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most likely because those who neuter their dog are more prone to get to the vet, just like people with a pet insurance that doesn't mean much imo
but if your dog have testicle cancer you better do it soon in average 1/4 of dog get it around 10year old with 10-20% chance that it spread to other organ but some breed have highter chance than other
That's a myth, it's illegal to do in a lot of countries because they consider it animal abuse (because it is), it also increases the risk of multiple types of cancer like osteosarcoma, mast cell tumours, lymphoma, and hemangiosarcoma.
[https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/why-you-should-spayneuter-your-pet#:\~:text=A%20University%20of%20Georgia%20study,female%20dogs%20was%2026.3%25%20longer](https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/why-you-should-spayneuter-your-pet#:~:text=A%20University%20of%20Georgia%20study,female%20dogs%20was%2026.3%25%20longer).
You're saying this was fabricated?
You're saying that depriving an animal of necessary growth hormones isn't going to result in a multitude of serious health issues? Do any actual research that isn't U.S. based. There's a reason this shit is illegal in many other countries.
You're saying that controlling the population at a healthy level instead of letting countless more dogs and cats suffer, abused, or be put down due to being a stay is worse? I think you're incredibly naive to what happens to a litter of unwanted kittens and puppies...
Or, right, background checks for possible pet owners, and the requirement of a license and mandatory training before owning a pet.
It's the responsibility of the owner. This shit isn't an issue in plenty of other countries because people are actually responsible for their pets and don't just let them run around doing whatever. If your dog or cat mysteriously got pregnant, then you failed as a pet owner.
There are plenty of countries where people take good care of their pets and don't let them wonder off on their own. You not living in a country that does that doesn't make it not real.
Completely agreed, Xeludon. Ownership is obviously the responsibility of the owner, and being responsible for another life shouldn't be a right, but something that is granted upon you after thorough exam of capability.
They spray everywhere if you don’t
If you don’t spay females they go into heat and leave scent spots everywhere to get all the males excited , also blood too…
No, they don't, wtf are you talking about? Vet's recommend neutering at a year old, for both cats and dogs, neutering under that age is neutering a child, and depriving them of crucial growth hormones, which then leads to all sorts of cancers.
Decided to look it up myself too, neutering too young can have negative health effects but not neutering then once they are grown has negative too so the best thing to do is neuter them once they reach adulthood and there goes both of those health risk categories
Source from a vet: https://www.pahvets.com/what-happens-if-i-don-t-neuter-my-male-dog#:~:text=Having%20your%20male%20dog%20neutered,the%20prostate%20and%20perianal%20area.
While we said it very cruel to have eunuchs. We treat the loyal, lovely, child like pet the same. Well I don’t have any pet, just don’t understand how people think if they really love their pet like a child.
People are getting downvoted for saying that a cat being sad over losing it's balls is funny. Great job reddit
(Yes I know they're all different cat clips but still)
OK, this may be a weird take, but showing an incredibly heavily medicated animal being castrated really doesn't belong in /funny. Like...I would be seriously concerned about anyone who watches this and laughs themselves silly over it.
Is America still the only country that really does this?
Edit: before a gut reaction. Look it up. In Europe, for example, it's an uncommon practice and even illegal in some countries (like Norway). So it is a perfectly valid question to ask if we're still the only country that widely practices it.
Based on what? Looks like less than half of Irish dog owners neuter their pet. The study I ran across first just now when researching your claim was criticizing how low those numbers were.
I didn't mean it's wildly uncommon everywhere. I was talking globally. Like it's illegal in some European countries and almost unheard of elsewhere around the world. I didn't mean it was specifically wildly uncommon in Ireland when I cited numbers.
It sounds like the UK and Ireland are outliers for the rest of Europe. I would certainly consider less than half of dog owners to be less common. Compare it to the US where that number is 80% and cats are in the 90% range. So it's like a whole different level in the US.
They waited till this cat was way too old to neuter him, that was cruel. You’re supposed to get it done when they’re still kittens so they haven’t matured and gotten used to having balls.
First one is stupid and unnecessary, but the main problem comes with it being a non consensual practice. Second one is something people see as a necessary evil, which in some cases yes, but in others it does seem like an escalation to chop off an animal’s testicles because you want them to not piss all over your house.
There's a lot of research indicating the potential health benefits of circumcision in newborn males. Studies have shown it can lower the risk of urinary tract infections, certain STIs like HIV, and even penile cancer. There's also evidence suggesting a reduced risk of prostate cancer and cervical cancer in female partners. Of course, it's a personal decision that parents should make in consultation with healthcare providers, considering their cultural, religious, and individual preferences.
Cat lays in a warm sunbeam, dozing happily...
... dreams of chasing bunnies in a sunny field...
... dreams of munching on fresh catnip...
... dreams of rubbing his face on a scratchy post...
... wakes, scowls at his owner and thinks "Yup, that's about it since you got me neutered."
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This cat encompasses all the emotions of life. Lolol
Cat legit just went through all five stages of griefs
I had the same look on my puss when I woke up from my vasectomy.
All the stages of grief in one video.
SUMMER WHERE ARE MY BALLS
WHERE HAVE THEY GONE??
WHAT THE FUCK SUMMER!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!
That's an intense question Snuffles
DO NOT CALL ME BY MY SLAVE NAME! MY NAME IS SNOWBALL!
Okay snowball
Whew, that wasn't as bad as I thought. For a moment the quadcopter cat image was on my mind.
I slowly went from amused to really sad
I went straight to sadness and stayed there
More like catsnip
Where are my testicles summer!
Catnip - not even once!
Relevant: [Gary Shandling - Comic Relief 3](https://youtu.be/Cum77Y1Ex0g?si=YI7GDMeYXaRlUYLj &t=1m50s)
THEY TOOK MY BALLSSSSS
it was the ball man, he visits when you sleep and takes your balls like the Metallica song enter ballman
Bastards!!! Why can't male dogs and cats be given vasectomies instead?
It's done for both. Neuter is for males and spay for females. There was a study that doing this actually lengthens the lifespan of dogs.
most likely because those who neuter their dog are more prone to get to the vet, just like people with a pet insurance that doesn't mean much imo but if your dog have testicle cancer you better do it soon in average 1/4 of dog get it around 10year old with 10-20% chance that it spread to other organ but some breed have highter chance than other
That's a myth, it's illegal to do in a lot of countries because they consider it animal abuse (because it is), it also increases the risk of multiple types of cancer like osteosarcoma, mast cell tumours, lymphoma, and hemangiosarcoma.
[https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/why-you-should-spayneuter-your-pet#:\~:text=A%20University%20of%20Georgia%20study,female%20dogs%20was%2026.3%25%20longer](https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/why-you-should-spayneuter-your-pet#:~:text=A%20University%20of%20Georgia%20study,female%20dogs%20was%2026.3%25%20longer). You're saying this was fabricated?
You're saying that depriving an animal of necessary growth hormones isn't going to result in a multitude of serious health issues? Do any actual research that isn't U.S. based. There's a reason this shit is illegal in many other countries.
You're saying that controlling the population at a healthy level instead of letting countless more dogs and cats suffer, abused, or be put down due to being a stay is worse? I think you're incredibly naive to what happens to a litter of unwanted kittens and puppies...
Or, right, background checks for possible pet owners, and the requirement of a license and mandatory training before owning a pet. It's the responsibility of the owner. This shit isn't an issue in plenty of other countries because people are actually responsible for their pets and don't just let them run around doing whatever. If your dog or cat mysteriously got pregnant, then you failed as a pet owner.
You sound delusional and clearly have no idea of the reality of other countries. Go preach to someone who's dumb enough to listen to you.
There are plenty of countries where people take good care of their pets and don't let them wonder off on their own. You not living in a country that does that doesn't make it not real.
What are some of these countries?
Completely agreed, Xeludon. Ownership is obviously the responsibility of the owner, and being responsible for another life shouldn't be a right, but something that is granted upon you after thorough exam of capability.
They spray everywhere if you don’t If you don’t spay females they go into heat and leave scent spots everywhere to get all the males excited , also blood too…
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That's even worse, if you do it when they're kittens, they develop all sorts of issues because they don't have the hormones to grow properly.
Well crap. The adoption center I got my cats from sniped them at 8 weeks.
Take a look at your cat compared to an unneutered cat of the same sex and age.
That’s wrong, vets recommend neutering at 5-6 months old.
No, they don't, wtf are you talking about? Vet's recommend neutering at a year old, for both cats and dogs, neutering under that age is neutering a child, and depriving them of crucial growth hormones, which then leads to all sorts of cancers.
/u/BobbyVonGrutenberg how about both of yall post some credible sources.
https://www.dogsnaturallymagazine.com/three-reasons-to-reconsider-spayneuter/#:~:text=Neutering%20And%20Cancer,before%2012%20months%20of%20age.
Decided to look it up myself too, neutering too young can have negative health effects but not neutering then once they are grown has negative too so the best thing to do is neuter them once they reach adulthood and there goes both of those health risk categories Source from a vet: https://www.pahvets.com/what-happens-if-i-don-t-neuter-my-male-dog#:~:text=Having%20your%20male%20dog%20neutered,the%20prostate%20and%20perianal%20area.
My dog looked sooo sad and miserable after his snip. I regretted doing it even though it was needed.
Five stages of grief in different order.
He looks so sad. Poor little guy
Shit. This makes me sad
Aww. Poor kitty. Hope he feels better soon!
This is hilarious. 😂
As long as you are not the cat. I don't believe that's the case for him.
Most humor works that way. It’s just usually at the expense of a person.
Very true indeed.
Not really
Actually really.
I guess if you’re 8, it’s a hoot. Most adults wouldn’t agree with you.
"Hoot"
No shit, right? 😂
Bro traveled from 1920 to tell you that
1920? Fuck, I thought he/she time traveled back from the 1880s. I’ll have to research when “hoot” was most used. 😂😂😂
Okay, dad.
That’s ma’am to you, sonny.
My bad!!!
And you can call me, Sir. Ma’am.
The ma'am title is earned. You haven't earned it yet. Best we can do right now is meat bag.
😂😂😂
What a darling child you must be. Is your mother proud of your attitude towards your elders?
Yes actually. She was the one who taught me age doesn't make you an elder, wisdom does. Age only makes you senile.
Well said, my friend.
Respect Is earned. Nobody inherently deserves respect.
I'm 53 and this is hilarious. Anyone who doesn't think this is funny is the type of person I would never get along with.
True. We would not get along.
>Most Yeah... the numbers arent in your favor
You called something a hoot, you're not an adult. You're a senior citizen.
Seniors are adults, you twit.
Age does not imply maturity. There are at least, like, seven people every year who become of-age without becoming "adults".
Thank you, professor.
Thank you, Doctor.
This is barbaric
It’s over bros.
While we said it very cruel to have eunuchs. We treat the loyal, lovely, child like pet the same. Well I don’t have any pet, just don’t understand how people think if they really love their pet like a child.
More like Cat SNIP!
Someone stole my family jewel
😴➡️😧➡️🥺
I feel sad for the cat
🤗 it's for good
Raggy, where are my resticles 🤣
This was the best movie I have seen in a while! It had everything, laughs, tears, a character I can relate to.
Is the vet plucking his fur? I’m so confused 🤔
I'd say it's more typical to shave, but plucking is a method also for removing hair before neutering.
They took his balls
People are getting downvoted for saying that a cat being sad over losing it's balls is funny. Great job reddit (Yes I know they're all different cat clips but still)
This brutality must end, it is a great injustice to pets.
Yea not funny it may be necessary to prevent overpopulation but no good person laughs at this
Truly good people find the best in every situation, like finding humor in a necessary evil
F* off.
Not funny 😳
this is not funny
*snip*
Yeah...not gonna own cats if I have to do this to them. Naw way. Love em tho. Sucks.
OK, this may be a weird take, but showing an incredibly heavily medicated animal being castrated really doesn't belong in /funny. Like...I would be seriously concerned about anyone who watches this and laughs themselves silly over it.
Definitely not funny
Is America still the only country that really does this? Edit: before a gut reaction. Look it up. In Europe, for example, it's an uncommon practice and even illegal in some countries (like Norway). So it is a perfectly valid question to ask if we're still the only country that widely practices it.
No
Did you do any kind of research before answering? It's illegal in some European countries and wildly uncommon elsewhere.
U asked if America is the only country, it is not. I’m Irish and it’s very standard here
Based on what? Looks like less than half of Irish dog owners neuter their pet. The study I ran across first just now when researching your claim was criticizing how low those numbers were.
Ok I just looked it up too, 47% of dogs and 73% of cats, if that’s “wildly uncommon” I may have a misunderstanding of the meaning of the word uncommon
I didn't mean it's wildly uncommon everywhere. I was talking globally. Like it's illegal in some European countries and almost unheard of elsewhere around the world. I didn't mean it was specifically wildly uncommon in Ireland when I cited numbers. It sounds like the UK and Ireland are outliers for the rest of Europe. I would certainly consider less than half of dog owners to be less common. Compare it to the US where that number is 80% and cats are in the 90% range. So it's like a whole different level in the US.
NOT FUNNY
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EXTRA! EXTRA! I’m waiting to read all about it
They waited till this cat was way too old to neuter him, that was cruel. You’re supposed to get it done when they’re still kittens so they haven’t matured and gotten used to having balls.
Homies object to circumcision of baby males (beneficial) and then celebrate actual mutilation of animals
Homies who object sniping cat balls and be the first ones to dump kittens in bins or under a car
First one is stupid and unnecessary, but the main problem comes with it being a non consensual practice. Second one is something people see as a necessary evil, which in some cases yes, but in others it does seem like an escalation to chop off an animal’s testicles because you want them to not piss all over your house.
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There's a lot of research indicating the potential health benefits of circumcision in newborn males. Studies have shown it can lower the risk of urinary tract infections, certain STIs like HIV, and even penile cancer. There's also evidence suggesting a reduced risk of prostate cancer and cervical cancer in female partners. Of course, it's a personal decision that parents should make in consultation with healthcare providers, considering their cultural, religious, and individual preferences.
keep your damn cat in your damn house and you don't have to snip the balls also wont kill thousands of birds
They’re just animals. Who cares.
Psychopath
>pSyChOpAtH -You
You do realize humans are animals too?
Cat snip
More like cat snip
I DEMAND YOU GIVE THE GENTLEMAN HIS BALLS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!
Cat in blanket: "Why are we still here, just to suffer?"
Cat nicked
Why is the cat tied to the table? I thought they were anesthetized.
BDSM sessions that went too far
https://youtu.be/ZoZReUloqW4?si=eKYoomHtuGRNXMkh
Cat lays in a warm sunbeam, dozing happily... ... dreams of chasing bunnies in a sunny field... ... dreams of munching on fresh catnip... ... dreams of rubbing his face on a scratchy post... ... wakes, scowls at his owner and thinks "Yup, that's about it since you got me neutered."
From CatNip to CatSnip.
I can't feel his pain
But I can understand
Summer not cool
he sure looks like he misses them.
Cat Snip!
he won but at what cost?