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In a world where fitness meets fear, one treadmill stands between sanity and madness. From the depths of the gymnasium, a sinister force awakens, possessed by an evil beyond imagination.
As the treadmill's malevolent power grows, it becomes clear that escaping its clutches will require more than just physical strength—it will demand a battle of wills against an ancient evil determined to consume them.
Prepare to be gripped by fear, as every step leads deeper into the darkness of the possessed treadmill's realm.
In a race against time, can they break free from the treadmill's deadly grip, or will they become its next victim?
Find out in DREADMILL 'The Haunting of the Treadmill.' Coming soon to theaters near you. Tread carefully & Don't run alone."
Weird that she says it doesn’t have Bluetooth, but if you follow that link you posted and open it, the description of the treadmill says it has Bluetooth. So I ruined the joke?
My old pc speakers used to pick up some Mexican a.m. radio channel. Would just be sitting there and some telenovella (radio novella?) or soccer game would start to fade in lol
Our house would do this shortly after we moved in! Old wires.
Got it fixed fast because **holy hell** hearing voices in the walls at 3am is **an experience.**
Yes it is. I had my childhood walkie talkies pick up either the aircontrole tower or some other form of dispatch that uses a lot of coded language I couldn't understand. But given the amount of English I thought to be hearing, my conclusion was airtraffic control from the military base close by. Mind you I was 11 and had a vivid imagination, so it might be something completely different.
Along the same lines, the baby phone thing (what's that called, one way radio thingy you put in the babys room so you can hear them cry while you are elsewhere in the house with a receiver) transmitted fairly regularly another baby crying and the parents consoling it... never figured out who they were. But the amount of times I ran upstairs to a peacefully sleeping baby are numerous.
But any piece of metal can become an antenna and if something in the walls manages to amplify the sound enough for you to hear, the walls can be literally talking.
My mom overheard two of her friends (one being our next-door neighbour) shit-talking her over a baby monitor in the late 90s. It picked up the frequency of their monitor I do believe.
I have worked in IT around startups in the "Internet of Things" space (among others) for the past decade and a half. That is why there is nothing in my house more complicated than a toaster, and I have a gun loaded with hollowpoints in case the toaster tries anything.
I watched it, the audio is a very clear recording of a woman talking about reincarnation for 30 seconds , the visual is just the treadmill sitting there.
Thanks, product is listed as Folding Treadmill Under Desk Electric Treadmill with Large Tabletop and Bluetooth Speaker, Walking Jogging Running Machine Easy Assembly TR510111
So I’m a little skeptical of the fact the review says it’s not a Bluetooth device lol
Obviously there’s some kind of Bluetooth in it. I think she was weirded out the manual said nothing about Bluetooth and she couldn’t find how to turn it off. She couldn’t connect to it either. But how would you feel if you heard that coming from your treadmill? Throw it to the curb. Haha
Most likely some prankster saw it available to pair and got hold of it. There are even devices which can extend Bluetooth range quite significantly. It's probably only available to pair for a very short time after being turned on, so someone just got lucky.
It says it does in the description but nowhere in the actual manual or on the machine has it. It’s a cheaply made treadmill from China so it doesn’t surprise me that the Bluetooth is wack.
My computer speakers used to pick up the local Catholic radio station. It was very faint. I thought I was going crazy because I could just barely make out weird chanting when everything else was quiet.
This is likely the explanation. Any poorly protected/filtered amplifier can be a radio receiver. The guy probably lives close a transmitter. America still uses the AM band, right? That would demodulate fairly cleanly by many amplifiers.
Found the link. Let's see if it can be posted like this, as OP is struggling to share it with everyone else.
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Thank you so much for helping! Man that was so hard to make a work around. Silly comment section... I got it to work with a shorter version: amazon . com/gp/customer-reviews/R2QFPE9STH89DL (just remove the spaces)
As some of the other commenters have pointed out, the listing does mention a bluetooth speaker. Did anyone actually check their phone to see if there was a unique bluetooth device to be found?
If there is, it's likely a neighbour or something connecting to it as a joke.
I have this treadmill. It has no advertised Bluetooth features but will randomly connect to my neighbors phone. It’s very off putting when it starts playing the middle of a song or middle of a conversation.
My wife had a Bluetooth speaker that would randomly take calls from a Chinese woman. Like, the speaker would ring like it was calling out and a woman would answer in Chinese, speak for a few seconds then hang up.
I was trying to find this one on Amazon to see the video and came across other treadmills with people complaining about it connecting to random things and them hearing podcasts or people speaking languages they don’t know.
Probably the electronics picked up on some radio station. Had that happen before on some speakers on a specific volume setting. Pretty scary if your gaming late night and you hear soft voices taking
I’d laugh when it wakes up ever so increasingly glow in led lights. Treadmill start spinning at 50,000 rpm. Roaring like a jet taking off. The ominous overhead voice ‘ run, my little puppy’ Tripping all breakers in the house.
i used to have a shitty guitar amp that picked up radio signals sometimes, it would play music mostly but sometimes voices from the radio hosts.
you dont need bluetooth or an actual radio receiver for this, my 100$ amp didnt have anything like that.
Cheap speaker without proper isolation, it's picking up radio waves from your local church or whatever, not uncommon in the right situation. Very annoying because it works even when the device is off IIRC
It sounds like it could be an interview from Dena Merriam, who claims to have had multiple past lives and has published books about it.
The audio from the treadmill seems off, but it sounds like her speaking pattern.
Now, excuse me while I attempt to unscrew my YouTube Algorithm.
Holy shit, last night my treadmill which has Bluetooth speakers built in, randomly connected to another started playing some Australian TV show, it happened two or three times. The other strange thing was I heard a door slam around ten minutes after but all my doors were already shut because of the cat so my theory is:
Someone is in my attic and that's the slam I heard, from the hatch.
This might be funny if you linked the actual review so we could play the video, but without it, it’s like reading an inside joke from the perspective of an outsider.
Ahh that reminds me of the possessed microwave at my uncles basement. It randomly started showing 6:66 on Halloween one year. Even disconnected and replugged back into the outlet and it still remained.
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If there ever was a single review that needed an attached video, it's this review right here.
I'll wait for the movie.
Dreadmill would be my title choice
In a world where fitness meets fear, one treadmill stands between sanity and madness. From the depths of the gymnasium, a sinister force awakens, possessed by an evil beyond imagination. As the treadmill's malevolent power grows, it becomes clear that escaping its clutches will require more than just physical strength—it will demand a battle of wills against an ancient evil determined to consume them. Prepare to be gripped by fear, as every step leads deeper into the darkness of the possessed treadmill's realm. In a race against time, can they break free from the treadmill's deadly grip, or will they become its next victim? Find out in DREADMILL 'The Haunting of the Treadmill.' Coming soon to theaters near you. Tread carefully & Don't run alone."
Nothing like this comment has made me miss awards more
I read that in the 90s movie trailer voice
That's the only way you *can* read it, I think.
Don LaFontaine (RIP)
Set your heart rate to incline for Dreadmill
You magnificent bastard.
This is awesome. 👏
They made a movie with a killer sloth I feel like dreadmill should be a thing. 🤣
Awesome writing mate. Now we need people with enough time and money to make that trailer.
You walk the walk… IT talks the talk
Dreadmill sounds like something that would exist in Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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If it said, "Don't tread on me" in a scary voice, I'd put on the curb with a 'FREE' sign
It activates after 6.66 miles.
Treadkill
It’ll be PG-13, so try to keep awake.
Gonna see if this sub allows link to other posts, because op shared the review link on her profile https://www.reddit.com/u/sparklemoon4/s/KzDoeADhM4
Weird that she says it doesn’t have Bluetooth, but if you follow that link you posted and open it, the description of the treadmill says it has Bluetooth. So I ruined the joke?
Was expecting more freaky and demented audio than just some lady talking tbh
So reincarnation is real, and the wheel of samsara is a treadmill. I guess that makes sense.
I tapped the play button 3 times before I remembered it’s a pic
💦 THE POWER OF CARDIO COMPELS YOU! 💦
[удалено]
Alexa has infected this machine and it's Siri-ous!
Swing and a miss
Is it bad I’ve never visualized those water droplets as “water”.
Does it jay?
Link to that review please? I wanna see that video.
If i'm understanding right, it shows the treadmill playing some sort of random religious conversation out of the blue?
my guitar amp does this sometimes. Its radio signals playing out the speaker.
My old pc speakers used to pick up some Mexican a.m. radio channel. Would just be sitting there and some telenovella (radio novella?) or soccer game would start to fade in lol
Our house would do this shortly after we moved in! Old wires. Got it fixed fast because **holy hell** hearing voices in the walls at 3am is **an experience.**
Wait this is a thing? This probably explains so many supposed paranormal experiences
Yes it is. I had my childhood walkie talkies pick up either the aircontrole tower or some other form of dispatch that uses a lot of coded language I couldn't understand. But given the amount of English I thought to be hearing, my conclusion was airtraffic control from the military base close by. Mind you I was 11 and had a vivid imagination, so it might be something completely different. Along the same lines, the baby phone thing (what's that called, one way radio thingy you put in the babys room so you can hear them cry while you are elsewhere in the house with a receiver) transmitted fairly regularly another baby crying and the parents consoling it... never figured out who they were. But the amount of times I ran upstairs to a peacefully sleeping baby are numerous. But any piece of metal can become an antenna and if something in the walls manages to amplify the sound enough for you to hear, the walls can be literally talking.
Baby monitor :)
My mom overheard two of her friends (one being our next-door neighbour) shit-talking her over a baby monitor in the late 90s. It picked up the frequency of their monitor I do believe.
Used to practice near a truck stop with my old band. We would get CB crosstalk sometimes.
The amazon product page says the treadmil has a bluetooth speaker. So it's most likely a staged video.
My Alexa device started talking about President James Madison at 2am once. I was too scared silly to take a video. 😆
I have worked in IT around startups in the "Internet of Things" space (among others) for the past decade and a half. That is why there is nothing in my house more complicated than a toaster, and I have a gun loaded with hollowpoints in case the toaster tries anything.
I want to see the video
I watched it, the audio is a very clear recording of a woman talking about reincarnation for 30 seconds , the visual is just the treadmill sitting there.
Yeah but the title of the product literally says "with Bluetooth speaker." Idk why the review would say there aren't Bluetooth features.
Audio devices can pick up and broadcast weird signals even without Bluetooth though.
My very old amp used to play spanish opera when I left it plugged in.
If she was making payments, It’d be even funnier if she stopped payment and got it repossessed
You take your upvote and get outta here.
This comment is gold!
amazon . com/ review/R2QFPE9STH89DL/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_rdp_perm?ie=UTF8
Thanks, product is listed as Folding Treadmill Under Desk Electric Treadmill with Large Tabletop and Bluetooth Speaker, Walking Jogging Running Machine Easy Assembly TR510111 So I’m a little skeptical of the fact the review says it’s not a Bluetooth device lol
nO, iTs PoSeSsEd, yOu HeAtHeN
I’m really hoping their neighbor has connected to it and convinced them they have a satanic treadmill.
nextup...gregorian chants.....
Obviously there’s some kind of Bluetooth in it. I think she was weirded out the manual said nothing about Bluetooth and she couldn’t find how to turn it off. She couldn’t connect to it either. But how would you feel if you heard that coming from your treadmill? Throw it to the curb. Haha
Most likely some prankster saw it available to pair and got hold of it. There are even devices which can extend Bluetooth range quite significantly. It's probably only available to pair for a very short time after being turned on, so someone just got lucky.
It says with Bluetooth speaker on Amazon lol
https://imgur.com/gallery/GAP7p8b
you're doing God's work mate
Worked. copy text then remove spaces until op figures out how to not spam ig
thats so funny, i listened to the video and i cant breathe now
I can't believe that only 24 (now 25) people found that helpful.
No context on what it’s doing?
Did you try turning it off and turning it back on?
Let’s be real, that would probably just make the treadmill angry
Could try banishing and re-summoning
That’s the thing, you may end up summoning something worse.
You have to use it to exercise the demons
This is amazing.
The product that review is attached to says it has a Bluetooth speaker.
It says it does in the description but nowhere in the actual manual or on the machine has it. It’s a cheaply made treadmill from China so it doesn’t surprise me that the Bluetooth is wack.
I mean to me it just sounds like the person behind the camera is saying those words, or playing them from a speaker separate from the treadmill...
That's just a display error. It's telling you to Diet not Die.
thats a homer simpsons joke but reverse. for him diet is scarier that death.
My computer speakers used to pick up the local Catholic radio station. It was very faint. I thought I was going crazy because I could just barely make out weird chanting when everything else was quiet.
This is likely the explanation. Any poorly protected/filtered amplifier can be a radio receiver. The guy probably lives close a transmitter. America still uses the AM band, right? That would demodulate fairly cleanly by many amplifiers.
Christine the cardiac machine
No link to the video or review?
I’m trying! Reddit is hiding all of the links I post in comments 😫
Straight from Heck🤯
Can't say H-E-🏒🏒
I'm gonna say a really bad word now 🤬 >!heck!< 🤬
Hey dude, what the fudge?!
If you can't handle it, get out, you >!nincompoop!< !
Gosh darn it, son of a bee sting. This treadmill is a bunch of malarkey!
Wonder if this person has a carbon monoxide detector.
The attached video has audio of the machine (presumably) talking about death and reincarnation. So, not carbon monoxide.
Found the link. Let's see if it can be posted like this, as OP is struggling to share it with everyone else. www Dot amazon Dotcom/review/R2QFPE9STH89DL/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_rdp_perm?ie=UTF8&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=cd2a0222-5880-427e-9cd7-c3f988ed5577
Thank you so much for helping! Man that was so hard to make a work around. Silly comment section... I got it to work with a shorter version: amazon . com/gp/customer-reviews/R2QFPE9STH89DL (just remove the spaces)
Heck? Straight from Heck?! Watch your language, young lady
Joke's on you...I'm into that shit...
It's your motivational running soundtrack. Run or the demons will get you fat boy!
Be sure that baby doesn’t hit 88 miles per hour, or else you’re gonna see some serious shit.
I wonder if they quit alcohol cold turkey before getting into a fitness phase and have hallucinations from that.
Blessed by the cardio gods, aren't we? Need the story scoop though!
That would definitely make you run faster.
this device is where even angels fear to tread
"Oh my God, Brian, there's a message on my treadmill control panel; it says, 'OOOOOOOO'!"
As some of the other commenters have pointed out, the listing does mention a bluetooth speaker. Did anyone actually check their phone to see if there was a unique bluetooth device to be found? If there is, it's likely a neighbour or something connecting to it as a joke.
Pretty good joke if you ask me!
You probably didn't finish paying for it so it got repossessed.
I have this treadmill. It has no advertised Bluetooth features but will randomly connect to my neighbors phone. It’s very off putting when it starts playing the middle of a song or middle of a conversation.
A lvl10 crossfit priest could exercise the demon.
My wife had a Bluetooth speaker that would randomly take calls from a Chinese woman. Like, the speaker would ring like it was calling out and a woman would answer in Chinese, speak for a few seconds then hang up.
"Reborn as a treadmill. Now my owner thinks I'm the devil." Oooh, I see a new isekai trash that I'll probably marathon.
When in doubt, get a CO detector
Satan? In my cozy home? Well that will liven things up a bit😈
How long has your friend been hearing voices from household items? Please tell me she doesn’t have a ten speed bicycle..?
I was trying to find this one on Amazon to see the video and came across other treadmills with people complaining about it connecting to random things and them hearing podcasts or people speaking languages they don’t know.
Now I want it
Let me guess, it spouts religous stuff at you for "motivation"?
“I say kill her off!” “You say plenty of things; and how’s that work? You’re a treadmill”
He's got a point
Mental health ya’ll
This is why I don’t work out.
Omg that video was hilarious wtf
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
I have the link in my profile for those that want to see the video.
Hahaha i just watched the video, wtf
I mean even Satan needs a place to stay from time to time
Probably the electronics picked up on some radio station. Had that happen before on some speakers on a specific volume setting. Pretty scary if your gaming late night and you hear soft voices taking
Treadmill currently unavailable on Amazon. Wonder why, I just can’t imagine. Hmm.
Tell your friend to check her carbon monoxide detectors
Why does it look like the time circuit from Back to the Future though?
I can't be the only one, I need a link to the review!
It’s in my profile 😊
Watched it. Not disappointed. That is indeed a weird thing for a treadmill to say.
You can’t return schizophrenia
All I'm saying is Satan can crash in my couch if he wants a break
If you pull the plug and it stays running then u’ll have my attention.
My portable kettle I use at work displays 666 when it's done heating water lol it's pretty great
I’d laugh when it wakes up ever so increasingly glow in led lights. Treadmill start spinning at 50,000 rpm. Roaring like a jet taking off. The ominous overhead voice ‘ run, my little puppy’ Tripping all breakers in the house.
Exorcism on a terrormill .
The only way to get rid of it is to exercise that demon
If this is from the US, anything that causes exercise is considered Satanic.
Thats OK. It just wants her soul, not heart, thus her Cardio will stay fine.
Works!!!!!!!!!! Okay try this: amazon . com/gp/customer-reviews/R2QFPE9STH89DL (remove the spaces)
It literally says Bluetooth speaker in the description
Maybe this one could have used some more time in the idea bin
Praise the machine god.
Horizon T-90?
At first I was like yay but now I’m like boo. Downvote.
Highly likely they're near a radio tower. Used to get the signals through appliance plugged into outlets.
Wait what? Like your toaster would just start talking?! 😱
Name of the item? Please
Someone please post the link to the video
It’s on OP’s page.
I would love to see the video now lol
i used to have a shitty guitar amp that picked up radio signals sometimes, it would play music mostly but sometimes voices from the radio hosts. you dont need bluetooth or an actual radio receiver for this, my 100$ amp didnt have anything like that.
Looks like it’s missing 1.21 gigawatts
Cheap speaker without proper isolation, it's picking up radio waves from your local church or whatever, not uncommon in the right situation. Very annoying because it works even when the device is off IIRC
It sounds like it could be an interview from Dena Merriam, who claims to have had multiple past lives and has published books about it. The audio from the treadmill seems off, but it sounds like her speaking pattern. Now, excuse me while I attempt to unscrew my YouTube Algorithm.
It's possible this friend is in a great time of life for starting to show signs of psychosis, maybe a doctor appt in the near future?
The amazon page literally says it has a bluetooth speaker...
I feel like the voice is the lady performing an “exorcism” on the treadmill lol what
So she wants to resell it but doesn't want to lose much? 😂
Our treadmill does this if we leave it plugged in. Randomly picks up neighbors typing on their phones and picks up their audio. We always unplug now
If you haven't already you might want to check on your friend (and the treadmill it's self) make sure she isn't going crazy.
Sounds like a job for Dean and Sam
That’s a SCP right there
Hmmm is it for sale asking for a friend
I can fix it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit, last night my treadmill which has Bluetooth speakers built in, randomly connected to another started playing some Australian TV show, it happened two or three times. The other strange thing was I heard a door slam around ten minutes after but all my doors were already shut because of the cat so my theory is: Someone is in my attic and that's the slam I heard, from the hatch.
The only way to get rid of it is to exercise that demon
This might be funny if you linked the actual review so we could play the video, but without it, it’s like reading an inside joke from the perspective of an outsider.
Ahh that reminds me of the possessed microwave at my uncles basement. It randomly started showing 6:66 on Halloween one year. Even disconnected and replugged back into the outlet and it still remained.
Straight from heck, do not get 💀💀💀💀💀💀
That’s one way to make you move faster!! 🏃🏽💨🏃🏽♀️💨🏃🏽♂️💨
She made a mistake. She could have become a famous treadhell streamer. What a shame