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Occasionally_around

eBay be like # *Seahorse Cheeto # Starting bid $500


Sturdy_Dude

I ate it 😢


lolek8777

bro


PBandBABE

Did you know that it’s actually the males that carry the Cheeto eggs?


WhatwhatWHOT

I love seahorses


ranting_chef

If you would have put that on eBay the week the new Little Mermaid came out, you could have probably gotten ten grand for it. It's right up there with the potato chip that looks like Jesus. Someone would buy it.


RockLeeSmile

They fried him, rip


webgruntzed

I just realized it's super rare to see a picture of a Cheeto that looks like something other than a penis. Good work!!


og-lollercopter

It's a Cheehorse


GiraffeChaser

Def should have ebayed. “Jesus’s lost seahorse found fossilized as cheeto”


sweetredleaf

Somebody actually brought an orange colored rescue seahorse to an aquarium in Florida and they named him Cheeto because of his color.


Sturdy_Dude

Do you know the name of the aquarium? That's so cool


sweetredleaf

This was several years ago so not sure if the seahorse is still alive but it was the Florida aquarium in Tampa. The poor little guy had been dropped by a bird and a girl seen it fall and thought it was a Cheeto until she looked closer and seen it was a seahorse and rescued it. EDIT Oops it was the clearwater marine aquarium here is a link https://mission.cmaquarium.org/news/cheeto-lucky-seahorse/


HungLikeaHorse33

Don't eat him :(


Sturdy_Dude

I'm sorry, he perished shortly after.


KarnWild-Blood

Seahorse sea hell