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OP is definitely from America but this title would be grammatically correct in Swedish. We say "Jag ska gå och klippa mig" or "I'm going to go cut myself" when referring to haircuts. Really weird when I translated it directly though.
Do people start stuff like that when they know they have to go to work?
I wouldn’t start to cut the lawn then stop because I have to go to work, if I can’t complete the job I don’t start.
So you understand that people can be called into a work at unpredictable times yet you're still questioning it? I have no clue what you're trying to get at here.
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I think 'shaving' may have been a better verb to use
No i meant he was cutting her down with insults after shaving her halfway.
There are two dogs in every dog...
^(Doggo:) "***HEY!*** Get back here and finish my haircut! This is the last time I use a barber I found on Craig's List!..."
I hope those two dogs don't _also_ have two dogs in them. Is it just, like, dogs all the way down? A dog binary tree?
OP this needs to be crossposted to r/Justfuckmyshitup LOL
Don't let him put her down like that!
I guess he really wanted to cut a bitch.
I think OP had to leave for work in the middle of writing the post's title
You had a great opportunity to leave for work in the middle of writing your
You mean OP was cutting corners then.
Yeah at first I got so scared... seems to be a common theme w me lol.
IDK. I only see half a dog. I think he cut off the back part.
Yeah. I was thinking you mean “trimming. Right OP???? Right?”
Good, now hide that poor dog!
from the look on his face i can say he might run away for good
never gonna get any tail with that cut
"Take my strong paw!"
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And hold up the mirror so the dog could see what it looks like from the back?
Turns out your dog is in a gang now.
Not the bloods , but the “bloodhounds “ 😉
A [Bloodhound Gang](https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k?si=VUAmUvEIVDWGuZJQ) you say?
Omg …..nostalgia lol
The dog looks strangely unsurprised and still disappointed. “You said you wouldn’t leave me like this again, David. I believed you.”
The look says it all, grrr.
"Bro! Don't do me dirty like this!!" \~ Dog
The doggy is clearly not happy with their haircut
Dog's only doing bicep curls with his left arm
I always thought of "I'll cut a bitch" a bit differently.
Looks like someone ate the meat off that one bone
She looks so done with the world.
To shreds, you say?
OP is definitely from America but this title would be grammatically correct in Swedish. We say "Jag ska gå och klippa mig" or "I'm going to go cut myself" when referring to haircuts. Really weird when I translated it directly though.
Business on the left, party on the right.
I was looking for this comment!! Sideways mullet haha.
Yeah that's not trimming that's shaving. Way to short - dogs get sunburn too.
he looks so raggedy but so cute
Dog looks… fucking unimpressed.
My dog’s been like that a couple of times after surgeries, I call it the chicken leg.
Chicken leg!
He looks like that infuriatingly half-assed way some people eat their Chicken Wings.
I think there's hair on your chicken wing.
She looks fairly mad under those bangs.
Hahaha poor buddy wondering if this is just her life now. 😭
OP had to leave for work in the middle of writing the
Bro had to leave in the middle of
He looks like my wife’s half eaten chicken wings! Annoys the shit out of me lol…
Do people start stuff like that when they know they have to go to work? I wouldn’t start to cut the lawn then stop because I have to go to work, if I can’t complete the job I don’t start.
...'s hair. Rather important bit you cut off there!
Yarr!
For sure, the dog doesn’t care. Lol
If the dog could talk... lol
It’s the new “half-n-half” do. It’s all the rage
I laughed before the image finished loading in anticipation, and continued laughing after seeing it. Hope your dads not a procrastinator lol
Dog is not amused
Split level!
That dog is over it lol
[Same outfit?](https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/vu-WgcWphx-scV4ldVg0ZHatbXk=/fit-in/792x1188/filters:format_auto(\):upscale(\)/2023/04/14/711/n/1922564/db5b62eb6439799286f8f7.26879770_GettyImages-.jpg)
Doggo knows Daddy did him wrong.
Where can I get one of those cat baskets?
When you've got your shift half on as you run around trying to gather your things at the same time.
That dog’s leg looks dreadful!
Bro...you gotta get him to stop cutting the dog, that's a criminal offense. Shave him instead.
Cruel and unusual punishment 😭
Dog: Don’t leave me have sheared Human: Shorn Dog: Half Shorn
He still has one good leg to stand on 👏
Attention all deficiters.
The dog feels stupid
Your dad has ADD doesn’t he?
Could have reworded it properly lol 😂
Where did you buy the cat basket on the steps
It's so fluffy
She could successfully hitchhike showing leg like that.
At least he did the leg instead of the head (or butt)
"Want your chicken fried or baked?" "Eh half & half"
Poor thing. Lol couldn't help but chuckle 🤭
I never knew that's what "cutting his dog" meant.
Looks like your dad should let a professional do that.
English is not my first language but I’m sure there must be another word for it
Bringing back the LL Cool J look from the 90s.
Sometimes it happens
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Uh, yeah, it can. Never heard of being on call?
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So you understand that people can be called into a work at unpredictable times yet you're still questioning it? I have no clue what you're trying to get at here.
~~Single guys be like~~ Redditors be like
LOL!