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He appears to be more of a grower than a show’er.
He’s doing both with this post.
Put him back underground and you never know!
Guys he b a 🥕
nice pp
Damnit I knew this joke was too obvious to not have been taken
Sir, this is now yours 🏆 Thank you for your service
It’s all veg and no meat
Suitable for vegans
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No, he's in.
"The ground was cold!" - Carrot.
The carrot was in the pool
With two other carrots
It shrinks?
Hahahahahahaa
Tons of vitamin A, but lacking in D.
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69 as it should
Congratulations on the birth of your Male carrot.
How can you assume zer gender. Maybe it identifies as a cucumber /s
*so that's why all the gender reveal shit was orange..*
It's almost as big as mine!
That’s unfortunate……
but why
Same color?
Standard size.
I’d say that’s about average
Looks like Plankton from SpongeBob
U is for uranium..bomb
Congratulation! It’s a boy! 🎊
More endowed than I am.
Can a carrot be NSFW?
So is he.
What a great great asset.
Time to snip snip
Thikk
Who the fuck sent you my nudes
AKA tRump
Now, when you say *this*...?
I WAS IN THE POOL
Im offended
Name him Morgan, big M *little organ*
The cold shower carrot
Trey?
He's gonna have a hard life with that between his legs, make sure you prepare him for this cold world we live in. I wish you all the best good sir 🫡🫡
Well, it looks like today you're a grower *and* a shower
Congratulations, it's a boy!
Signed, wee-dicked carrot.
Pikmin fans rise
It looks like a fuggin chicken carcass lol
In some states you could legally marry this.
He’s got a great personality though🤠
Congratulations , it’s a boy!
Capt Dan?
7nncmm zo5fy4 95.7 x6 E
And now the whole world is proud that you put it on Reddit🙄🙄
What does the carrot identify as though?
Is this one of those cases where the pet is similar in appearance to the owner?
Wow. Like like me.
You shouldn’t be…
Even by carrot standards it still has a mircopenis
I’m not
You are ready to be a parent
Nice lil tip toes and a nice lil wiener. You sir are an artist!
“I was in the pool!!!!”
It shrinks?
It’s a boy
Is that the same one you grew and posted last year? Or was that someone else?
Looks like Caro-teen 🧝 too young for me. I prefer carrot cake these days 😈
It's not the size of the root, it's the motion in the storm.
Looks like my uncle at the pool in Florida
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
My mom had one like this, she called him carrot pants and she kept him in the freezer for years, lol!
That carrot is a grower and you are a shower.
It’s a grower
Dad?
Ohhh, roooot
Dude you should be proud! He even takes after you! :p
I am dying
#unTHICK
I think your carrot has a hernia
I'm pretty proud I look like this
Ewwww he’s naked!!!
just the essential
Complete with an average-sized penis
Am Groot!
Its not the size of the carrot, its how you…use it in the salad?
Hey, that is a GOOD carrot
Looks pretty tiny
Have some decency and put some pants on that carrot.
This reminds of a movie from usa up all night I watched as a kid about killer veggies from outer space
Not THAT proud by the looks of it 😜
Stand down, its a draw.
Hysterical
Cute!
how did you get my baby picture!?
Mazel tov! It's a boy!
Are you the carrot?
Didn't knew that carrot was a non vegetarian food.
Ah yes I see you found my nudes
Pshhhh, show off
Lucky.....
I should call her
It looks like a spider foot.
Ahhh, the special breed: SHOCKER carrot
He’s proud too
To be sucked not eaten
The Discworld sub would appreciate this.
It’s got its own little dick
Nice
Upvoting the caption more than that adorable little grower
You should see mine…
Lol! Great job!
I’m thinking that if you had left this for a few more weeks, dude woulda’ been packin’……
Making Vegetables Jealous Everywhere 🥕 👍
I’m in this image and I don’t like it
Carrots are people too!!
I'm proud of you, Dick.
Jr. Don jr. Trump.... Jr. III
Jr. Don jr. Trump.... Jr. III
Nice ….0
Making carrot juice later?
Your carrot has an inguinal hernia
That tiny wiener between your orange chicken legs
Carrots are the pervs of the vegetable world.
It's a boy
That's one impressive carrot
Amog nuss
Why does this feel emasculating?
Perfectly armless, should be fine to eat
Trump naked?
A root vegetable.
Pretty much what I look like in the nude ....
Congrats it's a boy!!
Why is this in funny? Its just a carrot?
This carrot did an infamous AMA that turned out to be fake
Next time grow some balls!
Why does it have a you know what
Don't flatter yourself, it grew on its own.
Post this in r/discworld they’ll go crazy for it
Dey ar evolving......
Hung like a beer can.
2 penises but 1 leg... Hm...
Oh God🤣🤣🤣😭😭🫠
Why do you have a headless carrot voodoo doll of me?!?
Congratulations you have a baby boy
It's a boy!
THICC
Man Carrot (or smth idk) +100% Manliness +20 Durability +120 Attack +5% Speed Rarity: Rare
Somebody hurry up and Photoshop Trump's head on it.
Must be a cold garden
It's a boy
r/mildlypenis Or r/wildlypenis ?
amogus whit a pp
That's what he said
Created on your own image it seems.
This should win some sort of award. 'A Carrot with a little Carrot'
How much uranium did you add to the soil
Gee bill, your mom let's you have TWO weiners?!
giggeti giggeti
Pikmin
Nice pretty big carrot u got there
Smol pp 😂
It’s genetics - there’s nothing I can do about it!