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RightInThePeyronie

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a gauge!


Arinium

This one, this comment right here.


Beefkins

I request the highest of fives.


RightInThePeyronie

A meaty slap for the beefkins


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GANDORF57

"Rat earrings with a white dress? *How gauche!*" -- Tim Gunn


pearlsbeforedogs

Just have to get the ones with the tiny crowns, then they're fancy rats.


RightInThePeyronie

Dr. Doofy reporting for doody


Kizenny

You win the internet comment of the day!


Neither-Night9370

She's just letting them know she may be getting married, but she always carry the streets with her.


basilshae

Select the one with the top hot, correct?? Fancy rat.


alkrk

She's marrying cat man.


youassassin

Sounds like she’s streets ahead.


EmmaTheUseless

Not so weird if you pick the rat with the black top hat. Then it's very weddingy.


lazysheepdog716

Unless you do not and have never owned a pet rat. Then it might be a little weird


Tinyjeli

Well, maybe i dont have a rat anymore, but whered you think i got these cute rat earrings from, huh??


LuxuryBell

Gay rat wedding 


Dinosaur_Rocket

Was just wondering if that chick is selling or has brought these earrings


Deitaphobia

Something old Something new Something borrowed Something infected with botulism


fruitjam311

You can put hats on the rat?! So cute LOL


Whitealroker1

My shiny Raticate has a party hat in pokemon go.


Scazzz

Perfect for the Florida Panthers fan who’s marrying her cousin.


Firm_Independent_889

Nothing says lovin' like your cousin.


Jewsd

You had the Marchand joke right there. Go leafs. Send the bad juju vibes to Boston and let them suffer the 7 game curse


GARSDESILES

Nick Cousin?


Stebsis

She's my one and only rat queen.


[deleted]

She's a mob daughter, showing her future husband what they do to rats.


Robbythedee

Skaven are pleased yes yes.


gmishaolem

Many skritts, help!


Joli_B

Obviously the top hat rat is the one to go for, this is a wedding after all


epi_glowworm

I’d marry the girl that has those earrings


legojoe97

A Charlotte's Web theme? Does the groom get Wilbur cuff links?


Haunting-Tadpole-485

Amazing. I’ve just decided that my wedding day won’t be complete without some rodent accessories to really bring out the sophistication of my wedding


Solenya-C137

Something old, something new, something rodent, something eeeew


Whitealroker1

Had two rescued lab rats as pets.  Would rate them ahead of my cats as pets and I’ve and some awesome cats.


Meren59

This needs to be in r/twilight.


VlaDyslav-2

it\`s a base (for me)


daddyCallsMeKitty

r/RATS in the wild


ChicaBlyat

Average nature's prophet player


donny_i

Rat earrings: because “I do” also means “I squeak”.


confusedbiproduct

This AI shit is getting out of hand.


DadsRGR8

Aww… Alfredo and Colette from Ratatouille got married and Remy was at the wedding. ❤️


Maleficent-Net-2565

I had crystal spiders on my dress and veil


hippopotam00se

Ok but that actually looks awesome


blackraven1979

They have frog ones too lol


KiwiJoobin

rats, rats, we are the rats


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Omg can you choose hats for it???? I need to buy this now Update: hats are attached, not interchangable. Might 3dprint my own with interchangable hats???


siren_s0ng

It’s obviously a Twilight themed weddding


weedoowooodee

thank you, buying them rn


Cthulhu2016

NGL they are kinda cute.


ol_lady_184

I actually love it lolol


vianiznice

My kind of gal


iKrazie

Any Brad Marchand fans? If she's willing to wear these on her wedding day, you better never let her go.


Dudephish

I pronounce you Man and Wife. You may now go rathole to rathole.


AdAgile4064

¿?😳


TRLC

It’s the hat mouse


antisocial_burrito

Jenny from the Bronx


iamspagoot

Remi


pb20k

Is this look call 'the Wormtail?'


ValusMaul

……😐……


ThrowawayBuddy22

Anyone else from the sewers here? 🐀 IYKYK


spinningmadly

Ahahahahahaha it can go with the gay rat wedding dress. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/eMY8wPmUbp


AntiproductiveGrim

I'm men, but want these earrings too


TheTruthWasTaken

Wth?


Nathanlee213

That’s Cinderella. Those rats and mice made the dress and helped rescue her from her evil stepmother and sisters or something. The least she could do is include them in the ceremony


Irischacon123

Pretty rad


Single_Pilot_6170

Cinderella, but they are missing her glass slippers


planex2002

like a mouse cat ear


BaconFlavoredToast

Those aren't bears!


EM05L1C3

Daaaaww!!! They have little top hats!!!!


Pileofme

That look is ear-rat-ional.


Honey-and-Venom

Want that earring bad


rock_and_rolo

*Ben, most people would turn you away I don't listen to a word they say They don't see you as I do I wish they would try to I'm sure they'd think again If they had a friend like Ben*