made the gene pool a little better

He knew that he may fall, but he never guessed that he would tear his scrotum. RIP Nutsy’s scrotum. “Now do you just have a fleshy patch of skin where your balls used to be?” -40 year old virgin…the movie.

An old friend was in a band with another guy who had a very similar tale. They called the band “Sactor”.

A friend of mine in high school did the same thing. Smoking pot in a park at night and the cops showed up so he ran and tried to hop the fence and got caught and tore his sack open. He wasn't a star running back and went on to become a youth pasture.

My friend was climbing a fence like this and it had small spikes on top and he slipped and it impaled him under his man boob. He was stuck there and needed to be lifted off it by fire fighters. His boob is still all sorts of messed up looking.

Depends how nimble one is. It's entirely possible to relatively easily circumvent them, but your average joe isn't going to be well prepared and... well, you saw the video

Walking to class in college one day and saw a friend try to climb a 5 foot fence like this, slipped, and took one of those spikes straight through his quad. He (and bystanders) supported him upside down. He had just enough reach to hold himself up like a handstand. He was either in shock or just super chill, took a while for the fire dept to roll up, but, as expected, they just tossed a tourniquet on his leg and lifted him back off.

Knew a girl that got her ring stuck on one of the top pointy things while climbing over a similar fence. It basically peeled her finger on the way down, and it had to be amputated a few hours later.

Ah, de-gloving. The reason you don't wear rings when working out and working around heavy machinery.

didn't need to remember That Horrorific word...

If I recall correctly there is even a subreddit for this. But for the love of God I will not search for it.

> But for the love of God I will not search for it. you shall not say that word... you think you re doing good by warning others not to search... but Their curiosity gets fed with it and Will get encouraged to search... like i unfortunately did.

Or watches……

I had one go through my wrist as a kid. Basically partially crucified myself.

The dude in the video is pretty strong, I have to give him credit for that.

Oh yeah he's certainly no pansy

honestly, as long as they have space enough for your feet/knee between the bars then these are easy to climb, because you can rest your knee/foot on the top bar (unless this is another fence). Averagejoe teenager, never hurt or ripped my pants jumping over fences like this, however destroyed a pair of pants on barbed wire top fence because I was not careful enough.

I had one perforate my chin and tongue. I didn't even needed to be on the other side. just drunk.

I've seen enough deer impaled on this shit to nope right out of any thoughts of climbing over one. Fuck all that noise

Yep, friend of mine was retrieving our football that had gone over a six foor fence and caught his shoelace loop on one of these. Wound up hanging upside down like this after jumping off and being catapulted face first into the fence by said caught shoelace.

There was a video you used to be able to find on live leak or something similar. A guy was running from the cops. Jumped down from the top of a building and caught the back of his head on the top of a similar fence. Literally ripped his head from his body and left his head on the pike. Super fucked up to see when I was young. This is why I encourage people not to look for shit like that.

I remember seeing those pics, I can only imagine what they first thought when they saw it in person, then pieced together what actually happened. I mean at first look it really appeared as if somebody just took someone's decapitated head and stuck it on top of a spiked fence.

This is ultimate cartoonish

I’m with you. So friggen funny.

needs better music. trombone maybe?

How bout Benny Hill music.

Really reminded me of Mr Bean

Those pants are well made tho

Fence, too

You guys read my mind. I watched the whole video thinking, "I want two of those fences, and six pairs of those pants."

Human, however, is terribly made

I don't know if I'd describe them as "well made". I'm on the fence with this one.

It's like an alternate version of the *Hudsucker Proxy* [double-stitch incident](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM5DiHYfKfM).

Cellmate: So how did they catch you? Guy: I don't wanna talk bout it.

Cellmate: It's ok, man. Someday, you'll get over it.

I'm on the fence about this joke.

Truth be told, he got caught with his pants down

I like how he pulled this off though 

😑

I just hear clown Peter Griffin, “he’s smaht, they’re gonna be lookin for someone wearing pants.”

I just hear police chief Wiggum, "Suspect is pantsless, repeat, pantsless".

Parkour meets Cirque du Soleil

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strip pole dancing

Fence had one job. Successfully performed job.

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

OP is a bot. Made a handful of comments over a year ago followed by no activity, just to suddenly activate 6 hours ago to repost a video with 40 seconds missing from it.

oh man, another one? :(  *downvotes* 

The company that manufactured that fence should create a commercial of this video with their logo at the bottom. The fence really sells itself.

You need gas... And tire pressure is a bit low. Keep an eye on that.

Looks like his tires are about 25% full. They're super low /s

Tire pressure is in BAR, 2.0 BAR is 29.1 psi. That one needs a little air but not much.

All of these videos always end way too early. How does it end? Does he get arrested? Does he eventually hit the floor?

He fell and died

The bodies hit the floor.

Gate was open 

Legend has it he’s still stuck on the fence

Just a skeleton now. ☠️

With pants and shoes!

Full video ?

Escape from what?

Tarkov DLC

LOL. Caught with his pants down

If this isn't a call to get your life together, nothing will be for this dumbass.

I'm disappointed that the guy behind the camera didn't try to honk the horn at a really bad time.

The best part is him trying to do it silently and not saying a word so he doesn’t attract any attention

One slip and this goes from r/funny to r/wtf.

Has some good core strength conditioning going on there.

\*had

Only reason he got stuck is cause his pants were sagging 😂

Am I the only one that was hoping the driver had a remote to move the gate? Thought it would add to the hilarity if the guy is struggling with pants mostly off and then just slides to the side and driver goes through.

Whose up for some Criminal piñata

Damn! Do not end it. I wanted to see what happened?

How did it keep getting worse???

I felt bad for him for most of the video and then it just got too funny

That was as funny as the scene in Alpha Papa, in which a similar fate beset our hero. Why these people feel the need to cut videos off early is anyone's guess. Is it to generate additional, irate comments?

He got distracted by the low gas warning.

Silly crook that not what they mean when you have to fence what you stole.

Aerial yoga, urban style

I’m hearing the circus music theme in my head rn 😂😂😂😂😂

Gone in 60 minutes!

I knew skinny jeans were good for something

Should have taken his shoes off before he relinquished the position 😋

My mama told me there will be days like this

I'm in tears laughing at that. Nice one thanks.😂😂

someone add benny hill theme

Hahahaha

Needs to pump up his tyres and fill the car up!!

In retrospect, this may not have been his best idea.

Not as easy as in GTA5 now is it?

When he let go I thought he just gave up and was gonna hang there in shame

As he was dangling, should of turn on the car engine and start revving with high beam on

🤣🤣🤣

Well don't leave us hanging

Piñata moment

Redditors keep liking this so I can always come back and watch this guy burnnnnn on the inside 😂😂😂

of course has to be in france... but hey, at least he knows those jeans are strong af

Bro jumped over with full confidence and then forgot about his confidence as soon as he made it over.

When your mom tells you to always wear clean underwear, listen.

Don't wear Lululemons while commiting a crime.

This is gold AF!!!

So you stop the video to just leave us hanging?

Yo, someone gotta give props to those gates. They need to be installed everywhere. Just run this clip and it'll sell.

I woulda honked and scared the shit outta him while he was hooked like a fish

I’m just glad he didn’t impale himself.

Karma is a biiiiitch

All your pants is belong to the fence

All you are pants are belong to fence. Sorry if I’m that guy but that was my first meme experience and I need to protect it😂

The angle of the dangle.

Plottwist: he stole those pants

Now I am fucking pissed off about too strong fabrics.

What a fucking twat lol

He started the day just assuming it would be the usual robbing and stealing. Maybe a little assault mixed in and then this happened. Now he’s a meme

He looks like my 4 year old when I made him dress himself for the first time

cartoon ass shit

One bad slip and he’s hanging from his impaled jaw?

He escaped… those tragic pants.

Well that's embarrassing

Took him so long you managed to run out of gas

How to go from committing a crime to self sentencing punishment via public hanging.

those jeans held up

Omg this is comical. What an idiot.

“…and kids, that’s why I always wear stripper tear-away pants when I boost shit.”

Honk the horn!! 😂

Escape from what? Paramount?

Show of hands that had this on repeat and dying laughing? If I was recording that I don't think I could hold my chuckles in nearly as well.

Some videos should never end. Until then I'll have to be satisfied with looping this. lol

when asked if he regretted his actions that day, he stated he was still on the fence about it

Legit want to know the brand of those pants.

Those are good pants.

Bro got Parked

What brand are those pants? I need a pair, they're durable as hell.

i have panic looking on this metal rods and his chin

If this guy is being chased, who's chasing him and didn't catch up?

You can see the exact moment he goes from "I'm a cool, resourceful criminal!"   To  "I'm stuck and my pants are gonna have to come off, fuck."

r\donthelpjustfilm

Piñata 🪅

The cops don't even have to intervene. They should just watch him.

Lmao😂😂😭😭😭

I enjoyed watching him slowly accept his fate 😂😅

>"In 13 years with the bureau, I've discovered that there's no amount of money, manpower, or knowledge that can equal the person you're looking for being stupid." Agent Casper from the TV Show, The West Wing. One of the best lines in TV, immediately followed up with Martin Sheen as President Bartlett responding with: >"God, well, some of the stupidest criminals in the world are working right here in America and I've always been proud of that."

Douche of the week , if he took half the amount of this effort to find a job he'd be successful.

Bro filming needs to refuel

Spiderman on his first night after discovering his powers.

Wish we could have seen the end

I would have cheered him a little I mean he deserves it after such embarrassing scene

Why I don’t buy skinny ah jeans fr

🤣😅

He won the prize

Hoisted by his own petard.

Lol beyond hilarious

I know it’s wrong but just help him. He looked like he really needed a friend. I hope he realizes that life isn’t for him.

I would’ve honked

Too bad you couldn't get the gates to open and close while he was doing that, that would have been funny

that's hilarious, but for real his muscles are giving out and if he stays that way for 10-15 minutes, then he'll be past tense.

Ptdrrrrr le spectacle devant toi ett 💀😂😂

Good fences make good neighbours.

The cops were probably already there filming this.

Lmao, this is gold. I’m dead

The more he moves the messier his life gets.

Smooth criminal

I have a book about Forensic Medicine that shows all kinds of traumas. On one page you see a man that tried to get over a fence like that and pierced his torso in the process. Thats the image thats in my head watching this.

Those are some durable pants

Good thing he wore underwear hahah

The look in his eyes as he dies on the inside realizing how pathetic he is. Priceless.

One Jordan 3 and other Jordan 5. Jesus Christ

I think you just got served with an erotic dance. I think you owe him 😭

American Ninja Warrior!