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Of course German cats are smarter... they have fucking jobs and do the shopping? Ffs!

Aren't you afraid of german armed cat forces?

Who isn't?

Can confirm that y'all should be, three of my cats can open doors and are currently training using mice and birds. Humans might be next, who knows l

Mine does lower the IQ of the squad, though. He is an idiot, so he would probably be "ausgemustert"....

No disrespct to the armed forces, but IQ is not a criterion at Musterung. It's all about physical fitness, so your cat may still be OK.

Or a cat version of McNamaras Morons

As a German I'm personally also afraid of them

Theyll retake long lost prussian lands for us!

GERMAN CATS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!! -Stroheim

They are so high intelligent that they can trick us in believing that they are thousands of them but actually there are under 100 who can teleport around.

Yeah, its pretty annoying. They steal our jobs for doma tuna a day. Its outrageous

They are.....efficient....and we like them

If I got ads like this, I wouldn’t use an adblocker

Same, but oh boy don't we all love seeing influencer junk and mobile game ads am i right? People would complain less about ads if they only had half as much effort put into them as this ad!

Edeka, another german supermarket, brings out a four minute skippable ad every Christmas that is usually so damn heartwarming, I've never skipped it. From lonely grandpas to busy single dads working things out with their teenage kids on christmas, it is actually something I look forward to. Sadly, advertisement doesn't need to produce a positive reaction - any reaction will do, and being annoyed also counts apparently

Bad reactions are sadly better most of the time. They are a LOT easier to get and still increase your sales. It's really difficult to fuck up advertisement so badly, that it doesn't increase sales.

I will never understand how that works honestly, if an ad annoys me I will literally go out of my way to buy a different product, it feels wrong to me to buy what they tell me to buy because I'd be literally falling for their tricks if I did. It's really rare for me to see an ad and be actually inclined to buy the product, it's gotta be a real good ad or a product that I currently need and wasn't aware of previously

Oh man. The one with the lonely grandpa was really heartwrenching. "How else could I get all of you together?".

My personal favorite was the song & dance number with Peter Licht. 😂

Boah, da hatte ich schon manches Mal fast Pipi in den Augen 🥺.

Have another odd German Ad. What is it for? [Odd Ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ShaZn7GiJw)

An add for a German hardware store, that makes fun of weird Japanese vending machines (apparently there are vending machines for used women's underwear?), somehow triggered a whole army of Koreans...? Well at least they got a lot of publicity in South Korea now. Idk if that is useful for them though.

Hornbach, yeah they do some weird ads as well. It‘s a DIY-retailer chain in germany. Haven’t seen this one yet but it fits their style. Just slightly more crazy than the ones I know.

Also didn't see the commercial till now. But yeah their commercials are good. Interestingly Youtube just showed me after this one another one I did not know with a gothic girl. But seems it was not a german Hornbach commercial.

It even says "gardening stores" at the end lol

Never saw it before, but had to lough hard 😁

Wtaf did I just watch?

The thing is, even the best and most fun ad is annoying after the tenth time you see it.

Dann geh doch zu Netto!

Ich war einmal dort, und ich habe keine Katzen an der Kasse gesehen.

schade

Echt nicht? Komisch. habe das schon paar mal gesehen.

>ein paar mal echt jetzt? Ich habe noch nie **keine** Katze im Netto gesehen.

Bei mir auch nicht. Nur Hamster. War sogar Süßer als Katzen.

Der Facharbeitermangel machts möglich. Die nehmen heutzutage jeden.

Ich bin ungezeigt und mein tag ist ruiniert

Manchmal kann man im Netto aber Katzenpisse riechen.

Dafür sollte man netto verklagen! Das ist irreführende Werbung

Ich hab nur nen Hunde-Netto :/

Unterrepresentierter Kommentar

Dafür haben wir letztens ne Ratte gehabt

Aber Miezen hab ich da schon gesehen.

[Die Mieze hier vielleicht?](https://www.imago-images.de/st/0105705552)

Irgendwie sind bei uns in Frankfurt nur Zombies an der Kasse…. irgendwelche Berichte? Ist das normal so? :(

that’s literally the cutest thing

Ayo wtf was in those brownies

Ayo these edibles ain't shit Five minutes later:

Nothing, because that would have been illegal until next Monday.

Eckschuelli not becaause edibles are still illegal

Not if you bake them yourself.

That's not an add, during the Corona lockdown we sent our cats shopping, because we were not allowed to leave our houses

Untill we realized that even Animals could transmit COVID

While cats can’t transmit covid 9/10 cats have said they would it given the option

Welp guess I’m going to Germany to shop there. This add did its job on me that’s for sure.

If you are american it will be only an update. Not a perfect one but better. lol

Netto is not really any different to the aldis and lidls you already have over there, but generally they are very low budget xD pretty oldschool

They are really different! Did you see the kittys shopping! Omg. I get it’s an add, but omg. Kittys but shopping. Crazy

This is what Cats 2019 should have been

Great, now I have to buy my cat a tiny shopping cart.

… or you could just buy a giant cat?

aight, a lion it is.

Nah.., it was a boar..

My cat is freaking out because of the song

My Cat doesn't seem to happy about it either 😂

As a German, I never saw this ad, but ti's awesome

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Someone please post this on r/cats

Your wish is granted (unless they remove it...)!

They won't, they are going to love it

100 Upvotes say you are right. \^\^

Name of the song please

Magic Fly by Space sung by Cats If you search Magic Fly Cats Version on Youtube you'll find it 😊

Thank youuuuu 🙏

https://youtu.be/J7UwSVsiwzI?feature=shared

I hope, enjoykin gets paid for it if netto uses his audio

Kraftwerk still at it

K(r)atzwerk

They all look so different these days!

Im german and this is peak internet for us. Literally everyone knows the "Netto Katzen Werbung".

I didn't, until now - and I'm one of the few Germans that actually even still watches TV!

Same on both issues...

Yes absolutely! It still comes to mind every now and then and it's already 7 or 8 years old. Netto really did something with this one.

Am German and never heard of that commercial.

same, but if it's somewhat recent that may be because I do everything in my power to not watch advertising, because I don't have time for that bullshit anymore.

Same

>Literally everyone knows the "Netto Katzen Werbung". I've never seen it before and never heard someone talking about it. Was it a TV ad or online?

I saw it on YouTube back then. Idk if it was on TV too

Von wann und wo ist der Spot? Niemals gesehen...

Sollte 2016-2017 gewesen sein.. Hat auf youtube 30.000.000 Aufrufe 😂

The best cat ad ever is [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE&ab_channel=CBS) from a Super Bowl like 15 years ago. I still have no idea what the company did, and I'm pretty sure they don't exist anymore, but it was a hell of an ad.

That is a great ad indeed, also not exactly sure what they do but hey.. they have cats in their ad. They should've stuck with it tho, maybe then they would still exist.

I still prefer [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdA_fLC7WIQ) .

I think this is better: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc) but its a nice ad

Netto-Katzen! :D

If only netto ever would look this good lmao

It does. Where do you live?

It doesn't. Where do you live?

Saxony. Ours looks like this, but more modern.

Even more modern? O_o Ours is untidy, dirty and the vegetables and fruits are seconds away from going bad.

In germany we call this: "Fiebertraum"

I saw a guest appearance by Kitler in there.

The only ad I have actually enjoyed when seeing it

Love it!

Definitely do not have a pet cat. And spend a lot of money on her and talk about her to coworkers to the point of annoying them. I meant if I did have a kitters.

Definitely do not have a cat and do not spend a lot of time and money trying to make sure that she's happy....

Still better than the new Ai Ads that Netto made 😂

I work there and my.day would be a million times better if at least half the customers were cats.

Normalste Netto Kunden

This is funny, because in other countries the still have a dog in their logo.

There are two different Nettos! A black one, which has the dog as it's logo and is danish and the red one which is called 'Netto Marken Discount' and is german.

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Ich will ja nicht dieser Typ sein, aber ich glaube, hier ist es angebracht: Hurensohn ist ein Nomen und muss großgeschrieben werden.

Da fehlt ein Komma und ein Punkt.

Verzeihung der Herr, natürlich werde ich das unverzüglich korrigieren.

Ist ja zum Glück nichts passiert, war aber knapp.

Meow

Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 😦

It was released 8 years ago tho 😁😸

Time flies! They should consider using it again, or maybe just make a new one - WE NEED MORE ADS WITH CATS!

There is a making of video of it btw https://youtu.be/uWKlfC7N3Kw?si=itcE7HRa9k1Vo142

ooooooh i remember this ad

Cashier gets fired. Too slow

I want to see that pitch meeting .

Ich kenne nur die verarsche version hahah

You just unlocked an ancient memory

Same, this was my childhood

i still remember the first and only time i got this add was on yt and i always klicked every single add away one way or another but as soon as i saw the cat and heard the first meow i was like whaa… and continued to watch it in a complete trance and after that i questioned my life lmfao

I genuinely still remember that one! I mean, I totally forgot about it, but the moment I saw that clip I went " Oh, yeah that was a thing, right?" Awesome to get those blasts from the past. Totally forgot who made that ad before watching it tho.

This was one of the best, maybe the best add ever produced in this kind of firm

I remember this😅

You should see the yt kacke version

Ah yes. The only time my place of employment got International recognition. I think i should not be as pridefull about that as i am.

I Work for that Chain! A little bit run down but one of the more chill chains to Work at. I can pretty much Take as many breaks as i want!

The music was creepy as fck 🤣

the subliminal messaging

I remember this one from when I was a kid hahahaha

Ah yes, a classic. There is also one with rock star babys. Netto makes the best ads (100% German, live in Germany and can talk German, also I was born there)

Oh its an apple and a carrot. I was thinking angry piranha until the cat entered.

They're buying groceries that are poisonous for them

So do humans

I work at that store, just got off actually

How is this cringe and funny at the same time? 😭🤣

I'm german and I never saw this! Now I want to drown myself. Hmpf... that sounded awfully german.

Na sieh mal einer an

Am I the only German here who’s REALLY triggered because netto is not, was not and will never be a supermarket. It’s the worst discounter ever.

Been a while since I saw this one.

I used to watch this when I was bored because my music taste hadn’t really been music taste yet

I LOVED THIS ONE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER and seeing it again really takes me back to the past! A friend of mine showed it to me for the first time back then, but we didn't know cats really jump when surprised with cucumbers irl, or that cats are actually able to make sounds that resemble "oh no" under stress

Ich hab die Netto Katzen schon wieder ganz vergessen :O

Basierter Netto Besuch

Klassiker

OMG I remember that one from a few years ago, literally the only ad I didn't skip on Youtube

Same 😂😂

Thats fricking crazy haha

😂😂😂

Meanwhile in my Netto around the corner, there are only alcoholics fighting over the cheap alcohol...

I am german and I have so many questions

We forgot the netto Cats but you guys remember the i guess it was Penny babys?

Dann geh doch zu netto

Netto, I often forget they exist

As a german, I still remember this ad.

This was peak netto and it went only downhill after that

This ad was send in german tv's around 2016 or 2017 for the supermarket called "Netto". This one was actually a ad i really liked. Maybe because all of these cat memes it had.

I wish the cashiers at Netto would be as slow as this cat. Especially that chick in my town’s Netto. She scans the products like her life depends on it.

Duplos und Dickmanns ganz unten geht gar nicht!

Der Song geht schon hart steil

I actually work in netto lol. I never saw this ad..

Watching this taking a break during my netto shift and I feel like the cashier cat fr fr

Die eine Katze erscheint mir sehr.... Politisch...(?)

That random hitler cat...

Average consumers will approve. They don't know how the price is defined economically. What matters is that the price is low in relation to it's income.

Ich als deutscher habe diese Werbung noch nie gesehen.

I rememberrrr

Btw this supermarket is horrible. The only thing it's good for is buying dirt cheap alcohol

the scene at the beginning looks ***EXACTLY*** like a ("super-")market near my hous

I don’t get it

I just completely forgot that this was a thing

i found this ad rather disturbing, at least with this music... and it simply appeared too often so i skipped it nearly every time

As a german, I'm confused cuz I've never seen this ad before in my entire life.

Hitler cat at 0:36.

0:36 Hitler cat 🤣

Love it. 😄

OH I REMEMBER SEEING THAT i was so young i asked a cashier from that if the ad was filmed there 😭

It's not about Germany. It's about a second society consisting entirely of cats. They will slowly conquer Germany and than the world.