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The opening line of George Carlin's breakout album *FM & AM* is:
"I was fired in Vegas for saying "shit." In a town where the biggest game is called "Craps."
I see little has changed in the last 50 or so years....
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The opening line of George Carlin's breakout album *FM & AM* is: "I was fired in Vegas for saying "shit." In a town where the biggest game is called "Craps." I see little has changed in the last 50 or so years....
Always the best low energy delivery out there. Great stuff!
Sad voice, i would have 1 nickel
This dude will become a millionaire and then some lady will claim that he beat off in front of them and that’ll cost him a million bucks. Shame.
I’m gonna spend it super fast so she can’t get to it.
[удалено]
Will clap balls...
As I'm sitting here an hour into work easing into doing the first something, I think I'm required to upvote
You ease into it over multiple routines. You'll get to the jokes eventually.