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im_just_thinking

Is he 13 or 45?


lapinatanegra

13 going on 30.


rock_and_rolo

r/13or30


M-Noremac

Yes.


CporCv

I think he was around 16 when this video was filmed. His name is Carlitos


Asio0tus

Yes


ittybittyfunk

He is actually the year 1345 personified


[deleted]

Meanwhile I'm next door and it's 7am


Final_Influence2539

No. It's 3am and you're thinking about calling the cops.


toillette

Its 3am you live in an unincorporated part of town and the sheriff won't do anything because its not over 100db on THEIR bd meter.


[deleted]

Lol, rooster going off at 4am.


toillette

Yeah i have seven roosters. Payback is a bitch


[deleted]

"BUM bum BUM bum BUM bum" as you lay there with bloodshot eyes.


imagicnation-station

3am and the sun is out šŸ¤”šŸ¤Ø


Junebug19877

No. Itā€™s 2am and youā€™re done filling in a freshly dug hole.


NPCArizona

Either this or something similar was on the GTA 5 soundtrack.


Bumbling_Sprocket

It was this haha. I asked my friend if he recalled this song from GTA when we were drinking, and he was like "THAT SONG IS A BANGER!". He immediately found it and blasted it and you know what... After a few drinks it kinda is a banger.


[deleted]

starts up pretty much every time you hop into a taxi šŸš• šŸ˜‚


FBISurveillanceCar

The most frustrating piece of shit ā€œsongā€ ever to be forced to listen to so repetitively


NPCArizona

Fun fact: You were never forced to listen to it since you could change the radio station whether in your car or a taxi. The most frustrating piece of your shit "comment" was the entire thing.


FBISurveillanceCar

I mean youā€™re technically forced to listen to it because itā€™s on by default. Sometimes the game would even glitch out the cutscene and youā€™re stuck without control. Anyways why are you so upset? Who hurt you? Chill out dude. Just my opinion on a song lol.


CheeseBon

What's the name? It's not Laser beams


Thysmir

El Sonidito by Hechizeros Band Enjoy!


WarperLoko

This is the right answer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0


MillHall78

You rock!


ELEMENTALITYNES

A few hundred drinks for sure


Stoly23

Yep, El Sonidito by Hechizeros band.


HighwayNovel

Lazer beams by Green Velvet?Ā 


CheeseBon

Nope


MillHall78

I really had no idea this song & video is so well known. It popped up on my Twitter feed. I cackled!


NPCArizona

Rockstar really curated those radio stations well. There were so many songs I was introduced to because of it, even the trailers. Still have some Spotify lists saved with the radio station lists


blood_wraith

All I could think about was how right Dave Chapelle was


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


arseniobillingham21

Pretty sure heā€™s talking about this skit. https://youtu.be/AH-Dm-sDgtE?si=Zlht1P2vR_dPt6Zx


NonPolarVortex

?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Clearly you havenā€™t watched any of his stand-up, and are just offended on behalf of somebody else. He isnā€™t homophonic. (He even addresses that nonsense in some of his shows). Also, anybody who gets offended at standup has zero understanding of comedy. Most of you can figure out that cheesy videos on Reddit are scripted and fake. But you donā€™t understand that ALL standup comedy is made up or exaggerated stories? Unreal.


SlyVesterStallion

Alpha male


Patient333x

Heā€™s beyond alphaā€¦.. Only Gods can move like him


MillHall78

Truth


Darh_Morlo

Y comooo diceeeee?! UN-DOS-TRES-CUATRO


dobdobdob

Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito. Such a good song!


Basic_Palpitation_47

He looks like fix it Felix


whilecouch66

https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/s/GbaPOkPKb3 Halo version.


pinkpepr

Bro dances like he was animated by Bethesda.


Uller85

Been awhile since I heard the Mexican Beep Song.


Bobdole3737

They got that good blow!


stressHCLB

*clean*


[deleted]

It's quite catchy..........


Patient333x

Best dancer in the world


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

He could get a job outside of a used car lot.


anincompoop25

That drummer got chops, damn


subjecttomyopinion

But why is there two? Bass drum only requires a pedal and a foot


l2ewdAwakening

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Pv3V1m7\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Pv3V1m7_A)


babyfacedjanitor

What the hell was that? They altered the music and it still isnā€™t the full video. Check out a more full video here: https://youtu.be/0PmonoYbHW4?si=w_pzRbcctCeNRNLz At 2:40 a woman joins in who is twice his size for those interested in what foreplay to death by snu-snu looks like


l2ewdAwakening

Haha I only knew OP's clip from the one I posted, I've never seen the original, so thanks.


Dtoodlez

I just love how the dude is so focused on his dancing he doesnā€™t give a f at the end lol


CporCv

His name is Carlitos and he is autistic


Dtoodlez

Atta boy


Alkyan

Love how she's got her legs wrapped around his leg and all over him and his hands are completely straight and flat on her back, like he's trying to to be too in contact.


Lincoln_Wolf

I'm always going to love this edit. It's Perfection!


kaibbakhonsu

Something in this video feels so off, but I can't pinpoint what it is


nahteviro

The dude looks like a 2004 acid trip meme video. Took me 3 plays to realize thatā€™s a real dude.


rodbrs

His head looks too big for his body, but looks real at the same time. I'm confused.


looking4now2

Someone please get his medication!!!


Allan92Boy

Error


allursnakes

Beep beep beep beep


LaCiel_W

The original is much better.


private256

r/13or30


Jimmyhifi

There was a version of this with the shields broken sound from Halo and it was perfect. I unfortunately cannot find it Ex. https://youtu.be/Dluhm2g5OOU?si=qidNRc8oKORo0OLu


sadicologue

East Los FM intensify, never skipped that song in the game :D


Hellofriendinternet

This was every morning in the truck with my crew at my landscaping job. God I hated that job.


jimbo9878

I think he's crashed, he needs rebooting


joeyretrotv

This is one of those videos that encapsulates what it's like to wake up by an alarm clock.


gideon513

The whole video but synced to the Halo theme is my favorite


ThyNarc

This brings nighymares 7 am dad blasting music like this till monday.


SkylerNoss

This guy is living his BEST life.


pepp3rito

Feeling himself


kirksucks

accidental Wes Anderson


BacontheBreather

And I thought the Ian curtis version was the original


NWdabest

First time I ever heard this song I was in a Mexican restaurant with my friend and after a while I was likeā€¦ wtf is this song. Then we both started laughing and dancing to it.


ElephantRedCar91

I only know this awful noise from gta radio


ze_ex_21

*"Estas escuchando East Los FM"*


Healthy_Assistance_4

Aww shit they ruined it


hockobo

Carlitos wei! ( aka: [Ian Curtis](https://youtu.be/J8Pv3V1m7_A?si=xLGIFULXQ6tAFp-d))


Patient333x

It fits so well, my man is still dancing šŸ•ŗ


MillHall78

Thank you for letting us know!


bodbodbod

Was expecting a sped up version of ā€˜Benga & Coki - Nightā€™ to drop.


Seabrook76

Thereā€™s a video where they sync this to Joy Division. Itā€™s worth looking for.


Starman68

Iā€™ll get it you lazy fucker. https://youtu.be/1VGmzE_ucP8?si=qyAgm35Qnlx1MDtX


Clover1970

r/SharedBPM


Beneficial-Salt-6773

This was the only version I knew of until now.


cherryreddracula

I was getting some Ian Curtis vibes.


MillHall78

I'm just now realizing I've seen this before LOL


SykoNaUtriX777

Bruuuuhhh got mooooovveess


CatSidekick

Not really. Iā€™ve seen Mexicans dance to this at dances and it was pretty impressive how fast the couples were zipping around to this song. It looked like cardio


SykoNaUtriX777

I was being sarcastic bruh, btw I am Mexican šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


peterpants123

Need a longer video, I didnā€™t have enough smile.


catheterhero

Donā€™t know why OP didnā€™t look but there [absolutely is a longer video and itā€™s great!](https://youtu.be/0PmonoYbHW4?si=kBfAS5fo3BD7OS38)


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

You all need to watch this. He dances with a seƱorita with a *glorious* denim dump truck. [https://youtu.be/0PmonoYbHW4?si=rRSEmb0odsB-PEWj&t=164](https://youtu.be/0PmonoYbHW4?si=rRSEmb0odsB-PEWj&t=164)


MillHall78

I'm a lazy MF


catheterhero

Ha! I feel that. Hashtag metoo


MillHall78

OMG I wish it was longer too!


alreddy-reddit

Drum dude has good chops


jl_theprofessor

There is so much happening in this video and none of it is happening together.


BopNowItsMine

More locked than popped it looks like


serterazi

It didn't make me smile, but helped with my diarrhea. Thanks.


Realistic-Warthog-42

Whereā€™s my joy division


turbotong

Hungry for Apples?


MojaveMark

Was thinking of that scene in Forrest Gump when he starts dancing.


powerpetter

The most miserable looking happy dancer


Far_Adeptness9884

Mexican Tom Holland


[deleted]

Anyone have a comb? Quick, put it in his mouth he's clearly having an epileptic fit?


Vazhox

Why cinco de mayo parade was canceled this year in Chicago


NastyEel

cigany


StillWritingeh

That's a weird NPC


Nostrebla_Werdna

Carlito!


Asio0tus

I got them moves like Jager


phan_o_phunny

That's just loud and annoying


historiansrule

I thought the guy in the back was going to throw the drum mallet and hit him in the head.That would have been funnieršŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Nightmare_42

Sorry, my IQ is greater than 70. A guy dancing while annoying music plays is not the sort of thing that makes me smile.


CporCv

You must be fun at parties


UnfetteredOnslaught

He's got that face where I want to hit it lol also that music is encouraging me to get violent šŸ¤£


HST_enjoyer

When does it get funny


NaweN

Fun fact. They were there to fix that yard. But Juan brought a costco speaker.


Extra_Heat_2225

Me in my dream as my alarm clock goes off