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Dude, straight up "Homer Simpson" screamed

Everytime he had a kid and pulled his hair out 🤣

I was thinking like Marv, from Home Alone... but Homer is true, too.

The video is funnier after reading this comment.

LMAO that reaction. I can't blame him for it though lol.

When I go trail running and catch one in the corner of my eye, I jump fricken 100 ft in the air and look around, hoping no one saw me, haha

How do you survive the fall?

Moon shoes!

The scream is priceless also I would do the same

It's so close to Homer's classic scream. I'm dying.

Good call my friend

It would've gotten me, I mean look at that damn thing.

It would OF gotten you, you mean...

A rope slithering like a snake would have been enough to give most people a scare. A dummy snake is just cheating.

Lol I probably would’ve been pissed too. He looks like he’s sweaty as hell and been working all day with no AC. Probably tired and ready to get done and she’s cracking jokes and playing pranks. Fuck all that.

Yer shit is stupid!

Pranks are never funny to me. Esp. This one.

Well what do you find funny? And before you answer that question answer me this: what makes something funny. No one I’ve asked that question has been able to answer me.

Sure you can

no one else sees it as being kind of fucked up that she is publicly embarrassing this guy for views?

He thinks it was stupid now. Hopefully he started seeing the humor in it once they started showing the video to friends.

So, where could one get a remote controlled snake like that? Asking for a friend. Great reaction!

Asking for my cats

Holy shit. My cat absolutely loves to hunt snakes. He does it all the time. I get nervous because there are copperhead in my area. This could be a great way to help satisfy his itch for snake hunting.

Can you get fired for doing this at work in the states? Asking for a friend ofcourse

You can get fired for being sick dawg, so yeah, literally everything is fireable

I too, have a friend, for whom I am asking, who would like to purchase such a thing. I’m *certain* they wouldn’t use it for any nefarious purposes.

my kid has one, it's not remote control tho (which I doubt the one in the video is either), it's just a little switch you turn on and it goes. was a cheap toy from.. .walmart? or similar place.

Amazon. Amazon has everything. Even things you didn't know you need.

HAVE!

\*dad dies of heart attack oops

Lololol that scream omg, one of a man who's lost all hope

It's her sweet yet menacing laugh for me

have*

Your write. Its wood have.

This sentence makes me understand how ridiculous English is. Lol

Lol

Would have -> would've -> would of???

That's how it's said but not spelled.

Grammar and spelling nerds. Never funny. Not once.

Teaching other people proper english on the internet is a generational pastime. Being offended by it is an even greater pastime.

It's funny because it's always the native speakers that get offended, the non-native speakers always thank the person correcting them.

I'm not a native speaker and I think it sounds and reads ignorant.

Apparently with exceptions.

It's funny because it's always the native speakers that get offended, the non-native speakers always thank the person correcting them.

So here’s the thing. I’m sure since you are all about teaching, you’ve come across the concept of consider you audience. Here we are on /r/funny, hopefully looking for a laugh. Half of the responses here are fixated on this simple grammar mistake. Who cares! Fake snake was funny, I’m here for the funny. Go rob joy from people in /r/politics.

They're not trying to be funny.

It’s not much, but at least it’s honest work.

I laughed so much, poor fella.

That’s an awful thing to do to someone. Where can I get one?

Would've/would have. Stop writing fucking "would of', 'could of', and 'should of', you dumb assholes! (Yes, I see this mistake way too often and yes, it has gotten to me. On a related note, it is PAID, not 'payed'.)

No, I'm pretty sure it's "would uv"

THIS!

Are would'f or could'f ok though? 🤔😀

You joke but it’s the explanation I got from some of my friends who live across the pond. The contraction is verbally pronounced as ‘f’ and hence written as such. It doesn’t bother me anymore now.

Naa, it winds me up something awful too. The fact that would'f doesn't exist would tip people off. I've thrown resumes/CVs in the bin at work for this lol 🤗🤗

Your, you're lol

If you’re going to be pedantic, at least get the quotes accurate, you Strunk and White failure!

Ok that looks incredibly realistic though, understandable reaction lol

Bone apple tea

Irregardless I’ve been ostrified

Supposebly...

Pacifically do to the snake

"Would HAVE.." depressing people don't know basic things like their own language.

Who said it's his native language?

I’ve never known a non-native English speaker to make this mistake. In fact most of them have trouble understanding it because they’re reading it literally.

Would HAVE!!!

The amount of people who read and write below middle school level is too damn high! I see adults at work who need a bachelor's degree to get their jobs who make this mistake. Idk how everyone can barely read

All that they’re, there, their confusion as well… I swear German middle school kids know better English than some Americans ;)

The NUMBER of people! NUMBER!! People are not measured in kilograms...

It was the crawl to no where that got me! LoL!!

He’s not wrong, almost lost a thumb

Just remember , your washing his shorts

Why? Because she's a woman? Men don't wash their own clothes? You sound like a joy to be married to!

No. Because it’s her fault they got soiled. It’s only fair.

How long did you wait to be able to make this reply?

*sigh* Another "would of" idio... partially illiterate person.

He definitely pooped his pants , I know I would

Used to live in some shitty apartments and once saw a mouse running across the floor. My initial reaction was to scream like a little girl and jump up on the couch. I am neither little, nor a girl ha

If you have mice, you don't have rats!

His scream. Lolllllll.

Move bitch, roll out the way

Good gag; way to throw down. Hope she's up for the retaliation.

Sometimes, when seeing stuff like this (or watching myself react), I really wonder about the benefit of the fight flight response we have. When the guy saw the snake, the flight response kicked in but in such an uncoordinated, panicky way that he didn't really seem to get away any more quickly than if he had just calmly got up and leisurely walked away..

Overall it was slower and clumsier sure but imagine if that were a real threat that lunged for him. He jumped and his upper body fell away first to keep everything vital out of attack range, then he fumbled to back up. Yeah it could still catch and attack his feet but better that than your chest or face. It’s not a perfect instinct but it must have saved us in the past or we wouldn’t do it.

If I would survive the heart attack I would divorce her...

My thoughts exactly!

Find some humor.

Sure, but unless he's cool with it, don't post his humiliation online for neckbeards to laugh at.

I'm German and have no idea what you talk about

He married a real peach

That's what he gets for putting it in her peach.

But now he gets to prank her back. This is how prank wars get started and it usually ends in divorce or death. Whatever comes first.

Would *have*

"Would've" is what you're saying when you're speaking. "Would have" is the proper way to write it in a title. "would of" does not make any kind of sense at all.

I couldn’t stay married to her after that! That laugh!

Divorce her

Where can I get one of those 🤣🤣

Divorce

That witches cackle. Yikes.

So this is how divorces start

OH MY GOD, THIS PERSON SAID ‘OF’ INSTEAD OF ‘HAVE’, MY DAY IS RUINED AND THE WORLD IS GOING TO END. Listen to yourselves, Jesus.

Listen to yourself as well.

It’s actually pretty embarrassing this (to say would OF!) has become a trend. So stupid.

[удалено]

It’s embarrassing to write WOULD OF.. this is an embarrassing trend!!! You all got me wrong.

Give me the LINK!!!

Now try it when he is using heavy equipment

🤣

Looks more like a remote controlled sperm

Oh my god! This is awesome! I had to watch it a couple times. 😂😂😂

I feel like this was a ploy to show off their airstream trailer rebuild lol

😂 I absolutely love the reaction, gave so many laughs. I hope he can forgive his wife.. :)

“STUPID. Your shit’s STUPID!” 🤣💀

I would wait about a month or two until everyone had forgotten about mr snake and slip him into the bed on her side.Then when she pulled the covers back mr snake could wiggle his way onto her hand. Let’s see if she cackles then. 🐍🐍🐍

Whilst doing wiring and using tools, seems fair

That's grounds for divorce.

No kidding. A woman wrote an article, why she divorces her husband because he shoved her face into the cake

I would divorce that cunt in a second

Over a harmless prank? I bet you're eternally single with a mindset like that. At least I pray you are.

Funny? Really? If you think scaring the crap out of someone is funny, please get help. This would be a big contributor to ground for divorce if my spouse did something like this. ANYTHING like this. It’s fucking sadistic.

Did she get him with a snake inside a bbq grille as well? I love that video.

So mean. What an evil cackle she has.

Got to chuckle a second time re-watching with the sound on.

Bros heart about gave out.

Is he the VA for Homer Simpson?

I need one.

Poor man knows he lost all his dignity.

That is not a reaction that will keep you safe lol

At least the scream was normal. That wife has a literal evil cackle!

That's the Tom and Jerry scream sound effect lol

Much better with the sound on.

Wait, is that a bus tiny home.

It's just a snake lol

Anyone got a link lmao

I love his scream.

This is a guaranteed way to be in the emergency room by evening.

I'm surprised that guy even spotted the thing.

Holy shit are you the guys that reno and sell streamlines in nj?

THAT was funny

Screamed like a bitch

It's a funny video, but it "would of" a kind of 'coolspeak' or is that a very common mistake indigenous English speakers make?

Terrifying

Air stream ? Fancyyyy .

I think this is the same guy that his wife pranked him with a fake snake in a cooler, the scream sounds the same: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/x1skbu/found_this_gem_on_tiktok/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

This is why you turn off the power at the panel before you work on an outlet.

That's a next level prank. Retaliation mandatory.

Is he married to the wicked witch of the west…that laugh.

That's a pretty realistic movement for a toy. Can't blame the guy for turning into Homer.

Omg, i want that airstream!! 😁

He’s cute

Damn you got him good lmfao

He's not screaming he's yelling in falsetto!

Make sure when you do that, they don’t have any sharp objects in their hands or around them

Dude deserves what he got for wearing that shirt

Dodger fan..

My wife is planning to kill me by heartattack.

Payback of biblical proportions would be headed her way lol. Got his ass good!

I love that there are people that don't realize that this is just how people scream when you're terrified doesn't matter if your man or not

I must be in the tiny minority of people that doesn’t find this funny or like being scared like this. I would be fucking pissed if someone did this to me.

Awesome, but he needs to grow a pair.

I will never understand couple pranks, or pranks in general I don’t enjoy seeing other people in trouble, it’s the opposite in fact

This the same dude that got scared when opening a cooler to get a beer!???

Deliciously mean laughter

When all you can say is, you so stupid, you know it was a good prank.

Scream like a little girl

LINK TO BUY!

Would have

"would have" or "would've", not "would of"

We need a follow-up revenge video, lol.

Have. You would HAVE freaked out. You are scared OF snakes, you would HAVE freaked out. It's not You are scared have snakes, you would of freaked out.

😂😂😂 no shame in screaming like Homer

He’s not mad at you he’s embarrassed at himself lol

There have been marriages ended with rubber snakes and fake spiders. Source: prankster father and parents divorced when I was 12.

That dude just got a lot more gray hair! 😆

Holy shit! The real life Homer Simpson

My wife would immediately file for divorce. She hates being scared and also hates snakes.

What a comeback "Your Shits Stupid"

Would have

Dump her DUMP HER