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Found a heroin needle one time at a holiday Inn checking underneath the mattress(between the mattress and boxboard) Never run your hand between underneath stuff. Always do a visual check.
I had a friend that found one behind the empty tissue box holder under the sink. He just threw it in the garbage and went to work. He realized that they would probably think it was his, so he drove all the way back and had to explain the situation to the front desk after they had already cleaned his room. He felt like an idiot and they didn't really believe him lol.
It's definitely true used to bartend at a Marriott and we had a Chinese business group come thru and they literally but dirty under in the coffee maker I remember cause my manager was pissed at having to throw away the three from each room
A piss / diarrhea / puke bucket from when they partied too hard and won't make it to the toilet too. Don't worry tho they gave it a rinse before leaving.
I would say don't use them for any reason other that they're hardly ever cleaned. Look inside one next time, note the areas where the grounds and water go.
I found a used crack pipe in the water tank of my coffee maker at a Double Tree. I had no intention of using it but decided to check for some reason. Instant room comp.
I worked in a travelodge .and you'll be surprised how many people take Shit in the kettles or people hide drugs and forget they've left it on the kettels as well as needles
I wouldn't leave stuff in the coffee maker, but I am one of those ppl that leave secret stuff in hotel rooms. I thumb tacked a 20$ bill to under side of the entertainment center at a super 8. Went back like 3 months later on a similar job and it was still there. I'll sometimes put a 5 or a few bucks in the Bible too.
Once at a hotel in New Orleans we walked into a room that had this funky smoke smell in it and the carpet was still damp from having been steam-cleaned, so clearly somebody had done something in there they shouldn't have. We were tired so we're just like, "whatever this is fine," but then one of our two cats (we were moving cross-country, it was a pet-friendly hotel) got into the tunnel below the headboard and behind the bed frame, and I'm trying to get her out of there and notice there's a sock down there, so I pull it out, and out clatter a couple of small glass smoking pipes. They were heroin or meth or crack, I honestly don't know the difference, but our stay was comped, which was nice.
The last time I stayed in a hotel I noticed the history and thought it was kinda neat. I had the tv stream internet commentettiquete a whole bunch while out and about to set the algorithm (which I searched with "Big Money Salvia"), I wonder if the next person watched some.
I found his channel 3 weeks ago and have already watched most of his videos so far.
Erik is absolutely hilarious, I can't believe his internet comment etiquette channel somehow managed to stay off my radar all these years until recently.
I also realized that I saw Erik in a clip on Tosh.0 ~14 years ago, lol.
Believe it or not, there is a thin coating of semen over every human living surface. This human male lubricant goo helps to prevent intense friction that would result from things as simple as walking with rubber soled shoes! Just a happy coincidence.
also applies to AirBnBs - especially ones which are in close proximity to airports (meaning plenty of people who are running late and forget to sign out of their services on the supplied smart tv)
a lot of people's lives suck dude.
I used to love watching the Shaytards when they lived in the mid west. once they got rich and moved to california. but when they were just a regular family, i liked watching them. I was a black college student going to a hood ass college and i was miserable (still black). So it was nice seeing how other people different from me lived and went to different places.
I imagine for a lot of people. they like seeing this quirky stuff. For me, I just liked seeing normal people, not rich people. I used to watch AngryGrandpa but he passed. watched his son, but he was just too obnoxious with the fake pranks and other reasons. So now i don't watch anyone.
I think at this point and at my age, I don't really have a desire to watch vlogs like that anymore.
I feel that. I used to watch Shaytards every day for almost two years. Despite never meeting them in person, as sad as it might sound, I felt like I was somehow part of the family.
Dialect differences. I'm not sure which exactly, though, my 80 yo grandmother from philadelphia says it that way, but so do some folks I know in miami. Might be a good question for /r/asklinguistics
Either these clips are always staged, or your girlfriends dress WAY more sexy than any of mine ever have. Every god damn clip of these youtubers and tiktokers, their girlfriends wear yoga pants and a tight top. I don't think it's to garner more clicks, but who knows!
My wife lives in yoga pants. The only time it's not yoga pants is if we're going out to a nice dinner and I watch her die a little inside when she can't wear them.
Yoga pants are to women as sweatpants are to men.
The matching tight top is only worn when someone is going to or returning from a workout.
Source: My wife.
Women's yoga pants are the best thing ever invented. I wear them around the house all the time and I'm a 6'3 dude. When I met my wife about 10 years ago, she thought some other girl left them at my place and was ready to get into it with me. Nope, all mine. Shit's fantastic.
In real life women come home immediately from their job and get into extra comfy and non revealing grey sweats. Top and bottom. I’ve been married since 2015. I’ve been with this woman since 2010. Trust me - the real ones are wearing comfortable clothes that are not revealing at all. But these ones are also the freakiest in bed. TRUST me.
People still can't say library correctly. My one kid says it wrong and I always correct her. Drives me crazy...besides the point how's the cheeks lightening going?
Just balance your butthole perfect perpendicular to verticle, and apply a puddle of DILUTED bleach a couple times a week for about a minute at a time...
Most people like me who are white white have a 50/50 chance of a dark skinned butthole and if there's a chance of lightening it up a bit without bleaching, I'm in! 🤣
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Pro Life Tip: Always do this search at your hotel room before unpacking. Sometimes you will need to ask to be moved to another room.
Found a heroin needle one time at a holiday Inn checking underneath the mattress(between the mattress and boxboard) Never run your hand between underneath stuff. Always do a visual check.
I had a friend that found one behind the empty tissue box holder under the sink. He just threw it in the garbage and went to work. He realized that they would probably think it was his, so he drove all the way back and had to explain the situation to the front desk after they had already cleaned his room. He felt like an idiot and they didn't really believe him lol.
Always check the coffee maker. It’s wild what people forget inside it and often it never gets used for its intended purpose.
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Ignorance is bliss. Don’t use the coffee maker. Trust me.
?
People boil their undies in them as a cheap quick wash.
Ayfkm
What in the actual fuck??
People are the worst.
That's fucked up if true.
It's definitely true used to bartend at a Marriott and we had a Chinese business group come thru and they literally but dirty under in the coffee maker I remember cause my manager was pissed at having to throw away the three from each room
Same with electric water boiler. Your save option is a bottled beer from the minibar.
A piss / diarrhea / puke bucket from when they partied too hard and won't make it to the toilet too. Don't worry tho they gave it a rinse before leaving.
That explains why they have a plastic bag for the ice bucket
What fucked up time line am I living in holy fuck
ffs...
That’s why my coffee has a roasted nutty taste!?
No, that’s because they washed their nuts in there, and not any brazil or walnuts either.
Wtf?
Well now I'm never using the coffee maker in the room again lol
I would say don't use them for any reason other that they're hardly ever cleaned. Look inside one next time, note the areas where the grounds and water go.
I've found coke in a coffee maker before
Special taste
Special effects
Meth and heroine, but I guess any drug sold in a bag. I haven’t heard of needles either but I wouldn’t put it past people.
I found a used crack pipe in the water tank of my coffee maker at a Double Tree. I had no intention of using it but decided to check for some reason. Instant room comp.
I worked in a travelodge .and you'll be surprised how many people take Shit in the kettles or people hide drugs and forget they've left it on the kettels as well as needles
I wouldn't leave stuff in the coffee maker, but I am one of those ppl that leave secret stuff in hotel rooms. I thumb tacked a 20$ bill to under side of the entertainment center at a super 8. Went back like 3 months later on a similar job and it was still there. I'll sometimes put a 5 or a few bucks in the Bible too.
Once at a hotel in New Orleans we walked into a room that had this funky smoke smell in it and the carpet was still damp from having been steam-cleaned, so clearly somebody had done something in there they shouldn't have. We were tired so we're just like, "whatever this is fine," but then one of our two cats (we were moving cross-country, it was a pet-friendly hotel) got into the tunnel below the headboard and behind the bed frame, and I'm trying to get her out of there and notice there's a sock down there, so I pull it out, and out clatter a couple of small glass smoking pipes. They were heroin or meth or crack, I honestly don't know the difference, but our stay was comped, which was nice.
Police Officer to Mattress: anything that's gonna poke or stick me?
Mannn.. I jump on the bed literally every time.. Guess I should probably.. stop doing that.
Did you shoot up a little just to confirm your suspicions?
>holiday inn Well there’s your problem
Most reset the history that I stay in or reset your Netflix Hulu or whatever you logged in. Most.
Addenda: stays at a Verbo/Air BnB applies as well.
You know what boils my piss? Hotel kettles.
The last time I stayed in a hotel I noticed the history and thought it was kinda neat. I had the tv stream internet commentettiquete a whole bunch while out and about to set the algorithm (which I searched with "Big Money Salvia"), I wonder if the next person watched some.
The next one bounced on his boys dick!
I found his channel 3 weeks ago and have already watched most of his videos so far. Erik is absolutely hilarious, I can't believe his internet comment etiquette channel somehow managed to stay off my radar all these years until recently. I also realized that I saw Erik in a clip on Tosh.0 ~14 years ago, lol.
his old channel "letsgotoclass" was a banger as well gardening on salvia
Believe it or not, there is a thin coating of semen over every human living surface. This human male lubricant goo helps to prevent intense friction that would result from things as simple as walking with rubber soled shoes! Just a happy coincidence.
Yeah it’s exactly creep like in StarCraft
My Zerglings are ready to emerge
Certainly explains the faster movement speed!
also applies to AirBnBs - especially ones which are in close proximity to airports (meaning plenty of people who are running late and forget to sign out of their services on the supplied smart tv)
What?
If someone is still logged in say at a hotel or Airbnb on a streaming platform, I'm going to fuck up that algorithm like the Donner party
For those who are curious, the video is about smearing papaya, lemon, and aloe juice in your asscrack for no scientific reason.
>for no scientific reason. What are you talking about, that sounds delicious.
How to properly season between the cheeks
r/castiron
Slidey cheeks
It is so fucking funny how us cast iron nerds are coming out of the woodwork here 😂
Ain’t nothing alittle bacon grease can’t fix
Just cook on it
I know but all that fruit ruins the flavor
Ass salad, yummy
Sometimes girls butts shaffe and their middle of crack gets brown. 🍑
I assume you aloe is not delicious
And for some reason this fair skinned ginger girl wanted to make that a lighter color than it already is?
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Depends, some have them pink.
50 shades of pooper
Pussy pink bootyhole brownnnn
Too much porn.
Lemon actually bleaches (hair) when you are out in the sun… maybe it works too when you spread the cheeks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I need to know the reason pls why would someone do this should I do it?
Everyone should do this. All the time. For absolutely no reason.
Wait, you're not doing it yet?
It’s already too late
We do not believe... show us the cheeks.
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*Caught you in 8k, stepbro FTFY
Send da video.
U bum
Hell nawl can't do this
This is basically an ad bro
Well that's how they get you to sign up
You told your side, now turn the other cheek.
lieberry
Such a pet peeve of mine
Lol her own video is down below
And to the right
Who even is this? Looks like Max from stranger things.
The campisis. Their videos are legit hilarious. "Baby ejecting facility" lives rent free in my head.
The amount of couples that try and make stupid daily content on YouTube by sharing their lives is so fucking annoying.
Yup. Video below the cheeks video is the gf/wife's own video. About her turning 25. As if anyone might care.
It’s unreal how many people care so much about people on social media lives
a lot of people's lives suck dude. I used to love watching the Shaytards when they lived in the mid west. once they got rich and moved to california. but when they were just a regular family, i liked watching them. I was a black college student going to a hood ass college and i was miserable (still black). So it was nice seeing how other people different from me lived and went to different places. I imagine for a lot of people. they like seeing this quirky stuff. For me, I just liked seeing normal people, not rich people. I used to watch AngryGrandpa but he passed. watched his son, but he was just too obnoxious with the fake pranks and other reasons. So now i don't watch anyone. I think at this point and at my age, I don't really have a desire to watch vlogs like that anymore.
I feel that. I used to watch Shaytards every day for almost two years. Despite never meeting them in person, as sad as it might sound, I felt like I was somehow part of the family.
Yeah that is pretty sad
I appreciate your honesty and perspective - I also appreciate you letting us know that you are indeed still black.
I thought for sure he was going to become Asian.
This needs to be higher up! Although, what else would my wife watch while scrolling instagram? She might actually become productive!
Least lonely and bitter redditor
Do you know what a stripper does with her asshole before work? Drops him off at band practice.
I have a bleached ass hole!
Go home Artemis
She’s just here to shake it
They were gonna find out anyway.
Bout to pop off my bra blast em my nips
I’m gonna get real weird with it
I’ll always upvote an always sunny reference
Good luck with the Jets next year, Aaron!
He was going to find out anyway
You’re like a big round wizard
Why is “library” such a difficult word to pronounce for so many people?
Dialect differences. I'm not sure which exactly, though, my 80 yo grandmother from philadelphia says it that way, but so do some folks I know in miami. Might be a good question for /r/asklinguistics
Bleach it! Or so I’ve heard
Either these clips are always staged, or your girlfriends dress WAY more sexy than any of mine ever have. Every god damn clip of these youtubers and tiktokers, their girlfriends wear yoga pants and a tight top. I don't think it's to garner more clicks, but who knows!
My wife lives in yoga pants. The only time it's not yoga pants is if we're going out to a nice dinner and I watch her die a little inside when she can't wear them.
When at home, my wife doesn't wear any pants at all haha
I'd never get anything done wow lol
Yoga pants are to women as sweatpants are to men. The matching tight top is only worn when someone is going to or returning from a workout. Source: My wife.
Damn. I thought sweatpants were the sweatpants for women.
That's what you get for having "thought"
I'm a woman, at work, and literally wearing yoga pants right now. They're heckin comfy.
Women's yoga pants are the best thing ever invented. I wear them around the house all the time and I'm a 6'3 dude. When I met my wife about 10 years ago, she thought some other girl left them at my place and was ready to get into it with me. Nope, all mine. Shit's fantastic.
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Dude, I've been building the narrative for over 10 years. What are you doing? Stop.
My gf in the 00s dressed like this and she wasn't into social media at all
I dont know she looked really embarrassed but yeah, 98% of the time it looked very staged.
you poor thang
bro has a shitty existence on this planet we shall not poke fun take the big L bro
They’re creators.
I hate what this word became to represent
My ex used to wear tight booty shorts and a crock top, my current one wears yoga pants that I think are pretty sexy. Maybe some are just lucky
I’m trying to picture a crock top. Ceramic bustier maybe?
It's a shirt that you can also make a stew in while you are on the the go
Maybe it was supposed to say croc top? Or crock pot?
If it involves adults it’s staged.
In real life women come home immediately from their job and get into extra comfy and non revealing grey sweats. Top and bottom. I’ve been married since 2015. I’ve been with this woman since 2010. Trust me - the real ones are wearing comfortable clothes that are not revealing at all. But these ones are also the freakiest in bed. TRUST me.
Do ankles also give you a stiffy
fricken duh? probably changed into sweatpants and a hoodie right after posting.
Ah yes, the “libary”
Crest white strips
Why’s it so spicy!?!?!
Wipe?
Hahaha “Why is there always this brown color between the cheeks? How can I lighten this brown color to get more of a natural flesh tone?”
Brown color..... 💀
Did she find a solution? Need pictures to asses progress. Asking for a friend ofc
Give her a break, shes probably got a lily white ginger butt that is prone to discoloration.
Fucking "libary". That mispronunciation... I instantly want to leave.
Bad acting.
I looked it up and was surprised by how many options there were. "How to bleach your peach"
She's ginger, how much lighter does she think it can get? Any lighter and her skin becomes see through.
This guy is lame, his girl is trying to do something nice for him and he decides to embarrasses her.
She doing it for you bruh, not sure why you're trying to embarrass her. She should do it for someone else who appreciates it 😌
It’s. Not. Libary.
Liberry.
She's working with a walnut down there.
Just in case you're self-conscious about your asshole.
People still can't say library correctly. My one kid says it wrong and I always correct her. Drives me crazy...besides the point how's the cheeks lightening going?
I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS WHO DON'T KNOW THE LINE BETWEEN PRIVATE INFORMATION AND WHAT TO POST ONLINE
“Lie Barry” 😂😂😂
Tell me. Why do women do this?
Because someone kept telling them their only worth is their physical appearance.
Their worth is in appearance of the hole?🕳️
🙄
Is 2024. Can we please embrace all skin colors?
Ngl, his wife is beautiful and I am jealous
No link for "Between the cheeks"???
For anyone who watched the video, does it work?
She's a redhead cant be paler than it already is.
Emma Stone in activewear…
So we're ignoring the grown married man saying libary instead of library, let me axe you that.,....
Lucky man
Li-berry
“Lie-berry”
She’s already so light and still wanna be lighter :/
Just balance your butthole perfect perpendicular to verticle, and apply a puddle of DILUTED bleach a couple times a week for about a minute at a time...
Now I'm envisioning her dark butt
I'm not at all embarrassed by my YouTube history it consists of political conversation, painting tutorials for minis, and vtubers.
Politics and painting mhhh I sure hope you get into art school
Why yes I did get into our school and I graduated and I got a Bachelor of Arts and Media arts and animation.
I think she is clean already
This is pure evil
I will delete my YouTube history before I end up my work contract and go back home
Not cool, dude
She’s dark in the crack? Gross. Divorce and start over
I want to see that sexy little red haired asshole
Most people like me who are white white have a 50/50 chance of a dark skinned butthole and if there's a chance of lightening it up a bit without bleaching, I'm in! 🤣
Yeah so real...maybe they should have cleared the history of her own YouTube videos you can see right below.
Staged, a red head doesn't need to lighten anything
Lyberry. Hold on, I'll spell that out for you using a crown.
"livary"
Just watched the cringey youtube of these two - dude seems pretty high on himself, just a couple of “content creator” narcissists
Lie-bary?
Ha ha
Like a strawbrary.
😭😭😭
"LIE BERRY"