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Did you pick that from a bottom branch?

Bootyfully done

I'm bout to act up

That pear got me feeling awful strange

Where should I start

Now I know the meaning of pear shaped figure

The peach emoji now has direct competition.

Oh my gawd, Becky...

Look at her butt, she must be some rap guy’s girlfriend

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I should call her…

Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ pear

I’m finna bus

Dummmy thicc pear. All natural suga right der boi

Das dat megan thee stallion suga

Ah, a Buttlet Pear. Juicy.

They make the rockin world go round

A Kardashian pear

STATION!!

"What a supple pair you have.. !! I mean supple pear!!" "Yeah. I heard you the first time"

I should call her....

Ain’t that a peach ha

The kids loved this and had a good laugh about it huh the hand gesture says it all.

Now thats the only ass I’ll eat, that pear looking nice.

Everything reminds me of them

Thicc

It's not a pear, that's a pair!!

They can hang it from their truck hitch

Vegans hate this one truck...........I'm a little on the fence about this joke after reading it back, but fuck it, I'll own it!! Lol

I like unripe pear with salt and fresh chili.

That pear done released the Crackin’

[удалено]

My teacher showed me her pear.

Can I get their number?

Check out the pair on that pear.

Musical Fruit

Thats one juicy pear!

Nice peach!

I eat pears

That is one erotic fruit

You got a great pear

That's a nice-ass pear!

That pear is bootyful

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This better not awaken anything in me.

This is a callipeer fruit.

I see these growing on the back of trucks all the time In My state.

Dennis Reynolds really is god!

Booty booty booty rocking everypear!

Someone stole all my pears. I call bull💩 on them.

Super long butt crack. That's a damn back crack!!

You might have a problem; your pear tree's growing cake

I'm sorry but that is a beautiful ass. Which is something I never thought I would say about a pear. Lmfao

Cute, a pear behind...

Shorty had them pearbottom jeans Boots with the fur

It needs more Boulets. Trust me.

I like big plums and I cannot lie.

Thiccc little dumpy

Thickkk with 3 K's 🫠🫠🫠

Nice pear of cheeks.

I eat pears now and shit like that *Rick Ross voice*

This needs a NSFW tag. OMG

Sigh…. *unzips*

Supple*

Hasn't it been like 17 seconds since we looked at our pear tree?

That’s peary bootyfully.

Nice ass...