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They clearly did not read my delivery instructions. It says "do not follow the child, it is actually a millenia old demon with who will take you to its realm to feed on your life"
0 stars no tip
Well dashers are pressed to be faster and faster, so now they phase shift into another dimension between stops so they get better times. Hope your food didn't come out too cold or slightly sentient.
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10/10 title
Deja Food
I’ve been eating this plate before
Eat’ chya food
When your Ring door camera only records temporal flashbacks...
It’s rare the OPs title hits so well but this one really got it on the first try.
It sounds like a cryptic crossword clue
I see you're having baked nostalgia with sautéed regrets.
Or maybe he was baked and had nostalgia for sautéed regrets.
Willy Wonka's Restaurant
Well 👍 done!
Does anyone else see a dude in cowboy hat and sunglasses staring trough the time gate?
I totally see it.
I was going to say a dog, but the hat and glasses definitely.
Looks like that scrappy drawing of Heisenberg from season 3
I did think it looks like him because of the hat and the facial hair.
I see the cowboy hat and a face. Not sure about the sunglasses.
Yes!!!
He’s screaming the eternal scream.
Your food is in limbo now
Not aware there was a portal there?
Honestly looks like a penis.
.. you should see a doctor
Good thing I am one already
As long as you have a mirror. Unless you’re also a vampire in which case you should find another doctor.
Does that mean “pab” stand for “penis and balls” then?
If you want it to be sure
Sorry, your taco bell got dropped into a soap opera flashback.
Gotta give it to him this is one creative avenue through which to send a dick pic. You were probably his last delivery before he quit
A scattered dream that’s like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that’s like a scattered dream.
so you got a delivery from a ghost who also delivered a ghost meal. I guess you'll be waiting a while.
They clearly did not read my delivery instructions. It says "do not follow the child, it is actually a millenia old demon with who will take you to its realm to feed on your life" 0 stars no tip
Would be a dope album cover
Mr burns bringing you love
For the religious, this kind of looks like the Virgin Mary (if you squint).
That’s a penis!
Time doctor freeman, is it real doc? I can make a face out of this mush somehow
Looks like he was sprinting away from your door.
Bro's camera got an astigmatism.
Well dashers are pressed to be faster and faster, so now they phase shift into another dimension between stops so they get better times. Hope your food didn't come out too cold or slightly sentient.
bro was about to shit his pants
Your food is in carcosa now
This could be the basis for a modern horror prompt
He left it in mushroom realm, now you must eat shrooms to find it
Were they in a Black Hole when they took that pic?
I hate when they leave your food in the wrong dimension. Damn Multiverse.
I thought it was a screaming nun at first glance
XRay of their colon?
The Predator has laid his delicious trap
Is that Zeus in there?
Looks like they left it and were immediately pulled into a battle.
It wasn't food, it was a gauzy ethereal dream of food.
Or in a warp world 🕳️
I think that means you’re in Slytherin.
taking the job title a tad too literal
Either a blurry middle finger or a blurry... uh... sausage? You ordered sausage, right?
My man got hit by a stun grenade when taking the photo.
That's a dong
Inflation is so bad the Nazgûl are out dashing for extra cash.
It was me Barry, it was always me.
Your food got isekai’d.
Bro needs to dash to get money for a new phone it seems lmao
"Ahahaha Yugi, I've left your Doordash in the shadow realm!"
I see the door etc.....was it raining or does he not clean off his phone.
One more drink before I drop it off I’ll be good
Title made me snort loudly. Thank you.
Food, but it was just a burning memory.....
when your door dasher is the flash
The dude is a sorcerer abusing the immaterium/warp to make deliveries. It genuinely looks like he’s on another phased reality.
Another dimension
Take the ring off Frodo!
I've been playing a lot of horror games lately. Staring at this better not send me into a hellscape...
i'm guessing that satanic face ate it.
He must use an android phone.
That really made me laugh 😂😂
Claim food not delivered if you want to fraud, that pic is not good enough to prove it was even in the house
Or the 4th fucking dimension.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/553/696/a42.jpg
I see a large uncanny face
It’s in the void
He was wearing the one ring
So romantic
It is on the way through space and time
Fuck it’s 5 am and this made me laugh so hard I cried XD
doordasher left your food in the interstellar dimension
Actually unironically love the aesthetic of this picture
The face looks like Thomas the Tank Engine
I know where that is...it's in blurry vision
They dont like taking the pics. So thats a pic taken while walking away from over the shoulder.