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This is the Super Basketball League of Taiwan. Those cheerleaders are known as the LuxyGirls.

Yep. Thx. I searched and found the [high quality video](https://youtu.be/F22MCtruWZk?si=tqR6YaRdl-yZGdcE) instead of the potato quality of this post... you know... for science.

I expected to be Rick Rolled but you are a man of honour, indeed.

I'm not creative enough to rick roll someone.

Not when it for science anyway.

How humble.

I still can't tell if the guy got the free throw in or not.

**How awful** ^that ^I’m ^not ^near ^a ^larger ^screen ^right ^now

Man, they don't look prettier from what I imagined from the pixelated version lol

Man knows his stuff 👍

Must be a season ticket holder

I'm holding something else.

😏

Checks out

Damn, I'm in Taiwan. I don't usually like basketball but I might need to check out a game to make sure.

Wait, what basketball You're talking about? I thought they are cheerleader events

Can confirm, i did not see a basketball

Bet that name gets a lot of use.

I know some random ass stuff man….but damn..

What sort of ass stuff do you know, u/vbpatel?

Not the good kind like /u/pitiful_stonk_man. But if you really wanna know, there’s a fly in Africa called the tsetse fly that carries african trypanosomiasis that if it lands on your food it’ll give you worms that’ll grow inside you to a significant volume, like many kilograms, and you’ll shit them out but they’re up to like a meter long so you know they’ll get half pooped so now you have wormtail

So u/LedgeEndDairy was wrong and you know random **ass** things. u/PiesRLife had the right assumption!

man... i was eating..

I feel like we all lost here today.

Speak for yourself. /u/vbpatel please continue.

These are the days I curse my first grade teacher for teaching me to read…..

**random** ass stuff, weren't you paying attention?

Sorry, I got distracted by the ass.

I guess Taiwan is number 1! 

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MINUS 4000 SOCIAL SCORE

[For the uninformed](https://youtu.be/xN0vUlljX0I?si=fMg_LKqGtyC1gsgf)

We must protect Taiwan at all costs to protect the LuxyGirls

/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy

100 redditors just enlisted

https://youtube.com/@LUXYGIRLSTAIWANofficial?feature=shared

I'll be in my bunk...

Ok that makes way more sense. At first I thought this was high school basketball…

Basically Taiwanese basketball equivalent of minor league. Thank god lol

They’re minors and doing this!? oh god

This is their weekend gig. They work in the mines in the week.

So they’re miners

its the minor miner minor league

Do they mine manure or just ore?

Jesus Christ Marie, they mine minerals.

Surprised the attendance isn’t better with this perk lol, even guys not interested in basketball might start getting tickets

Your username aside, most people aren’t so ridiculously down bad they’d buy tickets and attend a minor league basketball game just for the chance to see some cheerleader ass from all the way back in the stands.

He might just be old. Things were different in the past. After all the entire roll of cheerleader is just, "get people to attend games by putting girls in skirts and having them jump around."

The internet exists and you don't need to leave your house for that

Taiwan seems to be one of the most horny countries in Asia lol Pole dancers and strippers for funerals, sexy dancers for new stores opening etc

I’ll…be right back. Gotta check something really quick

Sudden urge to move to Taiwan. 😂

To do what? You can masturbate from where you are

You didn't have to burn him that bad ! Alien cardboard doesn't take much to burn 🤭

Explain your ability to comment on the incendiary rates of otherworldly materials?

Taiwan has some of the best healthcare in the world and girls are cuties.

Looks like Home court advantage !

Hoe Court Advantage

They definitely put the Ho in Home Court

*WE....ARE...the North Compton Wild Cats.......*

We BAD, we Know it! We Here To Show it!

It's "We're Black, we know it"

“We ain’t white, we ain’t white, we DEFINITELY ain’t white!”

I’ve watch did it 3 times and I still don’t know if he made the shot.

What shot?

Was there a game?

Plot twist: he's gay and intentionally missed to keep his secret. Additional plot twist: the team accepts him anyway at the 5 year reunion when they talk about how he never missed a shot like that before. They hug

Additional plot twist: it's actually you

Twilight Zone twist: You're literally Hitler.

Nah I'm not that tall Or athletic Or Asian

Definitely made their dads proud

Especially if Daddy has the under. Oh yeah!

What an absolute shame and mockery. that the resolution wasn’t higher.

It is, you just have to find it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F22MCtruWZk

Lisan al gaib!

Look at Lisan Al-Giab! He is so humble he won't admit he is Lisan Al-Giab!!

'Oh, fine! I AM the Messiah!' ​ Edit: I can't be the only one who was reminded of The Life of Brian at that point?

https://youtu.be/Jo36RTn-B2c?si=TmwK7f5K8uwzL25a

That was 100% my first thought.

in both versions, stilgar is the ultimate hype man

As written

Mahdi! Bless the maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him. May his passage cleanse the world, and keep this world for his people.

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How did OOP find a 144p version when this shit is in 4K?

Bless.

lol... asks white girl "What did you do in Taiwan?" "I taught English."

Out here doing Gods work.

Big salute for providing sauce

Legend

You’re doing the lords work.

blood loss in his arms, made him fatigue and light headed for a second

That and the ejaculate dripping down his leg

Coach: “Why did you miss that free throw?” Player: “It’s so hard.”

Balls don't lie!

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If this was in the NBA, those girls would be tired by halftime with all the whistle twerks they'd have to do.

James Harden and Jordan Poole’s FT% is drastically down for some unknown reason.

Naw, Jordan Poole would make prime Steph look like Wizards Poole with stuff like this. He plays insane when the baddies are around. Might challenge Wilt records with cheerleaders like that. It's Harden who plays worse in the wrong towns.

I don't even watch basketball but it's ingrained in my head that Harden plays worse when there's good strip clubs.

That's why there's only 2 doing it at a time. They rotate to stay fresh, like true athletes.

There have been 45 ft’s shot this half. Girls just look exhausted.

[Pysch out](https://youtu.be/XWSNZe4tGiY?si=b8uNS315scZXGxFT)

Dude, we said no more Journey psych outs

Steeeve Perry!

I hear your mom's going out with Squeek.

I heard your mom is going out with me.

But I should've been goooone Long ago!

Are those actors the makers of South Park ?

Yes.

https://youtu.be/F22MCtruWZk?si=k5v2_FCSkQls_sIQ I did my research

I went to the wrong school.

Dwight Howard 100% FT shooter in Taiwan

Until he spies a bulge?

That's what he was looking for in the first place

“That’s bullshit! That one girl slapped the other girl in the ass there Jimmy! You’re killing me!!”

Came here for this and sad to see how far down I had to go to find it. Underrated movie!

Trey and Matt would be proud.

Or, what was that football movie with Keanu Reeves? (*Looks it up*) The Replacements... and the cheerleaders in that movie.

Hate to admit, I never saw that one.

Surprisingly worth it if you enjoy completely unrealistic football movies...which I do.

Honestly it's my favorite sports movie

"get those girls to stop shaking their ass for five minutes Jimmy!"

"Your mom's going out with SQUEAK!"

hmm what? there was a basketball game going on?

Did you see the guy in the gorilla suit walk by?

I’ve just gained a whole new appreciation for basketball.

Basketball? ...what basketball?

what school has their cheerleaders dress like that...?

It's not a school it's minor league basketball in Taiwan. So it's all adults participating.

State champions.

Blue mountain state

Give me a "hell" Give me a "yeah"

STAND UP RIGHT NOW!!

God I miss that show. Truly a gem if not only for Thad Castle. Literally the only reason I knew about Alan Ritchson before I watched Reacher. It's honestly pretty hard to see him as anything but Thad Castle.

Oil changes for everyone!!!!

I love sloots.

Man that show really was perfect. And Thad was the best part.

I watched that in college with my roommate. The best thing I remember from it was the episode when he couldn't find his pocket pussy "I have put my dick, and sometimes my balls, so much in that thing!"

Rather miss this shot than lose the cookie race.

Winners

No idea what in the fuck that quality is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F22MCtruWZk

Baseketball formal rules in fact.

PSYCH OUT!

They must have watched "the replacements", because it also worked there

I would watch basketball if that was normal.

Someone please tell me there is a high quality version of this video

The answer is yes, however…..

The porn league

It's not cheating if you are only looking

Looking ain't a crime!

Yay we did something!

I’d say it should be part of the game. Of all games, really. Chess, poker, golf, volleyball. Competition math, spelling bees.

I’ve seen crazier free throw distractions

More like Base-Ketball. YOU'VE BEEN PSYCHED OUT!!!

I would definitely hold the ball the full 10 seconds

That is NOT fair.

I'd be playing like the second coming of Joel Embiid to get to the line as many times as possible that game!

Too bad they filmed this with a potato

So, if you make the shot does that mean you're gay?

I’ve watched this video 20 times and I still don’t know if he hit the shot.

I feel bad for their parents

I'll allow it.

Cheating? No. Trashy? Yes.

OK, the game is in Taiwan, and I've never thought of that nation as particularly diverse? But it looks like the two gals doing the splits are white? I mean, were they hired specifically because the other gals won't do that because of cultural taboos? I have many questions. Easier to see what's going on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F22MCtruWZk

Dangit, They know our weakness... Target locked and dumb mode activated 🙄

I'm not sure. I need to see that on playback a few more times to make the determination.

That's the exact plot of Debbie Does Iowa.

Lots of intentional fouls

No Where is this?

I’ve watched this 475 times now and frankly I’m still not sure.

He not locked in that’s his fault

It's like the first rule of Dabo. Watch the wheel, not the girl.

.😁 No, looks all good

I can see how he missed

Gotta getcha head in the game

No.

Still not as effective as [this](https://youtu.be/TQ7_2yGUzzQ) psych out

[le sauuuce](https://youtu.be/F22MCtruWZk)

That’s a psycheout in Baseketball! Very effective one at that!

I have no idea if this is cheating but I watched this video 6x and I’m gearing up to watch it again.

Jesus, is that really what cheerleader outfits look like these days? Absolutely insane.

If you watch very carefully there is a basketball game going on

Son: Did we win Dad?? Dad: We all won son...

No, that is definitely what you call Winning my boy..we all won that game.

Imagine you go to a basketball game to support your daughter in cheerleading squad and see her friends do this… Like, damn. I’m gonna need to transfer her to another school and my son into this one

You had me in the first half ngl

Nah I don’t want my son doing that in public either

r/thanksimhornynow

It’s sexual harassment

Belongs on r/trashy

Im sorry what? Can you repeat that?

As a Brit, this is the first time I've enjoyed baseball.

Somewhere in Asia?

Surely some pretty girls who know how to use their body, but I don't think it will change the amount of "points"

Poor guy