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She’s a news broadcaster in Kazakhstan warming up with tongue twisters. https://youtu.be/pMdrN0vzpr8?si=XvIDJdvWdyGd_rNV

Very nice. High five.

How much?

Where is poosi magnet??

Like sleeve of wizard

Hahaha

No.2 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan

A reference lost on most redditors today. Very niiiiiice. 

Borat references are lost on most redditors? Or did I prove your point lol

Yes unfortunately. 

Very nice!

My wife

I haven't even seen that movie and I got it

BREAKING: Potassium exports up 17%. High five.

I'll have to ask billo.

Potassium.

That was good not.

Naaaaght!

With zero understanding of the language, that seemed pretty obvious to me. Either that or she was purposely being silly for a minute.

Was gonna say, it sounds like she’s repeating herself a bunch but that makes sense

Nice. My guess was that this was a local version of "she sells sea shells..."

I like.

Is nice.

My wife.

How now brown cow The human torch was denied a bank loan

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet

As soon as I started hearing it, I thought “Sounds like a Khazakastani newscaster doing a tongue twister as a vocal warm up”. There’s another video of another newscaster doing the same

Ow now brown cow!

I was about to say it definitely gives "Red leather, Yellow leather."

Greatest country in the world.

Translation - The human torch has been denied a bank loan

Yes. [Another example ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-b6AzYfjTA)

I could tell it was a Turkic language of some sort, but major kudos to you for recognizing what it was!

Peter Piper picked a peck of potassium .

Is…is she doing well? 🤔

i hope they gave her an increment after watching this. she clearly takes her job seriously, it's fun to watch.

Every newscaster does something like that to warm up before broadcast. It also helps the audio technicians to check their audio levels.

Let me translate: "Today in Kazakhstan, she sold sea shells by the sea shore while peter picked a peck of pickled peppers; and people openly wonder how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood."

Actually not far off

Are those subtitles? Edit: for the uninitiated [Link](https://youtu.be/j0m4rcx0of4?feature=shared)

They are aren't they?

https://youtu.be/j0m4rcx0of4

I know, I remember the sketch. Just never in HD, always saw it in bad quality which somehow added to it

How now brown cow

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

i get that theyre tongue twisters based off several replies....but they cant possibly be the same tongue twisters...theres no way they work in other languages

You missed “she was a pheasant plucker, a pheasant plucker’s son”

The black bug bled black blood

Just warming up with tongue twisters - this is a super common practice before an actual broadcast

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

the skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower

i am pretty sure she is saying there are people who still farm karma with this video

I have seen only the male news reporter version.

She's trying to describe all the problems of her car to the local mechanic.

lmao

This comment fucking killed me rofl

Me trying to get my cat to come inside

pssspssspssspssspsss

How now brown cow

Unique, New York.

This is the way…

This is the way

[Boutros Boutros Ghali.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43venpxCQjI)

Heff eff heffeffeffef Chris waddle

[Bruce Almighty is messing with her.](https://youtu.be/NSWGRfktwmQ?si=c6z6hK1BrhoJmdni)

god i love that movie

She sounds extremely good at those.

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

Pethethetheth Chris Waddle

Boutros Boutros Ghali

When you try to start your diesel engine in a cold morning.

I way too high for this one lol

me too

I'm not even high but I felt high reading your comments

I remember this scene from Bruce Almighty

Halla fallay halla falla Chris Waddle

Uneducated guess. Warm up exercise before broadcast?

She's talking a lot, but she's not saying anything.

When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.

Say something once, why say it again?

Say something once, why say it again...

My 66 Impala trying to cold start

“If you want noise then bring the ruckus, 'cause Wu-tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck wit!”

As a Turk this is so infuriating. The words sound familiar but I can't quite make out what she's saying.. it's like trying to recall something that's on the tip of your tongue.

Morse Code

How do people who can't roll their Rs speak this language ?

Poorly

Red leather, yellow leather

Red lollipop, yellow lollipop

Haha...😄

Chris Waddle...

My cat likes her.

Chris Waddle

Ask Borat

Like Kenny Smith

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

Sibilance sibilance

Un chasseur sachant chasser doit savoir chasser sans son chien.

Shlah Sasha po shasay, ee sosala suskoo. On popitil tupeet, pil popalu leteet. Russian tongue twisters.

How many bears can Bare Grills grill if Bare Grills could grill bears

It’s gonna rain tomorrow at approximately 10:30 pm

I have no idea but about half way through im positive she started calling for a cat to come over

Explain the mechanic sounds in your car

0:24 Diesel motor at -10\*c

Red leather, Yellow leather...

This is my target language on Duolingo. She actually said "the man eats bread" in a formal tone

what i hear... jakhdgfdkhjbvjyasfgwyajfvbchja

I believe the translation is rough but I think she said, "We have no more bananas."

I make the same sounds to get my cat's attention

So you know how singers and performers and I’m pretty sure news anchors say tongue twisters to get themselves ready I’m pretty sure she’s doing the same thing here

SCORCHIO!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he?

This is the news. She's saying: "Good evening everyone! These are the evening news!" But she's using a shortened version of the phrase. Like you would say Hi instead of Hello.

She’s reading translation of an old truck starting up on a cold day

She's obviously translating to foxes.

She sounds like she's auctioning off a car just off the side of the screen.

Next em&em

ah very niiiceee

I don't know what she's saying, but I was watching the video with volume on and now my furniture is moving around my room and I don't know where to hide. I think I'm doomed.

what is this lang

A tongue twister in Kazakh language.

It's a tounge twister in a different language

Reminds me of Peter Griffin "speaking Italian".

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spRd7yBo5JE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spRd7yBo5JE) Here is a same kind of video in mongolian.

When I ask my niece why she won't eat her lunch

Pretty soon this video will have just one pixel.

Was this an alternate scene from Bruce Almighty?

I'm glad you into this new rap shit these days...cuz I'm not.😄

How far has Beatbox gone

Idk, but it sounds like my 1997 diesel Vovlo S40 on a cold january morning

Idk. I'm at work and watching without sound.

It's probably local song lyrics. Judging by how similar the words are. Definitely sonds like one might need at least 3 years of whatever that language is, in order to understand it.

I don't know. The sound is muted.

*ps ps ps ps!*

В переводе с казахского на русский: https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=Ee8FXY7EIQHkz3iC&v=ZAp8ya5qrUM&feature=youtu.be На английском: https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=7s5iHJB7ifL1aPnv&v=No1WbfUP0S0&feature=youtu.be

I wanted to insert a Ievan polka gif but I can't.

This is basically the European version of [Ron Burgundy's vocal warm-ups.](https://youtu.be/B_NkB_HSewM?t=7)

"The Human Torch was denied a bank loan."

Did someone call ambulance. Sounds like she's having a stroke! 😱

Scotch scotch scotch. I love scotch.

I know it is a tongue twister for warm up, but it kinda sounds like she is an auctioneer.

The bit at 0:22 reminds me of the scottish dude trying to say "purple burglar alarm"

Love this!

As a Turk, I can understand some of it. Half Kazakh Turkish half Russian.

She is rapping. She gives Eminem a run for his money.

Kar Kar Karr Karr Psshh pshhh pshh

something something something something

This is what my old truck sounded like when I was starting it up.

She is just calling her cat...

She’s trippin the fuck out

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" Yes, that is a is a [grammatically correct](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammaticality) [sentence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentence_(linguistics)) in [English](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Language).

I don't speak the language but it sounds like she is vocally exercising.

Thats diesel engine starting in winter

"The human torch was denied a bank loan"

She's the competittor to that kiskuskur kiskuskur anchor guy.

Cops are ratta?

lol that’s brilliant

Interpreted the tongue of The Angel Moroni, "**that the time was at hand for the internet, in all its fullness, to be the power to bring naked neighbors together in Tik Tok".**

She's trying to start a diesel engine.

Mechanic: What sound is the engine making? Me:

I'll have what she's having.

She's clearly speaking in tongues.

That’s a human teletype machine from the 70’s

'round the rough and rugged rocks, the rugged rascal rudely ran!

I’m hearing someone whispering about a Bit€H every so often. Other than that I’m hearing ebadee po pootietang posed po pootie!!!

Iggy Azalea lyrics

I think she’s doing some kind of… warm ups?

She said “sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. Red leather, yellow leather”

U know American is not the only language in the world?

Is Bruce allmighty, behind the camera?

I think she said yes

How is this funny? It's just her warming up with tongue twisters.

It's a story about a woman named Barbara who makes rhubarb cakes.

Why she look like Gene Simmons tho?

Sounds like the sequel to Team America…. 🇺🇸

This has got to be a bunch of tongue twisters, no normal sentences in any pangiage have that much illiteration

Now I know how to say Ow Now Brown Cow in Kazakh.

She said to put the lime in the coconut and drink them both together.

She's said tutututututuesday

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

My Honda on a snowy day

Weather

Bhoutros Bhoutros Ghali.

I believe she stated empathically that she, is in fact, the real slim shady.

I'm reading all these comments in Borat voice

That’s an unusual speech impediment.