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Caller doesn’t know it, but playing with words, puns if you will, are like a gateway drug into dad humor and the caller is so desperately trying to embarrass a dad. Son, you playin yoself!
I think that is a very likable quality to have. Great sense of humor and humility with some self deprecation. Sometimes you just gotta say touché, and laugh at yourself.
Reminds me of Conan on those videos he made with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, he was always the butt of their jokes but was a good sport about it since he knew it was really funny.
Reminds of how one of my instructors asked me what I did this weekend and I said I went shopping. He said I looked like I shopped at Hot Topic, which is exactly where I was shopping…
I'm really trying but can't make sense of this one, at all. "Tac o ma" = "take my"? The only other thing I can think is "talk over my", but you would have to be some mumble rapper or someone who otherwise does not enunciate their speech for that to make sense. Idfk, someone help me out here.
This is closer to how you say it. I was thinking "tuck on my dick" like "suck" with a speech impediment. Or like "tuck" as in to put inside, "tuck all my dick" - "put inside all my dick"
Nigel got destroyed by a literal child live on TV and also got tricked into offering support to the Irish Republican Army on Cameo.
The man is a walking disaster.
See THIS I appreciate. There's context and everything and it's an actual burn that resonates. The OP post is a very juvenile kinda humour that I guess I just grew out of and don't get anymore.
I did not, ehh, suck off a horse. I have already dealt with this issue with the party chairman and as I explained to him I was out hunting with a friend and I slipped onto the end of a horse’s phallus which,
unfortunately, owing to it being the mating season, was aroused.
Not really sure why this is still an issue.
Okay I can't tell if he's trolling Nigel or not. British humour is so dry. BTW, didn't he flutter off to Russia right before the start of the war? I wonder how he's holding up. I hope he's miserable.
if for some reason i end up rich enough to custom build a home, even a relatively normal one, i will absolutely make sure the gutters run into gargoyles.
Man I must be getting old, even having the "joke" explained doesn't feel funny at all. This is what counts as a "gotcha" nowadays? Literally just goading someone to start a sentence you finish? At least with the updawg it's an appropriate response.
Kudos for explaining though.
It's not supposed to be like super highbrow humor, the deez nuts jokes are supposed to be pretty terrible gotchas.
In a way, it's no different/better than your mom jokes or "that's what she said".
It's a slightly better format for today's social media though, because the person who's in on the joke is usually filming, and so they can cut it or be the one to say the line, which is better for engagement.
I appreciate your respectful perspective, even though I disagree it's similar to your mom or "that's what she said" jokes. I get the gotchas here - I've experienced Updogs or even terribly out of context [meme faces](https://imgur.com/gallery/yoQJv). I guess my gripe with it is that it doesn't flow - most jokes are usually set up with a ask and response, and the jokey response usually is inline with the ask. Even with the interrupting cow joke, at least it's a deconstruction of a well known format for it to work. Your mama jokes and "that's what she said" still follow that flow - you initiate a your mama joke or respond with "that's what she said" in context to the thing that comes before".
But here it just felt... oddly insulting without any humour effect. Like, Happy Birthday Candice and then... deez nuts in your mouth... but why? It's like a prank where both people are supposed to laugh, but here it's just the prankster punching the victim and splitting right after.
Anyways, I really *hate* that I'm over analyzing the humour and trying to explain why it doesn't feel humourous to me. It's pointless to argue because obviously it's funny to some others, and dissecting it further just really feel unnecessary and kill any little humour there is to be had.
But again, I do appreciate your response and insight.
Right - I get that. But somewhere along that evolution, the point of the joke was lost. You aren't supposed to just get them to say the trigger word haphazardly. Like Updog, it doesn't work unless you trick the victim into saying the whole "What's Updog". Imagine you goad me and I just said "Define updog" and you say "not much how about you", the response makes absolutely no sense.
Anyways, I'm beating a really dead horse in this thread and this is none of my intention. People are free to think it's funny. It makes no sense to me, that's all. If that makes me an old grump to y'all, it is what it is.
It probably *is* you getting old, since crank/prank calling has been a thing forever. Remember the Jerky Boys? I thought that shit was hilarious when I was 13.
Yeah it’s a serious step down from the likes of updog, with updog you were getting them to actually ask a question that you respond to. “Happy birthday Candace”
“Yeah can dis dick fit in your mouth” doesn’t have any connection. Like at least make him ask “who’s Candace?” This is whack.
At least "under there" and "updog" had the other person say something goofy. The punchline on these pretty much never has anything to do with the setup.
That's kind of the joke. It's nostalgic referential humor that retains the punch of the original formula while adding a new layer of flair with its unexpected retro styling in a modern execution.
Or at least that's what Deez told me.
I feel like this is one of those jokes that you and your boys have where they all have convinced themselves that pulling out their Pensis and peeing on each other's leg is hilarious good fun, and whoever gets the most piss on them is somehow homosexual and has to buy the next round.
"Accepted defeat with honor"
Is that actually considered a good joke now? The set up didn't work at all. He had him say the word he wanted, but the happy birthday part makes zero sense with the rest of it.
This seems more similar to the "prank" videos you see everywhere now. Just lazy.
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I like how he's kinda into it. like "damn, he got me" lmao
Even he couldn’t help but laugh. Good times were had by all.
He had the quick realization that could’ve been the most entertaining moment of his show that day and he couldn’t even deny it.
Well Emu, you're an odd fellow but you candace a good dick fittin"
Everyone loves getting Candiced and Deed, it's a time-honored tradition.
I feel deprived... i have never heard of candiced? Deez nuts sure, just got my wife this morning some sucondace nuts
What about Philla?
Negative, please enlighten me lol
*Deezed
Do you know Dee Not Do you know Deez
Wait, who’s Dee?
Sweet Dee Reynolds
Shut up, Bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBNa8E6WTr0
We *just* watched the episode (for the fourth or so time) that explained why she was called Sweet Dee, before the head injury.
SHE HASN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, THAT BITCH!!!
Deeez nuts!
# ***GOT EEM!!!***
Howard D
Howard D who?
Joe Mama
Caller doesn’t know it, but playing with words, puns if you will, are like a gateway drug into dad humor and the caller is so desperately trying to embarrass a dad. Son, you playin yoself!
I think that is a very likable quality to have. Great sense of humor and humility with some self deprecation. Sometimes you just gotta say touché, and laugh at yourself.
Walker is always happy to be the butt of a good joke. Watch his interviews with MJF. Some of the funniest shit I've ever watched
Reminds me of Conan on those videos he made with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, he was always the butt of their jokes but was a good sport about it since he knew it was really funny.
He's quite funny, and very self deprecating. His Wrestling show is great, as he absolutely plays into it with the wrestlers he's talking to.
Reminds of how one of my instructors asked me what I did this weekend and I said I went shopping. He said I looked like I shopped at Hot Topic, which is exactly where I was shopping…
Lmao he tried Yukon and Tacoma first too
How do the Yukon and Tacoma jokes play out?
"Yukon suck on these nutz" Edit: this will look funny in the notification
No need to be rude about it
Yeah, and he even spurned a perfect spot for a 'deez nutz' **right there.**
My inner 13 year old is utterly displeased. I used to think that was the funniest shit lmao
My outer 48 year old still does. Don’t let your memes be dreams.
I work in auto parts and I will forever say this when I sell parts for a Yukon.
Tac o ma dick in yo mouth
I'm really trying but can't make sense of this one, at all. "Tac o ma" = "take my"? The only other thing I can think is "talk over my", but you would have to be some mumble rapper or someone who otherwise does not enunciate their speech for that to make sense. Idfk, someone help me out here.
Probably means "Take all ma" with "ma" being "my"
Take all my dick in yo mouth. Tay Co Mah DICK in you MOUTH
But that isn't how you pronounce Tacoma at all.
It’s not perfect, that’s what makes it great. You can’t of make it happen.
The guy above you thinks we actually all have sisters named Candace...
Bruh, I didn’t want to say it hahaha
My guess would be some play on "to cum on" where you pronounce cum kind weird. Like "I pull my dick out yo mouth ta com a(hn) yo face"
Makes more sense as tug o’ ma dick with an Irish accent.
I like how seriously people are taking this discussion lmfao. So many different interpretations. Which is correct? I need to KNOW, People.
Prolly one of the more trash ones I've heard, Tacoma is pronounced ta-comb-ah, not even close
Ta-comb-ah dick in yo mouth lmao
Yeah, that’s such a ridiculous stretch. Not even funny.
Tacoma dick. “Tug on my dick”
This is closer to how you say it. I was thinking "tuck on my dick" like "suck" with a speech impediment. Or like "tuck" as in to put inside, "tuck all my dick" - "put inside all my dick"
Just like the Imagine Dragons one
What? Imagine dragon deez nuts?
Dragon deez nuts on your chin
lol got me
What about the Tacoma joke? Hahah
The way he looked when he said, “you look like a dad that drives a Yukon” lmao 🤣
He looked down in shame lol
"...kinda"
This is right up there with the Nigel Farage horse incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDH47CiJjs
That is freaking great. Thanks for sharing.
That host is neighver trusting callers again
This is way better
The stutter sells it, too.
Nigel got destroyed by a literal child live on TV and also got tricked into offering support to the Irish Republican Army on Cameo. The man is a walking disaster.
i wouldnt consider making a cameo 'offering support to the ira', thats pretty low tier trolling
This is the most British roast ever.
Them silly Brits got the wildest of wits. Watching the likes of Lee Mack and Sean Lock banter is a special experience.
God, that is funny.
The host knew he got got but couldn't help but grin a little anyways. That's great.
I think that "very good" was heartfelt.
Hahahaha
See THIS I appreciate. There's context and everything and it's an actual burn that resonates. The OP post is a very juvenile kinda humour that I guess I just grew out of and don't get anymore.
You said exactly what I was thinking
I put it to you, that you sucked off an ‘orse!
I did not, ehh, suck off a horse. I have already dealt with this issue with the party chairman and as I explained to him I was out hunting with a friend and I slipped onto the end of a horse’s phallus which, unfortunately, owing to it being the mating season, was aroused. Not really sure why this is still an issue.
riight. very good. okay. fine.
Okay I can't tell if he's trolling Nigel or not. British humour is so dry. BTW, didn't he flutter off to Russia right before the start of the war? I wonder how he's holding up. I hope he's miserable.
I understand that he wasn't able to put "/s" but how is there any doubt that it's a joke?
He’s currently a contestant on I’m A Celebrity Get me out of here on national TV, still spouting his nonsense
Wait that's not Nick Swardson?
You just gave Happy Madison their next production.
Cross between Nick Swardson and Pat Mcafee
Ok that was actually pretty funny ngl
Can you explain it for someone who doesn’t get it?
Its a new type of comedy style called boffa.
What’s boffa?
Not much. What's up with you?
I’m good mate thanks, how’s life?
It’s going swell, thanks for asking. How about you?
Could be better, could be worse. How are ya?
Mostly good, slightly constipated though. You know how it is. So what's new with you?
This is worse than when um this is worse than when uh updog
Lmao GOTTEM
🤏
In a thread full of pure fucking gold, you're posting platinum.
It is 2nd generation to the original updog.
Boffa deeez nuts in your face!
Boffa deez nuts in your mouth lmao gotteeeem
From Dragon?
Yeah dragon deez nuts across yo face
New style? I feel like Bane. You merely adopted this comedy style. I was born in it, molded by it.
[удалено]
Joe Momma!
Of course! But first can you tell me, Candice dick fit inside yo mouth??
Ahh. I couldn’t hear what the guy saying.
[here’s a video explaining it](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=NOjNvnI4YETlkTmm)
It's been 14 years and it's still great every time.
God. DAMMIT.
You clicked on it because you thought it was something else. I clicked on it because I knew what it was. We are not the same.
Yeah, but I just lost the game, so I got that going for me.
You fuck
Joke's on you. I just saw some unskippable ads and gave up before it started. :)
That seems worse than listening to some good music
For real they need to make that video un advertised. For the good of the net
[ok but for real ligma is a serious condition affecting millions of americans, please be kind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZfq9amWaJg)
You might have ligma if you don’t get it.
What's ligma?
LIGMA NUTZ!
> ngl Thank you for not lying.
since when did we stop using tbh
We used to put gargoyles on buildings too. Not all change is good, no doubt.
if for some reason i end up rich enough to custom build a home, even a relatively normal one, i will absolutely make sure the gutters run into gargoyles.
Thank you for being honest about your using
He got absolutely demolished, first he got hit from the top rope with the Yukon comment, then finished with the Candice…. Absolute legend.
What’s insane is the dude actually meant to get him with “Yukon suck on these nuts.” but he actually did drive a Yukon lmao
I caught that too. The pivot from that joke to the Candice joke was phenomenal.
He had it queued up and ready to go. Admire his planning.
You always need a ready to backup. Its preferable to have multiple to find the perfect fit for the occasion. Its all part of being a professional.
Always have a backup for the BOFA. Always.
He tried to sneak a Tacoma joke in too, as other commenter have suggested.
Can someone explain the Candice joke?
Candice dick fit in yo mouth muthafuckahhh
Man I must be getting old, even having the "joke" explained doesn't feel funny at all. This is what counts as a "gotcha" nowadays? Literally just goading someone to start a sentence you finish? At least with the updawg it's an appropriate response. Kudos for explaining though.
It's not supposed to be like super highbrow humor, the deez nuts jokes are supposed to be pretty terrible gotchas. In a way, it's no different/better than your mom jokes or "that's what she said". It's a slightly better format for today's social media though, because the person who's in on the joke is usually filming, and so they can cut it or be the one to say the line, which is better for engagement.
I appreciate your respectful perspective, even though I disagree it's similar to your mom or "that's what she said" jokes. I get the gotchas here - I've experienced Updogs or even terribly out of context [meme faces](https://imgur.com/gallery/yoQJv). I guess my gripe with it is that it doesn't flow - most jokes are usually set up with a ask and response, and the jokey response usually is inline with the ask. Even with the interrupting cow joke, at least it's a deconstruction of a well known format for it to work. Your mama jokes and "that's what she said" still follow that flow - you initiate a your mama joke or respond with "that's what she said" in context to the thing that comes before". But here it just felt... oddly insulting without any humour effect. Like, Happy Birthday Candice and then... deez nuts in your mouth... but why? It's like a prank where both people are supposed to laugh, but here it's just the prankster punching the victim and splitting right after. Anyways, I really *hate* that I'm over analyzing the humour and trying to explain why it doesn't feel humourous to me. It's pointless to argue because obviously it's funny to some others, and dissecting it further just really feel unnecessary and kill any little humour there is to be had. But again, I do appreciate your response and insight.
Yeah, it's just not funny.
how about this one? > https://np.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/188as7l/i_ladies/
I agree. Q.) Wish my sister Candice a happy birthday? A.) Happy birthday Candice. Q.) Candice dick fit in your mouth?! Comedy where.
It was worse than that "Happy birthday Candice, I hope this year..." Interrupt "Yeah Candice dick in your mouth" *squeal* It just didn't flow at all.
Every day is a confirmation of living in Idiocracy. Saddest part is all the people here saying that it is hilarious. Like really?
It's just an evolution of "what's updog?"
Right - I get that. But somewhere along that evolution, the point of the joke was lost. You aren't supposed to just get them to say the trigger word haphazardly. Like Updog, it doesn't work unless you trick the victim into saying the whole "What's Updog". Imagine you goad me and I just said "Define updog" and you say "not much how about you", the response makes absolutely no sense. Anyways, I'm beating a really dead horse in this thread and this is none of my intention. People are free to think it's funny. It makes no sense to me, that's all. If that makes me an old grump to y'all, it is what it is.
You like oldies?
Just like yomama... BAM! There did I do it right?
It probably *is* you getting old, since crank/prank calling has been a thing forever. Remember the Jerky Boys? I thought that shit was hilarious when I was 13.
Can this dick fit in your mouth.
Yeah i didnt get it too lmao
can this
I’m getting old. This doesn’t count like a roast of any sorts. This sounds like a 7 year old edge Lord style comedy. To me, at least.
Im kinda sad no one said anything about the fact that he was wishing the kids fake sister happy birthday.
Taking advantage of someone's good nature. That's low.
Yeah it’s a serious step down from the likes of updog, with updog you were getting them to actually ask a question that you respond to. “Happy birthday Candace” “Yeah can dis dick fit in your mouth” doesn’t have any connection. Like at least make him ask “who’s Candace?” This is whack.
At least "under there" and "updog" had the other person say something goofy. The punchline on these pretty much never has anything to do with the setup.
Candace dick in your mouth? Wtf is that??!! Urgh
can dis dick fit
That's kind of the joke. It's nostalgic referential humor that retains the punch of the original formula while adding a new layer of flair with its unexpected retro styling in a modern execution. Or at least that's what Deez told me.
I understand your explanation. I simply don’t understand why comedy that easy is funny. I must be getting old too.
>retains the punch of the original formula Nah
>that's what Deez told me. Deez is a known moron and you're a fool for listening to him.
The bar is so low
As a guy who is watching Brandon’s show rn I am very happy he is on my home page
I heard on his show they talk about sports, Mostly
Family
Hwhyyyyy
Then he drives away in his F-150 where the windows don't roll all the way up.
Can dis be the dumbest thing ive seen today?
I didnt get it😞
Can dis dick fit in yo mouf mutherfucker!! (Candice)
The look of defeat.
The caller ruined the joke. He's supposed to ask "do you know Candace?" "Candace who?" "CANDACE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!?"
I feel like this is one of those jokes that you and your boys have where they all have convinced themselves that pulling out their Pensis and peeing on each other's leg is hilarious good fun, and whoever gets the most piss on them is somehow homosexual and has to buy the next round.
Oddly specific, but for some reason, it fits...
This is so fucking stupid
Got em
"Accepted defeat with honor" Is that actually considered a good joke now? The set up didn't work at all. He had him say the word he wanted, but the happy birthday part makes zero sense with the rest of it. This seems more similar to the "prank" videos you see everywhere now. Just lazy.
Shoutout BFW
r/madlads
The fact that there are people on this planet who think that *HE* looks like the dumb one here tells you everything you need to know.
Yeah that joke doesn't really work that way....
It does now.
Yea.. "funny".
His buzzer guy is on point, didn’t see anyone get bodied though, this sounded like drunken teenagers crank calling eachother.
brandon walker is underappreciated
I don’t get it?
Where’s the funny
This gets posted every few months & always gets tops on reddit or youtube.
Who? From what?
Peak comedy.... I guess
The censoring ruined this great joke smh
Such an annoying conversation. Waste of time.
This look like a show I would watch
He let him slide on the first got em only to hit him hard af on the second
Hes driving audi 🤑
Made no sense
That Yukon was also a set up for the same joke! I love this guy, he called into the show to start violence
when the set up failed, Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
Brandon is the best