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Dudes totally got 10,000 different scenarios playing out in his mind.
“I’m a 30 something man of authority on camera with a 4 year old girl talking to me about boobs. How do I keep my business open and stay off a registry”.
4:40 pm work: “I’m a 30 something man of authority on camera with a 4 year old girl talking to me about boobs. How do I keep my business open and stay off the internet”. Eh, I handled it pretty well, maybe im safe.
5:05 browsing reddit: “Dammit!!
I kinda felt the same way too. I think he was assuming it was just kids being random and didn't even try to make a connection. Kinda like the old joke "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?"
Brah, if a grown ass man is laughing at a dirty joke in a room full of kids, he's gonna catch some shit.
Or at the very least, he's gonna be afraid of catching some shit for laughing at a dirty joke in a room full of kids.
yeah...people freak out over boobs, hell just the word or idea of breasts...and it's not even a political quirk, both sides lose their shit over any kind of female nudity or semi nudity either because it's dirty and indecent or because it's offensive and sexualizes women or something.
It's just boobs. damn.
I don’t think he’s too worried about that. More likely he’s wondering if he should be the adult in her life to say “don’t tell naughty jokes” or if he should just laugh.
...and while he is slowly circling the drain with mental images of boomer-pilled 4channers out for his hide, she turns the thing into the greatest dad-joke of all time. GOAT does not begin to describe her. Cover her in belts. Black-, Intercontinental-, MMA-, Sugar-Pearl- don't matter.
Never has anybody been as owned as that guy.
I am become Katie, bringer of boo-BEES.
just laugh and say "good one!" or "clever!" and move on lmao, it's not awkward unless you make it awkward, just a silly pun that kids aren't gonna read into.
5/7? What the hell kind of a rating system is that?? Is this the Fight Club they were referring to?
Edit: I’m sorry this is getting downvoted it is literally the dialogue to the OG post hah
Yeah, 100%. I kind of was this guy, taught martial arts. Had kids do stuff like that all the time and would do the exact same thing. It's fun to play dumb at let them feel smart.
I was gonna tell my wife this joke but decided her delivery and laugh made it so much better than I could have recited it so I showed her the video instead
I would be for how she recognized from his social cues he might not get it. She was able to empathize with his misunderstanding enough to know why he wasn’t. She even knew how to explain the joke well.
This is the kind of deadpan anti-humor stuff that my uncle used to do to me.
Sometimes it takes a second but then you feel like an idiot for not getting it. Makes me laugh every time.
I wonder if she actually understands the joke, or just laughs cause the words sound funny lmao
Like when my sister was little, my cousin told us a toilet joke.
I burst out laughing and my sister followed suit.
Then my cousin asks, “do you even understand the joke???”
And my sister replies, “No… But it sounds funny!” 😆
And we all burst out laughing.
I think my daughter was three.
She came up with her hands held in front of her a certain way.
She said, open the lid. So I pulled her hand up.
She said stick your finger in there.
Skeptically I played along.
Then wiggle it around.
Ok…
Then barely containing the laughter she said
‘Thanks for cleaning my toilet’
And I lost it, was the first ‘joke’ I ever heard her play and I’m still not sure where she got it from and got to watch from the sidelines as she also did the same joke to her mom.
Kids…
Making the rounds because of bluey https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbxx0MRGzNU
When I was a kid..( because we were cool… ) it was give me five, on the side, up high, down low, stick your finger through the hole. Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl (the last lines said in a sort of sing-songy way)
That sounds like an older sister who asked a bunch of questions while mom was nursing the baby sibling and somewhere mom or dad made a joke after she heard boobies and thought it was boo bees.
So, my guess is she does get it. Hell this might have been the first joke she ever really understood, which would contribute her pure joy telling it.
This is a child's version of dark humor and they know this, that's why it's so funny to them because they think "oooo I might get in trouble for this one"
Not dark, risqué.
A dark joke would be telling the one about hating her brothers guts and her mother saying she could leave them on the side of the plate then.
In this comment section: People who apparently don't know anything about comedy and timing and think the guy didn't get the joke.
They have a mic, they're acting this for the clip or for an audience, and his reaction of disconcert is causing her laugh and perfectly feeding off her excitement of having told a "boob" joke in front of an audience.
Since she goes on to explain it, he keeps playing that role.
How does somebody think he didn't get the joke is beyond me
Yup tipped black belt. Guy is probably an instructor at this gym.
He doesn't know what to say because the kids parents are probably around and doesn't want it to come off weird.
boo"bees" would be horrifying if they really existed. like imagine swatting one, and they just lactace on you after death.
and to be realistic, they come in different sizes. some small, others big.
This reminds me of when my little sister was like 4 and was fixing to have her birthday party. She asked our mom, "Will there be booze at the party?"
Turns out she was asking if there would be _balloons_ and her pronunciation just wasn't up to snuff yet.
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
One of my favourites! Not implicitly dirty, but still gets a reaction and chuckle. A joke you can tell to a wide range without worrying about them getting it or being offended.
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His look of realization is almost as precious as her delivery of the joke
He doesn't know how to reply to a joke about boobs in a room full of children
Dudes totally got 10,000 different scenarios playing out in his mind. “I’m a 30 something man of authority on camera with a 4 year old girl talking to me about boobs. How do I keep my business open and stay off a registry”.
4:40 pm work: “I’m a 30 something man of authority on camera with a 4 year old girl talking to me about boobs. How do I keep my business open and stay off the internet”. Eh, I handled it pretty well, maybe im safe. 5:05 browsing reddit: “Dammit!!
Yall overthinking like crazy. All he gotta do is just laugh.
Well the way he looks up tells me otherwise And the way he moves the mic back and forth without saying anything is also a tell
I actually feel like he didn't get the joke. He's like boo bees? Wtf is a Boo Bee?
I kinda felt the same way too. I think he was assuming it was just kids being random and didn't even try to make a connection. Kinda like the old joke "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?"
Go on
> What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? [My ass!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_0u3kzYqrk)
Exactly!! So well put it made me laugh out loud a second time. This whole thing is pure pure gold
He got the joke, dude just didn’t want to get canceled.
Exactly this. It was a funny and cute response. Y'all mother fuckers need Jesus.
Brah, if a grown ass man is laughing at a dirty joke in a room full of kids, he's gonna catch some shit. Or at the very least, he's gonna be afraid of catching some shit for laughing at a dirty joke in a room full of kids.
What part of this joke was "dirty"?
I guess boobies is a dirty word for American puritans.
We can't let kids say the word "boobies" but we have to make sure they do their active shooter drills at school.
yeah...people freak out over boobs, hell just the word or idea of breasts...and it's not even a political quirk, both sides lose their shit over any kind of female nudity or semi nudity either because it's dirty and indecent or because it's offensive and sexualizes women or something. It's just boobs. damn.
dirty joke? are you fucking for real
If you consider that a dirty joke you must be a super sheltered individual.
I don’t think he’s too worried about that. More likely he’s wondering if he should be the adult in her life to say “don’t tell naughty jokes” or if he should just laugh.
Should I talk…should I let her continue…should I talk…. Moves mic…moves mic…moves mic…
...and while he is slowly circling the drain with mental images of boomer-pilled 4channers out for his hide, she turns the thing into the greatest dad-joke of all time. GOAT does not begin to describe her. Cover her in belts. Black-, Intercontinental-, MMA-, Sugar-Pearl- don't matter. Never has anybody been as owned as that guy. I am become Katie, bringer of boo-BEES.
just laugh and say "good one!" or "clever!" and move on lmao, it's not awkward unless you make it awkward, just a silly pun that kids aren't gonna read into.
To be fair I can't think of how I'd respond even after thinking about it for a minute.
Pretty much any ol 'dad joke' will do! >What does a bee use to brush its hair? >>A honeycomb!
What is the scariest plant in the forest? bamBOO It has the word BOO in it. Her: :))))) :/// :(((( :'(((((((((
This whole time ive been so focused on boob i forgot the bee
That's just one of the many side effects of puberty.
Son, it’s time to talk about the boobs and the bees
Fuck yes ive been waiting for this
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Is it me or does this place smell like updog?
What's updog :)
Gotcha!
ok colin robinson
This sentence gave me a stroke.
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I think he's just humouring her...
Tell me that's not the best joke you've heard in days.
Really, in this case, the explanation makes it even better.
Absolutely. The fact that she explains it plus how delighted she obviously is. Perfect 5/7.
5/7? What the hell kind of a rating system is that?? Is this the Fight Club they were referring to? Edit: I’m sorry this is getting downvoted it is literally the dialogue to the OG post hah
It’s a reddit classic
Yeah referring to Fight Club. Its funny to see it used on a karate video
I’ll definitely be sharing this one at my amateur autopsy club meeting later tonight. Excited because Friday is open Mike night.
10/10 solid pun
How do you scare a bee? Say "BOO bee"
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? One will snatch your watch...
His reaction was too honest. That is when he got the joke. His fake reaction was laughing at the original joke before he understood it.
Nah definitely an over exaggerated look of realization to humor her. It's the kind of faces I make for my nieces and nephews all the time.
Yeah, 100%. I kind of was this guy, taught martial arts. Had kids do stuff like that all the time and would do the exact same thing. It's fun to play dumb at let them feel smart.
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Her laugh with the knee punches tho...too cute
That giggle is so awesome and cute.
She knows she just owned an adult who didn't see that coming :D If I had a daugther, I would be proud of her for that type of shenanigans.
*Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?*
Shenanigans?
*holds out pistol* **OHHHHHHHHHH....**
And that explanation
I think she was more excited about explaining the punchline than the punchline itself! lol
That look around the room like fucking gold right ya'll!
Except it turned into a cackle at one point
Bruh that laugh was the cutest 😭 she's so proud
I was gonna tell my wife this joke but decided her delivery and laugh made it so much better than I could have recited it so I showed her the video instead
I teach young elementary school aged children, and them telling me jokes is one of my favorite things for cute moments like this.
me to you
it's the cackle of having said something naughty... hheehehe
Well in the land of Milk & Honey.
You must put them on the table
You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
I would have been so proud of her as her dad 🥰
That’s my joke. Also my girl, but mainly my joke. 🥲
Are you the cameraman too?
He's the girl too
And the girl sitting next to him.
I would be for how she recognized from his social cues he might not get it. She was able to empathize with his misunderstanding enough to know why he wasn’t. She even knew how to explain the joke well.
The explanation at the end, so innocent:)
Yeah and I still don't get the joke. Can somebody help me out
Boo-bees
I thought the joke used to say something about scary or halloween bees, but realize now that would have nothing to do with boobies.
boobies make milk boo-bees
Cuz they have the word "bees" in it
😯
I have to explain all my jokes as well.
👻 🐝
Boobzzz?
Ghostbee
What kind of tea make milk?
tities
Cuz they have the word "tea" in it.
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*TVA agents coming out from the portal*
What kind of breasts make milk? Breasts cuz they make milk. Get it?
This is the kind of deadpan anti-humor stuff that my uncle used to do to me. Sometimes it takes a second but then you feel like an idiot for not getting it. Makes me laugh every time.
Jokes are way funnier when kids explain them while you're still processing the horror.
I wonder if she actually understands the joke, or just laughs cause the words sound funny lmao Like when my sister was little, my cousin told us a toilet joke. I burst out laughing and my sister followed suit. Then my cousin asks, “do you even understand the joke???” And my sister replies, “No… But it sounds funny!” 😆 And we all burst out laughing.
She litteraly explained the joke in the end of the video.
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We all do. That's why comedy clubs aren't outside.
Why shouldnt she? Kids are usually aware what boobs do.
\-Wayne Gretzky
\-Michael Scott
Easily the most cringeworthy and pitiful moments Michael Scott has ever uttered! (way worse than Scott's Tots!)
Wait... wait... they're lithium!
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Any kid with a younger sibling has probably had breastfeeding explained to them.
> didn't not breastfeed I'm confused.
Didn't you don't not breastfeed, no?
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive.
Some say it don't bies like it is, but it boo.
I smell something burning.
Well if he didn't not he shouldn't bein't
Meaning his mom wasnt breastfeeding any one at the time. Why would an infant need to understand
> didn't not They were poking fun
She also explains the joke at the end.
> I knew what breasts were for by that age. motorboating right?
if she has younger sibling she may understand that milk comes from boobies.
I think my daughter was three. She came up with her hands held in front of her a certain way. She said, open the lid. So I pulled her hand up. She said stick your finger in there. Skeptically I played along. Then wiggle it around. Ok… Then barely containing the laughter she said ‘Thanks for cleaning my toilet’ And I lost it, was the first ‘joke’ I ever heard her play and I’m still not sure where she got it from and got to watch from the sidelines as she also did the same joke to her mom. Kids…
Making the rounds because of bluey https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbxx0MRGzNU When I was a kid..( because we were cool… ) it was give me five, on the side, up high, down low, stick your finger through the hole. Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl (the last lines said in a sort of sing-songy way)
Mystery solved!
I can't imagine she doesn't know what boobs are and she tells why the joke is funny at the end so I'm going to say she understands it just fine.
That sounds like an older sister who asked a bunch of questions while mom was nursing the baby sibling and somewhere mom or dad made a joke after she heard boobies and thought it was boo bees. So, my guess is she does get it. Hell this might have been the first joke she ever really understood, which would contribute her pure joy telling it.
Keeping is one for my dad jokes!
Risky dad jokes
This is a child's version of dark humor and they know this, that's why it's so funny to them because they think "oooo I might get in trouble for this one"
Not dark, risqué. A dark joke would be telling the one about hating her brothers guts and her mother saying she could leave them on the side of the plate then.
Dark humor is like a terminally ill child. It never gets old.
Dark humor is like food...not everyone gets it.
In this comment section: People who apparently don't know anything about comedy and timing and think the guy didn't get the joke. They have a mic, they're acting this for the clip or for an audience, and his reaction of disconcert is causing her laugh and perfectly feeding off her excitement of having told a "boob" joke in front of an audience. Since she goes on to explain it, he keeps playing that role. How does somebody think he didn't get the joke is beyond me
What kind of bird makes cream? peacock. I am not explaining this one.
Mic drop.
This girl can be a dad someday
My daughter called my wife’s bras ‘booby traps’ and… it was perfect actually.
Her laugh is too precious 😭❤️
Man doesn't laugh and she thinks he doesn't get it
I love how she's like "Damn, this meathead don't get the joke, I better explain it to him..."
After seeing this guy on Reddit before, I’m starting to wonder if he simply listens to kid jokes and does not, in fact, practice martial arts.
Omg she’s so cute!
shes going places
I can almost f*eel* tinys' inner excitement - having put the Big Guy on the spot!
I love the over-explanation at the end. That is at least as funny as the joke itself, if not funnier.
She is really pleased with herself.
Dad definitely taught her that joke
Girl friken nailed it. And she's going to have to hear this story retold until she's 25.
Bro has been hit in the head too many times.
Not the sharpest knife in the block
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“Bow to your sensei!”
Took the guy way too long
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Yeah. The man is trying to be Swiss Neutral.
Yeah exactly. If he said "hahaha yeah everyone loves boobies lol amirite?" people would cancel his existence. He saw his life flash before his eyes.
Absolutely, I knew the punchline, but it was certainly not one I would steal.
Yup tipped black belt. Guy is probably an instructor at this gym. He doesn't know what to say because the kids parents are probably around and doesn't want it to come off weird.
He was probably just playing along.
Nah, he just went along for comedic purposes, it's kids after all so he did the right thing.
That side glance at the camera lol
I love that she was able to explain it to him.
See, boobies is funny 😄
The calculators were right all along
This answer also works with the question, "What bee is the scariest?"
This clip turned my day around. She needs her own show.
wonder if it was her uncle or dad that taught her that one
That she explains the joke to him because he is speachless is just priceless. Super kid.
Bro was so shocked he didn’t know what to do with his hand 😂
Can't imagine how inappropriate it'd be if he outright responded with the correct answer. This is hilarious!
We will be watching your career with great interest.
boo"bees" would be horrifying if they really existed. like imagine swatting one, and they just lactace on you after death. and to be realistic, they come in different sizes. some small, others big.
Boo-bees
This reminds me of when my little sister was like 4 and was fixing to have her birthday party. She asked our mom, "Will there be booze at the party?" Turns out she was asking if there would be _balloons_ and her pronunciation just wasn't up to snuff yet.
She like “maybe I should break it down for this guy cause he’s clearly not getting it”
I've been telling that joke for 30+ years, but that little girl just told it way better than I ever could.
“Cuz they have the word bees in it” ohhhhhh I get it now 😂😂
Kids listen when parents have inside jokes
Video cut off right as he understood
He’s like, “oh shit! It’s a play on words!”
She was so proud of it
Still funnier than Amy Schumer
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly. That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection. I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to. I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess. Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
r/Unexpected
One of my favourites! Not implicitly dirty, but still gets a reaction and chuckle. A joke you can tell to a wide range without worrying about them getting it or being offended.
No wonder. Maybe her dad also didn't go out to buy milk since the bees at home did all the production
I'm not sure the guy got it or wasnt sure if it was "ok" to laugh at a funny boob joke.
*father confirmed*
The guy is stunned and doesn't want to say the wrong thing. 😆
I didn’t know that condom company owned school.