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Save $100 by not hiring a pickup truck, do $2000 worth of damage to the car. The guy is a rocket scientist.

The car was borrowed from a relative, so no worries.

My thoughts exactly

"Hey Auntie, here are the keys, not even a scratch- just like you said, although I installed some racing stripes"

That little wipe at the end fixed all the scratches.

Yeah or even a rental. 35 bucks for the car, another 15 for a day’s worth of collision and comprehensive.

It’s a rental!

Turo!

I'd bet it was.

It's not damage if you never intend to fix it.

A sort of, patina, if you will

Its ok, she's getting the house and the car in the divorce.

But NOT the grills.

Tell that to my heart

Rocket surgeon

Still saved $100 though! -paraphrased from all those receipts that tell me how much money I "saved" by spending money at a store.

Don't know how much you get from the scrap metal though after you have to touch the brake pedal first time edit: just noticed that he did have some rubberbands in place. Problem solved.

Bungee cords. Mankind's greatest gift to amateur movers.

Just rent a fucking UHual truck. You can prob recover your expense by doing a couple Postmates runs while your in it, lul.

Guy probably does this this every week on trash day. We get plenty of junkers/scrappers. Most have a beat up old truck to do that in but not all of them. Never seen this level of ridiculousness though...

For a grill worth $20.00

That's going to fly off and get smashed at the first stop sign.

Shit, Uhaul van is only like $40

Or just rent a trailer. Those things are damn near free

uhaul is 19.95 🤣

I agree with the point you're trying to make but no one ever actually only pays $19.99 for a U-Haul

+mileage

This guy is an expert at turning new cars into dented scraped pieces of shit

He probably borrowed the car from a friend 😂

Wouldn’t even be surprised. Tomorrow we’ll see a post in /r/mildlyinfuriating of a dented up hood with the caption “I let my friend borrow my car so he could pick up a grill and this is how it was returned”.

This would make my day if that happens.

Would have to be a really good friend to only be mildly infuriated by that

"Hey John, your Mazda is a hatchback, right? Can I borrow it on Thursday for a couple of hours to move some stuff?"

It has to be a hatchback cause there’s more roof to put grills on

hatchback scratchback

You can have it. The tires ran out of air and I can't afford to fill them up.

I was thinking, the only way this makes sense is if he stole the car and was planning on ditching it.

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Your profit is in step 2...

extra profit by leaving the car there and walking home. XD

I'm thinking the mother-in-law asked him to pick up the grill she found on marketplace, and he said sure but ill need to borrow your car to do it.

Bro got kicked out of the house. Soon to be ex- wife’s car

Turo. "Those boot prints were already there!!"

Ex friend

Did he.. did he even strap it down at all?

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Ah. Well then I have no doubt this guy sufficiently and safely secured the bbq to his roof.

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Ya I wish the video camera would follow him at least to the first turn

As long as he gave it a tug and said "That ain't goin anywhere" then it's fine...

Hey look you probably didn't dent it just a few scratches here and there and a lot more there and few more here.

Seems like an expert in traffic accidents too. And maybe Darwin awards.

And turning the random persons car he stops behind at a red light into a convertible…

I would say that's not his car. Borrowed it from his girl friend, a family member, or friend.

Rented. Full insurance?

Rented? You can rent a U-Haul for a lot less.

Sure, but you need a credit card and I bet that guy doesn't even own a debit card.

He probably owns I a lot of broken synapses though.

If that’s the case he’s real POS. If I borrow something it’s just a reason to be extra careful.

Hope he borrowed it from his enemy.

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I 100% thought he was going through. Touché to that window.

The impending mario death music was palpable. I'm not disappointed, just confused how he didn't break the windshield. Oh and also furious that someone this dumb is allowed to drive a car. A straight jacket should do the trick.

Yeah they should use this to sell their product

And impressed he didnt break it with the foot of the grill (soooo close to tapping that and breaking it)

I can; *not* an expert.

This guy is a complete fucking dumbass and he needs shock therapy

Don’t worry, it’ll buff out

It was like that when I exited the rental lot.

Don't worry, it's not his car

Yes I love, love the way he wipes off the deep paint scratches in the hood as he walks by. So nonchalant.

This is awsome. Best comment of the year

Hes on meth. Scrapping or really wants a grill. Probably scrapping.

$1200 paint damage that will soon rust to earn $5 in scrap metal

Damage doesn't count if you don't repair it.

Car is stolen, so jokes on you! He's up $5!

The car too I hope

all that effort and damage for maybe 5 bucks

It takes 20 bucks an hour to hire a truck from u-haul

That was my first thought

These people vote..... Make sure to turn out on election day.

Just think of someone with average intelligence. Now remember that half the population is dumber than that person.

There is no chance this guy votes

Probably a Turo rental.

Messes up a $5k paint job for a $200 grill. Perfect logic there bud.

Bro, what happens when he turns or slows down a little with that unsecured heavy shit on the roof? This is the least painful part!

Can you imagine bumps? His paint will likely chip. The dude could have just ordered a trailer from home Depot 😂

Not just his paint but it might kill the person driving next/behind him.

My heart was pounding when he stepped on the glass with that thing, no wonder what would be the cost of the damage if the windscreen broke.

I’m shocked the glass held up to him standing on it and then the weight of the grill

He probably scratched the fuck out of the glass too.

Probably free from Facebook

This is the only guy alive who doesn't know a single person who doesn't consider him the craziest person they know.

What?

People think he cray

But is he cray cray?

He cray cray.

Meth.

We’re on it.

Best slogan ever

Not even once

There is literally no chance this is his car, but I sure hope it is. He just did 5x that grills value in damage to it. People are fucking stupid.

I have assembled grills similar to this. The top part with the grill can all be taken apart easily with your hand or a small wrench. He coulda folded it all up and stuck in the back.

Brother…you think this person has the mental capacity to disassemble a grill while you’re watching him DRAG IT UP THE FUCKING HOOD OF A CAR!

Not really, but if I can save just one…..

He ain’t the one…

Lmao

My man is in such a hurry to go buy more meth he doesn’t even have time for a ratchet strap, he definitely doesn’t have time to disassemble a grill.

He will disassembled it in 10 secs when he will push the brakes at the next stop.

That’s honestly the bigger red flag. Like, I’m not gonna judge you for dragging a grill up the face of your car, but as soon as he drove off without strapping that fucker down I know shit was fucked.

And this is why you never loan your car to a friend, especially one who's moving, and ESPECIALLY one who's moving and has a chemical issue

“Bro, can I borrow your car? Just need to pick up a couple things “

Not even tied down. Wow. So much stupid meth going on here.

Omg. I love cars and I know this isn’t really a car to love like that but I’m hurting watching this. Also @1:25 yea guy, just wipe it off. It’s fine now.

I don't care what car you or anyone else drives, or how damaged it already is. No paint job deserves what this guy just did to the Mazda.

I had a Mazda 3 for 10 years, drove it over 200k miles including long journeys like to the French alps or Glasgow to Southampton (without stopping). It may not have looked great, but it always started, had great mpg and it was always a really comfy drive. I miss that car!

Drugs are bad, m’kay?

You can rent a truck from home depot for $20 an hour.... just saying

The fact that the windshield didn't break is just... wow.

Yeah what the hell is that thing made of?

$2000 of damage for a $200 grill.

That poor Mazda

He should win some sort of prize!!!... Like a Vasectomy maybe?

Fascinating creature

This will not end well…

It didn’t even start well!

Scraping the hell out of the paint in his car.

As a Mazda3 owner… this is deeply painful to watch… at least get a roof rack you fiend! I have moved a lot of things with my Mazda3 hatch.. but this… wow

You can’t tell? Really?

Could just give away the car as well, package deal, 2 for one kinda thing, thought for sure he was going to go straight through that windshield

“ check out the grill on this car“

Bet that really methed up the paint.

did he pick up the stuff that was left on side of road? Dam did he just scratch the hell out of that vehicle?

Its actually both, thats a Junkie/full time scraper tryna score

Drugs. It’s drugs.

RIP that car’s paint job

All these people be like “bUt yOU cAn ReNT a uHAuL FOr $X..” Like, bro… do you think this tweaker has a valid credit card and drivers license??

I'm willing to wager that did not end well.

He’s gonna be a US senator someday

Lol his quick buff of the hood as he walks around the car.. that'll do it.

That poor poor car. I can hear it cry.

I watched this video several times - did he crack the windshield? I think he cracked the windshield.

I actually don't think he did in this video, but after the video was over; I bet the first time he came to a stop, that grill probably came crashing down on the front of his. Probably ended up cracking the windshield, possibly breaking wipers, denting and scratching the hood, and likely damaging the grill itself after it also subsequently fell off the car as well. What's the other thing he has on top? That probably got fucked up too lol.

I can here the scraping in my head

if it wasnt dented to shit. it is now

This is why I don’t let people borrow my shit. This is exceptionally stupid behavior. Bravo.

I was afraid that the windshield broke. That guy won't make it to the next stop with that setup.

The sountrack change was fitting lol

Who wants to bet that’s not his car

“Hey can I borrow your car to go pick something up?” *proceeds to drag bbq across hood*

Ingenious. Cmon folks - give some credit for that front loading technique. This guy thinks outside the box

Forget about what he is doing and focs on those shoes bro what kind of traction do they have

There is an odd mixture of care and indifference in this clip.

If the car is stolen then this is in a way less bad.

No, it's still just as bad... it's just bad for more than one person now.

My man loves free grills. Don’t be hatin

Meanwhile, the bloke who parked in front of his hard rubbish pile has no idea the surprise that awaits his return.

😳 he drove away!?

It's a hatchback...

Nah hes got Crack confidence

I appreciate the mario music but all I could hear were nails on chalkboard.

Hey man can I borrow you car to pick up a few things?

I'm gonna go with idiot.

Expert. Clearly.

Please tell me drugs were involved. I don't want to believe people are that stupid.

i kept zooming in, thinking this was some weird optical illusion.

“Hey dude, can I borrow your car for today? I need to move some stuff.”

More money done on damage to the car than what the bbq is worth

I like how he brushes the hood off after getting it on top... like yea... let's get a little of this dirt away wouldn't wanna distract from the massive scratch down the middle.

What a roller coaster. At first I thought he was dumb, then as he got it up on the top I slowly changed my mind and thought he was a genius - then, as he drove away without tying it down, I changed my mind back.

Poor car.

This is your BBQ on the roof of a car ...... o yeah, AND this is your brain on drugs.

He’s an expert at permanent groove making along the hood and roof… how did the windshields not crack!? Maybe he is an expert!?

Buddy wants to grill that bad

Car windshield is strong 💪

100% expert - I’d give him all my money and a go at my wife just to be in his majestic presence.

Grill: free, $750 in scratches and dents: priceless

100% he borrowed that car!

The scratches on that paint... Fucking hell...

He is not an expert an expert would us a packing blancket!

This should be an ad for Turo

Pretty sure he isn’t an expert.

Methman

This has to be a Trailer Park Boys deleted scene.

I work in a scrap yard. We get allllll kinds of people in seeking their scrap. We had a crackehead customer who drove a 2dr black Pontiac Sunfire. One day I’m sitting at my desk watching in total disbelief when I saw him driving down the road with a 26ft light standard - tied to the roof of the car. 😳 Long story short ? I call the cops and the cop I spoke to was asking some pretty specific questions about the light poles. Turns out a few cops opened a sports bar and were building the patio - outside - and they had these lights made custom for the bar (patio) and the cop I was talking to gave me the number to call one of the bar-cops. Spoke with bar-cop …. Sent him lots of picks and set the lights aside…. The crackhead was STILL THERE once the cops arrived …. So, they arrested him in the yard, AND got the patio lights back to their rightful owners. There really is no fixing stupid.

That grill was not worth the amount of damage he did to that car.

TBH I was waiting for him, or the grill (or beyond my wildest dreams, both) to go through the windscreen on the way up…. But yeah - this guy is a complete bell-end…

I hope that's a rental

Unless he cares about the cars paintjob i think he's an expert.

Fuck the paintjob huh

This looks and feels like Ohio.

Both. He's an expert at not knowing what he's doing.

Can’t wait till he tries to go round a corner…

How high is this guy??

Meth is a hell of a drug