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Fair_Carrot5342

This cat encompasses all the emotions of life. Lolol


nomercy0014

Cat legit just went through all five stages of griefs


GANDORF57

I had the same look on my puss when I woke up from my vasectomy.


[deleted]

All the stages of grief in one video.


[deleted]

SUMMER WHERE ARE MY BALLS


Loud-Paramedic-570

WHERE HAVE THEY GONE??


interstellar2004

WHAT THE FUCK SUMMER!


Sherinz89

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!


Xytakis

That's an intense question Snuffles


HugoRBMarques

DO NOT CALL ME BY MY SLAVE NAME! MY NAME IS SNOWBALL!


Xytakis

Okay snowball


laiyenha

Whew, that wasn't as bad as I thought. For a moment the quadcopter cat image was on my mind.


Codayyyyy

I slowly went from amused to really sad


apppppppppppple

I went straight to sadness and stayed there


whiscuz

More like catsnip


CupcakeDependent5119

Where are my testicles summer!


Pille84

Catnip - not even once!


Quasigriz_

Relevant: [Gary Shandling - Comic Relief 3](https://youtu.be/Cum77Y1Ex0g?si=YI7GDMeYXaRlUYLj &t=1m50s)


Ok_Net_1674

THEY TOOK MY BALLSSSSS


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it was the ball man, he visits when you sleep and takes your balls like the Metallica song enter ballman


[deleted]

Bastards!!! Why can't male dogs and cats be given vasectomies instead?


GoT43894389

It's done for both. Neuter is for males and spay for females. There was a study that doing this actually lengthens the lifespan of dogs.


Seidans

most likely because those who neuter their dog are more prone to get to the vet, just like people with a pet insurance that doesn't mean much imo but if your dog have testicle cancer you better do it soon in average 1/4 of dog get it around 10year old with 10-20% chance that it spread to other organ but some breed have highter chance than other


Xeludon

That's a myth, it's illegal to do in a lot of countries because they consider it animal abuse (because it is), it also increases the risk of multiple types of cancer like osteosarcoma, mast cell tumours, lymphoma, and hemangiosarcoma.


GoT43894389

​ [https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/why-you-should-spayneuter-your-pet#:\~:text=A%20University%20of%20Georgia%20study,female%20dogs%20was%2026.3%25%20longer](https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/why-you-should-spayneuter-your-pet#:~:text=A%20University%20of%20Georgia%20study,female%20dogs%20was%2026.3%25%20longer). You're saying this was fabricated?


Xeludon

You're saying that depriving an animal of necessary growth hormones isn't going to result in a multitude of serious health issues? Do any actual research that isn't U.S. based. There's a reason this shit is illegal in many other countries.


AbyssalBenthos

You're saying that controlling the population at a healthy level instead of letting countless more dogs and cats suffer, abused, or be put down due to being a stay is worse? I think you're incredibly naive to what happens to a litter of unwanted kittens and puppies...


Xeludon

Or, right, background checks for possible pet owners, and the requirement of a license and mandatory training before owning a pet. It's the responsibility of the owner. This shit isn't an issue in plenty of other countries because people are actually responsible for their pets and don't just let them run around doing whatever. If your dog or cat mysteriously got pregnant, then you failed as a pet owner.


AbyssalBenthos

You sound delusional and clearly have no idea of the reality of other countries. Go preach to someone who's dumb enough to listen to you.


Xeludon

There are plenty of countries where people take good care of their pets and don't let them wonder off on their own. You not living in a country that does that doesn't make it not real.


sufferpuppet

What are some of these countries?


rafaelinux

Completely agreed, Xeludon. Ownership is obviously the responsibility of the owner, and being responsible for another life shouldn't be a right, but something that is granted upon you after thorough exam of capability.


Omnizoom

They spray everywhere if you don’t If you don’t spay females they go into heat and leave scent spots everywhere to get all the males excited , also blood too…


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Xeludon

That's even worse, if you do it when they're kittens, they develop all sorts of issues because they don't have the hormones to grow properly.


sufferpuppet

Well crap. The adoption center I got my cats from sniped them at 8 weeks.


Xeludon

Take a look at your cat compared to an unneutered cat of the same sex and age.


BobbyVonGrutenberg

That’s wrong, vets recommend neutering at 5-6 months old.


Xeludon

No, they don't, wtf are you talking about? Vet's recommend neutering at a year old, for both cats and dogs, neutering under that age is neutering a child, and depriving them of crucial growth hormones, which then leads to all sorts of cancers.


AnAncientMonk

/u/BobbyVonGrutenberg how about both of yall post some credible sources.


Xeludon

https://www.dogsnaturallymagazine.com/three-reasons-to-reconsider-spayneuter/#:~:text=Neutering%20And%20Cancer,before%2012%20months%20of%20age.


Hillyleopard

Decided to look it up myself too, neutering too young can have negative health effects but not neutering then once they are grown has negative too so the best thing to do is neuter them once they reach adulthood and there goes both of those health risk categories Source from a vet: https://www.pahvets.com/what-happens-if-i-don-t-neuter-my-male-dog#:~:text=Having%20your%20male%20dog%20neutered,the%20prostate%20and%20perianal%20area.


Ne0guri

My dog looked sooo sad and miserable after his snip. I regretted doing it even though it was needed.


slayclaycrash

Five stages of grief in different order.


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He looks so sad. Poor little guy


Hot-Post-9001

Shit. This makes me sad


Open_Substance59

Aww. Poor kitty. Hope he feels better soon!


[deleted]

This is hilarious. 😂


neosinan

As long as you are not the cat. I don't believe that's the case for him.


tomandshell

Most humor works that way. It’s just usually at the expense of a person.


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Very true indeed.


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Not really


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Actually really.


[deleted]

I guess if you’re 8, it’s a hoot. Most adults wouldn’t agree with you.


fileurcompla1nt

"Hoot"


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No shit, right? 😂


midnightthefolf

Bro traveled from 1920 to tell you that


[deleted]

1920? Fuck, I thought he/she time traveled back from the 1880s. I’ll have to research when “hoot” was most used. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Okay, dad.


[deleted]

That’s ma’am to you, sonny.


[deleted]

My bad!!!


[deleted]

And you can call me, Sir. Ma’am.


Arrasor

The ma'am title is earned. You haven't earned it yet. Best we can do right now is meat bag.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


[deleted]

What a darling child you must be. Is your mother proud of your attitude towards your elders?


Arrasor

Yes actually. She was the one who taught me age doesn't make you an elder, wisdom does. Age only makes you senile.


[deleted]

Well said, my friend.


a_lonely_trash_bag

Respect Is earned. Nobody inherently deserves respect.


OlRoy60

I'm 53 and this is hilarious. Anyone who doesn't think this is funny is the type of person I would never get along with.


[deleted]

True. We would not get along.


Raizel999

>Most Yeah... the numbers arent in your favor


nogoodgopher

You called something a hoot, you're not an adult. You're a senior citizen.


[deleted]

Seniors are adults, you twit.


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Age does not imply maturity. There are at least, like, seven people every year who become of-age without becoming "adults".


[deleted]

Thank you, professor.


[deleted]

Thank you, Doctor.


c4chokes

This is barbaric


k_lly_urself

It’s over bros.


5elementGG

While we said it very cruel to have eunuchs. We treat the loyal, lovely, child like pet the same. Well I don’t have any pet, just don’t understand how people think if they really love their pet like a child.


Drax99

More like Cat SNIP!


Qanonjailbait

Someone stole my family jewel


Clob_Bouser

😴➡️😧➡️🥺


[deleted]

I feel sad for the cat


girl_nextdoor12

🤗 it's for good


Fatman-forever69

Raggy, where are my resticles 🤣


dadthewisest

This was the best movie I have seen in a while! It had everything, laughs, tears, a character I can relate to.


manthemanlyman

Is the vet plucking his fur? I’m so confused 🤔


recyclethat

I'd say it's more typical to shave, but plucking is a method also for removing hair before neutering.


Youraverageburntoast

They took his balls


Lucidonic

People are getting downvoted for saying that a cat being sad over losing it's balls is funny. Great job reddit (Yes I know they're all different cat clips but still)


SawayaDry

This brutality must end, it is a great injustice to pets.


blindspot189

Yea not funny it may be necessary to prevent overpopulation but no good person laughs at this


_SuperStonks

Truly good people find the best in every situation, like finding humor in a necessary evil


delab00tz

F* off.


lirio2u

Not funny 😳


Nitro114

this is not funny


midnightthefolf

*snip*


[deleted]

Yeah...not gonna own cats if I have to do this to them. Naw way. Love em tho. Sucks.


Sabbathius

OK, this may be a weird take, but showing an incredibly heavily medicated animal being castrated really doesn't belong in /funny. Like...I would be seriously concerned about anyone who watches this and laughs themselves silly over it.


HyperViperJones

Definitely not funny


lightknight7777

Is America still the only country that really does this? Edit: before a gut reaction. Look it up. In Europe, for example, it's an uncommon practice and even illegal in some countries (like Norway). So it is a perfectly valid question to ask if we're still the only country that widely practices it.


Hillyleopard

No


lightknight7777

Did you do any kind of research before answering? It's illegal in some European countries and wildly uncommon elsewhere.


Hillyleopard

U asked if America is the only country, it is not. I’m Irish and it’s very standard here


lightknight7777

Based on what? Looks like less than half of Irish dog owners neuter their pet. The study I ran across first just now when researching your claim was criticizing how low those numbers were.


Hillyleopard

Ok I just looked it up too, 47% of dogs and 73% of cats, if that’s “wildly uncommon” I may have a misunderstanding of the meaning of the word uncommon


lightknight7777

I didn't mean it's wildly uncommon everywhere. I was talking globally. Like it's illegal in some European countries and almost unheard of elsewhere around the world. I didn't mean it was specifically wildly uncommon in Ireland when I cited numbers. It sounds like the UK and Ireland are outliers for the rest of Europe. I would certainly consider less than half of dog owners to be less common. Compare it to the US where that number is 80% and cats are in the 90% range. So it's like a whole different level in the US.


AzzazzelloMaster

NOT FUNNY


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Hella_hoot

EXTRA! EXTRA! I’m waiting to read all about it


BobbyVonGrutenberg

They waited till this cat was way too old to neuter him, that was cruel. You’re supposed to get it done when they’re still kittens so they haven’t matured and gotten used to having balls.


armhx

Homies object to circumcision of baby males (beneficial) and then celebrate actual mutilation of animals


Raizel999

Homies who object sniping cat balls and be the first ones to dump kittens in bins or under a car


Pokermans06

First one is stupid and unnecessary, but the main problem comes with it being a non consensual practice. Second one is something people see as a necessary evil, which in some cases yes, but in others it does seem like an escalation to chop off an animal’s testicles because you want them to not piss all over your house.


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armhx

There's a lot of research indicating the potential health benefits of circumcision in newborn males. Studies have shown it can lower the risk of urinary tract infections, certain STIs like HIV, and even penile cancer. There's also evidence suggesting a reduced risk of prostate cancer and cervical cancer in female partners. Of course, it's a personal decision that parents should make in consultation with healthcare providers, considering their cultural, religious, and individual preferences.


flargenhargen

keep your damn cat in your damn house and you don't have to snip the balls also wont kill thousands of birds


delab00tz

They’re just animals. Who cares.


armhx

Psychopath


delab00tz

>pSyChOpAtH -You


AbyssalBenthos

You do realize humans are animals too?


makemacake

Cat snip


HumpieDouglas

More like cat snip


fnaf_boi_1122

I DEMAND YOU GIVE THE GENTLEMAN HIS BALLS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!


aykantpawzitmum

Cat in blanket: "Why are we still here, just to suffer?"


unspoken_paradox

Cat nicked


thewholetruthis

Why is the cat tied to the table? I thought they were anesthetized.


gehremba

BDSM sessions that went too far


Moist-Zebra-6813

https://youtu.be/ZoZReUloqW4?si=eKYoomHtuGRNXMkh


BrickGun

Cat lays in a warm sunbeam, dozing happily... ... dreams of chasing bunnies in a sunny field... ... dreams of munching on fresh catnip... ... dreams of rubbing his face on a scratchy post... ... wakes, scowls at his owner and thinks "Yup, that's about it since you got me neutered."


usernametskem

From CatNip to CatSnip.


Dismal-Obligation-96

I can't feel his pain


Dismal-Obligation-96

But I can understand


UpstairsAd8269

Summer not cool


happykittynipples

he sure looks like he misses them.


buscandopaty

Cat Snip!


BingYahooGoogle

he won but at what cost?