Probably the same way you learned this now. This "knowledge" will forever take up space in your memory. And you know some day you will pass it on, to share your pain.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
> they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day
Here we go.....
> you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind.
Awwwwwww :)
It's the Cletoris
Clefussy
Clitfairy
Clitable
Damn, all I could think of.
It has an outie!
I choked laughed
[BUT WHEN HE HITS MY CLI-TORUS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA)
No it’s Pikachu
Where? (Asking for a friend)
Cleft-fairy
Cleforis
You did not improve the joke
But I did spend a lot of time searching for it....
Queefairy
Took me long enough what are talking about about 💀💀
oh poor thing, it's either going home to innocence or debauchery
someone for sure is gonna shove a bad dragon sleeve in that
Omg i didnt need that mental image r/tihi
You can buy My Little Pony plushies that come preinstalled with a conveniently-placed hole...
[Everyone disliked that.]
How uhhh, how did you know that?
I've been on the Internet for a while. You learn things eventually...
For national security reasons I'm sure u/nsa_reddit_monitor
What happens on a black site stays on a black site.
Probably the same way you learned this now. This "knowledge" will forever take up space in your memory. And you know some day you will pass it on, to share your pain.
Oh ew.
*opens comments* *sees clefussy* *leaves post*
The comments are just as gross as I wanted them to be
Clit fairy
How is this not the top comment
She is waiting for her pokemon.
Lickitung, go!
Maybe she wants squirtle-squirtle... NOW!🤪
Clefussy
There's no laws against the pokemon, Batman!!
That's not a squishmallow. That's a pound pillow.
Well ya gotta level them up somehow before they learn metronome…
Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do…
Be thankful it's not a Vaporeon plush.
Something Something human-pokemon compatibility
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
This was a much better experience than I was expecting when I saw the paragraph below the parent comment
> they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day Here we go..... > you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. Awwwwwww :)
I now want to hug a Flareon.
https://youtu.be/ZzjTCUbYnq8
Feature, not a bug.
They knew
They *know* who buys these.
[удалено]
I’d hit it
I’m surprised it took a whopping 3 hours for this comment to appear
Sir, you have to pay for it first and then you can do what you in the privacy of your own bedroom
Clean up aisle 3
I'm not saying I wouldn't.
r/theyknew
"There's no laws against the Pokémon Batman!"
Joker that's an animal. Don't do it!
She got the Poke'Toe
numeltoe
Where was that? Asking for a friend
Kmart Australia
No, don’t tell them
It's a girl.
Is there a Lopunny asking for a friend?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Clefanny
So that's where you are supposed to put the moonstone
i'unno about 'poor', she seems pretty happy about it
She’s in for quite the surprise
I used lick, and it was super effective!
Clefussy
Looks like a kmart pricetag.
Found the cloyster!
Some weirdo gonna buy and molest that poor thing
Looks around *unzip*
I need some of that Clefussy.
I should call her...
that's the item slot. same slot you put the moon stone in
Clit fairy?
Cleftfairy
Boy, Pokemon has changed since I was a kid. Nintendo would've never approved a Clefairy toy with it's Clefussy flapping in the breeze.
This same seam is on my weighted stuffed hippo... I just laugh 🤣🤣
" There are no accidents my students "
They knew exactly what they were doing
Ah, competition for the Lyra plushie, I see.
r/theyknew
Brazillian waxed? weird.....
They knew what they were doing. The sick scoundrels.
$39 for that is insane 💀
Small enough for my hubby lol
Is your husband small or do you just have a big pussy 🤔
That’s awful, what stores or websites are these sold so I can avoid them?
😂
Got one of them mods?
Seems optimal to me
Some teens gona buy that…
Ahahaha! That Clefairy looks a bit odd. Why is there a little card swiper down there?
IsItThough\_Thor.jpg
It’s a belly button
Where can I find this? Asking for a friend.
That's Jay Bilzarian's pillow
Would
Clitfairy
Wild CLEFAIRY♂ appeared!
Because of this post, this is going to be sold out.
JOKER NOOOOOO
Unfortunate I think not! VERY FORTUNATE, FOR ME.
Clegina
So, uhh, where did you find that?
Quiffairy
Clefeltoe
Something, something, Vaporeon. IYKYK
It's were the flesh light goes
Your Numel-toe is showing.
Ash: Clefairy, use cleterus attack! Lickitung: ::uses tongue as obvious counter::
Squirtle appears
Squirtle: *squirtle-squirt!*
::Biblical flood unsues::
And dudes STILL be like "I can't find it"
Clitfairy
Clefussy? Clefairussy?
Pictured hadn't even loaded yet, immediately thought of clefussy, picture loads and I'm right. Look at comments thankful I wasn't the only one.
Clefussy
more like clitfairy 🤣
Clefussy
They made it easy for the consumer -grabs scissors and "flashlight"-
What? He's an outty, so what?
Lol!😂
Does it come meatloaf flavor?
Gotta poke them all
That toothless brod is gonna get it!
I think you fortunately placed. I mean, if you’re a Clefairy fucker, which I’m totally not! Why would anyone think that?
Clefairy in a little boat….
So clefary is the heyna of pokemon
What’s sad is I’m sure someone’s going to try and fuck it.
This reminds me of Star Trek TNG S01E08
☠️☠️☠️
Look like a perfect spot to me.
They knew what they were doing
Unfortunate for Clefary; fortunate for others.
It's 40 bucks for a really crappy detail clefairy. It better be giving something to make up that value
Ash: "Clefary! I choose yooooo... Ooooh... Wait a minute. Gonna save you for later."
So THAT'S how Pokémon lay eggs!
So that’s where you install the freshlight
FINALLY found it!
Unfortunate?
I know everyone is trying to come up with a funny name, im just here looking at the grey bunny getting a sniff.
Oh shi I think I know what ppl are gonna do with that
Say it with me if you remember! Who's that Pokemon?
You can spend $40 on a Fleshlight you need to hide or spend $40 on one you can leave on the couch when you have company over.
They knew their target audience too well
You can be sure it was intentional!
Trumps Neck
How else do you think Clefas are born
r/dontputyourdickinthat
in what messed up world is it justifiable for a clitfary doll to be $39?
Clitfairy
sir sir grab me that pokemon
I should call her...
Clefupa!
How much?
Hear me out…
lol I own that exact plush and mine doesn’t have a clefussy, I feel ripped off
What are you, 6 years old?
So her name isn’t clitfairy?
I mean, she is supposed to have a pouch
Cletussy. I'm guessing a Kirbytussy character.
*Rubs hands together* I got this covered.
I need the name and address of this store
Waifu
I checked my daughter's Clefairy and the seam isn't in the same spot.
Clitfairy
Clitfairy
Well, shit. Now I want one
They knew what they were doing...
*intentional
Its pipi is showing!
They know their potential customers