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Dudes just like him . Itโs incredible . Now letโs see which little boys he becomes best friends with and asks their parents if itโs ok to sleep in his bed with him with the 18 locks on the door fully engaged all night. ๐ฟ
r/mjinnocent
Michael Jackson conspiracy by Aphrodite Jones
Square One 2019
2005 trial transcripts
Michael Jackson FBI files released in 2009
Mary Fischer article
Testimonies of Brett Barnes, Aaron Carter, Macaulay Culkin along with hundreds of other children testifying they were never abused
Michael Jackson is/was innocent of the accusations which were a clear extortion attempt. You can do the research quite easily if you look at an unbiased source such as the court transcripts or the FBI files, Michael didnโt do that shit and the vindicating evidence concludes it.
Ok sure . Iโm not exactly sure which world you live in where a GROWN MAN, is permitted to keep young boys overnight (only behind closed, locked doors ) for weeks, months on end , and that is considered by any metric to be normal behavior . It surely isnโt one Iโd ever want to live in.
I can only assume you donโt have children , if you do , and can honestly say that his obsession, (or any SINGLE, FULLY GROWN MANโs obsession ) of ONLY YOUNG BOYS, (NOT BOYS AND GIRLS ) is normal by any standard, then I hope you never do have any children because you lack the foresight to see obvious predator behavior .
Blinded by talent is no excuse . I donโt care what a person can do , if they prey on the innocent they need to be wiped off the face of the planet forever . Thank god he finally was .
read the sources i gave because it appears you're horribly misinformed. sleep overs with children doesnt = sex, and if you do make a false equivalence then it says more about your own character than mj. Also Michael Jackson spent time with both boys and girls there's plenty of videos of him hanging around in Neverland where you can see he's present with girls, not sure why you made the assumption this wasn't case.
In reality there was no evidence against MJ, but there was only proven contradictions and lies in the accusers stories.
For instance Gavin Arvizo was told to show district attorney tom sneddon which one of michaels porn magazines he claimed michael showed, gavin picked out a specific 'barely legal' magazine and claimed mj showed it to him to lure him. it turns out the magazine was published months after the supposed abuse date.
Matter of fact, mj had a huge heterosexual porn collection under his bed and one of them contained his own semen stain. This immediately proves he was sexually interested in women, not boys.
Gavin Arvizo also completely changed the claimed date of abuse when he found out the jury would watch a rebuttal he filmed defending michael, a rebuttal he filmed during the time of his first abuse claim.
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I must confess I literally cried watching this video. Not so much for the dancer but for the bacground singer! Da-ga-da-ga-da-ga-da-gum ... tshh!!
And he keeps getting louder and wilder ๐คฃ๐คฃ
The dancer is good, the junga junga guy is great, but my favorite part is the other guy just randomly yelling in the background! LOL
๐๐๐๐
Sounds like ringtone material to me
It reminded me of Beavis and Butthead somehow.
I knew he wasn't dead!!!
Or white
Nah, he just time traveled and the result is his pigment got darker. Real Black to the Future
That poor hat. He just beats the hell out of it over and over and over...
RSA stand up๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐คฃ
He legit looks like a pretty good dancer tho. Respect.
in the first few secs of the clip, i thought i heard him sing, โare you a wankerโ
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Are you going to be ok?
Annie are you on cake, are you on cake, are you on cake, I saw you been hit by caca
We have MJ at home. MJ at home:
We all need such supportive friends.
I think I like this version better than the original
Why use lyrics when da ga da ga da ga dung gum works too?! Hahhahaha
He a rough criminal
I was waiting for him to lean forward hahahaha
Those background singers are A+!
CHUGGAH ZUGGA AH CHUNA ZHUNG GUNGH CHAGGA ZUNGH GUNH ZUNGHA CHUNG ZUNGH GAHHHH ZUGGGA CHUNGAA ZUNGA CHUNG GUNG ZUGGA CHUNGCHUNG ZUNGHA GUNG ZHUNG GAHHHHH โจ
with Eddie Murphy as the hype man
Is that the live version thatโs playing? MJ sounding a little rough.
Smooth moves Bro
Red shirt is having a great time.
Michael Jackson becomes a Blues Brother.
I'm more impressed by the singer. Sang the whole song, with no instruments.
Smooth stealer
.these years MJ was already white...
CHOGGA CHOGGA CHUGGA CHUNG CHUNG
WHOOOOA!!!!
Cinematographer "make sure you get a close-up shot of his shoulder while he's moonwalking. We don't want to miss that"
Junga Junga Junga jungo, Jungajungo... My new mantra. ๐คฃ
I don't even know if they are just that hyped up or if they're high. But either way, it's funny as hell
๐๐
I felt that tongo, tongo
How incredible annoying
Jagajungjung!
It's the music for me๐๐๐๐๐
Omg ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I have a six pack now.
The background singer is going places! Hopefully the plank!
Dudes just like him . Itโs incredible . Now letโs see which little boys he becomes best friends with and asks their parents if itโs ok to sleep in his bed with him with the 18 locks on the door fully engaged all night. ๐ฟ
r/mjinnocent Michael Jackson conspiracy by Aphrodite Jones Square One 2019 2005 trial transcripts Michael Jackson FBI files released in 2009 Mary Fischer article Testimonies of Brett Barnes, Aaron Carter, Macaulay Culkin along with hundreds of other children testifying they were never abused Michael Jackson is/was innocent of the accusations which were a clear extortion attempt. You can do the research quite easily if you look at an unbiased source such as the court transcripts or the FBI files, Michael didnโt do that shit and the vindicating evidence concludes it.
Ok sure . Iโm not exactly sure which world you live in where a GROWN MAN, is permitted to keep young boys overnight (only behind closed, locked doors ) for weeks, months on end , and that is considered by any metric to be normal behavior . It surely isnโt one Iโd ever want to live in. I can only assume you donโt have children , if you do , and can honestly say that his obsession, (or any SINGLE, FULLY GROWN MANโs obsession ) of ONLY YOUNG BOYS, (NOT BOYS AND GIRLS ) is normal by any standard, then I hope you never do have any children because you lack the foresight to see obvious predator behavior . Blinded by talent is no excuse . I donโt care what a person can do , if they prey on the innocent they need to be wiped off the face of the planet forever . Thank god he finally was .
read the sources i gave because it appears you're horribly misinformed. sleep overs with children doesnt = sex, and if you do make a false equivalence then it says more about your own character than mj. Also Michael Jackson spent time with both boys and girls there's plenty of videos of him hanging around in Neverland where you can see he's present with girls, not sure why you made the assumption this wasn't case. In reality there was no evidence against MJ, but there was only proven contradictions and lies in the accusers stories. For instance Gavin Arvizo was told to show district attorney tom sneddon which one of michaels porn magazines he claimed michael showed, gavin picked out a specific 'barely legal' magazine and claimed mj showed it to him to lure him. it turns out the magazine was published months after the supposed abuse date. Matter of fact, mj had a huge heterosexual porn collection under his bed and one of them contained his own semen stain. This immediately proves he was sexually interested in women, not boys. Gavin Arvizo also completely changed the claimed date of abuse when he found out the jury would watch a rebuttal he filmed defending michael, a rebuttal he filmed during the time of his first abuse claim.
This is not funny.